UWF - Past Raw Trashtalking

[CaptainxBumout]

Re: UWF RAW 9/3/13 Modern Day Double Dragons vs Beer Money

Fandango looks a bit flustered but then finally begins to speak.

Fandango
Luck? Derrick are you feeling lucky? I don't think I've ever felt lucky in my life. I don't need luck. Look how far I've gotten without it. Our names aren't Falkor, we're no luck dragons. We are the Modern Day Double Dragons. And oh look, how clever of you to be making fun of my attire and my dance moves. How original. What's next? You going to get my name wrong? Oh looks like that's already been checked off as well. It's not fault your redneck culture doesn't know what true art is. What fashion really is. I mean you two aren't even wearing any pants. I'm not wearing a shirt because the world needs to see me. This that you see standing before you, this is true art. Marvel at me as I have been chiseled by the gods to be the perfect man. You two should take some pictures and learn from me. You can never be as perfect as me but you could at least start hitting the gym more because let's be honest, you are disgusting to look at. There's a reason why beer doesn't enter this graceful body. I can't be poisoning myself with harmful toxins. I am the Cadillac of men and you two are just some sort of ford pickup. After years of wear and tear, I think it's about time for you guys to break down.

Fandango mimes breaking a piece of wood in half.

Derrick Bateman
I don't know bro I think they're already broken down. Wow how many times have you guys been hit in the head. We're not just some guys. We defeated the longest reigning tag team champions and they were both UWF Champion and World Heavyweight Champion at the time. Heck I even beat you Roode and then after that you quit. And did you say you owned the UWF tag team division? Jesus Storm you need to check on your buddy over there because you guys have been nowhere near this division since it was first incarnated. Not like my boy Curtis and I. We're what you might call veterans. Yeah sounds dumb when you look at us, but you two have failed time and time again here in UWF and sorry to disappoint you, but its going to happen again. Johnny is the International Champion! Get it right Roode! And I'm about to beat Seth Rollins on Anarchy and go on to become the King of the Ring. We're on a roll. Everything is coming up Milhouse and you two just aren't anywhere near our league. You guys have name value and that's about it. We've been here entertaining the fans for over a year now and we'll be damned if all our hard work get shoved to the side just because a bunch of you new teams showed up!

Derrick is clearly angry but Fandango walks over and puts his hand on his shoulder.

Clam down bud. Don't worry, I like that all of them have shown up. It gives us the chance to prove once again why we are the greatest team in UWF. People wanted to look down on me and write me off and look where that got them. I am the World Champion of Anarchy and they are off on other brands or doing who the hell knows what. You may have the experience edge on us but we trust each other one hundred percent. I don't know how many times you two have turned on each other.

Yeah Johnny and I will never turn on each other or used under handed tactics like you two have been known to do. No we're heroes. We don't need to smash a beer bottle across someone's head to win any matches. That's what crooks do. All we need are ol' Freedom & Justice right here.

The fans cheer as Derrick puts his fists up and air boxes.

You don't want none of this afro fury. I'm as fast as lightening. They call me Grease Lightening and not just because I played Danny Zuko is my high school's rendition of Grease. I'm supreme DUN DUN the chicks will cream DUN DUN for Grease Lightening!

The crowd is in a frenzy for the always charismatic Derrick Bateman.

So keep all your beer and drugs in the back because if you even begin to think about touching this face with one of those disgusting beer bottles, I'll ninja kick the shit outta you.

It's true! I've seen him do it. Kicked a dudes head clean off his shoulders.

Fandango fakes a kick to Bateman and Derrick pretends his head goes flying off into the crowd.

And I'm not afraid to do it again. I might not even use my newly manicured hands in the match. The less I have to come in to contact with your putrid bodies the better. But don't worry, you wont ever look as bad as you do now standing in my presence because just like you said, this little team of yours, it's going to be for one night only. We're going to make quick work of you two and go on to do the same to everyone else. I mean look who are the champions. Two people who have only been a team for a month. They're not even a team. Wade Barrett is a body guard. What this tournament and the Tag Team titles need is more class. Enter, Fandango. I'm here to spice things up. It's not everyday that another World Champion shows up on RAW. I should be in the main event but instead I have to deal with you two who were just entered because they needed an even amount of teams in this tournament. You're nothing but trash and we will dispose of you accordingly.

Fandango cleans his hands off and smirks at Beer Money.

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[Killz]

Re: UWF RAW 9/3/13 Modern Day Double Dragons vs Beer Money

James Storm looks pissed. He glares at Fandango…then at Derrick…then Fandango…then Maxine…then Bobby Roode…then he bends over laughing his ass off. Roode soon joins him and Storm puts one arm around Roode’s shoulder to keep himself balanced whilst he brings his microphone up to speak.

Storm: I didn’t think this could get any better! That’s some fine trash talkin’ ya both have there, real nice and polished mind games but I got to ask you both a question and I don’t mean to be rude but: where the hell is your A-game? How long do you think we’ve been in this business, as a tag-team or as singles superstars huh? Long enough t’know that everythin’ comin’ out of your mouths is hot air.

Storm stands of his own accord now and thanks Roode for holding him up.

That was a close one, I nearly burst a lung. Do you guys not understand that you’re just…and I don’t want to offend but…you’re just comic relief? Me and Bobby have wrestled the world over and specialise in tag-team competition so our advancement in this here tournament may as well be a foregone conclusion except you laugh at us and run us down because you think we’re some throwaway team booked together to make up the numbers? No-one in their right mind books Beer Money together to make up the numbers, nuh-uh, not a snowballs chance in hell. They book us together because they know they’re gonna get a show and they know we are legitimate wrestlers. Hell, I think Bobby here might be the best professional wrestler on the planet today and I know I can kick heads off shoulders better than you could ever dream Fandy.

Storm paces the ring a little before continuing.

Just like the great Rowdy Roddy Piper you think you got all the answers but Beer Money have just gone and changed the questions. Before this week no-one thought we’d be back and now we both have that itch one more time to climb to the very top of the tag-team division and restore some much needed credibility to those titles. If the company is lookin’ for a team to represent them; you’re lookin’ at us because frankly with your simpsons references and your dancing and your general…how can I put this…lame-ass bullshit neither me or Bobby here come close to respecting you. Thing is we sort of have a history of kickin’ ass first and takin’ names so if we’ve gone and taken your name and realised we just straight up don’t like you, well, you can imagine what sort of ass whoopin’ you’re going to get on Tuesday night.

Storm goes to hand the mic to Roode but before he does he speaks again.

Oh and this aint even really personal I just know I get a kick out of bein’ one half of the greatest tag-team of all time so when we get to prove that against guys like you it’s a bonus.

Storm hands off the mic to Roode.
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[CM_Punk]

Re: UWF RAW 9/3/13 Modern Day Double Dragons vs Beer Money

Bobby Roode
All you two chumps make me do is laugh! Why are you wrestling you should be in the circus entertaining little 3 year old kids! Once again boys let me remind you that this ain't a playground where you play kiss chase it's a battleground where only the best come out on top! Do you understand that? You two go talk about your achievements in the past beating both champions in a tag match or some bullcrap like that! I don't really care if Johnny or Fan Sweet Mango is the Intercontinental Champion or Derrick is going to beat Rollins to be in the KOTR!, this is the tag team division! Get it in your mind! You call us veterans of this division? Well your the clowns of the tag division! Derrick what you said was just hilarious you played Zuko in Grease! Then why don't you go back to high school and never come back! This is called WRESTLING! I don't give a damn about how we win! You two can't say anything also! And one last thing Fandingo did you say that you didn't want to use your manicured hands on us! Are you a girl or something!

Storm and Roode burst out laughing! So does the crowd!

Bobby Roode
You two are the trash here and tonight the trash shall return to where it belongs! Tonight Beer Money Inc. the greatest ever tag team that has ever stepped in a wrasslin ring shall be victorious! Tonight FAAAANDANGO, his sister, and his boyfriend shall receive one big ass kicking! Tonight Beer Money Inc. will move one step closer to be the UWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!

Roode drops the microphone and opens a beer! He chucks it on Fandango's face!

Bobby Roode
You look stressed have some more drink!

He pours the whole bottle over his head and starts to laugh!​

 

[Chase]

Re: UWF RAW 9/3/13: LAX vs Los Guerreros

Hernandez looks at Homicide and speaks

Hernandez: Am I the same?

Homicide: Same as?

Hernandez: Chewbacca, you know that furry thing in Stars wars?

Homicide: Oh shit man I thought you're the same as Chavito over there.

Hernandez: Why would I ask that?

Homicide: Cause you know Eddie was just telling Chavito how he is like lower on the pecking order, and I didn't want you to think that I think of you like that.

Hernandez: Oh I don't, but when we were talking about Star Wars. I kind of pictured myself as chewbacca. I didn't want to intterupt Eduardo and Chavito talkin so I waited to ask you. That is all, but now that I think of it. Do you think of me lowly as Chavito?

Homicide: Naa bro. Look man you get to hard on yourself holmes. I mean yes I am the Ironman champion, and I do a lot of stuff singles wise, but remember fool I was the one who got pinned in the Modern Day Double Gringos match. Do you remember that fool? You were all bummed that you let us down, but you didn't. Hell man who was the person who lifted up Alberto and put him in the dumpster?

Hernandez: It was me...

Homicide: Exactly we are like two beans in a burrito. We are like nacho and cheese we mix well together. See Hernandez if you were going for a big title homie ya know I would have your back. Ya know I would do the same crap, that you would do for me. Were amigos homie. We are like the lime in a carona, we make everything better. So homie don't act like you are some weak link. Or if I look at you smaller. Cause holmes I don't look at you like that. I look at you as a friend, and a partner. See Eddie he selfish, which I like, but ese' if it weren't for you man, there would be no Konan, there would be no Homicide, hell there will be no L.A.X.

Hernandez: Thanks man I am kind of hungry now

the awkrward convo ends when...​

 

[Chris Dresdon]

Re: UWF RAW 9/3/13: LAX vs Los Guerreros

Eddie speaks up in response to this.

Eddie Guerrero: Well before our chances of advancing in this tournament are hurt because of perceived dissension in this tandem, let me point out that just because I can ride solo doesn't mean I want to, and it doesn't mean I will be any time soon. What I said about their being a ranking system is true, I am the best of the three of us, but it has to work that way in a stable, holmes. If you ask Wade Barrett, one of the main reasons he feels like the Corre failed is because all of them were viewed and treated and behaved as equals. I don't know about you, but I don't want the Familia to end up like the Corre. If it's your worth you want to prove, nephew, you've already done that by having my back when I needed you to. If you want to prove that you aren't a joke, you've already done that as well. If you were a joke, you wouldn't have made it into this tournament with me. I just wanted to establish that before you vatos went thinking you were closer knit or a more fluid team than Chavito and I.

Chavo now interjects to speak his peace.

Chavo Guerrero: Thank you, Uncle Eddie. Now that you guys have cleared the air on where you stand with one another and we've cleared the air on where we stand with one another, let's get back to business. It's bittersweet to the both of us that we have to beat you and advance in the tournament, because once we move on from you, there really aren't any other teams that we're looking forward to facing. I mean the Modern Day Double Dragons? MopHead? 3MB? 3 Live Kru? Are there any real tag teams in this tournament aside from us and you guys? Matt Morgan and Alex Riley are a random pairing of singles guys, Damien Sandow and Mike Knox are a random pairing of singles guys, The Rock and Umaga are a random pairing of singles guys that are only teaming up because they're related, and Beer Money? Haven't both of those guys had like three UWF runs prior to them deciding to reform? Talk about having to mend burnt bridges on the fly.

Mesias now steps in to speak.

Judas Mesias: Much like nothing on the rest of this episode of Raw will be able to measure up to this opening match, as we've already stated, none of the rest of the teams that Eddie and Chavo face in the remainder of this tournament will be able to measure up in terms of providing them with any competition. The Familia will capture this victory because we hunger for this victory, because it's a travesty that championship gold has not yet found its way to this trio, and because, if you think about it, what do you three lose by failing to advance? Your spot on Wednesday nights will remain safe and established because of that Ironman Championship. Us on the other hand, Zack Ryder is going to do everything in his power to prevent us from being featured regularly and keep us from succeeding, but securing the UWF Tag Team Championships will leave him with no choice but to not only feature us, but respect us. Then, our mission will expand from one brand to all four of them as we appear on Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays to defend our belts and challenge some of the teams that aren't in this tournament at all.

Mesias lowers his microphone as all three members of the Familia take a moment to pose together as the crowd gives them a mixed reaction.​

 

[Chase]

Re: UWF RAW 9/3/13: LAX vs Los Guerreros

Homicide: Y'know Chavito you prove a good point....

All of a sudden the lights go out as fans are confused as to what happens

Hernandez: Did the Gringos cut the power?

All of a sudden...

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Fans begin to be confused as Sin Cara's music hits the arena. L.A.X especially Homicide seem to be upset about this. Sin Cara looks like he is wearing a badge saying: "Raw Special Guest". Sin Cara waves to the fans, and he trips. The fans laugh as Sin Cara though gets up, and he enters the ring. Homicide speaks

Homicide: Oh my god... Mistico what in the blue hell are you doing here? This Raw how in the hell did you get here?

Sin Cara goes as he dosen't understand as he pulls a paper out of his crotch, and he points at Homicide

Homicide: What in the hell is this? Like seriously fool that is disgusting as hell.

Sin Cara comes closer as Homicide whacks him with the Ironman Championship. Homicide goes, and he throws Sin Cara out of the ring as Konan begins to pick up the paer and he begins to speak

Konan: Ey' I think this is an update on the tag tourney.

Konan opens up the paper and begins to read it as he speaks towards the men in the ring

Konan: It seems like this paper says all the teams who were added because of Impact. We got Manik and Chris Sabin.

Homicide: Manik... hmm hey isn't that Sucide. Didn't we beat that dumbass up, and sent him to Mexico?

Hernandez: Yeah that is him, and Sabin why isn't he with Shelly? Were they so embarassed of the pain we caused the last time we faced them?

Konan: Then we also got Grado, and Muhammed Hassan.

Homicide: Grado... Who the hell is that? What did he steal his name off the taco bell ordering menu. Shit man that is weird, and why is he teaming up with Hassan. This is too damn random man.

Konan: Says something about Joker wild teams. Whatever that means. Anyways we also have Sting and Ultimate Warrior, and Triple and Kevin Nash.

Homicide: What... Man dude I ain't afraid of Triple H already beat his dumbass, but Nash can that dude even walk anymore? As well what in the hell thought the Ultimate Warrior was making that youtube money. Why is he back here? As well with teaming with Sting. Dang these people are weird.

Konan: Eduardo... Chavito... Mesias... Ya know what this means? The Gringo uphold is providing up faster then usual. They are forcing more Gringo tag teams into this tournament to make sure we won't stand a chance in this tournament. You think this is a game UWF management? You think we like to be made fools out of. After L.A.X and the Los Guerreros steal the damn show on Raw, and after we advance in either the winners or losers bracket your companies worst night mare will happen. Los Guerreros, and L.A.X will be in the damn finals of this tournament, and then you guys will see what a damn mistake you made by disrespecting who the hell we are. This right here is a vow... and we will make sure the message is loud and clear on RAW. ARIBA LA RAZA!!!​

 

[CaptainxBumout]

Re: UWF RAW 9/3/13 Modern Day Double Dragons vs Beer Money

Fandango stands there, looking down and breathing heavily. The crowd is silent, at a loss of words for what just happened. Fandango turns his back to Roode, still not looking up. Suddenly, he does a flash dance esque hair whip and the beer falls back onto Roode as the crowd ignites into cheers. He turns around and smiles at them but then gets serious.



Fandango
Beer? You're going to pour beer on me? I bet you two thought that was funny. I could hear you snickering like children. If only your small brains could even comprehend what just happened but allow me to explain it to you. That hair whip I just did, THAT is art! You probably thought you were being clever there didn’t you Roode? You thought what better way to make a name for yourself than to embarrass the god himself, Fandango. What are you 15 years old? You're like a high school bully. You picking on me because you like what you see here? I can't blame you. Just look at me. This alcohol gleaming off my perfect skin. I don't mind this. All it does in clean my skin. Apparently you were not listening when I said I do not put it INSIDE my body. Although it guess it is pretty evident you two have no idea what I'm even saying. I am far too complex for your simple minds to handle. I am the International champion of Anarchy. Not intercontinental you imbecile. I believe this is the title you wanted before Derrick here put you in your place and sent you packing.

Maxine
Hold on there Johnny, you should stop talking about the past because they don’t like people to talk about their past accomplishments. I mean we beat the greatest tag team in UWF history three months ago but that almost seems like ages. Clearly you two....men? No, “things†have been tearing up the tag team division since then. Oh wait what's that? The last time you two were relevant as a tag team was what? Over a year ago. Talk about living in the past. The simple fact of the matter is you two haven't done a damn thing in your entire UWF careers! You want to call Johnny a girl because he's had his nails done? Let me tell you something, some girls are more than capable of kicking your asses.

Maxine gets right up in Beer Money's faces and the crowd is loving Maxine's intensity.

Maybe you two should think about getting...everything done. Nobody wants to see you here. You two should be hiding under a bridge asking people for a toll to pass. The only time you should leave is to kidnap a princess. You can't come out here looking like the family from the movie Wrong Turn.

The crowd laughs at Beer Money and Derrick steps up to speak.

Derrick Bateman
The thing you guys are having a hard time getting is that this isn't wrasslin! This is wrestling! We're not some greased up pigs your kind likes to get down and dirty with. We're the real deal. Everything we say is one hundred percent truth but you mutants probably can't hear correctly. Maybe it's the radiation from when they bombed your town in The Hills Have Eyes. Ain't nothing coming out of our mouths hot hair. We got minty fresh breath. You want to think of us as comedy relief? That's fine. We don’t care what you think of us. All that matters is what these people know and they know that Fandango is a World Champion and I am a future World Champion and together we make the awesomest Tag Team in the history of UWF. Bobby Bottle Service over here can be the best wrassler in the world but his wrestling is just as full of crap as yours. You want to talk about wrestling all over the world and specializing in tag teams, yeah your looking at the duo whose done just that. There's a reason we were named Tag Team of the month while the champs weren't even nominated. Everyone knows where those titles belong and it's around our waists. No one ever expected you two to come back because nobody cares. I can’t remember that last time I heard of Beer Money being in high demand.

It’s clear you two failed as singles stars so you decided to give it one last try as a tag team. Derrick and I on the other hand are just good at everything. We’ve been in high demand since we first debuted on Wednesday’s flagship show. RAW wanted to snatch us up but Maxine advised us not to go and here we are. We’re the top dogs on Anarchy and now for the first time ever, RAW get’s graced with our presence. I will not have RAW thinking we are losers. Unlike you two, we’re not the type to going around losing every match. Back in the day we lost quite a bit but now we’re united and a couple of rednecks aren’t going to be able to stop us. So go back home and tell your ma and pa you’re sorry for being such losers. Go tell your wives, and by that I mean your sisters, that you just can’t stack up to real men like us. You may talk the talk but we walk the walk. Derrick will drill your skulls into the mat, hopefully fixing what’s wrong with you brains in there, and I will come off the top rope and dazzle you with my leg drop. You’ll be seeing nothing but stars and by that I mean the three of us with our hands raised in victory over you’re defeated ugly bodies.

Derrick, Maxine and Fandango all hold hands and raise them high above their heads as if they’ve already won.

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[Chris Dresdon]

Re: UWF RAW 9/3/13: LAX vs Los Guerreros

Eddie Guerrero: But of course. Impact saw what was happening with this tag team tournament and had to have a piece of the action and try and give people a reason to actually want to tune in and watch their product, because they certainly aren't going to do that with The Great Khali holding the strap, holmes, but that's neither here nor there. The saddest part of it is they've just proven that they don't belong at the dance. I've already addressed how pathetic it is that you have to randomly toss two singles guys together to create a tag team, and two of them suffer from that very thing, but it's especially pathetic when you consider who makes up those teams, especially since they don't even have a team name. But don't worry, I'm going to remedy that situation right now. Grado and Muhammad Hassan? That's an easy one, you either call them Team Indy or the nobodies, because that's the circuit both of them were snatched up from and scarcely a person in this arena or any arena, the fans of professional, televised wrestling, knows or cares about who those two pendejos are.

Which brings me to the next team, Manik and Chris Sabin. That's an easy one too, you call them Team Impact because that's the only place that those two belong and will ever stand a chance of mattering, whether it's TNA or UWF. That's why interjecting those four into this tournament is a risky situation, because you're transferring a bunch of goldfish into a pit of pirahnas, men like Los Guerreros and LAX that are going to pound them into mincemeat and make gringo burgers. As for the other teams, Sting and Ultimate Warrior aren't even officially tag team partners, vato, Warrior just wants to team up and Joseph Park threw them together because he's short on tag teams and if you need further evidence of that, just look at where the fourth team came from, Smackdown. We're not talking a situation like Wednesday's Anarchy where you have a tag team just appearing, we're talking about Smackdown lending Impact a tag team to keep the numbers even and so Joseph Park wouldn't look any dumber, because allowing someone that works for you to beat you down, especially on your first night on the job, well that's pretty stupid if you ask me. But that's what people living and breathing under the gringo mentality are, holmes, they're stupid.

But it doesn't matter who gets entered into this tournament, ese', I've said it before but I don't think you quite understand it. You can bring in Randy Savage to team with Hogan as the Mega Powers, you can bring in Marty Jannetty to team with Shawn Michaels as the Rockers. Bring in the Legion of Doom, bring in Demolition, bring in any and every tag team and each and every last one of them will fall to Los Guerreros and LAX. You heard Homicide talk about a losers bracket, well that's because this tournament is double elimination vato, which means it doesn't matter who wins on Tuesday night, because either way both teams are going to get another shot at the number one contendership. Which means it's just like Homicide said it's going to be, LAX versus Los Guerreros at Bound For Glory, with the winning team going on to face Ted DiBiase and Wade Barrett for the UWF Tag Team Championships that same night. Come Bound For Glory, Mexican pride is going to rule this company when the UWF Tag Team Championships and the Ironman Championship both belong to the proud Mexicans, and Puerto Ricans for Mesias, standing in this ring.

The crowd boos at the thought of this coming to fruition.

As long as that schizophrenic "Viper" who hears gringo voices in his head doesn't find a reason for this match to not have a definitive result because of all the mutual respect being shown. I mean, would you put it past him to send four of his boys down to the ring to attack any combination of us, resulting in a double disqualification and getting our match thrown out? Not that that's how he normally does business, but he doesn't normally have a proud Latin on me speaking my mind about everyone from management to the lower card either, maybe we've pushed him to the edge with our honesty. Or maybe he has a racist heart and he's had his finger on the trigger, waiting for a reason to pull it, and then we came onto his show in this tournament and gave him a reason. All I'm saying is while we're focused on our match and everything that's at stake, Konnan and Mesias should keep their eyes peeled at ringside, because while it's not a certainty that it'll happen, you can't trust these gringos, and I'd rather be safe because of paranoia than sorry because I wasn't.​

 

[Killz]

Re: UWF RAW 9/3/13 Modern Day Double Dragons vs Beer Money

Storm waves his hand for the trio to lower their arms as Beer Money just aren't done. When they don't immediately Storm removes his shades and stares a hole in them. The crowd is palpable for the exchange as Storm relaxes and addresses them once more.

James Storm: First off, the less I hear about Derrick’s drilling skills the better. Secondly, good at everything? You two? I hate to talk directly to the elephant in the room, and no I don’t mean Maxine –

Pop from the crowd.

- I’m talking about the fact that Derrick Bateman here is not only a punk ass bitch with a dumb haircut but he’s also a weak link. Fandy, you done been Champion and that is mighty impressive but don’t try to tell us we’ve failed as singles competitors and don’t try to tell us you’re gods gift to this wrasslin’ ring because you aint.

Storm points at the men standing across from himself and Bobby Roode.

Yeah I said it, I said wrasslin’ cause I’m not arrogant, I’m not xenophobic and yeah I know some big words! What I am is not-afraid-of-who-I-am. I’m a beer drinkin’ cowboy from the sweet waters of Tennessee and my friend Bobby Roode here not only is IT but has IT and every tool it would take to become World Heavyweight Champion just like myself so the fact we’re in this tournament is not to rekindle old times or because we have failed elsewhere, nah, it’s a nice break so Bryan and Michaels can sort out their differences. It’s a break so that the company can decide who is their King of the Ring. Then we will come down to this ring, motorised beer cooler or not, and prove that as a tag-team or as singles superstars you two punks don’t hold a candle to us.

Storm looks like he might be done but continues after a moments thought.

Fandy, you aint dazzlin’ anyone. These people don’t want to see your acrobatics and your borderline confused gender problems; they want to see action. They want to see total non-stop action and that’s what Beer Money provide. We entertain whilst kickin’ ass and it’s served us our entire careers so we beg you; keep underestimatin’ us. Thinkin’ you’re too good to have beer thrown over your stupid face or thinkin’ you’re too damn skilfull to have your head kicked clean off by yours truly is going to be the biggest mistake of your careers. I promise you both; win or lose, drawing us in this tournament might end up bein’ one of the worst things that’s ever happened to you. It doesn’t say much about your damn luck, does it?

Storm finishes up and locks eyes with both men switching between them every few seconds.
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[CM_Punk]

Re: UWF RAW 9/3/13 Modern Day Double Dragons vs Beer Money

Bobby Roode
You call hair flipping an art! Sorry Justin Bieber! You're calling me 15 years of age well look at you! You're living with your sister who you probably spend special moments with and you act like you're a three year old who likes to shake it a little and your best buddy is an asshole! Some girls are capable of kicking my ass? Well they're better at kissing it! Fandingo you're are the girl here so you need to take your little girl body away from the UWF! So what if we said the word wrasslin! Me and James are beer drinking ass kickers! I'm IT! And I'm the IT Factor BOBBY ROODE! You better put that in your mind son as soon you'll be looking at the number one contenders to the UWF Tag Team Championship! No one wants to see two assholes wasting their time and dancing! What they want to see is some action and action is what Beer Money Inc. provide! Total nonstop! Every single day of our f'n lives! Don't underestimate the power of us! Tonight you're going to get one hell of a beating! Tonight is the day that you'll remember for the rest of your night MR INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION! As tonight you're going to get one hell of an ass kicking! And what you going to do about that! Cause when BEER MONEY INC. the rowdiest wrasslin tag team in the world will step in this ring, and give one hell of an rooting tooting ass kicking! And send you back to the playground! Let me do the honours for James! SORRY ABOUT YOUR DAMN LUCK!

Roode drops the microphone and slips out. He sips his beer as he stares at Fandango before walking out. As he gets by the ramp he pours some beer over his suit and laughs!​

 

[SBS]

Re: UWF RAW 9/3/13: LAX vs Los Guerreros

Just stopping here to let both of you know how incredible this thread was you both deserve the win here imo. That said there can be only one winner unfortunately. But you are both winners in my book. You guys did so well I'll personally be writing this match, I hope it can deliver the goods my friends. Keep up the great work!

 

[Wrestling with Shadows]

UWF Raw King of the Ring Match - Angle vs Reigns

The lights plunge into darkness as a guitar wail echoes through out the arena.

[video=youtube;N1Lvev1IsUI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1Lvev1IsUI[/video]

Then the guitar kicks in and the titantron and staging begins to flash as Kurt Angle emerges from the backstage wearing one of his suits looking very serious and different to before.

Kurt Angle marches down the entrance ramp, as the arena is sent into discord at their disapproval of Kurt Angle; once showered in cheers, he is now showered, no, drowned in boos for his allegiance switch. Nevertheless Kurt Angle walks up the ring steps and climbs into the ring to address the fans, UWF and his opponent Roman Reigns.

Kurt Angle: Last week I dominate The Miz and I wasn’t even trying but this week, this is different because this week I am representing the Corporation in the King of the Ring tournament and I promise you this folks I am walking away victorious. Not just tonight, oh no but the whole tournament entirely and tonight I have easiest opponent of my life, Roman Reigns!

The fans boo Kurt Angle for his arrogance but Kurt Angle merely chuckles before continuing.

Kurt Angle: Now I’m sure all of you fans are asking yourself “Kurt, how can you write off Roman Reigns, he’s untested?” Well it’s simply that, he is untested and he’s going up against the best pure athlete in Ultimate Wrestling Federation, he’s going up an Olympic Gold Medallist, The Corporation’s very own ‘assassin’ as I’d like to coin it! I am the one that takes care of the dirty work, the scumbags of UWF, people like The Miz, Randy Orton and Roman Reigns and you wanna know why? Because I am that damn good of a wrestler, there isn't a problem I can’t handle, there is not a wrestler on this roster that can beat me one on one in the middle of this damn ring, The Corporation’s ring! Especially you, Roman Reigns.

Everyone in attendance is booing the living hell out of Kurt Angle but he doesn’t care anymore, he’s on top of the world; he has find his own and he’s ready to go.

Kurt Angle: Boo me all you want, the reality is I’m right and you all know it and you hope that if you boo me, you’ll put me off! People always talk about the crowd being that extra but that isn’t the case with Kurt Angle, oh no, the crowd doesn’t make a difference when I’m in the ring, whether you’re cheering me or booing it, it makes no difference! I am the Wrestling Machine, you’re whining ass is mine, yeah I heard you complaining about how you were cheated and how you felt your hard work was being ignored and you thought you could get into The Corporation, well you’re wrong! You’re not even an ink blotch on the hit-list, let alone being considered to be part of an elite group such as the Corporation! The Corporation was formed by Stephanie McMahon, a team of somebodies and you’re a nobody Roman Reigns.

Usually someone say “and I’m going to prove this on Tuesday Night” but there is nothing to prove, it’s a matter of fact, it’s reality and it’s reality that is about to hit you so hard you’ll want off Raw and back to the developments where you belong.

Oh it’s true…

Kurt Angle pauses and smirks to himself, not even feeling the need to justify what he’s just said with his catchphrase, he just simply puts his hand in his pocket and waits for Roman Reign’s to show up.​

 

[Cwalker]

UWF Raw 9/10: Matt Morgan versus Vampiro

King of The Ring is right around the corner and some of RAW's finest superstars are preparing to take place in the tournament. As the fans return from the restrooms and get comfortable in their seats, they are greeted by the representative of one of the King of The Ring participants.

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The iconic music of Paul Heyman hits the PA System and the fans begin to boo as the businessman walks out onto the stage with a cocky smile on his face. Heyman looks out towards the RAW fans before making his way down the ramp and towards the ring, his expression never changing.

Heyman reaches the bottom of the ramp before climbing the steel ring steps and onto the ring apron. The portly businessman soon enters the ring and heads to the far side, demanding a microphone from the timekeeper. Heyman is soon granted one and begins to speak to the masses.

Paul Heyman: King of The Ring. Throughout the history of this business, The King of The Ring tournament has opened doors for some of the greatest wrestlers of all time. From guys like Steve Austin, Triple H, BROCK LESNAR and most recently John Morrison; King of The Ring has helped propel the most average wrestler and turn him into the next big thing in this business. Each of those men were led to a World Heavyweight Championship in part to the King of The Ring crown, but none of those men, not even BROCK LESNAR himself have the talent or potential that my clients have. And unfortunately for every other participant in the King of The Ring tournament, it just so happens that one of my clients will be partaking in this tournament. And what that means is that the rest of this tournament is simply a formality.

The fans boo Heyman's arrogance, but Heyman simply mouths the words "It's true" over and over again.

Heyman: Disagree all you'd like, but there is no escaping the truth. My client will win this King of The Ring tournament and will move on to win the World Heavyweight Championship. And when that happens, we will begin to cleanse Ultimate Wrestling Federation. We will cleanse it of its "entertainers" once and for all. And there's no bigger "entertainer" than my clients' opponent this week on RAW; Vampiro.

There's a mixed reaction for the mention of the dark warrior known as Vampiro.

Heyman: Vampiro represents everything that my clients and I think is wrong with this business. He is simply a vessel that is being used to entertain all of you. Everything he does; he does it for you. He walks through fire for your entertainment. That's why Vampiro will never be a star. Unlike my clients, he is here for your entertainment. My clients on the other hand are simply here to succeed, make as much money as possible and change the landscape of this business. But I think I've done enough taking for my client; I'll allow him to speak for himself. So without and further ado, allow me to introduce to all of you the one-half of the next Ultimate Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions and your uncrowned Ultimate Wrestling Federation King of The Ring. Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome "The Blueprint" Matt Morgan...

[video=youtube;E41sTk4vndc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E41sTk4vndc[/video]

"Sleeping Giant" begins playing and out walks "The Blueprint" Matt Morgan onto the stage. Morgan poses as the pyro goes off behind him. Morgan wipes the sweat off his brow before flinging it towards the audience. The big man makes his way down the ramp before leaping from the floor onto the ring apron. Morgan steps over the top rope and into the ring as Heyman hands him the microphone. Matt Morgan then begins to speak.

Matt Morgan: When you describe what a King of The Ring looks like, he still doesn't compare to Matt Morgan. I am the most athletically jacked, genetically stacked specimen in this entire company and it's a shame that I even need to compete in this tournament. The crown should be handed to automatically, but instead I'm forced to lower myself to such competition as Vampiro. As if The Rock and Umaga weren't bad enough. At least they had some form of name value. But Vampiro? Are you kidding me son? Vampiro is nothing more than a walking gimmick. A complete joke. Here's the thing about me; I don't like jokes. I don't mind them clever or humorous. Instead, when I see a joke; I put it out of its misery. And that's exactly what I plan to do to Vampiro this week on RAW. When you get in the ring with me this week on RAW son, the beating I put on you will make you wish that you were on fire again.

Heyman and Morgan both laugh at Morgan's last comment before the Blueprint begins to speak again.

Morgan: I plan on beating you badly Vampiro; that you wished you never existed. And then as you lay there in a beaten bloody pulp, I will grant you your wish son. I will end you once and for all and then I will advance in this travesty of a tournament until there is no one left and Matt Morgan stands tall with a Championship in one hand and a scepter in the other. And if anyone thinks that they can stop me, please take some advice from my friend Alex Riley and "Say it To My Face"

Morgan chuckles and lowers his mic as he awaits the arrival of his opponent.​

 

[ShanegoFett]

UWF Raw: The Corporation (Cena/Batista) vs AJ Styles and Daniel Bryan

"This event has been..."

UWF Raw just had another great show and the house show is packed the next time around. The fans waiting in attendance are interrupted however by the arrival of one of the members of The Corporation.

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
[video=youtube;ZSSudpoyY8g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSSudpoyY8g[/video]
Yeah I flipped flopped themes, I know I knoooow

"I Walk Alone" blares through the PA system and the Raw crowd boos loudly at the arrival of one of the newest members of the roster as well as the Corporation. Batista steps out from behind the curtain wearing a suit and tie, looking very much like the muscle for The Corporation. Behind his dark sunglasses, he's probably glaring out at the crowd, as he ignores his usual poses at the top of the ramp to instead walk down towards the ring with a purpose. There are plenty of "Batista sucks" signs as well as "You're not wanted here Batista" ones as well, but the Animal pays them no mind, as he climbs up the steps and enters the ring through the middle rope. He pulls out a microphone from his suit jacket pocket, and when his music is finally cut, Dave speaks to the sold out crowd.

"The Corporate Animal" Dave Batista
Another Raw has come and gone but this time, something was different. Something out of the ordinary happened, something substantial happened. Not only did one of the baddest, meanest superstars in this company sign with the hottest brand; ala Me. But something just as big went down and all you sons of bitches already know what it is. Was it the suit that gave it away? Or was it the big damn red logo that shows up before I come out? I dunno, you're all so stupid, I never know which it's gonna be from week to week. The story of the month though, goes to the formation of the most decorated stable in UWF history; The Corporation.

The crowd was waiting for their moment and roar with boos directed at the big man in the ring. Batista cracks a sly smile, before he continues to speak.

This stable stands for something more than just the best in this company being united under one banner. The Corporation stands for getting rid of the trash on this brand. This stable is designed to inflict punishment, to ensure longevity for Stephanie McMahon, and to kick the crap out of anybody who stands on the side of Randy Orton. Thats what this is about; Control! We are going to take this brand by force if we have too, and theres not a damn thing anybody can do to stop me. Just give me a damn reason, and I'll make one quick, and painful example out of any of you.

More boos from the crowd as Batista finishes off a quick volley of words directed toward anybody in the locker room. He speaks again though shortly.

As far as an agenda, next week on Raw we take out the World Heavyweight Champion, Daniel Bryan, and his pitiful number one contender, AJ Styles-

Real big pops for the two of them which interrupt Dave. This angers him, and he speaks over the crowds cheers

AS I WAS SAYING! We're taking them out this week. Plain and real god damn simple. Two of the very best in the business, John Cena and Myself under one spotlight on the same team. Theres not a person, or a wrestler, or a weapon that could possibly stop the inevitable victory for the Corporation. Emphatically, we're putting them down to make a statement, just like we did last week and just like we will week after week after week until Randy Orton tucks his little tail and runs like the bitch he is. But wait, hold on a second. Allow me to take away the "ammunition" from John and I's opponents this week. (Dave says in a whiny mocking voice) "But Daaave, John turned on Edge and how can you two work together if you have such big egos??" Newsflash! Edge is an ass and belongs on the "B" show with the rest of the trash anyway since I've left. I would have left his ass in the middle of that ring too at Summerslam. Hell, I might not have even shown up at that point. So I can't blame John for what he did. And egos? The Corporation is a unity, an agreement. We work together, we get the bigger better contracts, we become legends. There's no room for malfunction. This isn't just "Team Edge" or whatever, this is about domination in the form of experience and as I said earlier; control. So John and I? We don't need to be "best friggin buddies" or whatever to see a common interest here. There isn't a damn thing either Daniel Bryan, or AJ Styles, is gonna be able to do about it. End. Of. Story.

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[Andrew]

Re: UWF Raw King of the Finals Match - Angle vs Reigns

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'Lose My Mind (Instrumental) begins playing throughout the titantron as Roman Reigns comes from the side of the entrance via the crowd, Roman stops by the barricade as he looks at the ring.

Roman Reigns then leaps over the barricade as he approaches towards the commentary desk where he snatches a microphone, Roman Reigns then hops up onto the apron as he steps into the ring.

Roman Reigns:

The easiest? Question yourself there Kurt, whilst you bathe in glory about your 1996 Olympic Gold win... We're now in 2013 and it's time for you to stop basking in your own glory, it's time that you become broken in half. It's understandable you wanted strings attached, it's understandable that you require help from the big-ups because you know you cannot bask in your glory any longer... In fact if any glory. Now please tell me what The Miz has done as of late? He lost to your new friend Batista in a matter of seconds, he lost to you... The Miz shouldn't even be around. Now we're not here to talk about The Miz. We're here to speak about me, the fact you've claimed I'm the easiest opponent. You're truly mistaken there Kurt, mind you I haven't had a match but do you really think I'm a scrawny rookie? Take a look at me, I'm a beast! I'm dangerous and that's what scares the living hell outta ya! The fact nobody knows what I'm like, I'm unpredictable! I'm going up against a washed-up former Olympic Gold Medallist that's what! Whilst I'm untested, I can assure you that you're making the biggest mistake of your entire career.

You see, this is a tournament; this is a competition. It's what I live for, I go to war with all my opponents and I will come out the victor. To be named KING; do you understand what that means for me? Do you realise the Anoa'i family will realise I was the 'Golden Boy'; the one who was never seen to be superior. The rest of my family are jokes, look at The Rock... A joke! I, Roman Reigns is no joke. I'm a man of serious words and I promise you Kurt; they'll be backed up. But I see you've aligned yourself with The Corporation because you can no longer do things on your own, I see it as the easy way out Kurt. I see you as a lonely man who had no dreams after his Olympic Gold win, I see a broken man with nothing to live for. You wanted to make friends didn't you Kurt? That's why you played kiss-ass and joined up The Corporation. I don't need The Corporation or anybody, the only person I need myself because I know I am capable of doing things myself, I know I am capable of breaking your bones!

Talk yourself up to how you've accomplished so much, go on Kurt, go on. I dare you. Because at the end of the day, you'll be all talk no action because the action stops with me. I will destroy your dreams and I will make you realise that you've made your biggest mistake yet in your entire career. I've watched you, I know how you work your way around here... You're very pessimistic ain't you boy? Now I couldn't careless if the crowd wanted to boo the crap out of us both, do you think that concerns me as much as it concerns you Kurt? It doesn't. Keep up your big talk because I'm tellin' ya, I'm tellin' ya right now... You stand zero chance against me and your boys might have to help ya just so ya can beat me, but I ain't stupid Kurt... I'll destroy everyone on this damn roster, I'll be the next KING OF THE RING. Everyone will bow down to me, but 'til then... I've got some destroyin' to do and it begins with YOU and that's reality for ya!

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