Re: UWF Vengeance TT - UWF European Championship Match - Jeff Jarrett v. Bray Wyatt
As the crowd begins to anticipate what comes next…
[video=youtube;jABEz4Ymnqc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jABEz4Ymnqc][/video]
The familiar theme song and Titantron for Alberto Del Rio plays and a highly expensive car pulls into view honking it’s astronomically expensive horn. As it pulls into the arena, an excited Ricardo Rodreguiz begins to give his favorite boss the unbelievable intro he always does!
Señoras y señores:
Ponte de pie y puso sus manos juntas para el hijo favorito de México;
El capitán del Armbreaker Cruz!
Soltero más codiciado del mundo!
Él es el hombre imbatible de clase y honor ...
Alllllllllllllllberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttooooooooooooooo Dellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiooooooooooooooooo l!
Del Rio jumps out of the driver side door and gives his fans an eyeful! Suddenly, another theme song interrupts the moment, but Del Rio doesn’t seem to be a bit angry.
[video=youtube;E62RjfmI5to]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E62RjfmI5to&feature=plcp][/video]
The pop grows remarkably as the back door of the expensive car opens up and none other than the Tennessean himself, Jeff Jarrett, jumps out and helps his beautiful bride, Karen out. She is wearing a stunning outfit that Jeff shows off by twirling her for the crowd. Karen stops and gives a princess type wave!
Ricardo continues his introduction with a lot less pizzazz for Double J.
Puedes seguir aplaudiendo si quieres para el Tennessean
que se hace llamar rey de la montaña ... Jeff Jarrett ...
Jeff, Karen and Del Rio make their way to the ring; the Kings of the Mountain escorting the queen, one on each arm. The two wrestlers open the ring ropes for Karen to step in as Del Rio and Jeff enter behind her; leaving Ricardo to get the ropes for himself. He doesn’t look that happy about it.
Jarrett runs and grabs a microphone: Alright! YOUR Kings of the Mountain have ARRIVED!!!
The crowd gives a good pop as both Jarrett and Del Rio smile.
Jarrett: Ok, people, we have some business…
Del Rio interrupts: Wait a minute, Jeffery. Allow me to begin by saying that Karen is looking quite ravishing tonight, is she not?
Karen looks embarrassed by Del Rio’s notice of her and Jeff grins.
Jeff Jarrett: Wha? Yeah, yeah, of course, she is! She’s only the most beautiful woman in the UWF! I mean, only she could pull off that dress with all the accentuations in the right places, if you know what I mean!
Del Rio smiles: Yes, Jeff, I believe I understand very clearly what you mean. But, I’m afraid we have to dispose of the niceties and get down to the matter of retribution.
Jeff grins: AH! Retribution. I assume you’re talking about YES?
Del Rio: Si.
Jeff corrects: YES!
Del Rio: Si.
Jeff goes to correct again: YES!
Karen butts in and stops them: Ok, boys, we all know you’re talking about YOUR ENLIGHTENED SAVIORS.
Del Rio points as if she just guessed charades: AH! Yes, that is exactly what I mean. Those commoners stomped upon the rules and stole my victory away from me. And, for that, I cannot forgive them. No, justice must be done.
Jeff grins real big: Oh, I got some Justice for that Tubby little Forest Gump ripoff and it will be dished out at a Pay Per View fittingly called VENGENCE!
The crowd pops big at the thought of the Pay Per View.
Del Rio: AH! You mean your defense of the European Championship! I must agree. To put down the cheating scoundrel who not only stole my victory on Smackdown last week, but stole the Money in the Bank satchel all with the help of his partners in crime, Sandow and Bryan!
Jeff Jarrett: I mean exactly that, Al. He thinks he can steal his way to the top? Well, at Vengence, I’m gonna show him up for the Husky little fraud he is!
Del Rio interrupts: Oh, that will be fitting and bittersweet, but we need more than just vengeance, Jeffery. We need retribution. We need Justice. We need DESTINY!
Jeff Jarrett seems to get it: Oh, yeah, you’re right about that. That’s why Vengence is just a stepping stone. Once I secure myself as the Duke of Europe, the KINGS OF THE MOUNTAIN will be setting their sights higher, my friend.
Del Rio feigns confusion: Higher, Jeff?
Jeff Jarrett: Oh, yes, higher! We’re gonna not only expose that dime store messiah for the hoax he is, we’re gonna dethrone the self proclaimed enlightened saviors off their throne!!
The crowd understands and starts to pop big at the thought.
Del Rio: Ah, but aren’t Edge and Hardy the number one contenders?
Jeff Jarrett: Yes, they are. And I wish them all the luck in the world at taking that pompous, robe wearin’ freak and his midget friend down a notch or two. But, I gotta say, if our illustrious GM, Desmond Wolfe, sees fit to give us our chance, we’re gonna take it faster than a bear on a salmon! But, I’m tired of talking about the three beared amigos. I got a present for you and Ricky.
Alberto looks shocked: A present? For me?
Jeff Jarrett: Oh, yeah. Since you don’t have a match at Vengence, I decided to get you and Ricky some company for the whole weekend. On top of that, I have the BIGGEST party planned for that weekend. Get this. The world’s finest alcohol, including Tennessee’s own JACK DANIELS, some of the most expensive foods money can buy…
Del Rio looks excited.
Jeff Jarrett: And remember Lacy and Macy from a couple a weeks ago?
Alberto nods.
Jeff Jarrett: They are YOURS for the weekend!!
The stripper music starts to play and the two hotties from a couple of weeks ago step out and walk down the ramp as the crowd goes crazy. Del Rio and Ricardo open the ropes for the girls in their tight dresses to get into the ring.
Alberto turns to Jeff: Jeffery, you have far outdone yourself this time. Two buxom beauties to sooth my aching muscles after being jumped from behind by that behemoth, Bray Wyatt.
The girls automatically start rubbing his shoulders as Ricardo looks on lustily.
Alberto Del Rio: Ah, yes, they will help me forget for, at least, a little while, the tragedy that unfolded on Smackdown this past week.
Jeff notices that Ricardo is looking sad; watching Del Rio hog the girl action.
Jeff Jarrett: Oh, hey Ricky! I haven’t forgotten you. Del Rio said you liked the big breasted mamas so I got you something special. Allow me to introduce to you, your escort for the weekend, the current Guinness Book of World Records holder of the title of WORLD’S BIGGEST BREASTS!!
The top heavy honey runs down the ramp; chest popping with every step. Ricardo looks stunned.
Jeff Jarrett: Hey, Al, can you translate? I don’t think he understands.
Alberto, as she gets into the ring: Oh, I think he understands!
She suddenly runs up and grabs Ricardo; burying his face in her massive chest.
Jeff Jarrett: Oh, yeah, somebody’s gonna go ta bed with a BIG smile on his face…
[video=youtube;jABEz4Ymnqc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jABEz4Ymnqc][/video]
The familiar theme song and Titantron for Alberto Del Rio plays and a highly expensive car pulls into view honking it’s astronomically expensive horn. As it pulls into the arena, an excited Ricardo Rodreguiz begins to give his favorite boss the unbelievable intro he always does!
Señoras y señores:
Ponte de pie y puso sus manos juntas para el hijo favorito de México;
El capitán del Armbreaker Cruz!
Soltero más codiciado del mundo!
Él es el hombre imbatible de clase y honor ...
Alllllllllllllllberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttooooooooooooooo Dellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiooooooooooooooooo l!
Del Rio jumps out of the driver side door and gives his fans an eyeful! Suddenly, another theme song interrupts the moment, but Del Rio doesn’t seem to be a bit angry.
[video=youtube;E62RjfmI5to]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E62RjfmI5to&feature=plcp][/video]
The pop grows remarkably as the back door of the expensive car opens up and none other than the Tennessean himself, Jeff Jarrett, jumps out and helps his beautiful bride, Karen out. She is wearing a stunning outfit that Jeff shows off by twirling her for the crowd. Karen stops and gives a princess type wave!
Ricardo continues his introduction with a lot less pizzazz for Double J.
Puedes seguir aplaudiendo si quieres para el Tennessean
que se hace llamar rey de la montaña ... Jeff Jarrett ...
Jeff, Karen and Del Rio make their way to the ring; the Kings of the Mountain escorting the queen, one on each arm. The two wrestlers open the ring ropes for Karen to step in as Del Rio and Jeff enter behind her; leaving Ricardo to get the ropes for himself. He doesn’t look that happy about it.
Jarrett runs and grabs a microphone: Alright! YOUR Kings of the Mountain have ARRIVED!!!
The crowd gives a good pop as both Jarrett and Del Rio smile.
Jarrett: Ok, people, we have some business…
Del Rio interrupts: Wait a minute, Jeffery. Allow me to begin by saying that Karen is looking quite ravishing tonight, is she not?
Karen looks embarrassed by Del Rio’s notice of her and Jeff grins.
Jeff Jarrett: Wha? Yeah, yeah, of course, she is! She’s only the most beautiful woman in the UWF! I mean, only she could pull off that dress with all the accentuations in the right places, if you know what I mean!
Del Rio smiles: Yes, Jeff, I believe I understand very clearly what you mean. But, I’m afraid we have to dispose of the niceties and get down to the matter of retribution.
Jeff grins: AH! Retribution. I assume you’re talking about YES?
Del Rio: Si.
Jeff corrects: YES!
Del Rio: Si.
Jeff goes to correct again: YES!
Karen butts in and stops them: Ok, boys, we all know you’re talking about YOUR ENLIGHTENED SAVIORS.
Del Rio points as if she just guessed charades: AH! Yes, that is exactly what I mean. Those commoners stomped upon the rules and stole my victory away from me. And, for that, I cannot forgive them. No, justice must be done.
Jeff grins real big: Oh, I got some Justice for that Tubby little Forest Gump ripoff and it will be dished out at a Pay Per View fittingly called VENGENCE!
The crowd pops big at the thought of the Pay Per View.
Del Rio: AH! You mean your defense of the European Championship! I must agree. To put down the cheating scoundrel who not only stole my victory on Smackdown last week, but stole the Money in the Bank satchel all with the help of his partners in crime, Sandow and Bryan!
Jeff Jarrett: I mean exactly that, Al. He thinks he can steal his way to the top? Well, at Vengence, I’m gonna show him up for the Husky little fraud he is!
Del Rio interrupts: Oh, that will be fitting and bittersweet, but we need more than just vengeance, Jeffery. We need retribution. We need Justice. We need DESTINY!
Jeff Jarrett seems to get it: Oh, yeah, you’re right about that. That’s why Vengence is just a stepping stone. Once I secure myself as the Duke of Europe, the KINGS OF THE MOUNTAIN will be setting their sights higher, my friend.
Del Rio feigns confusion: Higher, Jeff?
Jeff Jarrett: Oh, yes, higher! We’re gonna not only expose that dime store messiah for the hoax he is, we’re gonna dethrone the self proclaimed enlightened saviors off their throne!!
The crowd understands and starts to pop big at the thought.
Del Rio: Ah, but aren’t Edge and Hardy the number one contenders?
Jeff Jarrett: Yes, they are. And I wish them all the luck in the world at taking that pompous, robe wearin’ freak and his midget friend down a notch or two. But, I gotta say, if our illustrious GM, Desmond Wolfe, sees fit to give us our chance, we’re gonna take it faster than a bear on a salmon! But, I’m tired of talking about the three beared amigos. I got a present for you and Ricky.
Alberto looks shocked: A present? For me?
Jeff Jarrett: Oh, yeah. Since you don’t have a match at Vengence, I decided to get you and Ricky some company for the whole weekend. On top of that, I have the BIGGEST party planned for that weekend. Get this. The world’s finest alcohol, including Tennessee’s own JACK DANIELS, some of the most expensive foods money can buy…
Del Rio looks excited.
Jeff Jarrett: And remember Lacy and Macy from a couple a weeks ago?
Alberto nods.
Jeff Jarrett: They are YOURS for the weekend!!
The stripper music starts to play and the two hotties from a couple of weeks ago step out and walk down the ramp as the crowd goes crazy. Del Rio and Ricardo open the ropes for the girls in their tight dresses to get into the ring.
Alberto turns to Jeff: Jeffery, you have far outdone yourself this time. Two buxom beauties to sooth my aching muscles after being jumped from behind by that behemoth, Bray Wyatt.
The girls automatically start rubbing his shoulders as Ricardo looks on lustily.
Alberto Del Rio: Ah, yes, they will help me forget for, at least, a little while, the tragedy that unfolded on Smackdown this past week.
Jeff notices that Ricardo is looking sad; watching Del Rio hog the girl action.
Jeff Jarrett: Oh, hey Ricky! I haven’t forgotten you. Del Rio said you liked the big breasted mamas so I got you something special. Allow me to introduce to you, your escort for the weekend, the current Guinness Book of World Records holder of the title of WORLD’S BIGGEST BREASTS!!
The top heavy honey runs down the ramp; chest popping with every step. Ricardo looks stunned.
Jeff Jarrett: Hey, Al, can you translate? I don’t think he understands.
Alberto, as she gets into the ring: Oh, I think he understands!
She suddenly runs up and grabs Ricardo; burying his face in her massive chest.
Jeff Jarrett: Oh, yeah, somebody’s gonna go ta bed with a BIG smile on his face…
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