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Re: UWF Vengeance TT - Last Man Standing Match - Daniel Bryan v. Edge
Edge seems perplexed and confused after Bryan’s latest speech. He starts to talk but still can’t say anything yet as he runs his hand through his hair… almost out of frustration before he finally seems to have enough composure to raise the mic.
The Rated “R” Superstar” Edge:
I’m just curious are you really as dumb as you sound? Is this all a façade? Am I being punked here? Is this really a joke? I’m… I’m not understanding this. You make some idiotic claim and so I show you how idiotic it is and you act like I’m stooping? You made the challenge and so I showed you how easy it was and you act like now this is so childish that you have to stoop to my level? Oh no. And not only that but you act as if overrated is a big word. If that is a big word to you… then you are truly, what we call an ignoramus. You display every trait of what that is to perfection but then again I wouldn’t expect you to know what that word means. Because it is too long… I think that was what you used as a measuring stick right? But not only that but to question my legitimacy? Are you… the one that has done nothing his entire career but ride coattail after coattail to get where he is today… questioning whether I have earned my way to the top? Yeah Daniel “Ignoramus” Bryan… fits you perfectly.
Because understand this kid, I have not had to ride anybody to get where I am. I’ve gotten on some crazy rides… like Lita… I mean man what a ride that was… sorry Matt. But I’ve done that. But what I am saying is that I don’t need anybody to get where I am. The ONLY reason you are even going to be stepping in the ring against the likes of me is because of your association with your group. If you were on your own you would be floundering around with Zach Ryder looking for long island iced tea in Jersey or something. I EARNED my spot in the SummerSlam main event. I EARNED my spot in this match on my OWN merits and work ethic. YOU have only managed to get a championship because your partner is that much more accomplished than you. YOU only managed to make it where you are now because your partner is that much more talented than you and the new acquisition to your team is that much more noticeable than you. You are without a doubt the weakest link and for you to continue in this delusional state is beyond insulting to me and the rest of the UWF roster. To the fans out in attendance that have to deal with this mindless dribble that has the stench of the foulest shit… is deplorable and that is even putting it nicely.
You can sense Edge I starting to get in that mode as he isn’t letting up one bit.
The Rated “R” Superstar” Edge:
But oh no we are nowhere near done yet because not only that but you actually had the balls to say that I fear you? I… Edge… fear some little pissant piece of monkey crap that looks like some goat that mated with an ugly stick and botched the abortion? I fear you? I fear what you can do? I could careless what you can do because I know that you are not enough to handle what I can do in this ring. Little boy what you did in the Indies do not compare to what I’ve done worldwide. Whether it be WWE or even UCW… what I’ve done in this business far exceeds even your wildest imaginations. And bleeding all over a globe does not constitute bleeding in different continents whereas I’ve literally been all over the world and here I am in UWF looking to make my mark, looking to set records, looking to once again become world champion. And right now I have to deal with someone like you. Consider this punishment of the worst kind because you are in way over your head and the thing is… you are too dumb to even realize that. You are too dumb to realize that you are outmatched in every single way.
I look in the mirror and I see a man that is only missing one thing and that one thing is the world title. That is all that I am missing. I am called the Ultimate Opportunist because I see what nobody else sees. I see those moments, those glimmers, those mistakes no matter how minor they are and capitalize. Unlike someone like you that only knows how to see … I don’t know what the hell you see but I see everything including even the smallest of details and that is why I am the best there is. That is why I am the best that there will ever be. That is why when that bell sounds for the final time you will be left in the middle of the ring whereas I will be standing tall moving forward because someone like you is nothing to me. Someone like you… someone that has ridden coattails his entire career, someone that is only in this position right now due to the coattails that he is riding, is about to face the biggest challenge of his life and will see just how severely outmatched he is. This is pre-k vs. pro level. I’d leave that to you to decipher but I already know which you think you are. You are just that predictable Yes? Oh yes you are.
I’d look you right in the eyes and tell you how much you suck. I would look you in the eyes and tell you how you will never measure up as a man in this ring. How you are just no good… but you are too short. I would have to instead stoop down to your level as you like to say to tell you the truth. But I’m sure you aren’t deaf and can hear me quite clearly as well as everyone else when I say that you… just suck. So if you really think… if you really believe that you have everything that it takes to beat me… in the words of the Rock… just bring it bitch.
Edge has a definite look of determination as he stares down Daniel Bryan as he lowers his mic.
Edge seems perplexed and confused after Bryan’s latest speech. He starts to talk but still can’t say anything yet as he runs his hand through his hair… almost out of frustration before he finally seems to have enough composure to raise the mic.
The Rated “R” Superstar” Edge:
I’m just curious are you really as dumb as you sound? Is this all a façade? Am I being punked here? Is this really a joke? I’m… I’m not understanding this. You make some idiotic claim and so I show you how idiotic it is and you act like I’m stooping? You made the challenge and so I showed you how easy it was and you act like now this is so childish that you have to stoop to my level? Oh no. And not only that but you act as if overrated is a big word. If that is a big word to you… then you are truly, what we call an ignoramus. You display every trait of what that is to perfection but then again I wouldn’t expect you to know what that word means. Because it is too long… I think that was what you used as a measuring stick right? But not only that but to question my legitimacy? Are you… the one that has done nothing his entire career but ride coattail after coattail to get where he is today… questioning whether I have earned my way to the top? Yeah Daniel “Ignoramus” Bryan… fits you perfectly.
Because understand this kid, I have not had to ride anybody to get where I am. I’ve gotten on some crazy rides… like Lita… I mean man what a ride that was… sorry Matt. But I’ve done that. But what I am saying is that I don’t need anybody to get where I am. The ONLY reason you are even going to be stepping in the ring against the likes of me is because of your association with your group. If you were on your own you would be floundering around with Zach Ryder looking for long island iced tea in Jersey or something. I EARNED my spot in the SummerSlam main event. I EARNED my spot in this match on my OWN merits and work ethic. YOU have only managed to get a championship because your partner is that much more accomplished than you. YOU only managed to make it where you are now because your partner is that much more talented than you and the new acquisition to your team is that much more noticeable than you. You are without a doubt the weakest link and for you to continue in this delusional state is beyond insulting to me and the rest of the UWF roster. To the fans out in attendance that have to deal with this mindless dribble that has the stench of the foulest shit… is deplorable and that is even putting it nicely.
You can sense Edge I starting to get in that mode as he isn’t letting up one bit.
The Rated “R” Superstar” Edge:
But oh no we are nowhere near done yet because not only that but you actually had the balls to say that I fear you? I… Edge… fear some little pissant piece of monkey crap that looks like some goat that mated with an ugly stick and botched the abortion? I fear you? I fear what you can do? I could careless what you can do because I know that you are not enough to handle what I can do in this ring. Little boy what you did in the Indies do not compare to what I’ve done worldwide. Whether it be WWE or even UCW… what I’ve done in this business far exceeds even your wildest imaginations. And bleeding all over a globe does not constitute bleeding in different continents whereas I’ve literally been all over the world and here I am in UWF looking to make my mark, looking to set records, looking to once again become world champion. And right now I have to deal with someone like you. Consider this punishment of the worst kind because you are in way over your head and the thing is… you are too dumb to even realize that. You are too dumb to realize that you are outmatched in every single way.
I look in the mirror and I see a man that is only missing one thing and that one thing is the world title. That is all that I am missing. I am called the Ultimate Opportunist because I see what nobody else sees. I see those moments, those glimmers, those mistakes no matter how minor they are and capitalize. Unlike someone like you that only knows how to see … I don’t know what the hell you see but I see everything including even the smallest of details and that is why I am the best there is. That is why I am the best that there will ever be. That is why when that bell sounds for the final time you will be left in the middle of the ring whereas I will be standing tall moving forward because someone like you is nothing to me. Someone like you… someone that has ridden coattails his entire career, someone that is only in this position right now due to the coattails that he is riding, is about to face the biggest challenge of his life and will see just how severely outmatched he is. This is pre-k vs. pro level. I’d leave that to you to decipher but I already know which you think you are. You are just that predictable Yes? Oh yes you are.
I’d look you right in the eyes and tell you how much you suck. I would look you in the eyes and tell you how you will never measure up as a man in this ring. How you are just no good… but you are too short. I would have to instead stoop down to your level as you like to say to tell you the truth. But I’m sure you aren’t deaf and can hear me quite clearly as well as everyone else when I say that you… just suck. So if you really think… if you really believe that you have everything that it takes to beat me… in the words of the Rock… just bring it bitch.
Edge has a definite look of determination as he stares down Daniel Bryan as he lowers his mic.