May 7th, 2013
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The pyro to kick off the show explodes throughout the arena as the excited UWF Universe jump to their feet and cheer for the start of the show. The arena is packed to the rafters as many fans have brought along various types of signs. The cameras spin around the UWF arena showing a jammed pack arena, then go down to the announce Team of Monday Night Raw. Jim "JR" Ross and Hot Rod Roddy Piper!
Jim "JR" Ross: Good evening everyone and welcome to another edition of Raw in the new era of the UWF! Where tonight we have some matches on the card that are sure to please the crowd headlined by none other the former UWF Champion Cody Rhodes when he faces off against the Emperor Wade Barrett.
Roddy "Rowdy" Piper: Whoop dee doo! I'm looking forward to the Wrestlemania match that never happened that's going to take place tonight between Mr. Kennedy and Shawn Michaels. It will be nice to finally get that out of the way before Kennedy and Michaels start looking ahead to their latest rivalrys.
JR: Folks tonight we will also hopefully get some answers as to the set of mysterious black outs that have been happening around UWF. Many believe the man responsible to be Dean Ambrose, but personally I don't think so Hot Rod. Ambrose has never acted this way before, he's always been a man who deals with his business personally and well I just don't think it fits.
Piper: Are you smoking crack JR. The evidence is clear the lights went out and Dean Ambrose had a chair. I know you are old JR, but you aren't blind. He was waving the damn chair like a maniac.
JR:Well tonight we'll hear from Dean Ambrose as well as his two opponents at Money in the Bank, the new UWF European Champion John Cena and the World Heavyweight Champion Bray Wyatt.
Piper:I can't wait to hear what the World Champion has to say after his successful win last week. You never know what's going to come out of the Angel in the Dirts mouth.
The lights go off in the arena
Jim "JR" Ross : Oh come on not this again! Every time the lights have been going out, something bad happens.
The crowd is anxious as to what's about to happen. Flashes from cameras try to light up the arena but to no avail. It's pitch black for a good while before a voice is heard.
And it will all end the way it began.
The fans grow excited as they all know the very familiar voice. A spotlight shines into the ring and Dean Ambrose is standing alone at the center.
Dean Ambrose
It's time these sick little mind games come to an end. Consider yourself lucky John. I don't remember a damn thing about last Monday. I don't even remember coming to the arena but I did however watch back my match to see what happened. Didn't I warn Bray? You all saw that right because he looked scared shitless during that match. I was beating him all over the arena and I nearly had the match won when suddenly the lights went out. I'm not an idiot like Christian and John Cena. I know that when lights go out, something bad is gonna happen. I had a steel chair in my hand waiting for someone to even try and pull a stunt like that with me. Then when the lights came back on, I was disqualified.
The crowd boos the finish of the match.
My thoughts exactly. You see for some reason, John Cena thinks I still have a problem with him. He thinks I cared what happened in his little match with Christian last week. Tell me something John, why would I care? I have a World Heavyweight Championship title to win. You think I care what the hell happens with you? If you were good enough, you would have met me down the road sometime in the future where I could have repaid what you cost me at Wrestlemania. Why the hell would I do it and then not take credit for it John! I'd revel in the fact that I knocked you out. Maybe you need to just realize that you're not well liked by anyone. Or maybe you're the one behind all this. Maybe you couldn't even deal with Christian so you faked the whole both being knocked out thing. You can't put all your failures on to me like that. Didn't you get enough of me when I soundly defeated you at Wrestlemania? I'm not a coward John! I don't need the dark to send you a message. I haven't been in full control of myself recently but I'm not that crazy. I'm not that crazy!
Ambrose screams at the top of his lungs but randomly stops. He starts scratching his head and then frantically paces back and forth.
No no no no no it can't be. It's too early. He couldn't have planned all this could he? No I can see myself when he takes control....But then why don't I remember my match... I should have never....He would never...
Ambrose falls to his knees with both hands on his head, clearly suffering as the crowd looks on helplessly. It's not long before John Cena's music hits and the crowd begins to boo heavily.
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Ambrose immediately stands up as if nothing was going on and looks on furiously as John Cena comes walking out on the stage.
Dean Ambrose
What the hell do you want Cena! It's not dark and I don't have my back turned so why the hell are you out here!
John Cena rushes down the entrance ramp, with his European Championship hanging down from his shoulder. Cena has a huge smirk across his face, as he slides into the ring, and grabs a microphone, before speaking.
John Cena: What did you just say? Why the hell am I out here? Do you know who I am, Dean? If I want to come out here, I’ll come out here. Hell, I do whatever I want to do because I CAN!
The audience exploded in boos, as Ambrose rolled his eyes. Cena continued.
John Cena: What the hell is your problem? I know you’re notorious for making up excuses, but c’mon son, don’t even dare make up excuses about this! It doesn’t make any sense to fake what happened last week just because I can’t deal facing Christian. Just like you, I was kicking his ass all around this ring! I had the match won and I could’ve easily made my way into the Money in the Bank match! So, how does that make any sense? So, that leaves you, buddy. Everyone knows you’re the one behind the lights going out. Everyone knows you’re the one behind the steel chair attacks. You’re crazy as it is, so this makes perfect sense. This makes perfect sense because you want me weak for our match at Money in the Bank. You want me weak so you can only deal with Bray Wyatt and forget about me. You want to win the World Heavyweight Championship in the easiest way so you thought of this devious plan to cut the lights and attack me. That worked until your match where you completely revealed to yourself as the man behind the attack. You had a steel chair when the lights came back on! If that’s not suspicious, I don’t know what is.
Cena pauses, as he sees Ambrose bobbing his head, as if he’s unware of the situation. He does notice Ambrose spotting Cena’s newly claimed European Championship. A smirk grows on Cena’s face, as he looks at the title belt, before raising it in the air, speaking.
John Cena: What’cha looking at, Dean? My European Championship? Does it annoy you I’m the one who has a championship and you don’t? Or, does it STILL annoy you I screwed you out of the World Heavyweight Championship at Wrestlemania? It’s a lonely world for you, Dean, huh? Since I did screw you out of the only thing that kept you company. Does that explain why you’re screaming your lungs out, talking about some random “he� You’re crazy, homie, and you’re something you said you’d never turn into. The whole cutting off the lights, attacking me in the dark, you’re a coward. A no good, trailer park trash, COWARD!
The audience explodes in boos, as Cena smirks, before being interrupted by Ambrose.
Dean Ambrose
I'll show you who the coward is...
Ambrose lowers the microphone, as the fans are shocked by Ambrose's words. They aren't sure what to expect of it, and they fully realize that when Ambrose charges toward Cena! The audience explodes in cheers, as the brawl they've been waiting for begins!
JR:Oh no! This situation just exploded into chaos as Cena and Ambrose are going at it here now.
Piper:Its about freaking time someone stood up to that psychopath Ambrose. Way to go John.
Cena and Ambrose exchange turns on top unleashing rights and lefts with reckless abandonment while the other tries to block as much as possible. The crowd loves the two big time superstars duking it out, but it gets worse as security comes rushing into the ring and begins to pull the apart. Ambrose fights desperately against security even going so far as to nail one of them with an elbow to the Temple. Cena shoves a guard off and goes rushing towards Ambrose. Ambrose is able to get a kick up into Cena's gut but that is the last chance as security tackles both Ambrose and Cena to the mat. Cena and Ambrose struggle until.
???:Enough! That's a god damn enough!
The crowd roar in approval as the Viper Randy Orton makes his way out from the back. He does not look happy at all with the situation as he stands on the ramp looking down at the chaos in his ring.
Randy Orton: Listen now, both of you. I'm all for taking your opponent and beating him to death, hell I like to think I created it, but let's face it. I need both of you in one piece for Money in the Bank. I can't have my marquee match that is going to steal the show away from Anarchy and Smackdown be ruined because you two couldn't agree on who's balls are bigger and frankly, I don't give a damn. You are both lucky I have better things to do or I'd come down there and beat both of you down, but that wouldn't be good for the bottom line now would it. So here's what I'm going to do. Seeing as how you think Ambrose is behind these black outs, black outs that I am currently looking into, Dean I'm going to ask that you take the rest of the night off.
The crowd begin to boo the announcement Orton has just made. Orton almost looks like he regrets it but he has no choice.
Randy Orton: I hate to do it Dean, but I've got no choice, this one is over my head. So if you won't leave the building peacefully I'll have security escort you. And as for you Cena, your lucky I still like you for winning the European Title last week. So you and I will have some words... Later! But now I want both of you to get out of my damn ring and get this show back on track before I get really angry. And trust me when I say, you won't like me angry!
Orton's music begins to blame as the crowd has a mixed reaction as we see security fighting with Ambrose and Cena as Raw heads elsewhere.
As UWF Raw rolls on, we head backstage and, just like last week, are met with the face of Christian. This time, though, he's not smirking, instead he looks rather serious. Christian stares down the barrel of the camera, ready to unload for a second week running.
Christian: This time last week, I stood in this very spot and I spoke about my mistreatment and I explained why I deserve one... more... World Championship match. I went into details, I laid it all out there for my peeps to hear, but as usual nobody batted an eyelid at my claims, or what I like to call "the truth". I've said before and I'll say it again - I'm an honest man, a man who deals with facts and nothing else. I can admit my faults when the situation asks for it, but usually there's some ridiculous decision made by some individual that causes me harm, ruins my night, or even smashes my aspirations to pieces. This business has been a cruel mistress for what's edging closer and closer to a year, and as a result I have nothing to show for my efforts other than a long list of evidence detailing why I have fallen short every time. I'd like to clarify that statement by saying that this figurative list doesn't pinpoint me as the reason for why I have continued to fall short, and that's not through me being afraid to admit it either. Like I said, if the situation asks for me to admit my faults then I will... but that situation has never arrived because I have NEVER been given a fair opportunity ever since The Great American Bash.
Christian's frustration is evident as he shakes his head in disbelief.
Christian: But that's all a story for another day as I'll no longer be wasting my time or my breath on somebody who potentially had the worst stint as a General Manager since the day the job was established. See the reason why I am in a foul mood and have been forced to recite the same argument again just to get my peep's attention... is because of the upcoming pay-per-view - Money in the Bank. Two weeks ago I competed in a Money in the Bank qualifying match where I beat the now newly crowned UWF European Champion, John Cena. No matter what anybody has to say regarding how our match ended, there's no denying that I had Cena on the ropes and was just seconds away from flicking the Killswitch on his night. My point is, I EARNED my spot in that match, and even though I don't respect this man whatsoever and even had no idea he was even on the Raw roster, but my opponent for tonight, AJ Styles, earned his way into the match too. The difference between my situation and AJ's is that I shouldn't have to pay my dues as the most important member of the Raw roster for the past ten months. While I had to fight for my spot in the match, I was simply disgusted to hear that the likes of Brock Lesnar and Kane can just be handed a spot having competed in a match that neither of them even won!
Christian's frustration is reaching boiling point as he strokes his stubble and composes himself.
Christian: Once again I have been forced to start from the bottom for no apparent reason while I watch others literally handed everything for doing half the work that I do. I am sick and tired of it because I DO NOT deserve to be treated like a second class superstar when I should be standing here as a multiple-time UWF World Champion! I am Raw's Captain, I am Captain Charisma, and Captain's deserve treatment above and beyond those below them in every conceivable way. Now from what I've been told by my man on the inside, John Laurinaitis, this decision to hand out the final spots was down to the Board of Directors and NOT Randy Orton. I'm still waiting for Randy to show his true colours and to find some way to screw me, following in the footsteps of the two men who held the job before him, but for now Randy can sit safe and be thankful he's not on my agenda. But as for the Board of Directors pulling the strings and playing with my career... be careful. Be careful, because soon a time will come when Raw's future won't be in your hands... it'll be in mine! I am the odds on favourite to leave the Money in the Bank pay-per-view with Raw's briefcase, and for the next couple of weeks I'll ensure you all know why.
Christian suddenly becomes relaxed, his trademark grin returning to his face.
Christian: Once I have that briefcase in my possession... nobody will be safe. Nobody will be safe.
Christian winks as he swiftly exits the camera's view, leaving everybody guessing what he could mean. There's little time for questions as Raw must stick to schedule and move on with the show.
Justin Roberts: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a tag team match. Introducing first...
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The roaring engine of a massive big rig enters the Public Announcement style and long and behold after a second or so, the sound of one hell of a bluesy guitar and harmonica is drowned out by a huge pop for Kevin Nash, who slowly marches out from the backstage. The fans are cheering on the returning Big Sexy, Kevin Nash lifts his arm up in the air which gets another strong pop from the crowd before marching down the entrance ramp towards the ring.
Justin Roberts: W
eighing in at 328 pounds, from Detroit, Michigan, Kevin Nash!
The wonder of the world is gone....
Justin Roberts: And his partner, wheighing in at 323 pounds, from parts unkown. He is The Big Red Monster, Kane!
The stage explodes in fire as "Slow Chemical" by Finger Eleven begins to play throughout the arena. A mixed reaction awaits Kane as he appears from behind the curtain, the fans clearly split on how to feel about him at this point. The Big Red Machine thunders his way down the entrance ramp straight to the ring. He reaches up and yanks on the top rope roughly to pull himself up onto the apron, staying there for only a second before he easily lifts one leg over the top, then the other as he steps into the ring. He steps in the centre, standing there still in the ring like a statue for a few moments before he spreads his arms, methodically lifting them above his head and violently bringing them down, causing tongues of fire to shoot out of the ringposts and hungrily try to eat the oxygen around them. The fire dies down as Kane looks to Justin Roberts who hurriedly leaves the ring.
Justin Roberts: Introducing their opponents, first weighing in at 266 pounds, he comes to us from Minneapolis, Minnesota, Brock Lesnar!
As
Brock Lesnar's theme song blasts through the arena
speakers give out a mixed reaction but it is loud indeed. After a while Paul Heyman comes out on stage and the reaction of the UWF Universe increases even more. Heyman points his hand towards the curtain as walks out of the back with an angry look on his faca. Lesnar is standing on top of the entrance stage, bouncing from one feet to another.
Lesnar then pops his chest and heads down to the ring. When he is in front of it, he jumps up on the apron and pyros explode from ring-posts. Lesnar then steps over the ropes and waits for his opponent to come out.
YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME?
YOU DON’T KNOW ME!
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Edge walks out with a smug look on his face looking over the crowd as they boo him unmercifully. He continues down to the ramp and does his pose.
He continues down the ramp and slides in under the ring.
He then goes up on the ropes and poses for the crowd as they all boo as loudly as they can to try to deter him.
He gets down and readies himself for the match.
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Ding Ding Ding
The bell rings and Edge and Lesnar seem to immediately decide on who will start the match as Edge shows off his injury to Lesnar who just shakes his head in disgust. Kane and Nash however are butting heads over who should start. Nash wanting to finally get his hands on Lesnar proper while Kane just wants to do some damage. The decision is made for them as Lesnar rushes Nash and knocks him down to the mat with a clothesline. Kane turns around just in time for Lesnar to sprint at him and drive him into the corner of the ring, where Lesnar gets down and begins driving his shoulder several times into the gut of the Big Red Machine. After several shots Lesnar backs off and waits for Kane to stagger out, but instead the Monster just looks pissed. Lesnar goes to attack again but Kane delivers a big uppercut that knocks Lesnar to the mat hard.
JR: Good Grief what a blow. Kane and Lesnar are wasting absolutely no time in where they left off.
Piper: Hopefully this time we’ll get a damn winner JR.
Lesnar gets up and Kane unloads again with another big right hand and another, but while normally anyone would have been rocked by these blows Lesnar is merely stunned. Kane bounces off the ropes and hits Lesnar with a clothesline, but again the big man doesn’t budge. Kane is frustrated now as he fixes his elbow pad and bounces off the ropes again, the time fixing his pad was all the difference Lesnar needed as Kane is caught and sent hard to the mat with an overhead belly to belly suplex.
JR: Wow what a throw from Lesnar, simply incredible, Kane has to weight a ton.
Piper: There may not be a bigger animal in this business than Brock Lesnar and tonight he looks to prove it once and for all.
Lesnar yells and screams as he waits for Kane to get up, and he doesn’t wait long as Kane begins rising to his feet. Lesnar wastes no time wrapping his arms around Kane’s torso and throwing him again with an overhead belly to belly. Lesnar again doesn’t cover, instead he decides he wants to play with Kane some more, this time Kane gets to his feet and Lesnar is on top of him. Kane attempts to go for a right hand, but Lesnar ducks it and wraps his arms around Kane’s midsection before sending Kane down to the mat with a german suplex this time. The crowd can’t believe how easy Lesnar is making it look with his domination of Kane.
JR: I know Kane is a monster, but two overhead belly to bellies and a german suplex have to be enough to put down the big red machine.
JR is wrong for as Lesnar is admiring his handiwork the Big Red Machine sits up and the crowd loves it. Lesnar doesn’t seem able to believe what is happening as he kicks Kane back down to the mat. A delaying tactic really as Kane just sits up again. Not wanting Kane to build anymore momentum Lesnar brings Kane to his feet and attempts to shoot him off the ropes, unfortunately for Lesnar, Kane overpowers him and sends him sailing into the ropes. Lesnar comes back right into a massive boot from Kane. The monster looks proud of himself as he prepares to attack Lesnar, but Edge decides to get involved and hobbles into the ring, he attempts a cheap shot but Kane turns before Edge can get it in as Nash has warned him. Edge looks like he is going to wet himself as Kane gives him a look of why don’t you try me.
JR: Edge is known as the Ultimate Opportunist, but for once it would appear he’s picked a bad time to try and capitalize Hot Rod.
Piper: Edge is injured JR, he has absolutely no business being in this ring here tonight.
Edge is playing that injury up now as he is begging Kane not to hit him. Kane looks ready to inflict pain to the Rated R superstar when he hears Nash warning him. Unfortunately the warning comes too late as Kane turns into a monster spear from Lesnar. Edge rolls gingerly out of the ring as Lesnar goes for the cover.
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JR: This is how last week’s carnage ended and tonight looks like it is going to be the same.
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Piper: Lesnar just has Kane’s number.
3.. NO!
Kane gets a shoulder up and the crowd goes wild.
JR: Well I guess we shouldn’t have counted out Kane just yet. And Paul Heyman is having a fit.
Heyman is yelling at the official that it was a three count but the official Chad Patterson isn’t even paying attention. Lesnar doesn’t like that and gets up in the face of the official and begins to argue with the official himself. This isn’t wise strategy as Kane begins crawling to his corner and further towards Nash. Only with Edge saying “hey dumbasses look†does Lesnar realize how much trouble he could be in. Lesnar turns and grabs Kane a mere foot or two away from Nash by the foot. Kane begins hobbling on one foot hoping to be able to reach but can’t and Lesnar is feeling good about it, forgetting how agile the Big Red Machine can be as he leaps up and nails Lesnar right in the face with his free foot. Lesnar hits the mat and the crowd explodes as Kane tags in Big Daddy Diesel, Kevin Nash.
JR: Oh boy, business is certainly about to pick up.
Piper: Nash has been foaming at the mouth waiting to get his hands on Brock Lesnar!
Lesnar gets up as Nash enters and rushes Nash, but the veteran of the business nails him with a boot to the face for the second time in the match. This sets Lesnar up as he gets to his feet Nash unloads several big elbows into the side of Lesnar’s head before sending the former next Big Thing off the ropes. Lesnar comes back at Nash who picks up Lesnar and drops him with the side slam. The crowd pop as Nash gets up and with ease brings down a fiery elbow into the heart of Lesnar. The crowd is loving Nash as he makes the cover on Lesnar.
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3. NO!
Lesnar gets the shoulder up!
JR: Lesnar is lucky there, as Kevin Nash is unloading a ton of built up frustration on the man who he believes completely disrespects this business.
Piper: I feel bad for Edge, the poor guy is so injured he couldn’t even jump the ropes in time to make the save. It is quite sad.
Nash gets up to his feet and throws his arm up into the air signaling it is time to make Lesnar pay for his disrespect. He begins undoing his straps showing off for the crowd, while unbeknownst to him, Edge is able to slither over to Lesnar who is getting up with the help of the ropes and tag himself in. Edge immediately grabs his ankle as if a sudden shooting pain has come out of nowhere and falls off the apron. Nash is still completely unaware of this as he kicks Lesnar in the gut, puts him through his legs, and performs the Jacknife powerbomb and the crowd explodes into cheers.
JR: Oh man, after all my years of commentating, I still believe that has to be the best and most effective powerbomb in the history of this business.
Piper: It may be JR, but it ain’t going to do Nash a lick of good, because guess what, Lesnar isn’t the legal man.
As the official conveys the news to Nash, Kane gets off the apron to go after Edge and get him back into the ring where he would be helpless in his injured state. Unfortunately for Kane, Edge had been faking most of the pain he has been feeling long enough to reach under the ring. Kane doesn’t see Edge has pulled out a 2 foot mini-ladder. As Kane comes charging after Edge, Edge delivers the small ladder into the gut of Kane, knocking the wind out of the monster.
JR: OOH! That Little Bastard sized ladder being used to take out the Big Red Machine’s guts Hot Rod.
Piper: Even a monster has to have felt that one JR.
Edge unleashes another blow from the ladder right into the side of Kane’s head, taking the monster out for at least the moment. Unfortunately Edge is so proud of himself he doesn’t see Nash in the ring reaching down over the ropes and grabs Edge by his long locks. The crowd explode into cheers as Nash begins trying to pull Edge into the ring by his hair. The official turns his back for a moment to yell at Heyman who has gotten up on the apron, this gives Edge the opportunity to use the small ladder and nail Nash in the skull with it. Nash immediately falls backwards to the mat, clearly damaged from the attack.
JR: Oh dammit! How frustrating that has to be. Edge with that damn mini-ladder just may have taken Nash and Kane out of this match.
Edge slides into the ring and uses the ropes to get to his feet in the corner where he gets down and begins to wait for Nash to get to his feet. Edge is clearly looking to go for the spear.
Piper: There is no way in hell Edge is going to be able to connect here with this spear on his wounded ankle.
Piper is wrong this time as Edge waits and as soon as Nash gets to his feet, Edge rushes him and connects with a bone jarring spear. Edge screams in agony as he holds his ankle in pain as he covers Nash with the other.
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JR: The Ultimate Opportunist strikes again!
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Here are your winners: The Team of Brock Lesnar and the Rated R Superstar Edge!
Edge immediately slides out of the ring, his ankle may now be in serious pain for real this time, but Edge has been victorious. Heyman is jumping up and down as he and his client had picked up the victory.
JR: Edge was the smallest man in this match up by far, and he managed to get the victory here tonight you have to wonder what his chances will be come Money in the Bank to walk out with the briefcase.
Piper: After tonight we all should have learned injured or not, never count out Edge.
Nash looks pissed as he gets to his feet in the ring staring down Lesnar. Lesnar has indeed escaped a bullet tonight, but Lesnar is clearly feeling it holding his back. Nash is so busy in the ring he doesn’t see Kane come into the ring and wait for Nash to turn around. Eventually Big Sexy does and Kane wraps his hand around his throat and delivers the chokeslam to Big Daddy Cool to a mixed reaction from the crowd. Kane clearly is not happy with taking the loss here tonight.
JR: Oh my god! Kane clearly not happy taking the loss here tonight and letting his partner know how he feels about it.
Piper: Well I assume its safe to say these two won’t be tagging together again anytime soon JR. But what it isn’t safe to say is out of all three men who is the true monster of Raw?
The segment ends with Kane standing over a fallen Nash laughing as UWF Raw heads to the back.
We find ourselves out in the back parking lot where the superstars have parked their cars. The crowd applaud when they see security come into view about 15 of them, all dragging Ambrose towards the exit and a waiting limo. Ambrose is fighting every step of the way clearly unhappy with getting thrown out of Raw for something he believes he hasn't done. He is making a major scene of things.
Dean Ambrose: You'll never take me alive coppers! I'll kill you all!
JR: My god I've never seen so much security needed to literally place one superstar into a limo.
Piper: Limo rides have never been Ambrose's style JR. Especially when he is being forced into one.
The commotion has been so ridiculous it has drawn the attention of many backstage superstars and road agents. As security is about to place Ambrose in the limo he feigns like he is going before nailing the nearest security guard in the head with a big right hand. The crowd in the arena explode into cheers as Ambrose viciously tears into every security guard he can get his hands on. Tossing them away and even throwing one into the open limo door. Two guards attempt to tackle him at once but Ambrose moves out of the way and they collide into each other before Ambrose grabs both of them and slams their heads together. A security guard comes at Ambrose with a taser but Ambrose side steps it, Ambrose is clearly lost in the violence as he grabs the officers arm and twists it so the taser connects with the officers chest and proceeds to knock him out.
JR: Good lord, we need some EMT's back there on the double. This is horrible.
Piper:This is the crazy shit Ambrose does to get himself into trouble JR.
Ambrose's eyes glaze over for a moment before he looks as though he is coming out of a trance. He looks around at the chaos he's brought about and stands in horror.
Dean Ambrose: Oh no! Not again! Why do you do this to me? You know how bad this is going to look.
Ambrose continues to back up until he runs into something, he turns around and the cameras show it is none other than Randy Orton shaking his head disappointed. Ambrose stares him right in the eye waiting for whatever the General Manager has come to say.
Randy Orton: When the board of directors ordered me to remove you tonight, this was exactly the reason why. You see Dean, the whole reason I went along with the whole thing was because I was trying to protect you.
Dean Ambrose: Heh. I think you can see for yourself Randal, I can take care of myself.
Randy Orton: Can you? Can you really Dean? Because I saw that look you had in your face when you attacked those guards. Its a look I know all too well. Your vision turns red, your there, but your not? Am I right? Of course I am, I invented it! Dean I don't think you are behind these blackouts. Not for one minute do I believe it, because like me, you don't have to use the dark to take your opponents out. Hell I just saw you take out over a dozen security guards. So now I'm going to ask for a favor from you ok? I am asking you to please get in the limo and leave, so we can prove your innocence once and for all.
Dean Ambrose: Oh yeah Randy, and what if I say no?
Randy Orton: Then I do what I've got to do, and you'll get a full medical examination after I punt your head off!
Orton now has that crazed but controlled look in his eye, unlike Ambrose it would appear Orton can control the demons in his head. Ambrose thinks about it for a moment before smiling a sly smirk.
Dean Ambrose: Ok Randy, I'll go. But only because YOU asked. Not the board, not even because I'm interested in clearing my name. But because I respect you Randy. So I'll do it, this once! Next week, NO ONE will keep me away, are we clear!?
Randy Orton: Crystal clear.
The two continue their stare off until Ambrose steps into the limo and the limo drives off. Orton looks around as security guards are laid out all over the place groaning in pain. Orton turns around.
Randy Orton: Can we get a broom or something to clean this mess up?
The crowd is heard chuckling as Raw heads to commercial break.
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Next Week I'll need more backstage promos. Just saying.
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Justin Roberts:Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for one fall Introducing first, weighing in at 215 pounds, from Gainesville, Georgia,The Phenomenal One AJ Styles!
"GET READY TO FLY!"
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AJ's theme song blasts through the arena speakers and the Phenomenal One immediately walks through the curtain in a leather jacket and a hood over his head. Fans give out a mixed reaction as AJ walks down the entrance ramp and enters the ring. This time AJ doesn't show off like he usually does. He stands in the corner solemnly and waits for his opponent.
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"Just Close Your Eyes" by Story Of The Year can be heard bellowing out of the arena's PA system, signalling the imminent arrival of Captain Charisma, Christian. Although many UWF fans can be seen singing along with the theme music, it's not due to their enjoyment of the arriving Christian, rather due to the fact they just enjoy the song. Just five to ten seconds after the commencement of his theme music, Christian emerges from the back sporting a smirk on his face as he looks around at the booing audience. Christian only momentarily stands on the stage before choosing to make his way down the ramp towards the ring.
Fans can be seen hurling abuse at the charismatic man, but Christian doesn't acknowledge the jeers whatsoever, as he is focused on his objective. Christian reaches the bottom of the ramp, rounds the corner and walks up the steel steps, before approaching the ring ropes. Christian walks along the ring apron, wipes his feet and enters the ring, where he then proceeds to the opposite side of the ring and waits for the bell.
Justin Roberts:From Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 225 pounds, Christian!
Vs.
DING DING DING
The bell rings three times as both AJ and Christian are still stretchimg out, getting ready for the match. After a while AJ Styles is the first one to get out of the cover. He starts marching around the ring so does Christi
an. Both men are walking in a circle for quite a bit. AJ gets closer to Christian and tries to deliver a side kick to his leg but Christian blocks AJ's attempt. The tempo quickens up as Christian realized AJ doesn't want to waste time here. The Phenomenal One is still trying to got for Christian's legs but Christian is able to read AJ as he blocks every single attempt of his. AJ isn't giving up and Christian uses it. He grabs Styles' leg. AJ launches himself up and goes for an enzuigiri but Christians ducks down and AJ ends up on the mat. Christian is still holding AJ's leg. He pulls his leg up, catching his ankle and slams AJ's leg knee-first on the mat. This doesn't do much damage but AJ still quickly crawls to the ropes so Christian doesn't continue the onslaught. Christian goes right after AJ who is near the corner. He wants to punch him but AJ puts his upper body through the ropes and the referee stops Christian as during the time AJ's having contact with the ropes, Christian can't attack him in any way possible.
Piper: Smart thinking by AJ.
Christian puts his hand in the air and goes out of the corner. AJ looks at his opponent and does the same thing. Now they lock up in the collar-and-elbow tie-up but they aren't fighting for controll for a long time as AJ delivers a knee into the gut of Christian who doubles over. AJ uses the one second Christian is doubled over and bounces off the ropes but Christian surprises him as he takes him down with a shoulder block. Christian wants to go right at his opponent but the Phenomenal One gets back to his feet and the two men end up staring at each other. AJ and Christian start walking around each other and after a while they lock up in the centre of the ring again. This time AJ doesn't surprise Christian as he locks in an wristlock. AJ pulls Christian towards him and follows up with a side headlock. Christian tries to get out of the hold but AJ quickly takes him down with a side headlock takedown and holds him down for a while. Christian puts his hands right in the face of AJ Styles and pushes him away enough for him to wrap his legs around his neck and get out of the hold. AJ finds himself in a leg hook but he doesn't stay in it for a long time as he kips up and gets out of it.
JR: Quite a bit of nice chain wrestling by AJ and Christian.
Piper: Yeah and it seems like people are enjoying it as well!
As AJ kips up and gets out of the hold the tempo doesn't slow down. Christian catches Styles and quickly locks him into a front headlock. It appears that Captain Charisma didn't make a good decision right there as AJ is able to connect with a Northern Lights Suplex. AJ stays in a bridge for the first cover of the match.
ONE!...
TWO!...
KICK OUT!
Christian gets a shoulder up, breaking the bridge of AJ Styles. Both men launch themselves straight up to their feet at the same time. AJ looks to take Christian down with a clothesline but Christian ducks down and when AJ turns around he's the one that gets taken down with a clothesline. Styles doesn't stand down but everytime he gets back to his feet Christian knocks him off of them. When Christian takes AJ down for the fifth straight time AJ decides he's got enough as he swings his hand and tries to punch Christian right in the face but Captain Charisma ducks that as well. AJ now ends up with his back turned to Christian who quickly gets a hold of him, lifts him up from behind and brings him back down with a Back Suplex. AJ hits his head heard as Christian gets on top of the Phenomenal One for the cover.
ONE!...
TWO!...
KICK OUT!
Piper: Ha! Did he really think that was gonna get the job done?
JR: Of course he did not but desperate times call for desperate measures.
Christian continues to attack AJ Styles as he brings him back to his feet and locks him in a Half Nelson Lock. He knees AJ right in his face a couple of times before connecting with a Hald Nelson Bulldog. This time Christian doesn't go for the cover. He sits himself up on the top rope and as AJ's getting up to his feet Captain Charisma delivers a Missile Dropkick. He then waits for AJ to stand up. Styles stands up, turns around yet only to be taken down once again as Christian pulls off a nice Sitout Spinebuster. Christian holds AJ's leg and the referee makes the count.
ONE!
TWO!
KICK OUT!
Christians pushes his feelings aside as he gets back to his feet and starts showing off. He looks at the crowd and starts punching his chest. People boo him. He just laughs and turns around. Christian takes some time to catch his breath as he stands above AJ and says: "So, you're 'The One', right?" Captain Charisma's eyes almost come out as he gets surprised by his opponent who kips up and gets back into the match with a Kip-Up Frankensteiner. As Christian is trying to figure out what just happened AJ stands up and waits for his opponent to do the same thing. When Christian gets back to vertical basis and turns around he sees AJ bouncing off the ropes, running right at him and isn't able to react quick enough so AJ delivers a Low Dropkick right into Christian's knee. This brings him down on one knee and gives AJ an opportunity to do what he wanted to as he bounces off the ropes once again and turns Christan inside-out with a Cut Under Neckbreaker. The onslaught doesn't end there. As Christian's laying in the middle of the ring AJ bounces off the ropes for the third straight time just to jump and and bring all of his weight down on Christian's face with a Jumping Knee Drop. AJ hooks the leg.
ONE!
TWO!
KICK OUT!
JR: AJ Styles trying to squeeze everything out of that sweet comeback.
Piper: Lets see how long that lasts.
AJ brings Christian back up to his feet and gives him a couple of forearm smashes before going for a Sideslam but as he grabs Christian's tights and lifts him up Christian somehow manages to get back down and elbowstrikes AJ to the side of his head as many time as needed for AJ to let him go. After a couple of hard elbow strikes by Captain Charisma AJ lets him go and makes a huge mistake as Christian grabs his head from behind and brings AJ down back-first right across his knee with an Inverted Facelock Backbreaker. Both Styles and Christian are pretty dazed so it takes them exact same amount of time to get back to their feet. AJ wants to bounce back into the match so although he's not feeling good after that backbreaker he charges at Christian, pushing himself almost to his limit but it's not worth it as Christian simply turns his own effort against him, picks him up on his shoulders and then brings him down across his knee with a Fireman's Carry Gutbuster. Christian puts his elbow right across the face of AJ Styles and goes for the cover.
ONE!...
TWO!...
KICK OUT!
Christian looks at the referee, showing him three fingers, thinking it was a three count but the referee bursts his bubble by saying it wa only a count of two and tells him to countinue with the match. Christian is still arguing with the referee while he's bringing AJ up to his feet and pulling him towards the corner where he sits himself on the top tope while still holding on to AJ. Christian is going for the Tornado DDT.
Piper: Oooh, junior. If I'd have AJ Styles in my hands, I wouldn't be arguing with the ref.
Just as Piper finishes the sentence he proves to be right as AJ breaks through, launches himself up high and kicks Christian's head in with an Enzuigiri. Christian almost falls off the top rope but AJ is there quick enough to catch him. AJ then quickly climbs to the tope rope, grabs Christian's head and brings him off the top rope with a humongous a Top Rope Hurracanrana!
Piper: See? I told ya!
JR: Huge mistake right there by Christian. You gotta focus on your opponent.
Both AJ and Christian are down but AJ is the one to get right back up to his feet. AJ goes to the apron and waits for Christian to stand up as well. When Christian's almost up AJ springboards himself into the ring and connects with a Springboard Forearm Smash. AJ goes for the cover.
ONE!...
TWO!...
KICK OUT!
Christian kicks out by AJ thinks he can get the job done so he goes for the cover one more time.
ONE!...
TWO!...
KICK OUT!
Christian kicks out one more time and you can see the frustration in AJ's eyes. AJ's arguing with the referee as well and this gives Christian a chance to recuperate. He uses the ropes to get back to vertical basis but shortly after he gets to his feet AJ charges at him and tries to clothesline him out of the ring but Christian throws him over his head with Back Body Drop and AJ finds himself out of the ring. Christian takes some time to recuperate but then he bouncess off the ropes and takes down AJ Styles who's already standing with a Baseball Slide. The referee is yelling at Christian to get AJ back into the ring but Christian doesn't listen as he throws AJ back-first into the barricade.
Piper: Leave him out there kid, go for the count out!
JR: I think Christian's got different plans.
Piper: I don't care, do what I say!
Christian doesn't do what Piper would do as he throws AJ into the ring. He climbs to the apron and then climbs to the top rope. When AJ stands up Christian leaps off the top rope and brings AJ down with a Flying Crossbody. Christian doesn
't stay down for the cover. He gets back to his feet and starts marching around the ring and clapping. People know what's going to happen when Christian patiently waits for AJ to stand up and when he does Christian goes for the Killswitch but AJ has a different idea as he breaks out of Christian's hands and as Christian turns around AJ connects with a Pele Kick. AJ follows up by picking Christian up on his shoulder from the back and here he goes with a Towerhacker Powerbomb. AJ waists absolutely no time as he goes to the apron once again, springboards himself into the ring and falls on top of Christian with a Spingboards 450 Splash and stays down for the cover.
ONE!...
TWO!...
THRE...NO!
Piper: Christian saved his life right there!
AJ stands up and goes right at the referee once again: "What?! Is this some kinda scam you're trying to pull here?! It was a three count! I had Christian pinned one-two-three you dumbass!" The referee tells AJ he's going to disqualify him if he's going to continue verbally insulting him but AJ doesn't stop there. He keeps going right at the referee for a while. Meanwhile, Christian is already standing and when he sees AJ standing in the corner, talking to the referee he goes to the opposite corner and motions for the Spear. AJ turns around and Christian immediately bursts out of the corner, charging right at his opponent but AJ gets out of the way and Christian spears the referee.
JR: BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD!
Piper: Everything ends for Christian right there!
Christian holds his head, not believing what he just did. He tries to wake up the referee who's laying on the mat, totally unconsicous but AJ grabs him from behind and connects with a German Suplex. The move doesn't end there. AJ flips over as he's still holding on to his opponent. He picks him up one more time and plants him face-first on the mat, finishing the Styles Suplex Special. AJ goes for the cover.
Piper: There's no referee, boy!
AJ almost forgot Christian took out the referee but it seems like AJ isn't too worried about. It seems like AJ's actually pretty happy about it. He leaves the ring and walks towards the timekeeper's area. He takes a steel chair with him and goes right back into the ring. He slams the chair to the mat a couple of time and raises it above his head. When Christian stands up and turns around AJ looks to clock him right over his head with that steel chair but Christian somehow manages to get out of the way and end up behind AJ. When AJ turns around Christian dropkicks the steel chair which bounces right at AJ's head and sends him down to the mat. Christian grabs the chair and wants to throw it out of the ring but suddenly he gets an idea. He puts the chair on top of AJ and climbs to the top rope. People go absolutely nuts as Christian leaps off the top rope again and connects with a Frog Splash! The steel chair on top of AJ hurt both men but Christian pushes the pain away, throws the steel chair out of the ring and goes for the cover. The referee slowly crawls towards Christian and AJ and makes the cover while he's still dazed.
ONE!...
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TWO!...
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THRE....NO!!!!!!!
Piper: What?! Please tell me that didn't happen!
JR: Ooooh, it did!
In the past Christian may have taken a fit or cost himself because of his temper, but the self-proclaimed favorite to win the Money in the Bank Ladder Match merely keeps his cool and brings AJ to his feet. With little to absolutely no remorse Christian takes AJ who is out on his feet and plants him to the mat with the Killswitch. Christian immediately goes for the cover.
One....
Two....
Three...
Here is your Winner: Captain Charisma Christian!
JR:Well after that performance by Captain Charisma I don't think there can be any doubt Christian has the mentality going into the match he is going to win it.
Piper: Give props to AJ for surviving the Frog Splash but Christian is on a mission and there is nothing more worrisome than when Captain Charisma is on a mission.
Christian has his hand raised in victory as Raw continues elsewhere.
Raw heads backstage where Todd Grisham stands by with a microphone ready to speak to the sold out crowd.
Todd Grisham: Ladies and Gentlemen, my guest at this time, he is the newly crowned UWF European Champion, John Cena!
The crowd lets out a chorus of boos as the European Champion just smiles through it.
Todd Grisham: Last week John you became the New UWF European Champion, I just wanted to get your thoughts on how it feels to once again be able to say, "The Champ is here!"
John Cena: Woah Todd. I ever hear you use one of my catchphrases again your going to wind up with a black eye. We clear on that? Good. Now as to my feelings on... Oh christ!
Cena throws his hat off and puts his hands through his receeding hairline. He obviously saw someone coming and the crowd give off a small pop as it is once again for the third time tonight the General Manager of Orton. Cena throws on his hat before staring into the eyes of the Viper.
John Cena: Can I help you princess?
Randy Orton: Haha John. Your lame jokes stopped being funny the moment you hit puberty. In fact you should show a little more respect for me all things considered. After all, as General Manager of Raw I am in charge, I am your boss, and no matter what you say or do John, that makes you my bitch! So shut up and pay attention.
The crowd pop at Orton calling Cena his bitch and Cena looks pissed and ready to hit Orton. Unfortunately this isn't the attitude era and Cena could get fired for hitting Orton.
Randy Orton: John I want to start by thanking you for winning the European Championship and bringing it back to Raw.
Cena smiles and the crowd boos loudly clearly not happy Orton is thanking Cena.
Randy Orton:With that said I can get down to what I really came here to say. A short while ago I had to evict Dean Ambrose from the building. Something I feel he doesn't deserve.
John Cena:Oh well that is just too damn bad Randy. The man attacks people in the dark like a coward, he got off easy if you ask me. But what's this got to do with me?
Randy Orton: Well John, I just got off the phone with the board, and they revealed to me, the whole thing was brought to their attention by you. Supposedly you called them last week and told them to look at Raw the past two weeks. And you know something John, to me that is very suspicious. You could say I smell a rat.
John Cena: Oh so I did my duty as an employee of this company and you want to what? Punish me? Hit me? Cry on my shoulder? What the hell Randy?!
Randy Orton: Well let's look at the facts John. The first blackout happened during your match. You were the first to experience it and all you could make out was that you were hit with a steel chair. Next thing you know, Ambrose has his rematch, black out again, and ironically enough Ambrose has a steel chair in his hand and Bray Wyatt is out like a light.
John Cena: Sounds like proof of his guilt, the Board agrees with me.
Randy Orton: Do I look like the board to you? Ambrose gets DQ'd and the next thing that happens, bam John Cena is right there on the spot waiting. And what does he get as a reward, another opportunity at the World Title. Seems to me John, you benefited from this more than anyone.
John Cena: Hey, I know what your thinking, but I didn't do this. You think I would screw MYSELF out of a match? My attitude may have changed, but I'm still all about loyalty, hustle, and most importantly RESPECT. I'm a multi-time World Champion, and current European Champion. I don't need blackouts to do what I do best. When I win at Money in the Bank I'll prove it just as I did last week when I left Ambrose knocked out!
Randy Orton: Alright John, since you are so dead set on being innocent you won't mind having the rest of the night off. I've had the bella twins sent to your hotel room, I'd recommend going there NOW. And if a blackout appears tonight, I'll consider you innocent. But if it doesn't...
John Cena: Fine, whatever. I'll go grab my bag and get out of town. But listen here, you can't see me Randy. I'm innocent, and when I become the World Heavyweight Champion, we'll see who is who's bitch son.
Cena walks off clearly pissed as he slams his shoulder into Orton. Orton turns with a look of anger on his face clearly he thought he would have gotten Cena to admit his guilt but he didn't. The look of frustration is all we see on Orton's face as Raw heads elsewhere.
JR:Well folks up next we have I guess what you would call a Wrestlemania match. As tonight after what has to be the biggest screw up in UWF History Mr. Kennedy will get a chance to do battle with one of his mentors and heroes growing up, Shawn Michaels in a match that should have happened at Wrestlemania had it not been for Kennedy no showing.
Piper: Only an asshole wouldn't show up for Wrestlemania JR. But at least he's here tonight and we're going to get a quality match out of the deal here live on Raw.
Ding Ding Ding
Justin Roberts: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first...
MISTEEEEEEERRRRRR KENNNNEEEDDDDDEEYYY!
KENNEDEH!
"Turn Up The Trouble" bellows throughout the arena and the brash young Mister Kennedy makes his way out from the back. Kennedy is soprting his "Talk Loud, Hit Harder" T-shirt and makes his way down the entrance ramp, giving several high fives to the people in the front row. Kennedy makes his way down the ramp fast and slides into the ring, waiting for the match to begin.
Justin Roberts: From Green Bay Wisconsin, he is the Asshole of UWF, Mr. Kennedy!
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"Sexy Boy" plays and out dances the one and only Shawn Michaels from the back. Good Old HBK just like the fans love him. Men want to be him, women want to be with him, but none the less, they all cheer for him. Michaels dances about halfway down the ramp before dropping to both knees to say a little prayer before speaking loudly to the heavens as the pyro goes off behind him.
Michaels hops up off the steel and heads towards the ring where he enters and poses once more as his music fades.
Justin Roberts:And his opponent from San Antonio Texas, he is the Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels!
Vs.
Ding Ding Ding
The bell rings and Shawn Michaels does not look very happy to have to be here in this match. Clearly HBK has moved on to bigger things like the Rock, but a match is a match and he wants to win so he’ll do what he can. His head is clearly elsewhere for as he ties up he leaves himself vulnerable to a sharp kick to the midsection from Kennedy. Kennedy keeps the pressure up by driving a clubbing blow onto the upper back region. Kennedy nails Michaels with a right hand, followed by a sharp kick to the gut. Kennedy nails Michaels in the face with a punch again before whipping HBK off of the ropes only for Kennedy to nail Michaels in the face with a running back elbow. HBK hits the mat hard.
JR: Well as much as HBK is probably thinking about his big match up against the Rock coming up, you have to give it to Kennedy who appears to be out to prove a point here tonight.
Piper: No matter what Kennedy does, him skipping out on Mania won’t soon be forgotten, least of all by me.
Michaels gets up and again Kennedy unleashes a punch and a kick to the gut, clearly Kennedy believes brawling will be his best bet to wear out Michaels. After Michaels looks worn out Kennedy is able to lift up Michaels and drop him to the mat with a big scoop slam. Kennedy wastes no time after this bouncing off the ropes and coming back at Michaels and dropping an elbow into the Heartbreak Kid’s chest. Michaels however gets right up, but from the look on Kennedy’s face that is exactly what he was hoping for as he picks up Michaels and drops him with a backbreaker before going for the cover.
1…
2…
HBK kicks out!
JR: I am really impressed by this mean streak from Kennedy. He is now targeting the surgically repaired back of Shawn Michaels.
Piper: Ugh! That is so cliché, if no one knows how to attack Michaels they go for the back. Does this Asshole have an original idea in his body?
Michaels gets up holding his back and Kennedy unleashes a kick right to the lower spine of Michaels. Michaels shoves Kennedy away in frustration but Kennedy is right on him again with another clubbing blow to Michaels back. Michaels goes into the corner, but he doesn’t find any refuge there as Kennedy begins delivering hard kicks right into Michaels gut again and again. Kennedy than unleashes several closed fists. The official, Mike Chioda now decides to get involved stopping Kennedy from continuing his attack which the Asshole is not appreciative of. The momentary reprieve works for Michaels however as when Kennedy comes back, Michaels grabs him and throws him into the corner. The crowd cheer as Michaels gets in his first offensive move of the match, a hard knife edge chop that immediately makes Kennedy’s chest grow red.
JR: Good grief, I think Michaels threw everything he had into that one chop.
Piper: Do it again! Do it again!
Kennedy however doesn’t want to have it done again and begins stumbling away where he takes refuge in the other corner. Michaels holding his back comes at him and sends him whipping out of the corner, but Kennedy counters and Michaels goes flipping into the opposite turnbuckle hard. The crowd let off a mixed reaction as Michaels lands on his feet and Kennedy picks up Michaels and begins to look for his Green Bay Plunge. Michaels however isn’t going to allow that to happen and slides off, before delivering a chop block to the Asshole that finally gives Michaels the opportunity to breathe.
Piper: Normally I would sit here and talk about how big of a joke HBK is, but tonight he’s the lesser of two assholes. Get it JR?
JR: Piper you stopped being funny 30 years ago so why must you keep trying.
Piper: At least I WAS funny JR. You don’t have a humorous bone in that overweight body of yours.
Kennedy is having trouble getting up and HBK sees this as he pounces on Kennedy and begins unloading on him with big right hands until eventually Kennedy is able to throw Michaels off of him. Kennedy gets to his feet and Michaels attempts to whip him off the ropes, but again Kennedy reverses it and HBK is the one sent bouncing, Kennedy however makes the mistake of putting his head down way to early and Michaels surprises the Loudmouth by connecting with a snap suplex. However the force of the maneuver on the back of Michaels proves to be harmful as it takes him several seconds to make the cover.
1…
2…
Kennedy gets the shoulder up.
Michaels gets up holding his back and proceeds to stomp on Kennedy in frustration to the delight of the crowd. Michaels than proceeds to lift Kennedy back up to his feet, but Kennedy nails Michaels in the face with a big right hand. Michaels falls to his knees opening up Kennedy to deliver another hard kick to Michaels back. Michaels uses the ropes to get to his feet but as he does Kennedy grabs him, and with all the might Kennedy can muster throws HBK back first into the ring corner. The sound of Michaels back connecting is painful to hear. Kennedy tosses HBK down into a seated position in the corner where he begins stomping on the Heartbreak Kid with his boot. With Michaels hurting badly Kennedy takes several steps back before driving his massive boot into the face of HBK.
JR: Man what a boot to the face from Kennedy, Shawn Michaels may have been knocked out.
Piper: Man if Michaels can’t beat Kennedy no wonder why the Rock is coming out of retirement for the billionth time. It will be an easy win.
Kennedy drags Michaels to the center of the ring and goes for the cover.
1…
2…
3.. NO!
HBK kicks out!
Kennedy isn’t going to let that be that as he is now angry and can feel Michaels beginning to fade now, he lifts his should have been Mania opponent up and connects with a second back breaker. Again Kennedy goes for the cover.
1…
2…
3. NO!
HBK again kicks out!
JR: Kennedy learning first hand why Michaels is a legend in this business, he will never give up and if I were the Rock I’d remember that going in to money in the bank.
Kennedy is pissed now as he slams his fists into the mat unable to believe he hasn’t been able to put Michaels away yet. He stands up now ready to go as he waits for Michaels to get to his feet. Once he does Kennedy goes for the Mic Check, but Michaels has the wherewithal to block it and send Kennedy off of him with repeated elbows to the side of the head. Kennedy turns and Michaels goes for Sweet Chin Music from out of nowhere, but Kennedy has it well scouted and ducks it. Michaels turns now and Kennedy lifts Michaels up onto his shoulders looking for the Green Bay Plunge. Kennedy waits to long, instead of going for it decides to taunt, it is all Michaels needs to roll off of Kennedy’s back. Kennedy goes forward without Michaels on his shoulders, he turns around to look for where Michaels went but gets Sweet Chin Music delivered directly into his face. The crowd explodes into cheers.
JR: Sweet Chin Music!
Piper: I’ve never been happier to see that move than I am right now!
Michaels falls on top of his should have been opponent to the delight of the crowd as the official begins counting.
1…
2…
3…
Here is your Winner: The Heart Break Kid Shawn Michaels!
JR: Well there you have it folks, HBK comes out on top in a war here tonight just weeks away from possibly Michaels biggest match of his career.
Piper: We had to wait an extra few weeks for this match but it was well worth the wait. Kennedy had an impressive showing, Michaels was just one second quicker and unlike the bedroom, it was a good thing for the old Heart Break Kid.
Michaels is holding his back in pain but calls for the camera to come near. He looks right at the camera. “Rock you see that. Money in the Bank, that’s your teeth being kicked down your throat.†Michaels stands and performs the legendary crotch chop to a large pop clearly telling the Rock not so subtly what he thinks of him. The official throws Michaels hand up in the air a second time as UWF Raw heads elsewhere.
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Get Well Soon Sam's Computer. I want my Champion back
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The Rock is in back when the camera approaches him but he is anticipating it as he turns around just in time.
The Most Electrifying man in UWF The Rock:
So yeah The Rock is around because The Rock knew that the people would want to know what The Rock thought about Shawn’s attack. The Rock knew that the people wanted to know about what The Rock would do to retaliate… what The Rock would have to say, would think about that sort of situation. And The Rock has to say… The Rock doesn’t think a thing about it. You see because that little cheater has to pull any and every single trick he can to try to get ahead. So he had to make sure that The Rock wasn’t paying attention when he delivered that kick because had The Rock had been aware of what was going on he would have been hit with another Rock Bottom just like he did at WrestleMania. So what is really on The Rock’s mind? Doughnuts.
Yeah that’s right The Rock said doughnuts. Because you see when you have a glazed doughnut just right, cooked to perfection and you eat it right off the line it melts in your mouth. It tastes so good that you just want to have another and soon you’re eating a dozen doughnuts without even thinking about it. You’re just thinking more and more about these doughnuts to the point that you want another dozen. But the possibility of sharing those doughnuts are slim and none mainly because… you know they are that good. So good that you want to try other types of doughnuts like the felly filled, the chocolate covered, the ones with the sprinkles on them. Those be some good doughnuts. Now The Rock knows the obvious question is this… what does all of this have to do with that DC reject Derrick Batman? Well The Rock says this… you wanna be atrocity of a Batman, you have been running your mouth signing a check your candy ass can’t check. You want to run your mouth talking about The Rock… well just know that The Rock is here… The Rock is here live and so just watch your back. The Rock has been listening to you talk all this time.
And for those few, those small small few. Those miniscule little, probably about five people that are wondering what all of this has to do with Shawn Michaels… it has nothing to do with him. Because that is what The Rock thinks about this challenge. The Rock thinks nothing about his little challenge. Thinks nothing of that guy. This is going to be The Rock’s easiest challenge that he has ever had. The Rock would have a harder time devouring a dozen freshly glazed doughnuts than battling it out with that old geezer. So The Rock has this to say… just bring it. Just bring the damn doughnuts.
The Rock turns to look back at the mirror.
The Most Electrifying man in UWF The Rock:
Now leave The Rock in peace while he continues to look at the most electrifying man in the UWF today.
Whoa oh
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Cody Rhodes music hits, and he emerges on stage with a serious look on his face. He begins to walk down the ramp his face never changing.
Cody Rhodes walks up the steps, the look on his face remaining the same as he steps into the ring. Cody gets a microphone and stands in the middle of the ring, his music fades off and he raises his mic up but doesn't say anything, he lowers it and looks around for a moment. He raises it once more as he looks down, he begins to speak in a monotone serious voice.
Cody Rhodes:
It’s been over a week since I lost the UWF Championship, and it’s the talk of the town. A lot of people have mentioned it, superstars and fans alike, everyone in Raw Money in the Bank match jumped right on it, people I haven’t even faced one on one in this ring yet ad I have no prior qualms with…decided that they should talk about what happened. It seems everyone is talking about it, except for the man everyone expected to be…me. I know what was expected of me, People thought I was going to show up on Raw and yell into a microphone about my misgivings, that I was going to attack someone without reason, that I was going to go crazy. But when I showed up on Raw last week, I didn’t…feel like doing any of that…I didn’t even feel like being there. In fact I don’t even feel like being here tonight, because when I went home that night I just…didn’t feel anything. It made so many thoughts run through my mind that it’s overwhelmed me to the point that I’m unsure on what to do next, so much so that it’s made me consider doing nothing at all and leaving this company.
Cody looks down at the floor, contemplating his options. He looks around at the audience with a sad tint in his eye, suddenly “American Dream†plays over the P.A, as the sound of a cowbell plays the crowd stand up as Cody looks off in the distance still as if he doesn’t hear anything his mind elsewhere.
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The crowd first stand up just to see if it really is who the theme indicates, but they bust out in cheers once the man himself walks out on stage. Dusty Rhodes comes out on stage and looks around, he can’t help but have a smile on his face as he sees the crowd cheer him after such a long time.
But the smile turns into a look of concern when he looks in the ring, meanwhile Cody Rhodes attention has finally turned over to the stage seeing Dusty with a quick look of surprise as if not even knowing he was coming out from the music. Dusty walks down the ramp making his way to the ring, he steps up the steel stairs and steps into the ring as Cody takes a step back not sure on how to react. Dusty gets a microphone as Cody looks at him with a look of “what are you doing here?â€
Dusty Rhodes:
I apologize for interrupting you and coming in on your time to talk to these people, but I have been calling your phone and leaving you messages and it seems I can’t get a hold of you. And I needed to do so because I’ve seen that you need to get a hold of yourself
Cody Rhodes: Dad, this does not concern you.
Dusty Rhodes: no no that’s where you’re wrong, because this concerns me very much. Ya see your brother and I, we’ve kept ourselves separate before during some hard times, some rough patches if you will, but now we are doing very well and I get calls up from him all the time like when he made a return and teamed with ole Mick for a time. And he called when he decided to try and help out this business that’s given our family so so much, by going backstage and helpin’ the new batch of talent that walks through the doors. But the most recent call was of concern, a concern I myself have had ever since I’ve been watching you on a whole nother network and company. Son back in the U dubya A I tuned in and saw you become Dashin, I saw you come into this ring with people like Ric Flair who I know dearly and I seen you talk down to them because you saw yourself as the future. But I smiled because I knew you were gettin’ things done your way, and you became their first World champion. Sadly that business went down, and I felt so bad because such a talented young athlete had no stage to perform, that’s when my prayers were answered and you were signed to UCdubya.
Some in the crowd pop for memories of the old company, as Dusty gets closer to Cody and puts his hand on his shoulder.
And I saw you attack Mr. Macman, a man who allowed me to have fun whenever I came to his program after spending so long worried about bein the main event. But you did this to gain attention, to get people talkin bout you, and that’s when you became the UCdubya champion. And just like in UdubyaA, as quickly as that moment came it went away just as quick when Punk cashed in on ya. I saw ya put on a mask, cover ya face and talk about people screwin you over. Here in U Dubya Eff, ya became the first Worlds champion which no body can take away from you. But when you won it, you got yourself injured and you were given your walking papers. This company, it allowed you to come back, and you joined up with n dubya o. Now I myself was a part of this lil group back in my day so I convinced myself it was for the best, y’all went on to become a United States champion, and a U dubya eff champion not once but twice, and you’ve been in the ring starin’ across the best in the business and ya showed you belonged in there with them. But along the way, ya changed your mindset you lost your focus or better yet your focus lost you because you’re so worried about this and that, about being the best, that if you lose one match you think the whole worlds gone out to get ya. I convinced myself that you was doin things your way and I supported everything you did cause you’re my son, but when I tuned in to Wrestlemania to watch my son headline the night, I saw you disrespect your brother and disrespect our name.
Cody Rhodes: So, what? Are you here to tell me you’re “disappointed†in me? I’m not 8 years old anymore, you can’t just come out-
Dusty Rhodes: Now listen here, I ain’t saying anything like that. I ain’t disappointed in ya, no no the opposite son I’m proud of ya. I’m not proud of what you say, or the way you do some things, but what you accomplished and what you have achieved for yoself I’m the proudest father there could ever be. I’s just mad at myself for takin so long to see I shoulda talked to you about all this sooner, you’re my boy and whatever decisions you make right or wrong I will be with you for. But that don’t mean I'm going to just sit back and watch you drive yourself mental and disrespect people, because I know what is runnin’ through yo mind. You want to be the best, you got that drive that desire, and you got the talent to accomplish that but you’re so obsessed wit it that it’s gotten to yo head son. If you lose, it’s the whole worlds fault, but I’m here to let you know son the whole worlds not against you, your brother and I we’re not against you. In this business my grand moment was holdin up the worlds heavyweight championship, that is until you held up your own worlds heavyweight championship. You and your brothers accomplishments, well they mean more to me than anythin I ever did, truly I’m proud of ya son. But you need to know that, you don’t need to be that champion, You held it and you’ll hold it again, but when you’re not holding it is when you gotta work hard and still come out here and be the best you can be. But most important of all son, you gots to enjoy what your doin, when we talked about you comin into this business we talked about that and you loved the business. But now you talk about destroying this company that’s given you a platform to perform on, a spotlight to shine down on ya. You walk out here looking like you want to just give it up, cause ya lost the strap. Well son we are all going to lose it some time, it’s what you do after you get beat that shows how good you really are. you don’t got to worry about always bein champion, always being the main event. That’s why I’m here, You need to calm yourself down and stop worrying about all these little things and stop blaming the people in charge or all these people sitting here because they are the reason we’re all here. Cause if ya keep going the way you’re going right now, we gonna need a straightjacket for ya.
The crowd rustle as Cody Rhodes looks down at the floor
Dusty Rhodes: Now I’m not tryin to tell ya to stop trying, I’m tryin’ to teach you that you can enjoy yourself in this ring without having the Worlds heavyweight title on the line. So I’ve been callin you to tell you all this, but just sayin’ all that ain’t enough. Which is why son, I’d like to offer to become your manager, so that I can help ya manage your life and career better. I don’t want my son becoming crazy on account of the business that brought me such joy, So Cody…will you allow me to help you?
Dusty extends his hand out, Cody looks down at it. Some in the crowd clap as Dusty looks Cody straight in the eye, while Cody looks around as if not knowing what to say. He raises his mic, opening his mouth to say something but stopping as if struggling to say anything. He then steps right in front of Dusty holding the mic up.
Cody Rhodes: To you, I have only one…one thing to say.
Cody lowers his mic for a moment as the crowd stand up, Cody’s earlier emotionless face has faded into anger even in the face of his father. He raises the mic again.
Cody Rhodes: I’m…I’m Sorry.
The crowd clap and Cody looks down, he lifts his open hand up and Dusty takes it as they shake hands. Dusty pulls him in for a hug and the crowd cheer the father son reunion, as they separate Dusty holds up Codys hand in the air with a big smile on his face. Cody looks around as he looks at reaction from the crowd with a look of confusion.
Ding Ding Ding
Justin Roberts: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first in the ring, being accompanied to the ring by his father Dusty, Cody Rhodes!
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Far From Over by Rev Theory, the theme that always represented Wade Barrett as an Emperor plays, as Wade Barrett walks from the back, wearing his signature black coat with a rose in one of the pockets, as the fans boo him.
And with a pretty serious face, he walks slowly to the ring. However, he stops before the ring and looks at a beautiful girl in her mid-twenties. He takes the rose from his pockets, smells it, smiles cockily and gives the rose to the girl, who's visibly charmed. However, the crowd still keeps booing Barrett. He takes off the coat and throws it at the innocent officials around the ring. He turns and with a smug look on his face prepares for the bell to ring.
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Ding Ding Ding
JR: That Wade Barrett is a disgusting human being, coming out here and interrupting the tender moment we just saw between father and son.
Piper: I don’t know if I would call what we just saw transpire in the ring tender JR. And besides it is time for these two to do battle inside the squared circle.
The bell rings and immediately Rhodes and Barrett tie up in the center of the ring in an elbow to collar tie up. Barrett might be overcompensating a little too much tonight as he throws everything into it, something a multi-time World Champion like Cody Rhodes merely uses to his advantage by throwing Barrett into a headlock. Rhodes takes Barrett down to the mat with a headlock takedown clearly showing his edge. The two former UWF Champions pause but a moment before Rhodes calls surprisingly for a test of strength, but Barrett responds by nailing a sharp kick into the gut of the former UWF Champion. Barrett quickly uses the opening to quickly wrap Rhodes up from behind, but again Rhodes shows how outclassed Barrett is in this match by driving an elbow into the side of Barrett’s head, before performing a snapmare takedown. Barrett finds himself in a seated position and Rhodes takes advantage by delivering a sharp kick right into the spine of the Emperor.
JR: Cody Rhodes showing his clear experience edge in this match but let’s not forget, Barrett has a UWF Championship reign under his belt Hot Rod, but to even try and compare these two men would be like trying to compare apples to oranges.
Piper: That was a lifetime ago JR. Not to mention a completely different Barrett. This new Emperor has a lot to show before he can be considered anywhere near the likes of what the Old Barrett did.
JR: Jeez Roddy, you are acting like they were two completely different people.
Dusty on the outside can be heard telling Cody he doesn’t need dirty tricks to win, and he can win straight up. Rhodes of course is still thinking heavily on the shame he suffered on Smackdown and proceeds to wrap his arm around the seated Barrett applying the sleeper hold. Barrett however realizes how much trouble being caught in this hold could be and immediately fights up to his feet before Rhodes has a chance to apply the hold on fully. Barrett drives Rhodes off of him with sharp elbows to the gut. Barrett turns and Rhodes goes for a shot to the face but Barrett blocks it before nailing Rhodes with an open fist of his own. Barrett now closes his fist and nails Rhodes with another shot to the forehead, followed by a second. The official, Brian Hebner, gets into the Emperor’s face but Barrett just nails Rhodes with another closed fist that sends him hanging on the ropes.
JR: I think Barrett’s one distinct advantage over the former World Champion is his brawling background. If he wants to win this match he is going to have to rely on those flying fists of his.
Piper: Stone Cold Steve Austin’s advantage over Rhodes was his fists JR, and look how it turned out for him.
Barrett fakes like he is going to slap the official before taking Rhodes and attempting to send him off of the ropes, unfortunately for Barrett, Rhodes has had plenty of time to recover and instead it is Barrett who finds himself going off the ropes. Rhodes goes for a clothesline but Barrett runs underneath it, Rhodes spins looking to connect with some high power move but is surprised when Barrett comes running back at him and drops Rhodes to the mat with a big boot. Thankfully Rhodes turned his head just in time otherwise it may have been a broken nose. The Emperor sees his chance however and goes for the cover.
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Rhodes kicks out!
Piper: Looks like Rhodes wasn’t anticipating the big boot coming from Barrett and it allowed Mr. Holier than thou to get a two count.
JR: You have to believe that is a mistake Cody Rhodes wouldn’t normally make, but with Rhodes’ questionable mind set since losing the World Title could have played a part there.
Barrett yells at the official to get on his knees quicker before he puts him there as he drags the former UWF Champion to his feet. Barrett again unleashes two hard blows to Rhode’s skull leaving Rhodes hanging once again on the ropes. Barrett goes and bounces himself off the ropes looking for another big boot, but this time Rhodes has the wherewithal to duck. The speed and momentum at which the Emperor was going causes him to go flying over the top rope, bouncing off the apron, and to the floor at ringside. Dusty applauds his sons efforts greatly as Cody shakes off the cobwebs.
Piper: Cody’s spider like sense keeps coming back and leaving again, showing once again why he is just down right F***ed in the head.
JR: I don’t know Hot Rod, I’m beginning to like this apologetic Rhodes, though I would like to see it translate to more of a respectful Rhodes.
Barrett is clearly hurting as he slides back into the ring, as he does so exposing himself to a cheap shot from his opponent, however Rhodes doesn’t take it instead allowing Barrett to get to his feet. Once Barrett gets to his feet only then does Rhodes go after him. It costs Rhodes as Barrett reaches out and rakes the eyes of the former dashing one. Temporarily blinded Barrett sends Rhodes hard into the corner, before following attempting to connect with a clothesline. The former UWF Champion however wrote the book on dirty and is able to move out of the way forcing Barrett to crash and burn in the corner. Rhodes wastes no time as he quickly grabs Barrett and brings him down hard to the mat with a bulldog. Rhodes makes the cover to the delight of his father.
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Barrett kicks out.
JR: Rhodes again showing Barrett his experience advantage, even while blinded he had Barrett scouted well enough to know what he was going to do in order so he could hit the bulldog.
Piper: Cody Rhodes father Dusty was one of the men that wrote the book on how to wrestle, it should come as no surprise Cody has mastered it.
Cody gets up wiping the water out from around his eyes. Barrett hasn’t moved and continues to lay there as Rhodes begins getting a crazed look in his eyes. Rhodes looks down at the knee brace on his leg and a smile begins to form. The crowd lets off a mixed reaction.
Piper: Oh yes! The Maniac known as Cody Rhodes is about to show his true colors here!
Dusty, knowing what his son is thinking, leaps up onto the apron and begins yelling to Cody. “No! No! No! You don’t need to do this!†Rhodes looks at his father and his face immediately changes back to the normal almost apathetic look. “That’s right son. You’re the son of the American Dream you don’t need to use the knee brace!†Cody nods his head agreeing with his father, however Barrett had been playing possum hoping Rhodes would have injured himself trying to go for a knee drop, instead he rolls up the former World Champion.
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3. NO!
Rhodes gets out of the roll up as quickly as he can, but Barrett is on his feet first and is able to meet Rhodes with a sharp knee to the gut. Rhodes has the air temporarily knocked out of him as he staggers away from Barrett, unfortunately he hasn’t recovered as he turns back, making it easy work for Barrett to lift Rhodes up and connect with the Winds of change. The crowd begins to boo loudly as Barrett goes for the cover.
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3. NO!
Rhodes gets the shoulder up.
Barrett slams his hands into the mat unable to believe he wasn’t able to get Rhodes there. Barrett looks around the ring for ideas on what to do next and once he finds what he is looking for gets immediately up to his feet and heads to the corner where he begins undoing the top turnbuckle.
JR: And while Rhodes seems to be wanting to be noble here, Barrett clearly could careless as he is now beginning to undo the top turnbuckle.
Piper: That padding is there for a reason that is nothing but damn metal underneath.
Barrett finishes and gets between the corner and the official so the official cannot fix Barrett’s work. The Emperor has a sly grin on his face as he sees Rhodes using the ropes to get to his feet. Despite the cries of Dusty on the outside Rhodes continues to get to a vertical basis as Barrett begins slapping his elbow calling for the Bull Hammer. Rhodes gets to his feet and spins around and Barrett goes for his elbow smash, but whiffs completely as Rhodes has managed to move out of the way. The place explodes as Barrett turns around and Rhodes lifts him up into the air in position for the Double Leg slam and after a moment sends Barrett to the mat with the bone jarring slam. Dusty and the crowd are now cheering, yes cheering, for Rhodes as he goes for the victory.
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Barrett gets a shoulder up and the place let out a sigh of disbelief.
JR: Barrett kicked out of the double leg slam, and that is no easy feat. That move has won Cody Rhodes many match ups in his young career.
Piper: Rhodes may need to find his inner psycho here if he intends to put Barrett away for good.
Rhodes gets up to his feet and listens to the crowd who has now begun a Rhodes chant. Dusty stands on the outside acting as conductor trying to show his son there is indeed another way of doing things. Rhodes gets a smile on his face before he turns and sees the exposed turnbuckle. His face immediately turns to one of uncontrollable rage.
Piper: I think Rhodes just found the present Wade Barrett was going to give him earlier. And now you can see all the therapy Dusty has tried here tonight is about to go out the window.
Cody turns and brings Barrett to his feet. Barrett looks a lot worse for wear as Rhodes looks at him and then at the turnbuckle. Rhodes looks like he is going to snap as he prepares to send Barrett head first into the exposed turnbuckle.
JR: No Cody, don’t do this! You don’t need to do this!
Rhodes rushes hard towards the turnbuckle with Barrett in tow, but before he can get there Dusty hops up again on the apron and throws up his arms. “Don’t do it!†Rhodes puts on the breaks just in time and the crowd cheers as again Rhodes has listened to his father and seen the light. Of course the hesitation has cost him as Barrett uses his strength to shove Rhodes hard into Dusty. Dusty goes flying off the apron and to the floor but it is what happens to Cody that gets the place in an uproar. Barrett has managed to take the stunned Rhodes and put him up on his shoulders and with the strength only the Emperor of the UWF could have slams Rhodes to the mat with the Wasteland.
JR: Oh good God. Barrett just hit the Wasteland we are about to witness an upset here.
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Piper: The Emperor is going to be unbearable after this.
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JR: Come on Rhodes kick out!
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NO!
Rhodes gets the shoulder up as if willed by the people as the fans go nuts. Barrett sits up holding his head unable to believe it.
Piper: Oh thank god! If I had to hear that awful English accent of Barrett’s drone on about this win for the next ever I’d have to hang myself.
JR: Barrett’s face tells the story here, Cody Rhodes is one of if not the best superstar I’ve ever seen.
Barrett is now seething with frustration as he slides out of the ring and immediately yells before throwing Justin Roberts off of his chair at ring side. Barrett immediately grabs and folds the steel chair before heading back into the ring.
JR: And Barrett now realizing he doesn’t stand a chance, carrying that chair into the ring to do god knows what with it.
Piper: This is the case of all dictators JR, they don’t have the strength or resolve to do it themselves and have to rely on other things to get the job done.
Barrett stands in the ring and slams the chair down to the mat as he waits for Rhodes to get to his feet. Rhodes struggles but manages as Barrett lifts up the chair looking to connect with Rhodes spine, but Rhodes has not held the UWF Championship a record 167 days total for nothing as he comes up and surprises Barrett by driving a big right hand into Barrett’s gut. Barrett drops the chair and Rhodes surprises everyone by his next move, delivering the Bionic Elbow right into the head of Barrett!
JR: Rhodes just used his father’s bionic elbow to knock Barrett to the mat there, this is certainly not the Cody Rhodes we are used too.
Piper: Oh man, what a devastating move. I wish the viewers could see my eyes rolling into the back of my head!
Rhodes immediately picks up the chair out of habit and the crowd pop as it looks like Rhodes may use it here. But this time however Rhodes looks at it and without his father having to tell him so, realizes it is wrong and tosses the chair away. Barrett is still getting to his feet and so Rhodes waits before heading over to the turnbuckle and hops up to the top rope before turning, going for the Beautiful Disaster! The crowd can’t wait to see it connect, but it DOESN’T! Barrett manages to duck it and Rhodes goes ass first into the mat. He shoots up in pain and it is a deadly mistake as Barrett sees his opening and takes it, connecting with Bull Hammer onto the prone former World Champion. The entire arena explodes into boos as Barrett goes for the cover.
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Here is your winner: The Emperor of UWF: Wade Barrett!
JR: Bah Gawd! I’m in shock.
The entire arena is in shock as Barrett gets up to his feet and immediately yells at the official to raise his hand. The official does so but only after Barrett shoves the official down to the mat hard.
Piper: Cody Rhodes, dare I say it, fought honorably, and it cost him the match! I think this is going to really hurt old Dusty trying to teach his son respect.
Dusty has slid into the ring now and begins checking on his son who is clearly a little woozy by getting nailed by the Bull Hammer. Barrett is standing tall when he notices his ring is not his own. Oh no, instead there is a peasant in his ring. He walks over to Dusty Rhodes and grabs him, forcing the crowd to begin to boo real loudly at how Barrett is treating a legend of the business. “Bow before your Emperor!†Barrett tells Dusty as he has him trapped in the corner. Dusty however will not, and his response is to slap the taste right out of Barrett’s mouth.
JR: Wade Barrett getting a bit too big for his britches there maybe as he just put his face into the presence of a legend.
Piper: Uh oh I don’t like this one bit!
Barrett looks pissed as he takes a swing at Dusty but the legend is able to move out of the way, Barrett turns around and Dusty unleashes his legendary bionic elbow into Barrett’s skull. But the years have made Dusty weaker and the elbow has little to no effect on the Emperor who wipes saliva off his face. Dusty finds himself now trapped in the opposite corner of the ring as Barrett closes in. “I sense rebellion, rebellion will be squashed!â€
Piper: Dusty is playing with fire, and now he’s going to be ancient Rome and get burned big time!
Barrett puts his hands on Dusty and prepares to do horrible things to him, that is until he feels someone tapping him on the shoulder. He turns around to see Cody with a look of anger in his eyes and Cody nails Barrett hard with a big right hand that knocks Barrett onto his ass. The crowd explode as Barrett gets up to his feet and Rhodes grabs him and sets him up for the Cross Rhodes.
JR: Yes! Yes! Yes! Do it to the bastard!
Rhodes does as JR asks and sends Barrett to the mat with a bone jarring cross Rhodes to which a massive pop lets out! The music of Cody Rhodes begins playing as Rhodes checks up on his father.
JR: Cody Rhodes might have lost the match, but I would certainly call him a winner tonight. He won over both his father and the UWF Universe here tonight.
Piper: Well I don’t know, it will still show up as a loss in the W/L column at the end of the month, but if I know Rhodes he’ll be sure to bounce back from this.
You wouldn’t think Rhodes lost the match at all by the reaction he was getting from the crowd. His father Dusty gives him a hug before throwing up Cody’s arm in the air. The fans show their appreciation for this new Cody as UWF Raw heads to a close.
End of Show
Credits:
Promos: The TTers
Christian/AJ: Chriss
Everything else: SBS
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