Destination X 2011
Sunday, July 10, 2011
Impact Zone - Orlando, FL
The six-sided ring is obviously still there, because we never abandoned it, did we? Anyway, same procedure as last year. Four matches with uncontracted talent, winners get contracts and enter into an Ultimate X for a shot at the X Division title for the next PPV.
Xplosion:
Kazarian d. Adam Cole d. Okada. Cole eats the Fade to Black and the pin. After the match, Kazarian cuts a promo full of posturing, which is interpreted by commentary to be an obvious dig at Roderick Strong.
Jon Moxley d. Sangriento (DQ). A steel chair shot sees the "mysterious" Sangriento (who everyone assumes is Red) continue to beat on Mox even after being disqualified. During the next Xplosion, as a little vignette after this match, we will see Amazing Red getting accosted and attacked by Mox, insisting he has no idea what you're talking about, that guy in the mask totally isn't me. I could go several ways with this.
- Qualifier to the Ultimate X Match - Jack Evans d. Matt Bentley. No idea why Evans was literally the only one in our timeline's Ultimate X match that wasn't picked up by TNA eventually. I will rectify that here. Matt Bentley stays as a loser because there's someone, at least, who will remember him surely from his previous time in TNA.
- Qualifier to the Ultimate X Match - Tony Nese d. Robbie Eckos. Fuck it, let's bring Robbie E in for a one-night appearance. He's Jersey Shoring it up and giving off the very appearance of "comedy jobber". Nese takes it and goes through. Yes, this does mean Zema Ion won't be coming back yet, sadly, but I don't see it as too much of a loss...
- Tag Team Championship Number 1 Contender's Ladder Match - Generation Me d. The Rock and Rave Infection d. Lethal Consequences d. O'Reilly/Generico. We're bringing back more than a few guys from the past, with Lance Rock (who we know today as Lance Archer) and Jimmy Rave back together! This is a huge match with ladder spots, superkicks, and ends in Max pulling Jimmy Rave off one side of the ladder while Jeremy grabs the contract on the other side. I haven't yet decided on a name for the next PPV, because I don't really like "Hard Justice" as a name. And yes, the new team will be sticking around.
- Qualifier to the Ultimate X Match - Low Ki d. Dakota Darsow. And back to the qualifiers, with the returning Low Ki battering this multi-generational enhancement talent.
- Qualifier to the Ultimate X Match - Austin Aries d. Jimmy Yang. Here's another throwback for you. Have a Flying Elvis. Aries wins because of fucking course he does. He's playing the cool douchebag heel.
- X Division Championship - Roderick Strong d. Daniels (c). There's method to my madness here. Daniels comes out and whines that even though this is the night where the X Division shines, he isn't scheduled for a match! Out comes Mick Foley, who says "Well, if you insist..." He introduces Strong, the man who won his TNA contract and a shot at Daniels himself one year ago right here. The match is fairly quick, with an Angel's Wings attempt countered into a rollup! Strong is champion! Finally! Daniels is PISSED.
- Tag Team Championship - Morgan/Fish (c) d. Motor City Machine Guns. At several points, the Bucks are shown scouting out their next opponents from the dressing room... Finish involves Anderson distracting Sabin, leaving Shelley a sitting duck for their opponents' finisher. I'm thinking an assisted Carbon Footprint where Fish holds the opponent in place. So it looks like Morgan's boot would rip the guy's head off. That would be cool.
- X Division Championship Number 1 Contender's Ultimate X Match - Austin Aries d. Jack Evans d. Low Ki d. Tony Nese. Largely the same as the real match, but with a competitor switched out. Aries gets his shot, and it's against... Strong. Oh, shit, that wasn't even intentional. Former stablemates, former opponents, they get to duke it out for the title...!
- World Heavyweight Championship - AJ Styles (c) d. D'Angelo Dinero. A rematch from Lockdown 2010, but without the steel cage and make it face vs. face. I guess the power of not being a heel helps AJ to the clean victory... but then the former X Division Champion, Daniels, rushes out! He grabs the World Title and beats on AJ, completely beside himself in hatred for this man who was previously his stablemate in the Originals, then... leaves without explaining himself? AJ's laid out in the ring, and then... wait... that's his music...!
- World Heavyweight Championship Feast or Fired Cash-In Match - Mr. Anderson d. AJ Styles (c). Bobby Fish and Matt Morgan hold off Pope, but there's no chance that AJ will get up after that hellacious beating and a Mic Check. Anderson drops his mic from the sky after claiming the cheap, cheap victory, and cuts a promo... "AJ... Don't get me wrong. I'm not with Daniels. I just saw a perfect opportunity...! An opportunity to snatch that gold from under your nose. To be an asshole. Because it pays to be an asshole. And now... LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR WINNER... AND NEW! TNA HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD... MIIIIIIIISTERRRRRRR.... ANDERSON!"
"...... ANDERSON!"