WS: We Are The SMARKS

[JakeYourBooty]

Blazy loves going down on wangs.

 

[Drew]

Who's Andrew? He posts?

 

[Mitch Buchannon]

Who's Andrew? He posts?

Yeah he's from WS

 

[Smart Marx]

If there's one thing I love to do, it's bending a pair of Triple D's over a nice table and I ain't ever gentle about it.

 

[Wang Chung]

If there's one thing I love to do, it's bending a pair of Triple D's over a nice table and I ain't ever gentle about it.

So you like triple dicks

Do you smell what Tap a Talk is cooking?

 

[Smart Marx]

So you like triple dicks

Do you smell what Tap a Talk is cooking?

These are boobs we're talking about here. These guys are clearly chicks rocking Triple D bras.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I wish I could have taken part in this.

 

[Deezy]

Well it's good to know I was winning at something I didn't know I was part of.

 

[Mitch Buchannon]

WSW #2: Booty Rules

Deejay Rollins has challenged Triple D to a match. They accepted but only if it's an elimination tables match. He agreed and named his partners as Krisis and Swamps. Will Deejay get his revenge? Chairman Mitch has announced that six men will battle in a ladder match for the vacant WSW International Championship. MARCH MADNESS, upset about his previous loss, attacked HoHo with a ladder. Who will grab the title and become champion? Franchise was fuming about his early loss to Wang Chung. He vented his frustrations by attacking and injuring Mr. North Dakota at a house show. He made an open challenge to whoever and the challenge was answered by the returning Austin Bates. Will Franchise prove he is the franchise? Or will Austin prevent him from doing so?

WSW World Heavyweight Championship
Steel Cage Match
JakeYourBooty (c) vs. The Linebacker
Winner: JakeYourBooty after interference from Jimmy King, Cwalker, and Krisis who were introduced as the newest members of Booty Club.

WSW Tag Team Championship
BlaDeezy vs. Anaconda Vice and Wang Chung
Winner: Anaconda Vice and Wang Chung by disqualification after Blazy struck Wang Chung with a chair. After the match Triple D came out and attacked both teams, making it clear that they want tag team gold. Chairman Mitch came out and announced that the titles would stay vacant and that they would again be fought for at the next event in a TLC match between BlaDeezy, Wang Vice, and two members of Triple D.

WSW International Championship
Six Man Ladder Match
Sabretooth vs. Champaigne Charlie vs. Andrew vs. Jimmy King vs. Purple Rain vs. HoHo
Winner: Jimmy King after surprising turning heel and brutally attacking Champaigne Charlie with a steel chair

Grudge Match
Elimination Tables Match
Deejay Rollins, Krisis, and Swamps vs. Triple D
Winners: Triple D after Krisis turned Deejay and walked out after Swamps had been eliminated. He came back and put Deejay and himself through a table, giving the match to Triple D.

Grudge Match
Franchise vs. Austin Bates
Winner: Franchise

WSW Television Championship
Battle Royal
Joey vs. Killswitch vs. Cwalker vs. James Bond vs. Citan vs. Cyrus Riddle vs. Dale vs. Keith vs. Nate vs. Dan vs. Alex Scott
Winner: AND new WSW Television Champion........CWALKER!