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  1. Fauche

    UWF 2014 Royal Rumble Trashtalking

    UWF ROYAL RUMBLE PREDICTION THREAD: 30 Man Royal Rumble Match WINNER: This match would be a nightmare to pick the winner of. Close between everybody who is obviously putting effort in, and everybody who has shown up in thread so far has really stepped up. I'm gonna go with Bryan, maybe...
  2. Fauche

    UWF 2014 Royal Rumble Trashtalking

    UWF ROYAL RUMBLE PREDICTION THREAD: 30 Man Royal Rumble Match WINNER: UWF World Heavyweight Championship Guest Referee Triple H Shawn Michaels (c) v. Tyson Kidd WINNER: UWF Championship Matt Morgan (c) v. MVP WINNER: UWF Global Championship Chairs Match Kane v. Eddie...
  3. Fauche

    UWF - Discussion

    Why not indeed? Also, THE RUNDOWN! Check it! http://wrestlingsmarks.com/threads/uwf-the-rundown-1-27-14.72513/#post-939509
  4. Fauche

    UWF 2014 Royal Rumble Trashtalking

    The super super boring crap that's been going on for, like, ever, is suddenly interrupted when the titantron flashes to life. Rather than the usual shot of the backstage area, however, the audience and superstars in the ring already are treated to a view of a hospital room. Illuminated only by a...
  5. Fauche

    UWF: THE RUNDOWN 1/27/14

    UWF: THE RUNDOWN 1/27/14 EDITION "DON'T BE A POPE ON MY PRIDE PARADE" #1 FANDANGO & ETHAN CARTER III The Modern Day Double Dragons were able to retain their tag titles on Smackdown when they faced off against the (totally fabulous) T.I.O.C. In a bout that was described as "aggressively...
  6. Fauche

    UWF - Discussion

    Day off work cause building houses in -20 is for chumps. Hope nobody minds if I drop 5 consecutive tt's for the Rumble. Also, tune in to see Brodie Lee spout off more than three words at a time as he goes for the Rags to Riches, and heck, we could even see a new THE RUNDOWN today before I sit...
  7. Fauche

    UWF - Past Smackdown Shows & Cards

    So amazed... just so... amazed... Best tag team match in all e-fed history? Greatest stipulation match of all time? Most significant use of a paint ball gun in the UWF ever? Without a doubt. Without a doubt at all. Such a rad match, and not even on ppv. Congrats to Bumout for the win, much...
  8. Fauche

    UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking

    I have never felt as empty as I feel today ... “Flowermouth (The Leech)” hits the PA, finally offering some the masses of UWF fans in attendance and at home a saving grace from the monotony that is the ramblings of the tag team champions. The T.I.O.C. Walk out on to the stage and down the...
  9. Fauche

    Chris Leben retires

    Always one of my favourite fighters, maybe cause I never watched the first season of TUF. Never a top guy, but a great just-bleed fighter. Fight with Akiyama cracks my top 37 of all time for sure. Probably a good time to call it a career, hopefully he stays away from all them nasty drugs. Would...
  10. Fauche

    UWF: THE RUNDOWN 1/20/14

    But I'll always love you, at least, I do in my never ending nightmares. Also, Dresdon should do a Rundown of THE RUNDOWN every week. That would be so meta. Concerning that sandwich, I went to summer camp with this kid years and years ago who always used to say "two-part peanut-butter...
  11. Fauche

    Hello friends

    Quad!
  12. Fauche

    UWF: THE RUNDOWN 1/20/14

    UWF: THE RUNDOWN 1/20/14 EDITION SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM ALL YOU WANT, IT WILL NEVER, EVER HEAR YOU #1 AJ STYLES The Phenomenal One once again retained his Hardcore Championship, defeating former tilte-holder Mr. Kennedy in a brtual cage-ish match on Smackdown (and all this after some tough...
  13. Fauche

    UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking

    Ooc: I probably won't get a tt up homies, and if I do it would be super late tonight. If you wanna skip me that's and get another in, that's cool with me.
  14. Fauche

    UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking

    Ooc: I probably won't get a tt up homies, and if I do it would be super late tonight. If you wanna skip me that's and get another in, that's cool with me.
  15. Fauche

    UWF: THE RUNDOWN 1/13/14

    Thanks homie. You got the part. As for that match... Spot on. But with more sharks probably. Sharks and blood. And harpoons.
  16. Fauche

    UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking

    I have never felt as empty as I feel today Flowermouth (The Leech) by Code Orange Kids shuts down the dumb in the ring and the crowd cheers wildly as the T.I.O.C. makes their entrance on to the stage. As usual, thye waste no time in getting down to the ring. This week however, they totally...
  17. Fauche

    UWF - Past Smackdown Shows & Cards

    Great show homies! I'm consistently blown away by the effort you writers put into this show. Easily one of the most well written e-fed shows I've been a part of. natlav, that Devitt / Kennedy match is off the chain, and Dresdon, I get so stoked every time you write my stuff cause its so obvious...
  18. Fauche

    UWF - Discussion

    CliqueClacks once again outdoes you all. Remarkable. Also, check out this week's THE RUNDOWN: http://wrestlingsmarks.com/threads/uwf-the-rundown-1-13-14.72311/#post-937068
  19. Fauche

    UWF: THE RUNDOWN 1/13/14

    UWF: THE RUNDOWN 1/13/14 EDITION WHOEVER STOLE KEVIN STEEN CAN SUCK A FISH #1 MATT MORGAN While the achievements or downfalls of the previous week mean absolutely nothing in the current edition of THE RUNDOWN, its no doubt worth noting that Matt Morgan is the first man in over 30 years to...
  20. Fauche

    UWF - Discussion

    If you wanna be cool, send me a pm and you can totally do the celebrity question for this week's RUNDOWN (in-character, remember). I starting that shiz pronto so get at me asap if you want in (probably got an hour as of now)
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