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UWF Bad Blood: Santino Marella vs. Goldberg
The crowd are buzzing after hearing people's thoughts on their matches for Halloween Havok, but the crowd erupt into cheers as soon as a familiar theme song plays.
By the entrance stage is no other than Santino Marella who power-walks his way down the entrance ramp as he goes towards the commentary table where he is given a microphone. Santino then gets up on the steel steps as he enters the ring.
Santino Marella: I cannot a-believings this! My very first-a wrestlings match here in the Oo-Dub-le-Eff! This is-a amazings, my momma, my Nonna, oh my big-a Italian families will be a-so very proud of me! You see, I have been lookings for Mister Roman, but I see this-a not a trick, this-a treatings! Why? Because I, Santino Marella will be fightings! So a-many Zombies and man wearing very ugly make-ups and trying to lookings like a Lady Gaga or a-Nicki Minaj'y, they will have somebody to fightings the crime. Santino will be a fightings at a-Halloween Havok, I will removings the ugly that I have been seeing a-latelies. But not to worryings because you peoples are not-a ugly, we are in the beautiful city of Seattle! But this-a doings my head in, because I have been wantings something that I cannot seem to be gettings, but at last I havings a match! A match! Oh! I am so-a very happy! Nobody seems to be understandings how excited I am! I feel like a eight year old kid going into the candy store! They have many lollies, oh yes! My amazing skills has finally given me what I wantings, a debut in the city of Seattle and fightings a very big man, a man who sayings he destroyings people but fortunately for Mr. Gillberg he has been a fightings, Gillberg has findings a win at last week, he beatings the Chocolate of Sexual Feelings Mark Henry. But-a Mr. Gillberg is not a very funny like me, Mr. Gillberg is a very skinny boy with-a no muscles like-a me! I thinkings he may have to be goings to a gym! Work out, work out!
A ring technician is shaking his head, Santino sees this. The technician steps into the ring.
Ring Technician: I hate to tell you Santino but it's not Gillberg, it's GOLDBERG.
Santino looks in absolute shock. He stammers for a second...
Santino Marella: U-uh-uh-uh...
Santino then laughs thinking it's a joke.
Gold Burgers? Oh Ha-ha! You-a very funny man, I do not knowings your name but you can'na gettings out of my ring right now because I am a speakings! I do not like it when peoples interupptings my stories! But a-ha, it must-a be true, the man who sayings Who's Next? That's a very annoying catch-a-phrasings if you askings me. Because when a man has a name of Gold Burgers, I cannot-a takings it so seriously, I cannot-a be knowings why they calling him a Gold Burgers, why do you not calling yourselfs a Chicken Burger? It's-a much easier, you makings it very hard for the peoples! Why do you not thinkings of the Children, they will thinkings you-a food like Mark-a Henry did last week. But unfortunately Mark-a Henry was very full he couldn't be eatings, so he havings a sleep this-a how you winning! There's somethings you do not-a knowings Mr. Chicken Burger, there's-a snake, he's-a hungry, he needing some food. His name is Cobra, a snake likes to eating it's food; so you best-a be very nice to Cobra because he is-a hungry for your Chicken Burgers! Will you-a deliverings the Chicken Burger for Cobra? Because I do not like a trickings at Halloween, I much-a preferrings a treatings. But make-a sure you bringings me the pizza eh?, Santino likes a-Pizza. But Santino does not likings a Gillberg or a Chicken Burger; I wantings my Pepperoni Pizza, so comings Halloween. I do not-a having to dressing ups, I do not likings make-up or faking my looks; I am just me, Santino Marella. So children, do not coming knockings on my door. My Cobra will too busy eating Chicken Burgers and I, I'll be enjoyings my pizza but if you are a female, you are-a welcomings to knocking on my door because we will havings a lovely treatings!
The Ring Technician then laughs as he has a microphone in his hand.
Ring Technician: Bad Blood, not Halloween Havok Santino.
Santino Marella: Mamma Mia! I don'ts-a need yous tellings me which-a Pay-Per-Viewings this is! It don't-a matterings anyways. Bad Blood or Halloween Havok, I still sayings I'll be in for a treatings!
By the entrance stage is no other than Santino Marella who power-walks his way down the entrance ramp as he goes towards the commentary table where he is given a microphone. Santino then gets up on the steel steps as he enters the ring.
Santino Marella: I cannot a-believings this! My very first-a wrestlings match here in the Oo-Dub-le-Eff! This is-a amazings, my momma, my Nonna, oh my big-a Italian families will be a-so very proud of me! You see, I have been lookings for Mister Roman, but I see this-a not a trick, this-a treatings! Why? Because I, Santino Marella will be fightings! So a-many Zombies and man wearing very ugly make-ups and trying to lookings like a Lady Gaga or a-Nicki Minaj'y, they will have somebody to fightings the crime. Santino will be a fightings at a-Halloween Havok, I will removings the ugly that I have been seeing a-latelies. But not to worryings because you peoples are not-a ugly, we are in the beautiful city of Seattle! But this-a doings my head in, because I have been wantings something that I cannot seem to be gettings, but at last I havings a match! A match! Oh! I am so-a very happy! Nobody seems to be understandings how excited I am! I feel like a eight year old kid going into the candy store! They have many lollies, oh yes! My amazing skills has finally given me what I wantings, a debut in the city of Seattle and fightings a very big man, a man who sayings he destroyings people but fortunately for Mr. Gillberg he has been a fightings, Gillberg has findings a win at last week, he beatings the Chocolate of Sexual Feelings Mark Henry. But-a Mr. Gillberg is not a very funny like me, Mr. Gillberg is a very skinny boy with-a no muscles like-a me! I thinkings he may have to be goings to a gym! Work out, work out!
A ring technician is shaking his head, Santino sees this. The technician steps into the ring.
Ring Technician: I hate to tell you Santino but it's not Gillberg, it's GOLDBERG.
Santino looks in absolute shock. He stammers for a second...
Santino Marella: U-uh-uh-uh...
Santino then laughs thinking it's a joke.
Gold Burgers? Oh Ha-ha! You-a very funny man, I do not knowings your name but you can'na gettings out of my ring right now because I am a speakings! I do not like it when peoples interupptings my stories! But a-ha, it must-a be true, the man who sayings Who's Next? That's a very annoying catch-a-phrasings if you askings me. Because when a man has a name of Gold Burgers, I cannot-a takings it so seriously, I cannot-a be knowings why they calling him a Gold Burgers, why do you not calling yourselfs a Chicken Burger? It's-a much easier, you makings it very hard for the peoples! Why do you not thinkings of the Children, they will thinkings you-a food like Mark-a Henry did last week. But unfortunately Mark-a Henry was very full he couldn't be eatings, so he havings a sleep this-a how you winning! There's somethings you do not-a knowings Mr. Chicken Burger, there's-a snake, he's-a hungry, he needing some food. His name is Cobra, a snake likes to eating it's food; so you best-a be very nice to Cobra because he is-a hungry for your Chicken Burgers! Will you-a deliverings the Chicken Burger for Cobra? Because I do not like a trickings at Halloween, I much-a preferrings a treatings. But make-a sure you bringings me the pizza eh?, Santino likes a-Pizza. But Santino does not likings a Gillberg or a Chicken Burger; I wantings my Pepperoni Pizza, so comings Halloween. I do not-a having to dressing ups, I do not likings make-up or faking my looks; I am just me, Santino Marella. So children, do not coming knockings on my door. My Cobra will too busy eating Chicken Burgers and I, I'll be enjoyings my pizza but if you are a female, you are-a welcomings to knocking on my door because we will havings a lovely treatings!
The Ring Technician then laughs as he has a microphone in his hand.
Ring Technician: Bad Blood, not Halloween Havok Santino.
Santino Marella: Mamma Mia! I don'ts-a need yous tellings me which-a Pay-Per-Viewings this is! It don't-a matterings anyways. Bad Blood or Halloween Havok, I still sayings I'll be in for a treatings!
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