What would be your response if a woman attacked you?

[Lover Boy]

I'm just curious about this, what would you do?

 

[Joey]

Although I find it easy to identify with Feminists, and the majority of the Feminist Movement, I believe that you have a right to defend yourself. If you're being attacked, under any circumstance, you should try and protect yourself. This doesn't mean hit her, it could just mean hold her off, until you can either escape of find shelter. The last thing I want to do is hit a woman, or hit anyone for that matter. So first step for me would be to to and escape, if I was unable to escape and no one was there to break the two of us up, I would need to take action. I'm not saying i'm going to beat her black and blue, I'm saying i'll do what I need to give myself enough time to escape. Last straw is to fight. But I'd really rather not.

Although this is a relatively progressive world, I'd rather not fight at all. My plan? AVOID THE SITUATION.

 

[Castiel]

Punching a woman seems way too violent so a gorilla press would probably be the best way out of it.

 

[JakeYourBooty]

F5 her into a pool full of jello

 

[Sabretooth]

I wouldn't punch her. I'd put her in a hold and take her down until she calmed her ass down then leave. Obviously if I had no other choice id hit her but I definitely rather avoid that

 

[Swamps]

Fucking kick her ass. These feminine hoes wanna be all militant and shit, then imma be chief wacahoe.

 

[Wang Chung]

What gives a woman the right to hit a guy in the first place. They can punch, kick, and be disrespectful all they want and nothing happens. I am not condoning violence towards females because a man that hits a woman is a weak person but when a woman is attacking you defend yourself. I always found a figure four will get them to shut up and quit hitting.

 

[Fuji Vice]

I always found a figure four will get them to shut up and quit hitting.

Or a good old-fashioned tombstone piledriver, amirite?

 

[Wang Chung]

Or a good old-fashioned tombstone piledriver, amirite?

Damn straight or a choke slam.

 

[Sabretooth]

Damn straight or a choke slam.

I'd Batista bomb her onto the concrete

 

[JakeYourBooty]

in all honesty I'd probably fuck her in the mouth cuz that's all bitches really want is a good face railing

 

[Fuji Vice]

Yeah, giving it to them in the 'ole mouth pussy is always a win.

 

[Sabretooth]

in all honesty I'd probably fuck her in the mouth cuz that's all bitches really want is a good face railing

Or you could FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY

 

[Castiel]

This thread's going to end up in some feminist Buzzfeed article.

 

[Wang Chung]

Probably since they like to open their mouths about everything