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  1. Fauche

    UWF Saturday Night SmackDown! 2/22/14 Edition

    Management changes ahoy! The lovely Styles promo hits bricks when the tragedy of cwalker being gone/dead sinks in as the gm situation gets shake and baked. No more Austin? Does Dresdon have the decency to pick him up as a character? Bad News Barrett showing up in place of guys who don't tt is...
  2. Fauche

    UWF - Past Raw Trashtalking

    The main lights in the arena cut out without warning causing the capacity crowd to scream in excitement. Strobe lights begin to sporadically flash around the building as each chair in the arena become 99% empty - cause the fans are on the edges of them! Suddenly, the danciest dance tune that...
  3. Fauche

    UWF Veloctiy The Shield vs RVD & Sabu vs T.I.O.C. vs RybAxel

    The SHIELD's super boring lameness is promptly cut off by the flickering of the lights in the stadium. Everybody in the building cheers and stuff, cause technical issues like that are the sort of thing that they're totally into. Fair enough. The titantron gets all staticky, leading to more...
  4. Fauche

    UWF Velocity 2/14/14 THE SHOW!!!

    Guys not showing up on the undercard is three shades of heartbreaking (but highfives ahoy to guys that did, including Barrett, although he'd be better off with a James Bond or Count of Monte Cristo gimmick, or maybe even a shameless drunken pub basement prizefighter. digress.) That said...
  5. Fauche

    UWF - Discussion

    No The RUNDOWN this week cause all of my pet fish I've ever owned have died. Granted, this has taken place over many years, and I haven't had any fish (dead or alive) for some time now. For me, though, the wounds are still painfully raw, and as such, I just couldn't bring myself to write...
  6. Fauche

    UWF - Discussion

    How come nobody in any e-fed ever is Arn Anderson? What the heck wrong with everyone?
  7. Fauche

    UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking

    The Miz raises his mic to his lips, but waits a moment before replying. While a large portion of the audience is firmly behind the ECW legends, it seems all the cool and attractive people are in complete admiration of younger tandem. There is a noticeable increase of female-pitched shrieking in...
  8. Fauche

    UWF Monthly Awards: January 2014 NOMINATIONS!

    I totally agree with most of the stuff already nominated, so variety's sake, I'm only going to put up stuff that's nominated already. So there. RAW Superstar of the Month: - Bray Wyatt - Eddie Guerrero - Kane Smackdown Superstar of the Month: - Matt Morgan - Shark Boy - Kennedy (didn't win...
  9. Fauche

    UWF: THE RUNDOWN 2/4/14

    UWF: THE RUNDOWN 2/4/14 EDITION FOR ENHANCED EXPERIENCE, READ WHILE LISTENING TO MF DOOM OR WU-TANG CLAN TUNES #1 DEAN AMBROSE THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE~! #2 DANIEL BRYAN Sure, he came out second best in The Royal Rumble, but there's not doubt that is was a sooooooooooper close second. Plus...
  10. Fauche

    UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking

    The main lights in the arena cut out without warning causing the capacity crowd to scream in excitement. Strobe lights begin to sporadically flash around the building as each chair in the arena become 99% empty - cause the fans are on the edges of them! Suddenly, the danciest dance tune that...
  11. Fauche

    UWF Presents the 2014 Royal Rumble

    Such the rad show homies! Rumble was hella crazy! Yokozuna? Callihan with the fastest elimination ever? I'll take it. Tough match to pick a winner for, that's for true. Could have been any of the last four, all those dudes put in some solid effort. Big congrats to Bumout on the win. Loved the...
  12. Fauche

    UWF 2014 Royal Rumble Trashtalking

    Would really like to see if booked in more matches. From what I can tell, the SD staff have no boundaries as far as hardcore-styled matches go. Maybe C.U.N.T. vs. THE CARIBOU SKULL and the demon from Paranormal Activity at next year's Halloween Havoc. Start building to that steez now and it'll...
  13. Fauche

    Chillin with Chase Official Thread

    Preydictions! All-star panel! Blue dolphins ahoy! I got such hard dibs on next ppv preydictions. Put me in coach. American Psycho reference gets me sweaty. I also think I would probably get Nasty with Natlav. Even gnasty with gnatlav if I had too. Oh... and Chase calls it as I type it. He...
  14. Fauche

    UWF 2014 Royal Rumble Trashtalking

    In a world full of winners and losers, two men have risen above to bring you... THE UWF ROYAL RUMBLE PRE-SHOW~! UWF's newest, most radtastic tag-team, The Miz and John Morrison, greet us in a professional looking panel. They waste no time in kicking this shiz off. Morrison: Hi, I'm...
  15. Fauche

    UFC UFC 169: Barao vs. Cruz - Feb 1st

    Only saw the main card. First fight was insane, amazing comeback cause Varner was lighting him up. Flyweight wasn't thrilling, not sure if Ali can do much to DJ but he's probably got himself a title shot in the shallow division. Reem actually brought some cardio tonight, didn't matter since Mir...
  16. Fauche

    UWF - Past Raw Shows & Cards

    Gnarly show dudes - great go home show with tonnes of rad promos and some near-ppv-esque title matches. Both this and Smackdown this week were top notch - great lead ins to one of the bigger ppvs of the year. Thanks lots to the writers and folks who promo'd. Opening segment very intense. This...
  17. Fauche

    UWF 2014 Royal Rumble Trashtalking

    The titantron once again flickers to life with a live feed of the backstage area. The indoor parking area is shown, placid and dimly lit. An ambulance, sirens blaring, rips into the shot out of nowhere and comes to a screeching halt, haphazardly parking between a fire lane and handicap stall...
  18. Fauche

    UWF - Discussion

    For some reason I was thinking that whoever won the match just essentially got a "choose your own title match" clause, which is obviously not the case. Drug abuse clouds everything kids, stay clean. Also, just edited that prediction now, and edited this post to let know about that edit...
  19. Fauche

    NXT Star Debuts *RR Spoiler*

    Dude is probably the next in the line of Lord Tensai, Ezekiel Jackson, Mason Ryan, Koslov, etc. - endless stream of big guys built on jobbers to get fed to the stars and dropped when its shown they can't draw real heat or work, or just given some comedy gimmick. Somebody probably going to argue...
  20. Fauche

    I feel like you and I are the only ones who even remember how awesome the tag team division was...

    I feel like you and I are the only ones who even remember how awesome the tag team division was back then.
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