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  1. Fauche

    UWF - Discussion

    Like how rich white kids get all the presents but starving African orphans just wish they had a chance to go school. You ungrateful bastards. If you make Andrew cry I'll find you and I'll fight you. Also, check out this thing that's a thing now...
  2. Fauche

    UWF 2013 Starrcade Trashtalking

    Before you even have to ask, of course I'm writing these while listening to D12 song on youtube. TRIPLE THREAT LAST MAN STANDING UWF & INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP UNIFICATION Matt Morgan(c)vs. MVP(c) vs. Edge I will always love albo, but he's busy and stuff plus Morgan is totally the top dog in...
  3. Fauche

    UWF: THE RUNDOWN 12/16/13

    UWF: THE RUNDOWN 12/16/13 PROUDLY BROUGHT TO YOU BY CHILD SLAVE LABOR http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoQYw49saqc 1. AJ STYLES Styles earns himself the inaugural top spot by being the only guy to win a title match this week, and also cause he ended the lengthy Hardcore Championship reign of...
  4. Fauche

    UWF - Discussion

    Apparently too many of y'all go to school these days. UWF needs more uninspired drop-outs, with in-fed incentives given out to real life underachievers. Hand in a report card showing more than ten absences a term? Title shot. Quit post-secondary and work construction? Instant main event status...
  5. Fauche

    UWF 2013 Starrcade Trashtalking

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpVa-x7YndY "Flowermouth (The Leech)" by Code Orange Kids rips the stale, stagnant quiet of the arena a new face hole as it punds through the PA like a Mini-cooper down some stairs in The Italian Job. The fans get their cheer on like nobody's business as UWF's...
  6. Fauche

    UWF - Past Smackdown Shows & Cards

    Lots of Mr. Dresdon this week between the Austin and Guerreo promos and the Kennedy match. Nothing wrong with that - if dude's willing to put in that effort, all power to him. Morgan still hella undeniable, and I think Ak's Hardy is gonna be the next big thing round hur. Pretty sure a dq win...
  7. Fauche

    Hey homie, if I get another tt up in our thread, are you going to have time to do another as...

    Hey homie, if I get another tt up in our thread, are you going to have time to do another as well or would you rather leave it at 1-1?
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  8. Fauche

    Hey homie, if I get another tt up in our thread, are you going to have time to do another as...

    Hey homie, if I get another tt up in our thread, are you going to have time to do another as well or would you rather leave it at 1-1?
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  9. Fauche

    UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking

    Smackdown 12/7/13 - EC3/Fandango vs. Callihan/Lee Heads Up, Hands Down... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5lbnPh0zpM "Battalion of Zero" by Philip. H. Anselmo and the Illegals blasts through the arena PA and the capacity crowd cheers as Sami Callihan and Brodie Lee walk out on to the stage...
  10. Fauche

    UWF - Past Smackdown Shows & Cards

    Re: UWF SmackDown! 12/7/13 CARD Heck yeah! Everyone knows champs always lose a non-title match. To makes things more fair for the other team, I would be totally willing to forego a certain victory and allow this to be made a title match, cause I'm like, such a nice guy and stuff.
  11. Fauche

    Tournament 14: Most Overrated Of The Year

    My vote for Curtis Axel is but a non-violent protest of the lack of Bray Wyatt on this list.
  12. Fauche

    Tournament 14: Most Underrated Of The Year

    My vote for Cody Rhodes is but a non-violent protest of the lack of Mark Henry on this list.
  13. Fauche

    UWF - Past Smackdown Shows & Cards

    Groovy show homies. Loving those MVP and Mexican Black Friday (Brown Friday?) promos. Eddie's part in the Morgan / Taker match was cool also. A heartwarming nod to the excessive amount of titles floating around these days. Unify them all in a triple cage match I say. Natlav's a real solid...
  14. Fauche

    UWF - Discussion

    I like CliqueClacks so much more than the rest of you. Simultaneously meaning that I like him more than you do, and also that I like him more than I like you.
  15. Fauche

    UWF - Discussion

    Anybody who can find their old pal Fauche some decent pics of Sami Callihan with a microphone that I can use to make my tts shinier wins all of my love. And I sure do have a lot of love to give.
  16. Fauche

    UWF - Past Smackdown Trashtalking

    Re: UWF SmackDown! 11/30/13: Shark/Ed/Sami v. Kennedy/Carlito/Booker http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbjMQ2dXMmI "Do Yourself a Favor" by Comeback Kid suddenly blasts through the arena PA nad for the first time ever, Sami Callihan walks out on to the UWF Smackdown stage. Immediately...
  17. Fauche

    Chillin with Chase Official Thread

    If you're even remotely likable, talented or cool, chances are you're mentioned at least in passing in this podcast, so give your ego a rub and take a listen! Be amazed at how many times a sentence can end with "no doubt" or "for sure". Experience the most insightful and thought-provoking...
  18. Fauche

    Henderson vs. Thomson to headline UFC on FOX 10

    Hendo wins but can't get the rematch, Melendez wins but gets injured. Diaz gets a title shot, leaving Maynard and Cerrone to stand around being bald and angry and wondering how hard it would be to cut to 145. All of a sudden Frankie realizes it could have been his for the taking if it weren't...
  19. Fauche

    Jon Jones out of UFC 170 title defense against Glover Teixeira

    Heyoooooooo Don't know why Jones is so scared. Even Bader managed to rock that boat. Not saying Glover sucks, I just thought Jones could convince himself Glover sucks without much trouble. Maybe he's doing a premature injury back out so as not to destroy an entire event on a weeks notice again.
  20. Fauche

    UFC UFC 167: St. Pierre vs. Hendricks - Nov 17th

    I am a Canadian and a huge GSP fan. And that decision was fucking terrible.
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