WS: We Are The SMARKS

[Petty]

Yeah, I think he got salty and left us.

2:

 

[Drew]

I don't believe @Mr. North Dakota has signed on in over a week.

You never know what's going on...

This is true.

 

[Mitch Buchannon]

WSW #1: WE'RE BACK!

WSW World Heavyweight Championship Tournament First Round Match
Deejay Rollins vs. JakeYourBooty
Winner: JakeYourBooty
JakeYourBooty wins after interference from Drew, Derrick, and Deadpool. Calling themselves "Triple D" they attacked the owner of WrestlingSmarks, apparently angry about being left out of the tournament, turning Deejay Rollins face for the first time in history and turning JakeYourBooty heel for the second time.

WSW World Heavyweight Championship Tournament First Round Match
Wang Chung vs. Franchise
Winner: Wang Chung

WSW World Heavyweight Championship Tournament First Round Match
Anaconda Vice vs. Blazeta
Winner: Anaconda Vice

WSW World Heavyweight Championship Tournament First Round Match
Swamps vs. Deezy
Winner: Deezy

WSW World Heavyweight Championship Tournament First Round Match
Krisis vs. Sabretooth
Winner: Sabretooth

WSW World Heavyweight Championship Tournament First Round Match
MARCH MADNESS vs. HoHo
Winner: HoHo

WSW World Heavyweight Championship Tournament First Round Match
Cwalker vs. James Bond
Winner: Cwalker

WSW World Heavyweight Championship Tournament First Round Match
Mr. North Dakota vs. Champagne Charlie
Winner: Charlie

WSW World Heavyweight Championship Tournament First Round Match
Andrew vs. Keith
Winner: Andrew

WSW World Heavyweight Championship Tournament First Round Match
Dale vs. The Linebacker
Winner: LB

WSW World Heavyweight Championship Tournament First Round Match
Joey vs. Killswitch
Winner: Joey

WSW World Heavyweight Championship Tournament First Round Match
Citan vs. Jimmy King
Winner: Jimmy King

WSW World Heavyweight Championship Tournament First Round Match
Cyrus Riddle vs. Nate
Winner: Nate

WSW World Heavyweight Championship Tournament First Round Match
Alex Scott vs. Dan
Winner: Alex Scott

WSW World Heavyweight Championship Tournament Second Round Match
The Linebacker vs. HoHo
Winner: The Linebacker

WSW World Heavyweight Championship Tournament Second Round Match
JakeYourBooty vs. Nate
Winner: JakeYourBooty

WSW World Heavyweight Championship Tournament Second Round Match
Wang Chung vs. Jimmy King
Winner: Wang Chung

WSW World Heavyweight Championship Tournament Second Round Match
Anaconda Vice vs. Alex Scott
Winner: Anaconda Vice

WSW World Heavyweight Championship Tournament Second Round Match
Joey vs. Andrew
Winner: Andrew

WSW World Heavyweight Championship Tournament Second Round Match
Champaigne Charlie vs. Cwalker
Winner: Charlie

WSW World Heavyweight Championship Tournament Second Round Match
Sabretooth vs. Deezy
Winner: Deezy

WSW World Heavyweight Championship Tournament Third Round Match
JakeYourBooty vs. Andrew

WSW World Heavyweight Championship Tournament Third Round Match
Deezy vs. Anaconda Vice

WSW World Heavyweight Championship Tournament Third Round Match
Champaigne Charlie vs. Wang Chung

The Linebacker has been given a bye to the semifinals

 

[Lover Boy]

Embarrassed two jobbers and now I have to face this old man? Easy.

 

[Smart Marx]

What kind of outrageous bullshit is this? I'm gonna have to layeth the smacketh down on all those Triple D candy asses. And I hope you are wearing a bra for those saggy ass son-of-a-bitches!

 

[Petty]

Yeah I'll check this out when it gets more interesting..

 

[Crippler]

normally i wouldn't mind a hoe beating me but this is ridiculous

 

[Mitch Buchannon]

WSW World Heavyweight Championship Tournament Third Round Match
JakeYourBooty vs. Andrew
Winner: JakeYourBooty

WSW World Heavyweight Championship Tournament Third Round Match
Deezy vs. Anaconda Vice
Winner: Anaconda Vice

WSW World Heavyweight Championship Tournament Third Round Match
Champaigne Charlie vs. Wang Chung
Winner: Wang Chung

WSW World Heavyweight Championship Tournament Semifinal Match
The Linebacker vs. Anaconda Vice
Winner: The Linebacker. Deezy and Blazeta attempted to interfere but LB refused to win that way. After the match Fuji and LB shook hands as a show of respect.

WSW World Heavyweight Championship Tournament Semifinal Match
Wang Chung vs. JakeYourBooty
Winner: JakeYourBooty

WSW World Heavyweight Championship
JakeYourBooty vs. The Linebacker
Winner: JakeYourBooty after another interference by Deezy and Blazeta. After the match, JYB took the mic and announced his new group which includes Deezy and Blazeta, BOOTY CLUB! The three of them proceeded to beat down LB until being saved by Anaconda Vice and Wang Chung. Chairman Mitch then came out and announced that JYB's first title defense will be against The Linebacker in a steel cage match while Anaconda Vice and Wang Chung will take on the newly named tag team of BlaDeezy!

 

[Mitch Buchannon]

WSW #2: Booty Rules

Deejay Rollins has challenged Triple D to a match. They accepted but only if it's an elimination tables match. He agreed and named his partners as Krisis and Swamps. Will Deejay get his revenge? Chairman Mitch has announced that six men will battle in a ladder match for the vacant WSW International Championship. MARCH MADNESS, upset about his previous loss, attacked HoHo with a ladder. Who will grab the title and become champion? Franchise was fuming about his early loss to Wang Chung. He vented his frustrations by attacking and injuring Mr. North Dakota at a house show. He made an open challenge to whoever and the challenge was answered by the returning Austin Bates. Will Franchise prove he is the franchise? Or will Austin prevent him from doing so?

WSW World Heavyweight Championship
Steel Cage Match
JakeYourBooty (c) vs. The Linebacker

WSW Tag Team Championship
BlaDeezy vs. Anaconda Vice and Wang Chung

WSW International Championship
Six Man Ladder Match
Sabretooth vs. Champaigne Charlie vs. Andrew vs. Jimmy King vs. MARCH MADNESS vs. HoHo

Grudge Match
Elimination Tables Match
Deejay Rollins, Krisis, and Swamps vs. Triple D

Grudge Match
Franchise vs. Austin Bates

WSW Television Championship
Battle Royal
Joey vs. Killswitch vs. Cwalker vs. James Bond vs. Citan vs. Cyrus Riddle vs. Dale vs. Keith vs. Nate vs. Dan vs. Alex Scott

 

[JakeYourBooty]

Cuz I'm awesome

 

[Wang Chung]

Just call Fuji and I. Anaconda Wang. Best tag team ever

Do you smell what Tap a Talk is cooking?

 

[Fuji Vice]

Everybody Anaconda Wang Chung tonight!


Many Bothans died to bring you this Tapatalk message.

 

[Smart Marx]

What's a better way to stop an Anaconda than to cut off its head: cut off its Wang.

 

[Petty]

I'm the whole franchise got damn it...austin you stop right there..

 

[Wang Chung]

Bladeezy will be going down to Anaconda Wang.

Do you smell what Tap a Talk is cooking?