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  1. imo-ah

    Lol-ah.

  2. Post Movie Ideas for WWE Films

    Starring: Santino and Da WWE Divas Plot: Santino Marella is-ah Da President of-ah da world!!! And he has-ah sex with all-ah dee women.

  3. Dear Impact Wrestling Forums

    Lolz. You are alls hilarious. Fightings over which account is the funniest. Well, I'ms da funniest person...IN DA WORLDS!!!

  4. My friends...

    I can-ah not help but to agree.

  5. Contradicting myself. I don't care

    It doesn't-ah matter!! I will still-ah try..........for comedic effect!

  6. Contradicting myself. I don't care

    YOU TAKE-AH DAT PICTURE OF-AH MY SISTER DOWN..........NOW-AH!!!

  7. Contradicting myself. I don't care

    YES-AH!! Santo! Santo! Santo!

  8. 24 hours later......

    What in dee hell!!! I thought you were going to change-ah dee name to.......Santino's Casa!!!!

  9. Well-ah hello dere friends.

    Hotrod's-ah Lady. You are just-ah jealous dat I'm-ah better looking than-ah Rodney dee Piper! Maybe you have-ah daddy issues since-ah you like-ah dee old men. And-ah you are a disgrace to-ah men who like-ah women. Hayley Williams? why don't-ah you pick a woman whose-ah teeth don't look like-ah...

  10. Well-ah hello dere friends.

    Happy-ah new year! It's again time for-ah New Years resolutions. You American's always-ah resolve to-ah lose weight. P-ahlease!! Dee only time-ah you break-ah sweat is-ah when you are biting into your-ah Big Macs from-ah McDonalds. NOM NOM NOM NOM! But-ah don't worry chubby, dat supersize Diet...

  11. Who-ah you should-ah really vote for-ah!!!

  12. imo-ah

    EAT-AH DAT!!!

  13. Same shit New Asshole

    Every-ah President has a sexual-ah scandal, and if-ah Sarah palin was-ah to ever become-ah dee president, I would-ah like her sex scandal to be-ah wit me!!!

  14. News Flash

    Santino Marella is-ah dee only man in-ah history to be able to-ah pull off a back tattoo. I am-ah more manly dan-ah dee Tomko.

  15. Dee WWE production team is-ah horrible!!!!

    Last Monday on-ah RAW I had-ah match wit-ah dee manimal Baptista. everyone saw-ah dee part where Baptista beat me in-ah dee match. BUT no one saw what-ah happend before dee match!! And, dey cut dee ending all up-ah!! First we started dee match-ah and I was-ah completely dominating dee...
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