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This level of conservatism is not healthy for a forum. We need to think forward, not attempt to go back to the past!
How does Good Ole Times equate to Conservatism? Also, this is just way too funny.
Take the wise words of postmodern philosopher, James "Jimmy" Havoc.


Jimmy sucks and isn't that deep. I think Nietzsche said it the best, "Smoke'em if you got them."
 

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How does Good Ole Times equate to Conservatism? Also, this is just way too funny.

Jimmy sucks and isn't that deep. I think Nietzsche said it the best, "Smoke'em if you got them."

(I am in character)

What are you talking about!? You are greed I say! Greed! gets taken away by several people with a straight-jacket THE PSYDUCK PARTY WILL WIN!
 

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What are you talking about!? You are greed I say! Greed! gets taken away by several people with a straight-jacket THE PSYDUCK PARTY WILL WIN!
Yeah...this What happens when you begin speaking too much British slang. You end up becoming crazy.
 

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Yeah...this What happens when you begin speaking too much British slang. You end up becoming crazy.
A small Shaymin taps Seth on the shoulder

"Ladies and Gentlemen, my name is Paul Shaymin! The future speaker of the house! And I will correct you in saying that my runningmate, Beavie, that they have been crazy for decades! That is also a part of their appeal! A crazy bundle of hugs! That is why we, at the Psyduck party, are pleased to announce we have a 100% approval rate from the demographic of Psyducks and Golducks! We will win and that is not a prediction but a spoiler!"
 

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A small Shaymin taps Seth on the shoulder

"Ladies and Gentlemen, my name is Paul Shaymin! The future speaker of the house! And I will correct you in saying that my runningmate, Beavie, that they have been crazy for decades! That is also a part of their appeal! A crazy bundle of hugs! That is why we, at the Psyduck party, are pleased to announce we have a 100% approval rate from the demographic of Psyducks and Golducks! We will win and that is not a prediction but a spoiler!"
Yeah, I could reply to this in a character of my cabinet, but nah.
 

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Solid Snake said it best. (look at my signature)

Added you @Seth

You guys can start doing your campaign threads if you want. Make some voting banners and intros to your parties. Use the prefix "President 2020" so they are easy to find. Maybe title them all the same way too like "NAME 2020" or something.
 
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You guys can start doing your campaign threads if you want. Make some voting banners and intros to your parties. Use the prefix "President 2020" so they are easy to find. Maybe title them all the same way too like "NAME 2020" or something.
That is bee's knees.
 
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That is bee's knees.
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I'll tag everyone who has entered:
@Jacob Fox
@Doxo
@Trainer Beavie
@The Reagmaster
@Jeffry Fucking Mason
@Seth

Go a head and start! I think we will do the voting the same night as the presidential one (US) so we can have a fun distraction. Remember to use the "President 2020" prefix for your campaign thread. After everyone has a campaign thread, you guys can issue to do some debates. Remember, this is meant to be fun so don't get super cereal with it. Introduce yourself, your party, and what not in your campaign thread. Make yourselves some voting signs/banners too. You can use characters or other members as part of your campaign as well. Have fun!
 
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So what would be consider the major issues for this site?
 

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So what would be consider the major issues for this site?

You make up issues. That's how most politicians get elected, by ignoring actual problems and making up phoney crises to make you scared and want to elect them in the same way you hug a teddy bear in order to forget the pain.
 

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You make up issues. That's how most politicians get elected, by ignoring actual problems and making up phoney crises to make you scared and want to elect them in the same way you hug a teddy bear in order to forget the pain.
Doesn't answer it, but okay.
 

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Doesn't answer it, but okay.

The answer is it is irrelevant. Just make people have to cope by hugging a teddy bear and crying. Take it from me, who needs to do that to be able to study this shit. :bayley:
 
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