UWF 2012: Past Pay-Per-View Trashtalking

[EffectsofRaven]

Re: UWF Summerslam - James Storm vs Robert Roode

Robert Roode without warning gains a crazy smile on his face and is almost seemingly about to burst into laughter as he looks up to the sky.

Wait, let me get this right before I kneel over in fits of laughter... You think I should be intimidated by you because you're American and that American's are the greatest wrestlers on the planet? I think James all that alcohol has finally turned your brain into mush, because there is not a single American wrestler who revolutionized the industry, who was a game changer, who was a great, not even Ric Flair! When you think of what changed the industry, you look an the Mexican Luchadors, when you think of the giants of the industry, you look at the French Andre the Giant or the British Big Daddy and when you think of the men who put on the greatest battles, you look at the Japanese greats such as Mitsuharu Misawa or Kenta Kobashi and then you have the greatest technical wrestler of all time, Chris Benoit and there's one more, just one, the best there ever was, Bret Hart! Both Canadians and ironically, both of them have been surpassed by another Canadian, ME, Robert Roode, the NWA World Heavyweight Champion! Who exactly have you surpassed? Scott Hall, Jake Roberts and Stone Cold Steve Austin in being the most incoherent, drunk bum in the industry, there is no bragging right in that James, and what a surprise, all of them are American? So if you want to bring my Nationality in to this, be sure you have the facts to back it up!

Annoyingly for Robert Roode, the majority of the crowd begin to chant "USA! USA! USA!" or just plain out boo, Roode, Robert Roode looks around and chuckles before staring back at his opponent.

So when you mention I repeat myself, I sure do but at the same time, James, I back myself up with FACTS, because I am smarter than you but eh, with all these fans sharing the same amount of intelligence as you, I'm not surprised I come off as an asshole! But also, that is why I mock you so brutally, James, in the an attempt to wake you up from your pathetic drunken stupor but it goes in through ear and out the other with you, James! You continuously force me to repeat myself because there is no other way to get through to you, you're like a petulant child, in fact, I just realised the root cause of all your problems, James. Your mother, must have dropped you on your head as a child and then gave you liquor instead of milk in the hope you'd turn out like her, nothing but another run of the mill hillbilly hick from down south, the kind that has incestuous relationship with their own sisters, hell I wouldn't be surprised if I found out tomorrow your wife is actually your sister.

James, I realise you're getting angry but that doesn't bother me because I know that you are taking in some of what I'm saying and hopefully soon, you'll realise that I am speaking the truth and the truth hurts but I'm going to save you James, but putting you down for good! So don't threaten with the 'ole don't tease a dog because it'll bite your hand off routine because that simply doesn't waste with me, in fact, it makes me laugh that you some how think in your brain that you some sort of threat to me! I will do anything to win, and that what's me unstoppable, that's what makes me the leader of this generation, the selfish generation; whereas you continue to clutch to your Southern beliefs and morals in a bid to stay pure and stay true; James, that isn't how this industry works, and it's certainly how UWF works! The fact of the matter is, it's a dog eat dog world out there, and I guess you could call me the 'big bad wolf' because that's what these fans think and you're nothing more than a little terrier who thinks he can play with the bigger dogs, fat chance James! Go back to the mid-card where you belong, because that's the only chance you have of winning because I am greatness and after Summerslam, I will prove why I am the leader of the Next Generation!

The fan's chanting changes to "THE NEXT GEN SUCKS! THE NEXT GEN SUCKS!" and rather than anything James Storm has said, Robert Roode gets angry with the fans.

SHUT UP! Not one of you fans would stand a chance in a UWF ring, or any ring that matter, you people are NOTHING, where as I am the IT FACTOR. I am the highest earning man in this ring, regardless of what Montel Vontavious Porter, I earn those high segment ratings which CM Punk carves but most importantly, I am a Champion, something you envy Storm! I am THE man in professional wrestling today, I have the looks, I have the charisma, I have the talent and above all else, I have class! You don't see me intoxicated in public, you don't see me threatening to kick someone's teeth down their throat, you don't see me being anything like you, James! We are worlds apart, there is only one thing that we have in common, a taste for victory but unfortunately only one of us has the ability to achieve the dizzy heights of victory, and that's me! Will ya look at that James, the truth of the matter is that, I am that cut above the rest, I am above you particularly! People talk about how to be the man, you got to beat the man and you cannot beat the man, because I am the man!

Robert Roode takes a deep breathe after his long winded response, wraps it up.

Fact is fact James and I've just proved it, so no, I will not end on a catchphrase, I'm just too eager to hear your droll once more, your attempts to twist this on me; you're pathetic attempts at completing a coherent sentence! So please James, enlighten me.​

 

[Chriss]

Re: UWF Summerslam - James Storm vs Robert Roode

The Cowboy smiles at Roodes's attempt to make him angry as he raises the mic to his mouth, scratches his beard and gives his opponent and answer.

"The Cowboy" James Storm:
Nobody can enlighten 'ya anymore. Hell, even Dalai Lama couldn't do it. Yer mind is full of nonsense, full of dirt, full of ilusions 'bout yerself. Yer the Darth Vader of pro 'rasslin. 'Ya turned into a dark persona with a blocked mind, unable ta' think clearly, unable ta' see things how they really are. But as I said, yer the Darth Vader of dis business. Although Dark Vader too deep in the darkness, he had a little bit of light in his heart which was exposed during his final battle against his son. But there is one point at which yer not exactly like Darth Vader. 'Ya don't have even a little light inside a' yer heart. I said befo' dat 'ya do but I was soooo wrong. After each word dat comes outta yer mouth, I'm startin' ta' realize there's no way back fo' 'ya. But 'ya know somethin'? Although I won't be able ta' show 'ya da' light, I will be able ta' show 'ya da' dark when I hit 'ya wit' ma' "overrated" superkick. Anyway...it's time ta' stop talkin' in dis Star Wars dialect and talk like men, shall we? 'Ya know Bobby...I heard 'ya gettin' angry wit' fans and tellin' 'em dat they couldn't make it in You Dubya Eff...I find it really funny 'cause I don't see a point in 'ya tellin' 'em such a thing. Who are 'ya ta' tell 'em? Bobby, 'ya couldn't make it in You Dubya Eff as well! Yer a part a' dis company fo' how many, three, four months now? Since yer here, 'ya keep losin' erry' single match and to be honest...I didn't see 'ya defend da' title yer holdin'...A little highlight of what happened in yer carrier dis year. 'Ya continued bein' da' single biggest coward and cheater in history of En Dubya Ay...Then 'ya joined You Dubya Eff and had absolutely no success. And I even know what's next fo' 'ya. 'Ya will keep on havin' no success, yer losin' streak will continue and when Summerslam is over and erry'body will see da' result of our match and da' headline's gon' read: "James Storm def. Robert Roode."

People in the arena cheer The Cowboy but he wants to continue so he has to calm them down.

Yer jus' like Jeff Jarrett. A man who broke thousand guitars and never drew a dime. Although he won numerous World Championships nobody ever respected him. He thought he is some kinda big shot, he thought that erry'body wishes ta' be jus' like him but da' truth is dat erry'body always hated him. Jus' like they hate 'ya. It doesn't matter if 'ya 'rassle, talk or yer jus' sittin' in da' back. Erry'body hates 'ya. Fans hate 'ya, 'Rasslers in da' back hate 'ya and they always make fun a 'ya, crew hates 'ya...ERRY'BODY HATES 'YA. 'Ya think dat da' crew treates 'ya wit' respect but they don't. They treat 'ya like dat 'cause they know yer jus' an ignorat fuck and they don't wanna make 'ya scream at 'em. When you'll be old, people will call 'ya da' man who broke thousand beer bottles and never drew a dime. 'Ya can have class and all a' dat but at dee' end of da' night, yer still jus' another man from Canada who came ta' pro 'rasslin ta' make a name fo' himself and ta' represent his country. 'Ya made yerself a name but not like 'ya wanted ta'. Honestly, who wants ta' be known as da' beer bottle smashin' guy? NOBOY! Also, da' way 'ya represent Canada sucks. I bet dat erry' single Canadian 'Rasslin' fan is not happy 'bout 'ya. Yer supposed ta' make 'em proud a' 'ya but instead of it, they are ashamed ta' admit they are from da' same country as 'ya.

People don't like the fact James Storm even mentions Canada so they give him a little mixed reaction.

Somewhere in your speech, 'ya mentioned dat we don't see 'ya intoxicated in public, we don't see 'ya try ta' kick someone's teeth down his throat and stuff like dat. We don't see like dat, do 'ya know how he don't see 'ya as well? As a man! Now I don't say dat erry' man is supposed ta' be a drinker but let's face it, drinkin' beer is not consumin' alcohol. BUT...A man is supposed ta' be a fighter. A man is supposed ta' fight fo' what's right, ta' fight fo' his friends and family but most importantly, fo' his pride and legacy he leaves this world. All a' us want ta' leave a legacy. Some do dat ba' bein' smart, ba' creatin' new technology, ba' creatin' new medicine. I chose ta' make ma' legacy ba' bein' da' best in dis business and I don't wanna do that ba' cheatin' whenever I get a chance ta'. Unlike 'ya, Bobby...I wanna do dat ba' bein' a man and ba' fightin' fo' what's right and I ain't gonna stop befo' I don't do so. I will smash erry' single rock in ma' way. I already found dat rock. Yer dat rock, Bobby and at Summerslam I will grab some ducktape, dynamite, wrap da dynamite ta' dat rock, light up da' dynamite and make dat rock explode....Ehh, nice theory with dogs right there but yer forgettin' one think. Let's say I'm a terrier, ok? Now yer da' big bad wolf who thinks he can kill da' lil' terrier really fast but jus' like 'ya, he is forgettin' one thing. A lil' terrier can have big balls as well and when da' time comes, da' lil' terrier will show da' whole world his balls, jump up, bite da' big bad wolf in his neck and put him down ta' da' ground.

No, no, no, and no. No, you'll never be a leader in dis business, 'ya couldn't make a leader at a toilet-washing team. No, yer not da' greatest champion in da' business ta'day. No, yer not intelligent and talented and finally NO...'ya ain't gon' beat me at Summerslam. 'Ya say dat at Summerslam, you'll wake me up from ma' drunker stupor. Dee' one thing 'ya don't wanna do is jus' dat. Wha'? 'Cause I'm like a sleepin' mummy. Wake me up and I'll hunt 'ya down and make 'ya disappear forever. Yes, I'm a sleepin' mummy 'ya woke up and at Summerslam dat mummy will catch yer ass. Now, do 'ya know what are 'ya? Yer a sleepin...baby. What does a baby do when 'ya wake it up? It begins ta' cry jus' like when I woke 'ya up when I made ma' You Dubya Eff debut. Since then, yer nothin' mo' than a cry baby. James Storm dis, James Storm dat, James Storm dis, James Storm dat, OOOOOH SHUT UP, BITCH! I'm always one step ahead a' 'ya. 'Ya wanna wake me up at Summerslam, I woke 'ya up three weeks ago. Now I'm one step away from door ta' success...mo' one kick than a step. At Summerslam, I'm gonna lay dat kick on yer ass and then finally there will be nothin' between me and ma' success. It's as simple as dis...At Summerslam...Da' selfish generation ends so...SORRY, ABOUT YOUR DAAAAMN LUCK!

Storm gives Roode a blown kiss, drops the mic and as his music hits the PA System, he leaves the ring.


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[Kiffy Lube]

Re: UWF TV Title Match - Triple H (c) versus Chris Hero versus Alberto Del Rio

*Time To Play The Game*

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Triple H stops on the ramp and tells the sound man to turn his song down with a short signal. HHH has had time to ponder backstage as his two opponents for SummerSlam and his new title are gossiping like school girls. It's not long before the all-mighty Triple H gets himself a microphone from some ringside assistant and begins to speak to folks.

Triple H:
I just couldn't take this anymore sitting backstage, I was just twittling my thumbs watching you two go on and on. Well... Just Alberto since he seems kind of bitter that I came out on top on SmackDown!. Chris Hero... Haven't had the chance to meet ya before. Hell before today if I saw you in the same room as me, I'd think I was in the wrong building entirely. However, I'm not sure what kind of threat you are but you damn sure better bring your elbows to the party. Now... Del Rio I didn't know what was going to happen on SD! hell I didn't even think I was in title contention yet... However as you know as well as everyone else knows that you can't just put me int that kind of situation and expect any other outcome. I've won so many titles I'd need an special accountant just to keep an up to date number of reigns I've had over the years.

Triple H paces on the ramp as Hero and Del Rio wait in the ring for what he has next to say.

Triple H:
So... now Mr. McMahon is all his infamous glory makes this encounter? A thrown together Triple Threat match to make the title I won relevant? That's fine with me but to be fair and by that I mean be fair to me. It would have been fair to just let me go out at SummerSlam and talk about my future with this coveted gold title. I don't think Del Rio deserves an opportunity and damn sure know you haven't proved anything to me yet Chris. So maybe you two should have just fought each other for maybe number 1 contendership? I don't know, I'm not the decision maker. I just see things as they lay infront of me. There is one thing that had me reeling before I came out to this stage to speak on my behalf and that is...

Triple H looks over at the fans before continuing his speech.

Triple H:
What had me reeling backstage was... It was Del Rio actually claiming he is smarter than me. I just don't see it. I hope you can rise to the occassion and prove it, though. I wouldn't want SummerSlam to feel left out and the Cerebal Assassin in me to stay at home watching sappy, love movies with Stephanie and eating bon bons. No, we can't have that. No, we just can't. So... I think Del Rio you are going to have to learn the hard way. A very hard way in fact because it's common knowledge at least by now I hope it's common knowledge that all Triple Threat matches are No DQ... well at least where I come from they are. So you won't just be stepping in the ring with THE GAME, The Cerebal Assassin, you will be stepping in the ring with the most ruthless guy you have ever seen... You don't ever give good ol' Hybrid H a reason to bring out that side of me... I just hope your cranium can handle a sledge hammer shot if it comes down to that. You hear me BOY?

Triple H looks down with a little more aggression to rise and Del Rio's seems to do the same fitting the moment.

Triple H:
Yeah, I know you heard me... I also know you pray at night to be the guy every morning that I hit the gym with. It's probably the one last step you need to be on my level. Well... I gotta tell you man that doesn't look like it's ever going to happen so you should stop getting your hopes up... That goes double for you Hero... You see the both you are looking at the very man you aim to beat this Sunday... I'm the man with the belt... I'm the man with all the upside... So take a good hard LOOK!

Trips raises his TV title for everyone to see before going on.

Triple H: At the prize, the goal, the championship you WILL never get your hands on... Yeah, it's a nice piece eye candy isn't it? Haha, see you Sunday boys!

He drops the mic as "The Game" replays over the PA system.​

 

[Prodigy]

Re: SummerSlam - DiBiase/Show vs. Cena (World Championship)

Ted shakes his head, he's really pissed off with Cena's words and is sick and tired of hearing the same old stuff. Big Show himself is shaking his head as well, and he goes to speak, but Ted cuts him off.

Ted DiBiase Jr


Show, unfortunately the only guy John Cena is going to take seriously here is myself.. This is not a knock on you, but I feel it's better if you let your actions do the talking, because the way John is underestimating you right now is quite laughable. I know for a fact that you can destroy that loser with ease, and come Sunday he's going to be wishing that he never said a bad word about you, because we'll be the ones having the last laugh.


Show acknowledges DiBiase's words, and he decides enough is enough. He drops his mic, climbs over the top rope and exits the ring, leaving Ted and Cena in the ring themselves.

Well, John, here we stand, just how you wanted it, myself and yourself one on one. Unfortunately for you, The Big Show isn't going to no show in our match, he will be there this Sunday, as will Nick Patrick, so if you want to do the obvious and take a cheap shot at me, go ahead and do it now. Of course, you wouldn't do that would you John, because you're too honorable to do such a thing aren't you? Well, maybe you aren't that honorable John, because on numerous occasions you've taken a cheap shot at not only myself, but also at Nick Patrick AND The Big Show as well. I don't know who you think you are John, and I certainly don't know what gives you the right to take these cheap shots and then claim it's okay for you to do it. To me, you're just as bad as anyone else, and I'm seriously getting sick and tired of hearing how you can do what you like and get away with it, but when anyone else does it, it's a disgrace. This is the Wrestling business John, not a ballet company, cheap shots are expected and deemed normal by the majority of people. If you can't handle being beaten up out of the blue, than you certainly won't be able to handle being the World Heavyweight Champion, because when you're the Champ it's like you have a target on your back, and EVERYONE is after you. That's the reason why I employed The Big Show John, not to help me win, but to protect me from being taken out before matches and being left at less than one hundred percent. As you know, this doesn't always work, and even with The Big Show at my side, you've managed to take me out, and I haven't got an issue with that to be honest as I do it myself, it's your obvious hypocrisy that annoys me.

Ted shakes his head as he edges ever closer to John Cena with his face redenning.


Following managements orders? Oh, that's right John, going over to RAW and making a fool out of yourself was following managements orders wasn't it? You made Smackdown look like a joke when the two brands collided a few backs, and it was left to myself and Show, as well as Damien Sandown to save everyone on this roster from looking like a joke... Yeah, that's right John, you call me a fraud, but I defended this brands backside and didn't back down like you so often claim I do. If I was the person you made me out to be, I would've backed out of that match, and Stone Cold would've become the Champion of Champions. Of course, when it comes to myself, you only see what you want to see, and even when I do something good, you turn a blind eye to it or bring negativity to it... I don't mind John, believe what you want to believe about me, continue to hate on me and trash my title reign if you want, because at the end of the day it's just more fuel to the fire for me and when it comes to the match I'll just have so much rage built up inside me from your words, that I go on a rampage and let all my anger out on you.

Ted has a little smile on his face now, a sick smile, and he steps back from John a little but keeps eyes locked with him.

John, I wonder if you'd say it was a tactical win, if someone else other than me won the title the way I ended up winning it? I doubt you would've done, because to me it seems like you're on a personal hate tangent towards me, and have been ever since I joined UWF Smackdown. It seems to me that you're jealous of what I've achieved, and instead of crediting me you do anything you can to degrade my title reign and put me down. I'm not denying anything about myself here John, I admit I haven't gone about things in the right manner, and I do a lot of things that bend the rules, but at least I a man enough to admit that. Am I going to stop what I do, just to make you happy? Of course I'm not, I will always to things MY way, and MY way is something that has worked more than your way, so why should I chance what I'm doing when it could jeopardise my title run? Also John, I don't believe for one minute that you want to win this title for the fans, so please don't give me that crap. I can hear it in your voice, and I can see it in your eyes John, it's clear to me that you don't want this title for anyone but yourself. That's right John, you want this title for your personal gain, to put you back on the map and make you relevant again because at the moment people see you as nothing more as a has been. Unfortunately for you John, I'm not budging, and no matter how hard you try to top me, I'm the future of this business and I'm here to stay!

The crowd boo's as DiBiase heads towards the ring ropes.

Face it John, your time is up, and MY TIME IS NOW! I'm not ready to drop this title at Summerslam, and I aim to become the longest reigning World Champion in the history of UWF..... Oh, and talking of history, your career will be history when I send you down Dream Street John!

Ted drops the mic and slides out of the ring as Cena looks on and the crowd boos. Cena looks confident as he does the you can't see me pose and Ted laughs at the bottom of the ramp.

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[EffectsofRaven]

Re: UWF Summerslam - James Storm vs Robert Roode

As James Storm walks up the entrance, Robert Roode gains that same smirk he had when he first got into the ring, he doesn't look at James Storm as he walks up the entrance ramp.

James, don't go now, seeing as I am Darth Vader, I have something urgent I need to tell you! I am your father, James! Bwahahaha!

Robert Robert cannot contain his laughter anymore as James Storm looks over his shoulder and snarls as Robert Roode regains his composure and walks over to the ring ropes and continues, now he's got James Storm's attention.

This it is James, after Summerslam, everything will laid to rest, and you can continue your dream that the headline will read "James Storm overcome the odds to defeat Robert Roode!" but that's what all it's going to be, a dream! You can cling to that your hopes and dreams all you want but you will never get anyways clinging to hopes and dreams, you have to go out there and make those dreams happen! And seeing as you like to mention fiction, allow me to mention some fiction, one which is fitting to us at Summerslam. I'm sure you seen the movie, The Dark Knight Rises, I had the pressure of representing UWF at the premiers in New York and one bit of that entire movie made me think our match! When the Batman and Bane fought each other and Bane broke Batman's bat; well James, the same is going to happen at Summerslam, I am going to break you and most importantly, I'm going to break your spirit! Then you will realise that I was right all this time, everything I said to you was the truth and you're gonna wish that you never came to Summerslam because it's not going to be a match, it's going to be an embarrassment! You are NOTHING more than one trick pony, and I got that one trick scouted, we're only two days away and you need to rethink your entire game plan if you even want to have a chance against me, but then again, that would require you to have a coherent thought process, it means you'll have to think and quite frankly James, there is no chance of that happen.

It's ironic that you say I don't draw a dime, yet I'm the one sent all around the world to represent this company, film premiers, TV shows, you name it, I do it for this company, where as you do nothing but show up drunk and lose a match! So when our match happens this Sunday and everyone has brought the PPV, it is because of me carrying your ass to this PPV, it'll be me who sold our match, it'll be me reaping the rewards and most importantly, Theodore Long will be begging me not to leave Raw, because once I'm gone, Raw will fall into Mediocrity! Hell, Raw will be second rate to whatever show I'm on because Theodore Long will have to rely on pathetic excuses for professional wrestlers such as yourself and Stone Cold Steve Austin and how do you know other people won't follow me in suite? What are you going to do James come this Sunday when your world collapses around you!? You are going to beg for Beer Money, Incorperated to reformed, you'll be wishing to ride my coattails once more but that isn't going to happen! It's not going to happen because I am moving onto greater things, I am moving forward, I am becoming THE man, I am going to get the recognition I deserve and most importantly, I will be appreciated as the best in this industry today, because that's what I am James. I am the best, I am a WRESTLING GOD.

Roode pauses the fans boo the living shit out Robert Roode, Robert Roode smirks though, but James Storm yells back at James Storm "Ya full of shit, Bobby!" Robert Roode chuckles and shakes his head before continuing.

Of course I am James, that's why you're the one who decided to walk away first, that's why you are the coward on the entrance ramp, while stood in this ring! It's symbolic to us, you're the one who walks away while I am the man who sticks around and proves why that I am the best, why I am the IT factor of Professional Wrestling, why I am leader of the Next Generation! Let's face it, James, I've left you in dirt, I left you to fall because I realised how much better off I am without you, how much MORE I could achieve without carrying your pathetic ass around with me! So continue to come up with your lame explanations and threat, and I'll continue to come up with stone cold facts and truths, look at who draws the most on Raw, look who is one of the highest fee earners in UWF; look who is sent all over the world, it's mean! I am tired of having to explain everything to you twice James, you really are nothing more than a child whose attempting to fit in with men! But it all stops at Summerslam and that's a promise, and I keep my promises, James, you should know that! I promised I'd help you get to the top and I did that, and now, I'm promising you that'll show you where you truly belong, at the bottom of the pile! So enjoy your last few days of being important, of being a main event because this Sunday, it really does end, EVERYTHING between US ends this Sunday.

Alll this, all these words, everything we said here will mean almost nothing when we step into that ring, the only thing which will matter is these words on Michael Cole's lips "How will James Storm beat Robert Robert?" and the answer is simple, you won't James, in fact, that is something you can bank on! I CANNOT wait for this Sunday, because this match to me is nothing more than water off a duck's back, you've been clutching at straws for weeks James and doing the same old Trick but I let you because now, I know how you're gonna attempt to wrestle me and it's going to be game over and let me spell it out for you, one final time.

James Storm turns his body completely as Robert Roode clears his throat and using his free hand pretends he's holding a gun as he finishes this intense war of words.

This Sunday, James, much like the story of old yeller, one of your favourite, I am going to take you behind the shed, or this case in that ring and I am going to...

PUT...

YOU...

DOWN!!!

Robert Roode then goes "poof!" with his hand and pretends to fire the trigger before dropping the microphone and hoisting the UWF Championship high above his head and the two into one intense stare down to end the confrontation.​

 

[Tapout]

Re: Hardcore Championship - Curt Hawkins vs. Goldust

The camera switches back over to Curt Hawkins who is backstage with Tyler Reks.

Curt Hawkins: I'm telling you man, this guy, this FREAK, literally scares the hell out of me. Not like Undertaker or Kane scare, but like, I'm almost sure he's going to try to rape me in front of the entire SummerSlam audience. I'm scared to even lock up with this guy. I am going to try everything in my power to end this match as quick as I can so I can go take a long hot shower and get the hell out of there and put this entire thing behind me for good. And I expect you to help me too. I don't bring you along with me because it makes me look better by compairson, I bring you with me because you are a pure Wrecking Machine and that is what I expect you to do. So here is your mission, OUR mission, make it out of SummerSlam with me still as Hardcore champion. By ANY means necessary. Got it? Good. Now...game plan...like I said, I really don't want to touch this Golden freak. Got any ideas?

Reks is silent.

Curt Hawkins: Oh yeah, I keep forgetting. You don't know how to talk. Well, that's okay. You don't need to talk. All you need to do is make sure I keep this belt! Ugh. I so do not look forward to this. What's up with this place any ways? I ask for competition and I get...this? While there is a huge Chamber match happening but yet I get stuck with this opponent? This is unfair treatment of the champ. That's all this is. I should be facing people like Stone Cold, CM Punk, and people like that. This...well this is just a joke! One big joke! It's the biggest Party of the Summer and the Party Starter himself gets stuck with this? I'm not going to settle with that. Goldust, we have a very big surprise for you at SummerSlam, and no, it's not what you thing. We all know that that pervy mind of yours comes up with. People will remember your name alright. But it will be only be remembered as the man that couldn't beat Curt Hawkins. And you can bet on that. ​

 

[Sam]

Re: Hardcore Championship - Curt Hawkins vs. Goldust

Goldust: "My mamma used to say that life is like a box of chocolates... you never know what you're gonna get!", Tom Hanks, Forrest Gump, 1994. That statement rings true to this day Young Curtis. Because I thought, deep down in the cockles... of my heart, that our verbal sparring had ended as it started, quick and abrupt. However your new video, with that dreadlocked deviant Tyler Reks no less, has led me to once again seek out my camera for yet another golden triumph of a picture. You and Tyler sure have a lot in common now Curtis don't you?... I mean, you're both young, hungry and ready for the most humbling moment of your young careers at the hands of The Bizarre One, and it will give me great satisfaction to nip your career right in the bud and show you that I am not just a freak... not just the freakiest of freaks, but also, the most dangerous being you will come into contact with in this company. I want to show you what it's like to be faced with the task of having to wrestle with your fears... because that's what I pray on Curtis, fears, whatever they may be, because I don't find myself particularly frightening, but I just seem to have that effect on people... maybe it's my hair, maybe it's my demeanour, all I know is that I just cannot wait to take you over my knee young man and spank it right out of you... oh, yes, that... is what I'd like to do to you Curt Hawkins.

So, young Party Starter, bring your cane and your whipping boy down to the ring and you can cane and whip me all you like... because that's what excites me. It's like that one song, sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me... and yes, it may make me a masochist...but hey, we all have our little fetishes don't we now Curt. I know yours. You have a fetish for big, tall, scruffy, surfer 'dudes' with dreadlocks... otherwise you wouldn't have one follow you about, because lets face it Curtis, Tyler does nothing for you. He hasn't helped you win a match, he didn't find me when we played our little game of hide and seek and he won't be much use in our match at Summerslam. In fact, I'd wager a bet that he'll be too occupied 'catching some waves' instead of protecting you from the beating you will withstand at the hands of Goldust. Regardless, Tyler may well be there, but just remembered I'm interesting in you, not him... I'm selective and I have selected you to be my first co-star in a little production I like to call 'The Summer Sizzler', because it will be hot my friend, yes it will... but I will make sure that while I'm topping up my golden glow in the sun, you will melt away because you simply can not handle the heat that comes with competing with a true Hollywood star... and the man with the name you will remember for years to come, the name you will say in your sleep and most importantly the name you will never forget... Goooooldust. ​

 

[Chase]

UWF Vengeance: World Heavyweight Championship Fatal Fourway

Fans in the arena are quiet as they are excited for the upcoming show...when all of a sudden lights go out and a giant 619 is shown on the titantron the fans cheer like crazy and than

Who's that
Jumping out the sky!

[video=youtube;r8_ybQfJ_tY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8_ybQfJ_tY[/video]

Rey's theme hits as Rey jumps up from the ground wearing a super hero cape, and has his utility belt. Rey goes and he takes off the cape as pyro goes off. Rey starts to interact with the fans and he begins to speak some of the young fans. Rey goes and before he enters the ring he pulls out his tape measure aka the 619 grappling hook. Rey goes and he latches it to the bottom rope and jumps on top of it. Rey shows off his new gadget and he begins to scream as the fans go crazy. Rey goes and he gets a microphone handed to him as he enters the ring and he begins to speak to the fans.

Rey Mysterio: Ladies and gentlemen, it is none other than I. The master of the 619, the justice of the west coast, and the one and only super hero on the UWF. I am here to announce I have the honor to be able to go for the UWF world heavyweight championship at the next UWF PPV Vengeance and let me tell you folks I am stoked for this one. Why you may ask? Well evil will finally get it's just desserts once in for all. You see Ted Dibiase. This man has been robbing a good citizen named John Cena ever since becoming World Heavyweight Champion. He has shown no honor holding that belt, and now at Vengeance it truly fits the name of the show because Ted you have backed yourself in a deep hole, and you deserve every bit of punishment that will be heading your way.

fans cheer as they believe in the UWF's resident super hero as he begins to speak some more

Rey Mysterio: Ted the deck is stacked against you holmes'. You're not only going against John Cena, but you are going against the best European champion the UWF had in my buddy and partner RVD. Most importantly of them all Ted you are going against the resident super hero in Rey Mysterio and Ted I can guarantee you justice will be served, and just like everyone else in this arena I think as long as you don't walk out as the world champion... everyone will walk out happy. Now I know many people are wondering what is my take in this match up. I mean I am the same guy who let my buddy and pal RVD walk out as European champion. Well let me tell you something. Here in the UWF we are competitors. We are not people who just let people walk all over us. Rob and Cena they won't back down in this match and neither will I. In the end though no matter which one of us men win we will walk out with the UWF world title we will know that it will be in safe hands, and no longer on the side of evil where it is currently held, but you know even if Cena, Rob, or I win this match up there is a little twist on the side.. and that twist is none other than Bray Wyatt.

Fans boo at the name of hearing Bray Wyatt and Rey begins to speak once again

Rey Mysterio: Bray you think might be clever after this match up. Taking your evil ways and cashing in on one of us after the match is over, well let me tell you something Bray. As long as I am around here you will be not cashing in that money in the bank in the cheap way like everyone else. You will be cashing that money in the bank the noble and justice way like every one should. We work hard Bray to become champions, and just because you want a quick little cash in at glory... na-uh bro not under my belt. So don't even think about cashing in the money in the bank briefcase Bray, because in the end justice will prevail.

Fans cheer as they get behind Rey Mysterio and Rey goes on to speak once agan

Rey Mysterio: Now that I address some of the main situations of this match up. Let me talk about another top on the side that is a pretty big concern. The referees.. let me tell you something Ted you won't be paying off those referee's the night of Vengeance I will be making sure those referees are not a big problem for me,but my main concern Ted is you don't know what it is like to fight for that title and actually have a meaningful win. Ted you don't know what it is like to be a champion yet. Shortcut, after shortcut. Ted your only a true champion until you defend that belt in a fashion where people can respect you, and Ted you have that opportunity. The opportunity is in grasp but you have to prove your worth. Ted you are entering the biggest match in your career, and in this match there will be no shortcuts, no easy way out. It is either give it your all or get out of here. So Ted it is your choice... you can either take the easy way out. Or the door is open for you to go home.

Fans cheer as the fans start to chant "619" as they are totally behind the truth and justice of professional wrestling

Rey Mysterio: Ted this will prove your worth as a champion, this will prove that you don't need to be evil to be a successful champion. Look at Rob, Rob sure he may swear a couple of times, but Rob means good here in the UWF. Rob wants to make sure that everything is fair game, and while in it all entertaining you people the UWF universe. Rob is not a guy who wants to take the easy way out. Rob wants to make sure that he feels like he earned the opportunity given too him, and that is how Rob is. Cena is one of the most respectful guys I have met in the business. The dude has worked his ass off to get his name where it belongs. You Ted, you don't rank that too me your just another poor villain thinking Money can buy you anything, but that is not case Ted not in this match. This one Ted you'll need to earn the victory, and by the looks of it Ted... it seems like justice will remain supreme in the end of it all.

Fans cheer of Rey as Rey starts to get the fans wild up and he smiles as he awaits for a response​

 

[SBS]

UWF Vengeance: NXT World Heavyweight Championship Robert Roode v. Randy Orton

[video=youtube;ixfDu08xtZk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixfDu08xtZk&feature=player_embedded[/video]

The Titantron begins playing the music of the Viper Randy Orton, titled Ripper, and the crowd goes nuts. Orton comes out of the back to a nice ovation as the NXT World Heavyweight Champion, title on his good shoulder, comes out to the ring. He puts a smile on his face which is really creepy as everyone notices Orton's left arm is limp and dead at his side, he is not wearing the protective sling he wore on Monday. Orton takes the title off his shoulder and begins carrying it at his side as he begins to walk down to the ring. As Orton gets to the bottom of the ramp his demeanor changes and the poisonous look of the Viper takes center stage as he hops into the ring. Orton clearly showing signs of pain uses his good arm to head over to the turnbuckle and lift the World Tilte into the air with his right hand. The crowd pop loudly as Orton smiles. Orton hops down off the turnbuckle and he calls for a microphone. The NXT ring crew hand it to him. Orton begins pacing as his music stops and as he begins to speak it is to the crowd.

Randy Orton: And once again I stand in the middle of this ring in front of all of you the NXT World Heavyweight Champion. The last few times I’ve been in this I’ve been attacked and had my arm broken twice. For a normal man that would have put him on the shelf, but as JBL and my opponent at Vengeance have learned the hard way, I am no ordinary man. So here I stand my left arm useless, I don’t even bother putting it in a cast while I’m out here because I know it is simply just going to be a target and I welcome it. Because let’s look at my opponent, Robert Roode.

The crowd boo loudly at the mention of Robert Roode who will meet Randy in just a little over a week for the NXT Championship.

Randy Orton: Robert Roode reminds me of someone I used to know. Someone who would take short cuts, sell out, to win. Speaking from personal experience Roode it gets you nowhere. You had everything to throw at me in our match two ago and what happened? You lost plain and simple. And if you think just because I have one arm it makes me weak, it gives you the inside track to this world championship you’d be wrong. Because if I remember right Robert, I beat you with one arm before to win this belt, and I don’t care if I have to do it again I will. Roode, I look at you and I see a man who will do anything to win, anything to get respect, just like so many others. You think facing me, one armed is going to get you any credibility. Pleading and crying to JBL for a rematch instead of earning it is weak. I might have only one arm coming into this match, but my right arm, my good arm, is still good enough to defeat a greedy, lazy, shell of a man like you. And Roode, you can bank on it!

The crowd cheer Orton for stealing Roode’s catchphrase at the end. Orton is about to continue but the use of Roode’s catchphrase appears to have worked because….

OOC: Short and sweet just like Summerslam bro.

​

 

[CaptainxBumout]

UWF Vengeance Ambrose v Batista v Joe Street Fight

The crowd is silent before a very familiar song begins to play as the crowd starts to stand up on their feet and cheer.

[video=youtube;eBR3vwYJCiE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBR3vwYJCiE[/video]

Dean Ambrose comes through the curtains as the crowd fills up with cheers for the maniacal wrestler. Ambrose already has a mic in hand but walks slowly down the ramp giving little notice to the fans cheering around him. He reaches the ring and slides into it before spinning around a couple times and finally beginning to speak.

Dean Ambrose
Low and behold, your king is here!

The crowd that had just sat down stands up on their feet again to cheer and a few people in the front row bow to Ambrose as he looks on and smiles at them.

Dean Ambrose
And as your king, I need to be here for the execution of Samoa Joe and Batista and I will be the one to do it first hand! And as a man of the people, It's expected of me that I learn how to fight in the streets just like all the regular joe's. You see, Batista learned how to fight in a gym and of course he's tried to add some MMA moves to his repertoire but I mean really, no matter how he tries to better himself and pump himself up for this fight, he's not a match for me. So he slammed Dean Ambrose through a ring and took out Samoa Joe for awhile, so what! I choked out a giant! It took all three number one contenders to take him out and yet ONE man was able to take him out all by himself! And that man was me! I had a little help from my friend the steel chain of course but guess what, my friend will be back for our match. And if there's anything I've perfected in this world, it's the street fight. Batista's got power, Samoa Joe's got submissions, well guess what, I've got durability, will, moxie, and the unpredictability factor and in a street fight, there's nothing better to have.

Dean Ambrose has an angry look on his face as the crowd is eating up his words.

Dean Ambrose
Can you all imagine what I could do to them? All I really have to do is be in their line of sight and they immediately can't finish the job. Ask Batista who couldn't even hold on to the Television Championship for one whole week! No matter how much he wants to parade around and whine about his freakin’ match, he has no one to blame but himself for getting distracted. Me and Samoa Joe, Samoa Joe and I were merely watching Batista, scouting him if you will and he couldn't keep his eyes off of us. If you can't focus on just one person, what makes you think you can win a triple threat match? Against me of all people. Sure my track record in non one on one matches may not be that good, but this is a triple threat street fight. Only two people I gotta worry about and I got two fists to take care of that.

Dean Ambrose decides to take off his jackets and proceeds to throw it on the ground.

Dean Ambrose
I'm getting anxious just thinking about the match. And as much as I wanted to face Batista one on one, Samoa Joe just had to stick is big fat nose in my business. Hey guess what Joe? You flat lost the last time you faced Batista. I can't remember the last time you even won a match. So you can fight people backstage and what not but when it matters you always fall flat on your fat ass. Not that I needed it, but I was gonna win Money in the Bank and regain MY World Heavyweight Championship. Who knows, I could have been allowed to cash in on another brand and become a unified champion! Everyone already knows I'm the best person they have here! I'm one of the only people whose been here since the beginning of UWF and I've seen everyone come and go. I've seen the likes of CM Punk, Chris Jericho, Edge and Shawn Michaels come back and forth with a clean slate thinking each time is going to be different but ya' know who hasn't had to do that? Me! This Man! If you can call me a man that is because I'm more than a man! I'm an enigma! No more will I stand by as person after person claim they are the best in this company! After I get done destroying you two excuses for competition, I will go back to reclaiming my throne! Everyone will know my name!.....My name? Continue to call me Dean Ambrose but know that the day will come when no one remembers the old Dean Ambrose and the new one will reign supreme!

The crowd doesn't really know how to react but they decide to cheer after hesitating for awhile. They are all soon cut off by...

​

 

[Lub]

Re: UWF Vengeance: World Heavyweight Championship Fatal Fourway

Suddenly out of nowhere ...

ONE OF A KIND!

[video=youtube;OAMVDXrsSf8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAMVDXrsSf8[/video]

After a while "One Of a Kind" by Breaking point hits the PA System of the arena as the crowd goes crazy. With the first guittar riff hits, one of the most loved UWF superstars Rob Van Dam and his manager Bill "Fonzie" Alfonso appear under the titantron with a wide smile on their faces as the crowd chants RVD's name. Huge ovation for Rob Van Dam and Fonzie. RVD goes down the ramp and making his way towards the ring, while Fonzie is jumping behind him, holding the European Championship in his hands and he's blowing his whistle ...

On the way to the ring, Rob is high-fiving many of the fans and when he reaches the ring, he enters it and after him goes Fonzie. Rob then jumps and turns around, pointing with his thumbs at him, while Fonzie goes for the microphone. When he gives the mic to RVD, Rob starts to speak ...

First of all, dude ... I'm really sorry. It was just that moment, when I was standin' on that turnbuckle and I saw you laying down, I just couldn't have resisted. I think you know what I'm talkin' about, in case you don't, I'm talkin' about the last episode of SmackDown, when I was at ringside, watchin' your match and makin' sure that Big Show won't interfere in your match and the mission was succesful you know. Big Show didn't ruin your match, you won and that's the story. What happened after it was a mistake. I mean that title it's so great, I love it and you love it too! Admit it! The thing is, that after all this will end, after our match at Vengeance, I want to continue in our cooperation, in our fight against crime. As a matter of fact, when you imagine, that there would be possibility, that were better wrestler than me, which you're obviously not, you would do the same thing! You would hit me with 619, just because of that title and if you say no, you would be lying. I like you Rey Rey, you're my friend, my tag team partner and I really wanna go after those tag team titles. As a matter of fact, it was just an accident, if there on that was lying someone else, I would hit him with 5-star Frog Splash too. I hope we can still be friends and that everything is cool man ...

RVD then turns his attention to the entrance ramp ...

Now just to be clear, there is a goon, who should be in this ring right now, talkin' about how he got his ass kicked by this man standin' right next to me, Rey Rey. Yeah, I'm talkin' about that richy bitchy Ted DiBiase. I mean dude, you were lucky, that I wasn't the one scheduled for the match with you, because if I were, you wouldn't be able to show up here at Vengeance. Well, you're probably not gonna show at all, because I don't think that you have the guts, to come down here and face Rob ... Van ... Dam like a man. And I believe I'm DAM right, that you will try to hide behind your so called bodyguard, The Big Show. Let me tell you somethin', that guy isn't a bodyguard, he's just a fat piece of crap, unable to do a shit. Just in case you don'T remember, it was me, who took him out on SmackDown and why? 'Cause I can dude. I can do whatever the hell I want, I'm RVD and that's the name that means somethin'. I've got enough pull around here to make this match a one on one competition, but I'm neither afraid of you and nor your fat friend. Well some people are tryin' to get their hands more strong by working their ass off in the gym. And some, like Big Show, thinks that picking up hamburger from the table and shoving it to his mouth is enough. But man, you've got enough money Ted, do us all a favor and buy that guy a slimming cure coupon, so we don't have to watch that fat ass every week. And as a matter of fact, by yourself a flying ticket to Australia, you're gonna need it, after The Whole Fuckin' Show is gonna humiliate you in front the whole world ...

RVD just smiles and looks at Rey Mysterio, who is still kind of mad, because of what Rob did to him on SmackDown. Rob looks at titantron again ...

Now who's next? Oh yeah, Mr. Superman himself. Mr. John Cena. The Champ! Well, tell me dude, when was the last time you actually were the champ? I don't know the answer, but I know, you're not gonna become one on Sunday. In fact, nobody neede you to help me in helpin' my tag team partner on SmackDown. Yeah man, you had your glory, your championships and all the other things. But your time is not now dude. 'Cause it's that time again, when Rob Van Dam, bring joy to the people, by kickin' some tails. And this time it will be your tail, that's gonna get kicked. I will tell only this, if my left hand won't knock you out, the right hand will. Cena, it's time for you to recognize what's goin' on here. Because Mr. P-P-V, R-V-D is ready to kick your ass. And after I will win that title, I'm gonna put it on my shoulder, right where it belongs. I'm gonna beat you so bad, I'm gonna knock your teeth down your throat .. *RVD throws a quick looks at Fonzie* .. I mean knock your head off! And believe me, it's not Rey Rey or DiBiase, but it's Rob Van Dam, you gotta worry about man. Because it's that time again, when you put Rob Van Dam in front of the camera, to have people watchin' your show. And what will bring more people to the TV screen than RVD? RVD with World Heavyweight Championship, that's right. And there's pretty much hype about our match, I'm really excited, dude, really excited to see the blood pouring down your face ...

Rob takes a look at the crowd and people are cheering for him heavily. Van Dam then turns his attention to the big screen for the last time ...

Oh yeah and last, but not least, I've got a little message for Bray Wyatt. Do not even think of comin' down here and shoot one bullet from your colt. *Fonzie just taps RVD's shoulder and nods his head* Oh sorry, it was Wyatt Earp, didn't realize at first, but you guys have the exactly same beard. Jus kiddin' bro, but you know, it wouldn't be cool to come down here and try to cash that briefcase, because your effort would only end up with your headache. Yeah, I'm talking about me makin' a hole in your skull. Dude, skull fracture is cool, when it's not your skull. I mean if Rey Rey win that title, I'm gonna defend it like it was my own! But on the other hand, I'll rather win that title on my own. And you know a lot of people are predicting that Cena, DiBiase and Rey Rey actually go down this time, I think they're right. But they also say I should be worried about Hawaiian shirted goat face. Guys, I'm Rob Van Dam, Mr. every day in the week, I don't have anythin' to worry about. I'm the hardest worker in the company and in the business, that's what I'm known for and that means I'm not gonna let someone like Bray Wyatt take that title away from me. Somethin' to say Fonz?

Rob looks at Fonzie, who is ready to speak ...

Well I am DAM excited about this match daddy! Not only that Rob Van Dam is gonna kick three asses on one night, daddy! He will humiliate every single ass in the ring! You think you're tough? Well, you're not! It's Rob Van Dam's night, daddy! Just like every single night in the week! Rob Van Dam can handle a big push, daddy! Remember what it was like, Rey Rey, when Rob Van Dam stood in your corner! Well, this time you are all alone, daddy! And without Rob Van Dam you can do nothing! And it doesn't matter if you hit RVD with some kicks and punches, because during the match, I will tape him up, I will glue him together and he'll be rady again to kick your and Cena's and DiBiase's ass big time, daddy! It's a big night for Rob Van Dam, baby! I'm DAM excited about it, baby!Everybody's talkin' about the big title match! Everybody's talkin' about a big controversy! I know that for the first time last week, Rob Van Dam lied to me! He told me he is one hundred percent ready for Vengeance! All I know is, that he is one hundred and fifty percent ready, baby! Vengeance, World Heavyweight Championship, baby! It's our night, daddy!

Fonzie starts blowing his whistle and Rob Van Dam makes his signature pose, as the crowd cheers and chants RVD's name, when suddenly ...​

 

[EffectsofRaven]

UWF Vengeance TT - Last Man Standing Match - Daniel Bryan v. Edge

THIS THREAD IS THE TRASH-TALKING THREAD FOR EDGE (SLIM) VERSUS ONE HALF OF THE UWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, DANIEL BRYAN (THE HOOV) IN A LAST MAN STANDING MATCH AT VENGEANCE!

Good luck guys, hopefully you'll do a few in before UWF Vengeance .​

 

[EffectsofRaven]

UWF Vengeance TT - UWF European Championship Match - Jeff Jarrett v. Bray Wyatt

THIS IS THE TRASH TALKING THREAD FOR THE UWF EUROPEAN CHAMPION, JEFF JARRETT (BDC) VERSUS MR. MONEY IN THE BANK, BRAY WYATT (SAM) IN A SINGLES MATCH FOR THE UWF EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP AT UWF VENGEANCE.

Good luck guys, will be an entertaining thread to say the least.​

 

[EffectsofRaven]

Re: UWF Vengeance: NXT World Heavyweight Championship Robert Roode v. Randy Orton

[video=youtube;2AIj74QD0Jo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AIj74QD0Jo[/video]

"Off the Chain" hits the PA system and the arena is set ablaze with the most deafening boos from the fans as Robert Roode steps out from the backstage in a suit, and a very sinister expression on his face, no championship gold for Robert Roode as he storms down the entrance ramp and climbs into the ring and paces up and down, the frustration has gotten to him some what as he grabs a microphone and screams into the microphone.

Robert Roode: FLUKE!

The fans pop, mocking Robert Roode's frustration as he is absolutely eye raked, uncontrollably bursting at the seams but he continues with some little composure.

You got LUCKY! There is no doubt about it Randal, I was better man that evening, I dominated you that entire match, I broke your arm, I drew blood, but you failed to do anything in that match, if that idiot known as the Miz hadn't interfered, I would have beaten you! To simply put it Randal, you got had luck on your side but this time, there will be no luck involved, do you hear me? There will be nothing going for you this time around, you are done for and don't you DARE accuse me of throwing everything I had at you, you threw nothing at me, you got lucky with one single RKO on a STEEL CHAIR, I broke your arm with my bare hands and you are too STUPID to call it quits...

The fans boo the living crap out of Robert Roode as he snarls and has seeming regained his composure as he continues.

I don't need short cuts to beat you Randal, I don't need anything but my bare hands and my own technical prowess to defeat you, you are wounded and weak champion and right for the pickings! I was the NWA World Heavyweight Champion for almost a year and NOONE could beat me for the championship, the only way they could get the belt off me was by me relinquishing it! I am a Wrestling God, and you are simply going to be another footnote in the history of Robert Roode, and that is something you can bank on...

Robert Roode has seemingly finished but quickly thinks of something to add before Randy Orton can get a word in edge ways.

In fact Randal, to summarize what I am going to do to you at Vengeance is simple.

Robert Roode puts his right hand in a pistol gesture and points it at Randy Orton.

I WILL

PUT

YOU

...

But Randy Orton cuts Robert Roode off before he can finish off his sentence.

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OOC: Fuck Yeah, let's do this Mike... Apologises for the title pictures, working on getting new belt images lol.​

 

[Blizzard]

Re: UWF Vengeance: World Heavyweight Championship Fatal Fourway

“BRRRRR-RAPIDOOOO!â€
[video=youtube;7mEbpermeC4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mEbpermeC4[/video]

John Cena’s entrance music blares out of the speakers, and the crowd bursts in thunderous cheers. All of a sudden, an over hyped John Cena bursts out onto the stage, which is a pleasure from the U.W.F. Universe. John Cena looks into the camera and screams out “Third times the charm? I think so!†before meeting the end of the stage. John Cena takes a bow forward, straightening himself before raising his right arm quickly, saluting the ring. John Cena springs forward and sprints down the entrance ramp. John Cena slides in the ring and hops up and onto his feet, as he throws up his hand sign on the ropes. John Cena bounces off the ropes and throws his cap at the crowd, who fight over it. John Cena walks over to the end of the ring, grabbing a microphone before speaking.

John Cena: It feels damn good to be here tonight in Uniondale, New York! And, it feels even better to know that this Sunday at Vengeance I’m one hundred percent positive a new World Heavyweight Champion will crowned and after weeks of anticipating, I stand here tonight knowing without a doubt I will be the next World Heavyweight Champion!

John Cena lowers the microphone by his side, allowing the audience to cheer loudly toward the “CeNation Leaderâ€. Cena nods his head to the response as he continues.

John Cena: This time is a bit different, folks! Y’see, as we all know, I’m no stranger to multi-man matches. With that being said, at Vengeance, it isn’t just gon’ be Ted DiBiase vs. John Cena. It’s gon’ be Ted DiBiase vs. John Cena vs. Rob Van Dam and Rey Mysterio! Now, look, Rob, Rey, I’m a huge fan of yours. Yeah, I dig the whole Justice League; in fact I believe I’ll make a pretty good addition to the team. Some of you guys in the audience could guess what my name could be but that’s for another time. Rob, Rey – we’re friends, but at Vengeance, friends turn into opponents and enemies? Enemies turn into bitter rivals. Ted, you’ve been dodging me for weeks and every time the day where it most mattered came, I’ve failed to become champion. For every time I’ve lost, for every time I’ve failed to become champion, my anger continues to grow. It boils up until all the pent up frustration, aggression, passion and pain explodes like wild-fire and puts me in a position where there’s no tomorrow! The position comes at Vengeance, so folks, turn on the lights real bright because you do not want to miss this! Four men, one title, but there must be one winner. And guys? You’re looking at him.

The audience explodes in cheers as John Cena points to himself, looking at both Rey Mysterio and Rob Van Dam. Cena begins to nods his head, as the audience continues cheering before continuing.

John Cena: Y’see, like I’ve said before guys, we all share some sort of a friendship. I’m glad you two finally received your shot at the World Championship and I wish you two nothing but the best. But, I don’t want you two to confuse our friendship for weakness. This Sunday at Vengeance is about one thing, and one thing only, it’s about the one thing we all want to achieve. So, Rob, Rey, if I can give you any advice going forward? Don’t trust anybody. Not even each other. You understand? Because at the end of the night there can only be one winner. When I enter the ring I see only one thing and that’s gold. Everything else is nothing but mere obstacles between me and the prize at hand. You make a mistake, and I will capitalize because I’m happy to help you with Ted and Show, but I will not fight this match any other way then on my own. Rey, you will be eliminated. Rob? Eliminated. And when it comes down to the final two, Ted and I have some business to settle. Because in a priceless world, that's what it's all gon’ come down too. Ted and I, one more time, one on one, for the World Title. And when that happens, Teddy boy? It ain’t gon’ be about how I’m a loser, its gon’ be the title upon your shoulder. MY TITLE.

John Cena’s tone intensifies as we all expected it would. The veins in his neck would pop out and become visible as Cena marches around the ring, before slowly continuing.

John Cena: Before I talk about Ted, let me explain something guys. You’ve both been out of the light of what have been happening between Ted and I. These past couple of months, I’ve bled, sweat, and cried just to become World Champion. And, as all of you know, I’ve been getting screwed. And when I get screwed? I get angry, I’m a man full of anger and after attempt after attempt, I’ve been releasing all of my anger in hope of defeating Ted. It hasn’t happened… yet. It will happen soon though, and that night will be Vengeance. Ted cheated his way to the World Title at The Bash with the help of Show. Ever since then, he’s been treating the championship like it’s some toy. He’s erased all the value, the prestige it held just from “winning†it. At SummerSlam? I had the match won, but some puny referee screwed me out of the title. I refuse to get screwed anymore, I refuse to LOSE anymore, and Rey? I appreciate the kind words, I really do and Rob? I respect the fact you have the heart to become the World Champion, even if you wanna’ kick my head off. But? I NEED this, I need this more you two combined and you better bet your ass I’m gon’ get it!

John Cena gives them an assuring nod, showing appreciation of their support. As he soon after continues, moving on from his previous paragraph before continuing into the next.

John Cena: Y’see, Ted – I’m not clutching at straws. I’m not begging. I’m not crying over being screwed or cheated. I’m done with that. At Vengeance, like any other night, I will do what I do best. Because this night is just like any other, it might be business as usual to you but to me? This is my life, my home, my backyard, my time, MY HOLIDAY! And at Vengeance? I got nothing to lose. This is not some chore; this is not something I do for the money. I do this because I love this. I loved this since I was young, I trained since I was young, and I wrestled since I was young. I do movies, I do appearances, I do interviews, all for the UWF Universe. Everything I do revolve around them. All these people here in Uniondale? The same people you insult on a regular basis? They… are my family. And you? You’re in my home. So, at the end of the night, I hope you find a way to leave because I’m gon’ party all night with my family with the World Championship! Why? BECAUSE I CAN!

John Cena screams it out aloud, and even goes as far as to drop the microphone as he begins to walk toward the ropes. It seems as if Cena’s leaving, but he stops, before walking to the microphone and picking it up. Cena shakes his head, as he swiftly raises the microphone up to his lips, continuing.

John Cena: I need to show the entire world that I’m ready to win the big one. And this time, I’m not out there to win it just for me and the UWF Universe. For all of those guys on this roster who have the talent to be champions, I want to be the guy that sits on the very top of that pedestal, who sets the benchmark in which they have to follow and conquer in order to get to where to I’m today because I know I didn’t do it easy. And I also know I have a lot to give by sitting that prone position. And I want to prove that. I wanna’ prove that although they know I have the ability to win, I want them to know, that when I do win… I’m ready. I want them to see and know that I deserved it. I want to lead this company. I would be damn PROUD to lead this company. And I don’t want people calling me a fluke. I don’t want them to call my victory a fluke. And, eventually, they’ll know why I will stand as their champion. They’ll know why Ted DiBiase is a poor champion. And, they’ll know that the TIME… IS… KNOW!

John Cena would proceed to lower the microphone, with an intense expression on his face as the audience explode in cheers. Cena would nod his head at his opponents, before the World Champ’s entrance music blares out of the speakers.
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