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  1. 2009 Draft Discussion

    A mostly predictable draft. Smackdown gets a substantial tummy-tuck and prepares to entice the Hispanics (Mysterio & Melina), Triple H switches back, Vladimir Kozlov downgrades and MVP upgrades. The Miz to Raw caught me by surprise and so did Matt Hardy.

  2. Y2Jasmine

    People can communicate via menstruation? What a world we live in!

  3. TNA teases the signing of a former World Champion

    I sense smart advertising IE. it will be the lowest form of a "World Champion" - ECW or one-half of a tag team champion.

  4. No Smark Zone 55: Kaedon Reviews Wrestlemania

    I love your dream bookings Kaedon - I was rooting for your Christian reintroduction booking and the TLC match @ Wrestlemania. Fuck, that would've been heavy. Anyway - I've labelled Wrestlemania XXV as the "Up-Yours IWC" Wrestlemania. Think about it: WE wanted matches to include the Tag Team...

  5. WEC 53: Henderson vs. Pettis

    So I read an ECW review which emphasised the omission of a Jack Swagger tantrum tirade re: his absence from Wrestlemania. You would think a promo of this nature would be right up Mr. Swagger's alley, but such an occurrence was completely ignored this Tuesday night. It's testament to VKM's...

  6. B-A-T-I-S-T-A

    Well, that's the way to add some spice to another typical McMahon vs. Legacy brawl.

  7. Official GIF Request Thread

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw59XuZ9x9E 2:12 - 2:26 (Might be stretching it for length) Signature.

  8. A Revamp!

    First on the chopping block: VKM.

  9. The Official Wrestlemania 25 Thread.

    Did the backstage tech staff botch Orton's entrance by cranking up the music/titantron before Garcia could announce the added stip? That took away from Orton's entrance a little.

  10. The Official Wrestlemania 25 Thread.

    There was blood - Matt Hardy suffered a decent gash near his hairline, but whilst he was resting on the steel steps a medic came across to touch it up. What about Roddy Piper on angry pills? Fuck he was dropping expletives in their droves!

  11. The Official Wrestlemania 25 Thread.

    That surprised me. Todd Grisham and Matt Striker are left on the pine. Was that the Unprettier? There were a few botches I thought. When the crowd started looking left it told plenty about the match. They lost focus. Heck, whatever was going on in the crowd would not have happened if the...

  12. The Official Wrestlemania 25 Thread.

    Thumbs Up HBK vs. Taker - Crowd were tearing off the roof! Hardy vs. Hardy - Nice spots, defined extreme. MiTB - Solid opener got the juices flowing. Triple Threat - Can't complain. Exceeded my lowered expectations. Y2J vs. Jurassic Period - Why not Steamboat vs. Jericho? The Dragon was...

  13. Always a popular topic

    A heavy prison sentence is all that is required. Once said criminal is locked in his cell, the inmates take care of the rest. He doesn't last. Period.

  14. .........

    You're raging hard, Stinger? Ok, the solution. Go find the ex-girlfriend and (falsely) reconcile with her. Fuck her lubeless and passionately (read aggressively). Whilst you're in the pink from behind, announce you're HIV positive. Yeehaw! Look daddy - I'm a cowboy! ... exit...

  15. HWF * Hardcore Wrestling Federation *

    His first language is not English, and he still doesn't get it. Thumbs up for persistence and enthusiasm, but almost everybody turns the other way when he posts a show. What advice you give will be lost in translation. He's flogging a dead horse repeatedly, and it's excruciating. So why am...

  16. 12 Rounds ain't got shit on this!

    I expect this movie to be the first-half of the Lockdown PPV. A title change would be appropriate: call it " ... um, what?" This will probably upset the directors of From Justin to Kelly and The Hottie and the Nottie.

  17. AWE * Action Wrestling Entertainement

    Do you two swap bodily fluids or something? Sorry - I've rebelled against the rules!

  18. Flair banged up on Raw from camera incident

    That was a heavy promo. And this handicap match is how they will blow it off?! ... ... ... Sorry - I'll get some fresh air.

  19. Update on new WWE Brand/Show: WWE Superstars

    I have a feeling they might as well, considering the umbrella brand (Ten Network) is an entertainment channel in itself. Otherwise, no harm in Fox8 filling in the wrestling void on Monday!

  20. The Raw GM position

    I want a badass manipulator GM, but I cannot envisage who. JBL? Hey! Maybe that's the "historic announcement"? :) On a side note, I reckon Stephanie McMahon's return tonight will shake up the two main event matches. Maybe some glossy stip for the Orton vs. HHH match, and settling the dust...
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