UWF 2012: Past Smackdown Trashtalking

[Chase]

Re: UWF Smackdown: Edge vs. Rey Mysterio

All of a sudden Rey Mysterio appears out of nowhere and he looks at Edge from the stage and he begins to speak towards Edge

Rey Mysterio: Edge it seems you and I were both on the losing end at Vengeance last Sunday. We lost and we failed to accomplish some of our goals, but it seems like we are going to be going at it this Friday on Smackdown, but Edge it seems like, and I can feel the aura in the air. I feel you're are turning to the dark side. You're pushing yourself over the edge why because of one loss Edge? So now you've snapped you're going to put me in serious pain this Friday Edge. Guess what Edge, I say bring it.

I honestly don't understand what is your deal right now Edge. You want to be successful, but instead of just doing it the fair and honest way you're deciding to snap. You're deciding by acting sadistic and sick that it will give you some competitive edge? Guess what Edge clouding your thoughts on wanting to hurt someone really doesn't end well for the sadistic mind. It ends up twisting them up almost like a wet towel. At first you're wet and very strong, someone can towel whip you and you will feel the pressure, but then you turn it and all the water comes out and it is weak. That is what hatred is Edge it is weak, you may feel strong right now. Soon though soon you will feel the weakness of it all and it will just bring you the downfall.

Rey walks down the ring as he begins to speak with Edge

Rey Mysterio: Edge why is it you must hurt me? I've done nothing to you, we were both friends I thought in this business. I thought we were one the same side about bringing justice here in the UWF, and about having fun just to wrestle again. Do you remember that? How fun wrestling is. I know you are frustrated and angry. You and I are both aware that there may be some world title stipulations on the line, but Edge the thing is don't be blinded by the gold. Just open your eyes and realize that you don't need to walk this path of evil.

Rey enters the ring and he looks at Edge face to face

Rey Mysterio: Edge I understand your frustration right now, but Edge look into my eyes. These eyes represent justice and truth, and I can see in your eyes Edge is that you are determine on revenge. Though Edge your going to be taking your revenge on the wrong person. Y.E.S is the enemy, and by you wanting to take me out. You wanting to beat me down just shows that Y.E.S is winning this war. They are playing with your mind Edge. So Edge how about this my friend. We just go out there and steal the show what do you say?

Rey extends his hand awaiting a response​

 

[Andrew]

Re: UWF Friday Night Smackdown 10/05/2012 Card*

Awesome glad. Thanks God for the extension of the show. Got a huge weekend coming up

 

[ShanegoFett]

Re: UWF Friday Night Smackdown 10/05/2012 Card*

YES! I got Killa! That'll be great.

Main event is stacked as Fuck. Y.E.S. (Sandow and DB) have been really busy lately and on a roll. Not sure who can stop them as collectively they look unbeatable after Vengeance and COC.

I think Chase and Slim could have a real chance at stealing the show as far as TTing goes.

Cant wait to see!

 

[The Hoov]

Re: UWF Friday Night Smackdown 10/05/2012 Card*

Does John Cena and Jeff Hardy stand a chance against Your Enlightened Saviors?

We shall see....

 

[Slim]

Re: UWF Friday Night Smackdown 10/05/2012 Card*

YES! I got Killa! That'll be great.

Main event is stacked as Fuck. Y.E.S. (Sandow and DB) have been really busy lately and on a roll. Not sure who can stop them as collectively they look unbeatable after Vengeance and COC.

I think Chase and Slim could have a real chance at stealing the show as far as TTing goes.

Cant wait to see!

Oh the show will be stolen. It will be stolen

 

[Lewb]

Re: UWF Friday Night Smackdown 10/05/2012 Card*

Teaming with the champ, to take on the tag champs. Nice way to ease me in guys... ya bastards haha.

 

[The Hoov]

Re: UWF Friday Night Smackdown 10/05/2012 Card*

Teaming with the champ, to take on the tag champs. Nice way to ease me in guys... ya bastards haha.

You're gonna pay for those chair shots ya' butt-munch!

 

[ShanegoFett]

UWF Smackdown 10/5 Big Show versus Dolph Ziggler

WEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL, It's the Big Show!
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"Crank it up" by Brand New Sin plays through the PA system and massively tall pyro erupts from the stage with a ruckus. Pillars of smoke bellow out from the steel and the fans give a mixed reaction for the Worlds Largest Athlete. Out from behind the curtain and the remnants of the smoke, emerges the Big Show. Dressed to compete, Big Show walks out with a purpose and stands out on the stage. He places his hands on his hips, while the fans boo and cheer him, before he makes his way towards the ramp. Show walks down the ramp more quickly than usual, and he turns the corner and stomps up the steel steps. Big Show steps over the top rope as if it were nothing, and opts to skip his typical in ring taunt. He walks over and grabs a microphone from a ring attendant, and his music is cut. Big Show waits for the crowd to quiet down before speaking.

Big Show: I'd like to take a minute to address Vengeance and what events transpired there.

Big Show looks around and seems like he is trying to collect himself

Big Show: At Vengeance, I may not have left with anything physical, but I made DAMN sure that Damien Sandow left with something extra that night!

Big Show smiles, remembering fondly about how he smashed Damiens head in with a steel chair.

Big Show: Why I did it... hell I dont actually know. Whoops. Guess I just lost it and everybody has to put up with Sandow for a bit longer. Not really my problem. I don't need something like the television title to show why I'm the most dominant Giant this business has ever seen. I don't mind the loss by disqualification, because while I walked away empty handed, Sandow was definitely humbled. He'll never admit it, but I out wrestled that worm and he knows it.

The fans react 50/50 but its not too audible as Big Show continues.

Big Show: And later that night I took out my frustrations on just about every member of that Fatal Fourway match for the World Heavyweight Championship. Especially my former "boss", Ted Dibiase Jr, and now that that guy is out of the way, I'd be damn surprised if anything stopped me from having my way on this brand. I laid out everybody, took chair shots and respective "finishing" moves from those in the ring and I was STILL standing. Nobody there can touch me, the only person that could hold me back is my own damn self. But what I showed at Vengeance is one punch can drop a champion. I'm looking at you John Cena.

Big Show turns towards the back and stares down where the locker room is located.

Big Show: Now that it's painfully obvious as to how big of a threat I am, that brings me to my next punching bag; Dolph Ziggler. I know you're new around here and thats fine. But you were given the wrong hand of cards, and you were dealt a massive challenge that is me. I've been chewing up guys like you since before you could wrestle and now you're encroaching on my space. This ring is where I'll put you in your place in your nice little debut on October 5th, Dolph. Don't get me wrong, I know you're a more than capable guy, but it's not your night. It's not your day. It's not ever going to be as long as I'm around to stomp out little fires like yourself. Things are really going well for me right now, Dolph. I mean, I punched my boss in the face and took him out of the competition. I beat the hell out of Damien Sandow and the entire main event on Smackdown. I'd say that puts your chances of beating me, slim to none. Unless I hit you with a chair like I did Sandow... That's always an option.

Big Show strokes his goatee while he's rambling on but is rudely interrupted...



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KILLA! I'm excited dude! Lets have some fun!


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[Killz]

Re: UWF Smackdown 10/5 Big Show versus Dolph Ziggler

…Here To Show The World…

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Ziggler’s music hits and he totally kills the crowds buzz. Without care however, he proceeds to his now signature moves.

In his pink ‘Show Off’ tee Dolph girates before spinning around and screaming some sort of delusional, grandeur based, self promotion at the crowd. Dolph walks down to the ring, pointing at himself and then his ‘Show Off’ tee before rolling into the ring and grabbing a microphone from ringside. He goes to speak when a hush falls over the crowd but instead runs and jumps on to the turnbuckle to showboat some more. This draws boos from the crowd and I’m sure they’d quite like to see him get laid out with a chair…

Dolph hops down and goes face to…well, face to sort of lower chest region with Big Show and there is a murmur of noise and laughter in the crowd as the difference in stature is almost alarming. Dolph noticeably gulps before regaining his composure.

Dolph Ziggler: My name is Dolph Ziggler.

The crowd instantly boo for the semi-catchphrase of old but Dolph loudly and aggressively cuts the crowd off.

YEAH YEAH boo it up marks, your jealousy rolls off me like beads of sweat of my jacked abs during a workout, or otherwise, so just shut your mouths and let the best damn entertainer in the business do his job and entertain all you wannabe…me’s!

Dolph smirks as this draws huge heat from the crowd, the usual 50/50 response for Big Show will undoubtedly, albeit briefly, be more in favour of the giant now.

Big Show, Big Show, Big Show. You’re right, I would have maybe liked a…smaller opponent shall we say for my first match here on Smackdown but if you think for even a nanosecond, if your brain can stay engaged for that long to start with, that I’m going to be leaving with anything but my first win you are SORELY mistaken. There’s a reason I’m in the ring with you Big Show and I don’t think management want their future World Champion fed to some dunce with a growing disorder before he even has a chance to get to the top, no, they put me in here with you to show what I can do. This isn’t about you Big Show, you’re MY prey on Friday night!

More laughter littered throughout the arena.

Ah laugh it up, I’m the best in the business, I’ll make believers out of you all on Friday night and then when you're trying to make a believer out of your girlfriend later than night tell her to think about me and it will all work out fine. I am THAT good.

Show doesn’t look impressed that Dolph has gone off topic towards the crowd again but Ziggler is quickly back to Show.

Look, Show, can I call you Show? Or do you have a witness protection name since you apparently ate the last crowd you performed in front of? Talking of crowds, do you know what they call me Big Show? The SHOW-OFF. That means when I come to this ring I walk better, talk better, wrestle better and simply AM better than everyone and anyone that faces me. I show-off and just like the t-shirt says, available at UWFshop.com, it’s not showing off if you can back it up and believe me I’ve got moves that will even put a giant down.

Dolph paces the ring for a second before coming back to Show more fired up.

No-one’s buying your game, your shtick, anymore Show. You’ve been beaten before and you will be beaten again. You’re living in an old era, an era where people believed the words you said, believed you were a threat but everything you say to me will change NOTHING of what’s going to happen on Friday Show. You’re just a giant, living in a fantasy world, whereas I am real. There’s a dozen giants I’ve put down before you but there’s only one HASHTAG: HEEL!

Dolph smirks and takes a few steps back from Show, inviting him to speak again.
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[The Hoov]

SD- Y.E.S. vs Cena/Hardy

YES! YES! YES!

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The crowd immediately breaks out into boos as the self-proclaimed “Best Wrestler In The World” and co-founder of YES, UWF Tag Team Champion Daniel Bryan makes his way out to ringside, banged up from his very eventful week defeating Edge at Vengeance in a Last Man Standing match and retaining his Tag Team titles with Damien Sandow against Goldust and Mankind.

Daniel climbs into the ring and demands a microphone from a ringside employee. The crowd isn't giving him much of a chance to begin speaking but he makes time himself by cutting the audience off.

Daniel Bryan: Sometimes, I wonder if the whole world is deaf. I come out to the ring, I say what I'm going to do and then the whole world acts completely shocked when I do it. It's disheartening in a way to know that when I talk it's like I'm talking to myself. Everything I have said and guaranteed I have accomplished. I said I would put Nigel in the hospital after the Great American Bash and I did it. I said Damien and I would demolish the Black and White Machines and capture the Tag Team Championships and we did. I looked those freaks Mankind and Goldust in their hideous faces and said they don't stand a chance against us and they didn't. And, folks, just what did I say about your beloved “Rated R Superstar”? I said I would be the Last Man Standing and guess who was? I'll give you a guess. He stands before you an honest man. Edge tried his hardest, and I commend him, but let's face facts here. He is not and will never be in the same league as me. I'm in a class where my peers are few and far between. Edge declares that he's done with us and that's smart because he wouldn't want to risk another neck injury that would cost him his career or even his ability to walk. Instead of rewarding us for all of our successes, oh no, our delightful general manager Nigel decides to book us in a tag team match against two people we have nothing to prove against in Jeff Hardy and John Cena.


The crowd pops at the mere mention of those two names. Daniel looks out to the crowd disgusted and vocalizes his repulsion.


Daniel Bryan: Those two parasites make me sick. One is a drug-addicted bipolar mental case and the other has read too many Superman comic books and been to one too many Boy Scout meetings. John Cena, let me be the first to congratulate you on becoming World Heavyweight Champion. Bravo, champ. Now, you're wearing the bulls-eye on your chest and believe me, everyone will be gunning for you. It's almost humorous that your first match as World Heavyweight Champion is in the ring against me. Need I remind you what happened the last time we faced off in a ring? I beat you, plain and simple. Super Cena, Never Give Up, Mr. Hustle, Loyalty and Respect fell at my feet, fell at the feet of Daniel Bryan, someone no one ever gave any credit to. Someone no one thought would make it in this industry but, as fate would have it, someone who has become a bigger star in that industry than someone who was mass-marketed and produced and hand-picked to succeed like you. This week, I have the chance to throw my name in the hat for a match against you for that World Heavyweight Championship because, in my eyes, I've more than earned it. You like to say “You want some, come get some” Well, Cena, I sure as hell want some and if you have the guts to take me up on it, Damien won't be the only double champion in UWF because that World Heavyweight Championship will be placed right where it belongs: around my waist.


The crowd hates that Bryan is calling out Cena in such a way. Bryan seems pleased with himself as he goes on to make his other point.


Daniel Bryan: And that brings me to you, Jeff.....


Bryan points to a mark on his forehead and pauses for a second before continuing.

Daniel Bryan: Do you see that mark? Jeff Hardy's actions caused that. He struck me unprovoked with a steel chair at Vengeance. Why? Because, as I said, he is a drug addict. Were you under the influence, Jeff? Were you aware you were even at a PPV event? Everyone thinks that Jeff is this enigma and can't be figured out. Jeff, I figured you out in a heartbeat. “Who Is Jeff Hardy?” Everyone asks. Jeff Hardy is a scared little boy who hides behind facades. Ever wonder why he paints his face? It's a tool he uses to mask his true self because, deep down, Jeff really does know who he is and he wants to keep all of his little fans happy and in the dark about what a ugly and vile person he truly is. You revere a man like Jeff Hardy who purposely misleads you and yet vilify me for trying to open your eyes to what's going on. It makes no sense. Jeff, when I attacked your brother, I did it to send a message to you and that message is you're not the only unpredictable element around here. I'm just as unpredictable and dangerous as you. I'd go as far to even say I trump you in that category because, we all know what you'll do in a match. Me? I'm The Best Wrestler In The World. I have billions upon billions of possibilities.


Daniel paces around the ring, still speaking as the crowd continues to boo.


Daniel Bryan: Jeff, John, you two are in for the fight of your lives. There has never been, in this promotion or any other, a more dominant team than Damien Sandow and Daniel Bryan. We've proven it time and time again and no one seems to get the point so let me say it one more time. Will we beat John Cena and Jeff Hardy and prove why we are the Best Team In The World? Simply put: Yes. Yes we will.


Daniel lowers his microphone just as....​

 

[Slim]

Re: UWF Smackdown: Edge vs. Rey Mysterio

The Rated “R” Superstar Edge:
Do you listen to yourself Rey? Because I do not believe you have heard a word you said. You think that by doing things the honest and fair way that everything is going to come? That everything is going to be handed over on a silver platter? That the world will be made right because someone decides to try to do things the “proper” way? What I’m discovering slowly but surely is that doing the right thing gets you nowhere. Doing what is right, what is proper all the time doesn’t get you anywhere. That you can behave as nice as possible and that in the end… you will still be screwed over and lose “controversially” and because of that you aren’t rewarded because you came close. You are sent back down because you lost. I didn’t come here to be going down the ladder and watch other people excel. I came back to this business because I wanted to show that I am the best. I wanted to prove to the world that there is none better than me.

The justice, the fun, that all comes and goes, but the gold is what really lasts. I’ve had my time for fun. I’ve had my time for laughs, I’ve had all of that and look at where it has got me. What do I have to show for being fair? Tell me Rey what do I have to show for doing things the right and proper way? Dignity? Self respect? Oh yeah that is going to get me somewhere. That is going to guarantee me a shot in the future because I made sure to do things right. Because I made sure to not break any rules. Because I was nice. I was so nice it became sickening. I was so nice that I would allow others to step over me and win. I was so nice that I just do what is right and soon, within the upcoming couple of years I will be rewarded while all the others that do not deserve a single shot are pushed ahead of me because the nice thing to do is to be a freakin door mat and allow everyone else to get ahead.

Edge is starting to feel fired up once again while looking at Rey continuing the conversation.

The Rated “R” Superstar Edge:
I will promise you one thing. We will indeed steal the show. We will indeed be the ones that everyone watches and wants to see. We will be the ones that people will be talking about after all is said and done but understand this Rey, YES has not one anything. They aren’t winning any sort of war over my mind. I’m determining within myself what is right. I’m finally looking to do what is right in my eyes. What is right and good for me. I’m finally understanding what it is that I must do in order to better myself. I’m looking and I see my tag partner Jeff Hardy come back and where is he? In the main event tagging with the world champion. That’s where he is and where am I? I’m in the loser’s circle. If you understood my frustration you would be with me on this but instead you are blinded by your pursuit of happiness and good will towards men. So I’ll tell you this then. If you are so determined to do the right thing… the right thing would be for you to step aside and let me do what I need to do. I haven’t turned my back. I haven’t forgotten the fans. I’m not going to extract all of my revenge on you. You are just caught in the wrong place at the wrong time and I’m not going to let up just because it is you.

I’m going to be the one that steals the show and then shows the world that there is a star out there that deserves a shot at the world title and will guarantee that if given that shot… there would be a new champion crowned. This Rated “PG” Superstar era that I’m running right now… it is about over for sure. You are just a casualty that is being caught in the wrong spot at the wrong time. And if you continue to stick around, you’ll just be a statistic added to the soon to be long list of people that will fall at my feet. So what do you have to say to that?

Edge has a strong determined look as he continues to eye down Rey as he lowers his mic.​

 

[BDC]

Re: UWF Friday Night Smackdown 10/05/2012 Card*

You will be hearing from the current King of the Matterhorn, Jeff Jarrett tonight...gonna get this party started off right!!!

 

[ShanegoFett]

Re: UWF Smackdown 10/5 Big Show versus Dolph Ziggler

Big Show looks super pissed off and irritated from every single word that Dolph Ziggler said just moments ago. Show breathes deeply and raises the microphone up to his mouth to speak.

Big Show: Let me explain something to you Dolph...

Big Show moves closer to the new superstar, looking very threatening.

Big Show: If you think for a second that you're going to waltz out of Smackdown in your debut match against me, because you have an attitude problem and "jacked abs", you should be warned that you're in for a very giant, rude awaking.

Big Show towers over Ziggler as he continues to speak down to the poor guy

Big Show: Secondly Dolph, being a show off as you put it, is a lot different than being the Big Show. What happens to show offs when they try and do stupid challenges? What happens Dolph? I'll tell you what happens; they end up getting hurt. It doesn't matter if it was by accident, or on purpose, because the bottom line is when you show off trying to make yourself the big fish in the pond, you get hurt. And judging by my track record as of late, I like to hurt people. I've really started to enjoy smacking people in the jaw and knocking them out, or throwing somebody through the spanish announce table. That Dolph, is exactly whats going to happen to a show off like you. You're going to step into this ring on Friday night and you're going to show off and try and prove to the world that you are more than just a hotshot rookie.

Big Show shakes his head side to side

Big Show: But that isn't going to happen, because I'm going to beat you into the floor, for no other reason than to shatter your debut and put a dent in your self esteem.

Big Show has taken a very violent and serious approach now, as he continues to speak

Big Show: Oh thats right though, you're not buying it. Hell, these people aren't buying it according to you. But why dont you just call Ted Dibiase on the phone. I think people tend to listen to a former World Champion when he would say, "Big Show broke my jaw and cost me my World Championship..." So why don't you Tweet that, and while you are, its come to my attention as well, that you still think you're better than me. I know you didn't say anything for the last few minutes, but I see it in your beady little eyes on your orange face. Dolph, you may think its "cute" to poke the proverbial bear right now, But I promise you wont be laughing when I knock that smile off your face. In fact, I might take it a step further, I might just go around punching everybody in the face until I get whatever it is that I want. I'll start with you, and I'll just work my way around the back knocking out punks like you that think they got something special. Maybe I'll get Sandow again, then I'll get Dean Ambrose. Perhaps I'll find my way to John Cena or Jeff Jarretts locker room and give them a beat down, just because I can.

Big Show: I can do what I want, when I want to Dolph, and you sure as hell wouldn't stop me, even if I managed to lose to you on Friday night. I'd get right back up and put you through this damn ring. Wins or losses don't stop a guy like me, whatever happens happens, but I am still going to beat you, you're just too stupid to know it. If anybody is living in a fantasy world, it's you Dolph. But just let me know when you want me to knock you back into reality because I'm not going anywhere.

Big Show lowers the microphone and scowls down at Dolph Ziggler. The crowd boos because theyre wrestling fans, as Show waits for a response.

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[BDC]

Jarrett and Bray Wyatt vs Batista and Dean Ambrose UWF Smackdown Card 10/05/12

Jeff Jarrett; King of the Mountain - YouTube

The hard rocking guitar riff announces the arrival of none other than the Smackdown European Champion, Jeff Jarrett, as the crowd jumps to their feet in a big pop! He steps out wearing the title on his waist and his white guitar in his right hand with that ‘I TOLD YOU SO’ look on his face. But the crowd doesn’t seem to mind his cocky mood as he is quickly becoming a crowd favorite.

Double J wastes no time getting to the ring. Although he does pause to slap hands and speak with some of the fans. Before ascending the steel steps, he pauses in front of a group of people holding a sign that reads:

ALL HAIL, JEFF JARRETT! KING OF THE MATTERHORN!

He first points at the sign to make sure the cameras are getting it and, then, leans back, allowing the fans to embrace him. Another fan waves a sign that reads:

Double J!
Not givin’ Wyatt the time of BRAY!

After soaking up the adoration, he runs up the steps, sliding his guitar into the ring and launches himself over the top rope; landing with his arms out to accept the love of the crowd! He, then, smiles at the crowd and starts off with one of his patented struts across the ring.

Jarrett gets a microphone and calls to the crowd: I hate to say ‘I TOLD YOU SO’….nah, I don’t hate it. But, I TOLD YOU SO!!!

The crowd gives another strong pop as Jeff gives the camera that cat ate the canary grin.

Jarrett: Once again, Ole Double J has been called upon to scale the Matterhorn! To climb to new heights in this company! And, once again, he has answered the call and stands unquestionably the undisputed King of the Mountain! Nice try, Bray, just not quite good enough. But I’m sure luggin’ that ole Money in the Bank briefcase around, you can come up with a cheap replacement so that you can strut around the ring like a REAL champion. I mean, surely, those two bearded wonders can steal you a championship; seeing that you can’t seem to score one on your own.

Jarrett grins at the camera and pauses as the crowd OOOs at the insult.

Jarrett: But enough past history. Let’s talk about tonight. Oh, wait…it’s Bray again. Damn, I was SO hoping to move on to somebody a little more challenging. Hey, but there’s always the Dave and Dean show. Wait… Nah, that’s not much better. Well, it’ll be interesting at least. Ole Muscles and Psycho will work together about as well as me ole Tubby. But there’s one difference. Their team doesn’t have Ole Double J, NOW do they? So we ALL know how this is gonna end.

Jarrett begins to pace around the ring.

Jarrett: But let’s give them the respect due. Batista is a big, strappin’ tank of a man and Ambrose is about as tough as they come. But, of all the others, there seems to be something missing…

Double J pulls back his robe to show off the European title.

Jarrett smiles: Now, Bray will eventually steal him a title and Batista and Ambrose have both held titles in this company. But, as long as the KING OF THE MOUNTAIN, holds the European championship, ain’t none of’m getting’ their hands on this here title!

Suddely, the champion is interrupted…

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[Killz]

Re: UWF Smackdown 10/5 Big Show versus Dolph Ziggler

Ziggler half takes offense to one of the last sentiments from the Big Show.

Dolph Ziggler: Wins and losses don’t mean a thing…you sound like you should be arrested, not on national television every week having people mistake Smackdown for “When Whales Attack!†Show, you just don’t get it do you? No, no, you’ve HAD your turn. The only thing giant about you is how childish you are. Let ME explain something to you, capisce?

Ziggler goes to put his arm around Show, showing zero intimidation, but Show’s eyes bulge before he can land the embrace and Ziggler instead begs off.

Ok big man, you’re kind of looking angry. I guess I wouldn’t like you if you were angry and no that’s not a comic book reference because unlike you nerds I actually spent my teen years hanging out with women. Show, you’ve got to realise that management, brass, whatever you want to call them are playing you! They’re playing on your tendencies, your anger and the fact you’re a giant! Don’t understand me? Not surprising…now, be sure to follow these lips. I am better than you. When you turn up to a show catering runs scared. When I turn up to a show a photoshoot breaks out. Are you with me yet? Do you think the top guys around here would think twice about suspending you if you really went on some sort of ill-fated rampage? Of course they wouldn’t. There are guys like you are hanging out at every gym in the country trying to pretend they’re just “big boned†UWF could sign…

Dolph takes a few steps back after the jab at Show’s size and smirks.

Let me put it this way, if you HURT me in any unsanctioned way or with a closed fist, absolutely against the rules by the way, I would be filing a complaint faster than you can get out of this ring! Which as it happens isn’t that quickly but you get my point and no, that’s not because I’m scared of you Big Show, it’s because you’re a liability. Do you ever think there’s a reason you can’t stay at the top, in the big time, at the big dance for longer than a second? People don’t like you. Big cheesey grin or weapon of mass destruction, people hate you. You’re dangerous and clumsy for one but more than that you’re…you’re…you are boring. You are slow. You are past your best, beyond your sell by date, a relic, a fossil, a memory, a footnote in the annals of giant competitors. Now compare yourself to me. Practically an amateur wrestling LEGEND and the best competitor this company has ever seen be it in terms of charisma, athleticism or just the fact that I look this damn good. Who do you think they’re planning to send to the moon and back? Exactly.

Dolph wags his finger as if he’s thought of something else

Now, onto our actual match. See, all your threats are meaningless to me. That’s not to say I was listening or know what you said because you practically bored me to sleep but they’re meaningless anyway. Let me explain what’s ACTUALLY going to happen in our match. I’ll go slowly so you can keep up, don’t worry. I am going to walk down to this ring to my music and watch the flashbulbs go off and the women blush because showoffs like to do it in front of a crowd!...then I’m going to put you to sleep and prove why it’s finally MY TIME because for every giant and every veteran that has stood and told me I couldn’t cut it or that I wasn’t good enough or even that I couldn’t beat them down, well, there are the same number of veterans and giant just lying in my wake and I am here to make sure that by the time people have taken their jaws off the floor or their eyes off my abs I am the one stood tall, stood amongst the wreckage, stood as the best, the one, the only, the showoff because I’ll tell you one thing for free Show…*deep inhalation*…I am just SO DAMN SICK…of being so damn sick.
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OOC - Ouchhh really feeling that last one. Testing out colours atm btw so apologies for the change Enjoying this, as ever, man!