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you put some respeck on the legend that is Skip Sheffield
yep, yep what it do
yep, yep what it do
She interviews Tajiri, Tajiri says they are mad as hell, and not going to take it anymore. They don't care if they never see him again, and Ric Flair comes over. He tries to shake his hand to show there are no hard feelings, but Batista assaults Tajiri from behind throwing him into one of the RAW box container things.
Trish says she sees the concerns, but tells them not to be, because above all else, Lita is a loser, and at Survivor Series, she'll lose again just like she lost her nerve and lost her baby. Lita comes out and beats on Trish, but Gail comes down for the save. They beat Lita down and Trish kicks her in the belly first and hits the chic kick leaving Lita laid out.
the faces roll Evolution back into the ring, where Maven hits a Flying Bulldog on Batista, Jericho follows up with the Lionsault, and Orton finishes him off with an RKO for the win. **1/2
IT'S HAPPENING! 

Kurt gets in all their faces and tries to punk them out. He tells Puder he better pray he doesn't make it
Kurt says they think standing up to the Big Show makes them tough, well it doesn't. He calls this his ring and says what they did today was a day off. He says they stand her at a chance at winning a Million dollars, and for that, he hates each and everyone one of them. He says the real competition starts NOW. Kurt does 6 squash trusts, he says the man who wins gets a special prize. And people that quit have to stand on the floor. Snow starts the count and they all fuck it up
lmao
Kurt gets pissed and threatens them so they cut to a recap of last week. 

so JBL slaps the ever living shit out of him
this is by far the greatest 20 minutes of Smackdown this whole year. JBL says to treat Mr. Jordan with respect, OJ says he's the greatest and will beat him up. Josh says he's sick and tired of this, he says OJ's head isn't in the game it too far up JBL's ass and leaves.
he says he already had him booked in a match at Survivor Series a Fatal 4 way for the Cruiserweight championship. He says he was gonna tell him, but Eddie picked his team too fast. Eddie asks what that means for him, Long tells him to find a 4th and has until next week.
agents and refs have to pull them apart.
Cena been having the hookup dog.That advanced plastic surgery that can completely make a stab wound disappear.
And people didn't bitch about a guy being penciled in to beat the longstanding champion for monthsCrazy to think they were planting seeds for Batista/Triple H in November

This is mostly built on Shelton showing his athletism and youth, Christian finally gains momentum when Shelton takes his eyes off him and tries to take Tomko out with a running kick from the apron, but Christian intercepts and shoves him into the barricades. Christian works the neck it' decent, but Shelton doesn't sell anymore so that sucks. He does have a nice comeback tho, but still
He busts out this fucking awesome inverted DDT, but misses the Stinger splash which allows Christian to hit a DDT for two. Tomko slides the IC title in and goes to distract the ref, but Shelton boots it back into Christian's face. The ref then goes to take the IC belt out and Tomko nails Shelton with a big boot for two. Then like a minute later, Shelton dragon whip kicks Tomko off the apron and leapfrogs Christian's unpreittier attempt and nails the T-Bone Suplex for the win. **3/4
He leaves and bumps into Eugene, Eugene runs down Kurt's stats and starts singing "YOU SUCK"
Another minute later Show finally gets into the ring and Chokeslams Luther pinning him. Kurt then tries to leave, but RVD that fuckup comes out and rolls Kurt back in where Cena hits the FU and Eddie finishes him off with the Frog Splash for the win. It's such a Smackdown 2004 match. **1/2
lmao
GM T Long comes over, and thanks them for their match. He asks to speak to Cena alone, so everyone leaves. Show hands Cena his towel and walks off laughing. Long congratulates him on a speedy recovery and says he's ordering Carlito to show up on Smackdown and defend the US Title against John Cena this Smackdown.
Batista and Gene go nose to nose which allows Jericho to lock in the walls on Hunter, but Batista breaks it up. Jericho then hits the running Bulldog but Flair trips him on the floor so he's ejected. AND LAWLER SAYS "WHATEVER HAPPEN TO BEING FAIR TO FLAIR"
Batista comes in and starts murking Jericho and Orton, he goes for the knockout Lariat but Orton nails him with the world title and he stumbles into a Jericho Step Up Enzuiguri to eliminate Batista. He wipes out Jericho with his KNOCKOUT Lariat before leaving, 3-2, Heels. Heels again isolate Jericho, Orton tries to interject so Hunter and Edge beat up Orton on the floor. Maven comes out and tags in, he takes the fight to Snitsky and cleans house on Edge and Hunter. Snitsky gets cut open off a running elbow from Maven. So. Snitsky comes back in with a chair and KILLs Maven with a chair shot, and Jericho too. Snitsky is DQ'd, Snitsky hits Orton with a chair too before leaving, Hunter then crawls on top of an unconscious Maven and pins him. Orton is still out after the chair, so Jericho tries his best to fight off both Edge and Triple H but can't and Edge drops him with a Spear to eliminate him. It's down to Edge/Hunter vs. Orton, heels take turns beating on Orton for a bit, Orton's goes a tremendous job at bumping and selling trying to overcome the odds. Everytime Orton tries and almost overcomes the odds the numbers catch up to him. Until Edge goes for the spear but Orton avoids and he hits Triple H with it, Edge then turns into an RKO but Orton and he's eliminated. As the ref is trying to roll Edge out, Triple H low blows Orton. He tries the Pedigree, but Orton counters into an RKO and covers for the win. Sole Survivor ORTON! 2 YEARS IN A ROW! Really really well laid out match, sadly it felt rushed towards the end once it got down to Edge/Hunter vs. Orton/Jericho, as good as this is, it would have benefited more with an extra 10-12 minutes and more heat on the faces. ***1/2 - ***3/4
And Coachman vs. JR, and Christ vs. Stacy in a pillow fight, and last but not least. In the Main Event. Maven vs. Triple H, for the World Heavyweight Championship. But, as for La Resistance, they have a title match up NOW in a three-team Elimination Match.
JR goes to leave the booth, but Maven appears on the tron and says the J is silent, and the R stands for R-K-O!
Orton fucks with him before hitting the RKO for the win.
Christian says the last time he was in a major tag team match on RAW he pinned the guy who took his world title match, Edge, so Edge might want to follow his lead. Because that's how he rolls.
They miss the double team in the corner, and Shelton hits the desperation dragon whip kick on Edge. Benoits hot tag ruled like a motherfucker. He beats the shit out of both E&C, before dumping both men with Suplexes, he suckers Edge in who accidentally spears Tomko off the apron. The match breaks down, and Shelton modified the T-Bone suplex into a powerslam type move, which allows Benoit to hit the Diving Headbutt and lock in the Crossface on Christian forcing him to tap. ***