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    "Classic Promos" Threads

    This thread is reserved for a place to post old promos, dating back at least, say, ten years or so. These are just a few to get the ball rolling.
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    The Most Epic 'Yes' In History

    So thunderous the whole goddamn building shook when he said it. Skip straight to 4:40 if you want to see what I'm talking about, although I'd suggest watching the entire video, since Hogan's promo as a whole is awesome. They don't make 'em like this anymore.
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    89.9 WKCR Radio Hijacking (Old News, But Interesting)

    In 1995, a college radio station based out of New York was playing some pretty smoothing music late at night when the broadcast was suddenly interrupted by a loud screeching noise followed by some heavy breathing and a woman randomly naming off a bunch of obituary dates. The transmission was...
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    Brock vs Ambrose... That Was Seriously It?

    Just to clarify, I thought Mania was a pretty good show overall (albeit some weird booking decisions), but I can't begin to explain how underwhelming that street fight between Brock and Ambrose was. It was technically a good match, but only averagely good. Nothing special at all. By Wrestlemania...
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    WWE (Un)Officially Breaks Their Attendance Record

    WrestleMania 32 Already Breaks WWE Attendance Record?, How Many Fans Are Expected For The Event - WrestlingInc.com Well, at least if you believe that the number for Wrestlemania 3 was worked anyway (Meltzer and others have always said the actually attendance that year was around 78,000)...
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    If Jericho Was Ever Gonna Formally Retire...

    ...then doing so against AJ Styles at Wrestlemania in one final encounter between the two would be perfect. Jericho says he can't stand AJ being in the WWE and wants him gone from the promotion completely if he can beat him at Wrestlemania. Styles in return says he wants Y2J to do the very same...
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    Innovative Idea For The IC And US Championships!

    Well, I don't know how "innovative" it is really, but it's something unique that came to mind: What if you booked a multi-man ladder match where both the Intercontinental and United States Championships were on the line, but were hanging from two separate hooks? I'm not talking about a...
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    Who Is Bray Wyatt Fighting At Mania?

    We went from a rumored bout with Sting to a originally planned match with Lesnar to now apparently nothing. One of the most talented guys and best characters on the roster has no apparent place as of yet heading into the biggest show of the year. Who do you think Bray will end up facing at...
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    WrestleMania Will The Undertaker 'Sacrifice' Himself For The Greater Good?

    And I'm talking from a character standpoint, obviously. The idea that I'm about to lay upon you, gentle reader, may sound horrible, atrocious, ridiculous, illogical, and stupid, but it's something that occurred to me. What if The Undertaker laid down for Shane and let him pin him at...
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    Timeline: History of WWE - 1998 - Vince Russo

    I feel like I've read, watched, and listened to so many Russo interviews over the years that I already know everything he's got to say in this one, but I'll watch it anyway. I always love the work that Kayfabe Commentaries does.
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    Bo Dallas Gets Rekted

    Can't believe that five months have already passed since this.
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    The Lion Whisperer

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    Michael Cole's Sit-Down Interview With Dean Ambrose About Fastlane

    One of Dean's best promos to date! And I especially love what he had to say about Lesnar. It's the exact same type of strategy that Ali employed when he defeated Foreman in their legendary bout in Zaire in the 70's. I know it's a long shot, but I'm starting to get a good feeling about Ambrose...
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    Could They End Up Switching Gears For A Third Year In A Row?

    In 2014, Batista was supposed to win the WWE Championship from Randy Orton at WMXXX. The crowd's undying love and support of Daniel Bryan and their refusal to accept Big Dave in his place led to a massive change of plans that saw Bryan capturing the title instead. In 2015, Roman Reigns was...
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    Black People Feeling Left Out Of The Oscars... What?

    It's controversy (not really) time again: Only White Actors Were Nominated For Oscars And People Are Understandably Pissed (Would have also posted the tweets that several people made in response to this, but I'm still clueless as to how you copy and paste a tweet. But you can always click on...
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    Would You Want To See Stephanie Wrestle At WM?

    Because it looks like it could be happening: Stephanie McMahon Says She's Training For WWE's WrestleMania 32 - WrestlingInc.com Wonder who her opponent could possibly be. Charlotte is a heel, Paige is a quasi-heel, Becky is the top babyface but I don't see her working a program with Steph...
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    Tyson Fury Confronts Deontay Wilder

    I couldn't give a fuck about the heavyweight division at the moment, but this confrontation has me slightly intrigued at least. Provided that Fury can get past Klitschko again and Wilder can get past Povetkin, we could see these two square off.
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    Tiger vs Lion - Who Wins?

    The ultimate dream match in nature... Tiger walks into the lion's territory. "Heard you been talking shit to the pride about me." Lion responds, "Of course I've been talking shit, they don't call me the King Of The Jungle for no reason. Do something about it." Should these two enormous cats...
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    Will Curtis Axel Be The (Second) Last Man Standing?!?

    Keeping in line with Axel's "I was never eliminated from the Rumble" shtick, you think they might pull the same trick with him that they did with Rusev last year (or Santino in 2011), where he hides underneath the ring and then sneak attacks Reigns (after Reigns has cleared out all the other...
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    Scientists Discover Fossil Of A 6,000 Pound Crocodile

    Huge 6,000-pound crocodile terrorized prehistoric seas Suffice it to say, if this beast was in the water, you'd want to be out of the water. What is this creature? It is the largest sea-dwelling crocodile that has ever been discovered, growing to over 30 feet long and weighing three tons...
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