Rhino vs Sting
The scene opens up in a press conference room. Cameras are flashing; people are screaming questions as the manager for Rhino Jonathan Coachmen is up on the pedestal speaking. Rhino is sitting beside the podium, waiting patiently for his turn to speak. As Coachmen receives the last question, he answers with a smile.
Jonathan Coachmen:
Ah, and excellent question if ever there was one. I am very confident in my client’s abilities to handle Sting next Monday on NXT. So confident in fact, that I will put any amount of money on his success, not only on NXT, but at King of the Ring. I believe Rhino will elaborate more on what I have said, but if I may continue for just a couple moments longer. You see, Sting made a very poor choice by assaulting my client. We could play the “he started it” game, but at the end of the day it truly doesn’t matter. Rhino was very clear, as was I when we both said that Sting being Gored wasn’t exactly part of the plan. He just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Our intentions were to start any sort of war with him; we only wished to make a statement. It would appear we have done both, but I don’t think my client will mind that so much. Now, Sting has pretty much challenged my client to this match, and I not only feel bad for him, but I also feel bad for whoever has to get involved in the match.
I don’t think I need to remind you all of my client’s anger management issues, and Sting truly angered him. To the point now that the mere mention of the man gets him boiled up. I am with him on that front to be honest. Sting is an irritating man who just doesn’t know when to quit, or when to choose his battles. I know Rhino will make easy work of him at NXT, and I know that at King of the Ring, you will see a newly crowned nXtreme Champion. It’s unfor-
Suddenly Rhino stands up and moves over to the podium, Coachmen bends down to hear him as Rhino whispers something into his ear. Jonathan seems a little shocked, but nonetheless complies with whatever Rhino asked of him.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with the War Machine, the Man Beast... RHINO!
The group of people instantly assault Rhino with questions, but Rhino waves his hand, signalling for them to stop. The room falls quiet as he looks over the crowd before speaking.
Rhino:
I ain’t going to answer any questions; I’m going to speak my piece and move on, got it?
A collection of nodding heads bobs up and down in agreement.
Good, now I have to talk about the first thing I know is on everybody’s mind. How am I going to handle Sting? The answer to that question is very simple; I’m simply going to destroy him. When he attacked me last week, I knew right then that he would be a problem. And like the song goes, when a problem comes along you must fix it. I intend to fix this problem before it becomes anything more than that. I won’t let Sting push me around, that’s for damn sure. He can run his mouth all he wants, but at the end of the night, it’s going to be my hand raised. I’m already getting tired of him really; he’s already pissed me off worse than the damn Champion himself. That’s another guy I want to talk about, but maybe at a later time. Maybe it won’t even be discussed, I don’t care. All I know is I’ll be taking Truth’s belt from him.
Jonny boy here was right though when he said that Sting made a huge mistake in challenging me. Especially the way he did. Now he’s got a pissed off Rhino to deal with. And he thinks that putting me in a cage at King of the Ring will be wise? There is one thing you don’t do, and that’s try to cage the pissed off animal. But as far as Monday night goes. Well, I’ll see him in the ring just like I do all my opponents, and I’ll let my strength do the talking. At the end of the night, he’ll be feeling the wrath of my GORE! GORE! GORE!
Rhino seems pleased as he walks away from the podium and back to his seat, the group of people scrambling to try and get a question in.
Jonathan Coachmen:
Ah, and excellent question if ever there was one. I am very confident in my client’s abilities to handle Sting next Monday on NXT. So confident in fact, that I will put any amount of money on his success, not only on NXT, but at King of the Ring. I believe Rhino will elaborate more on what I have said, but if I may continue for just a couple moments longer. You see, Sting made a very poor choice by assaulting my client. We could play the “he started it” game, but at the end of the day it truly doesn’t matter. Rhino was very clear, as was I when we both said that Sting being Gored wasn’t exactly part of the plan. He just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Our intentions were to start any sort of war with him; we only wished to make a statement. It would appear we have done both, but I don’t think my client will mind that so much. Now, Sting has pretty much challenged my client to this match, and I not only feel bad for him, but I also feel bad for whoever has to get involved in the match.
I don’t think I need to remind you all of my client’s anger management issues, and Sting truly angered him. To the point now that the mere mention of the man gets him boiled up. I am with him on that front to be honest. Sting is an irritating man who just doesn’t know when to quit, or when to choose his battles. I know Rhino will make easy work of him at NXT, and I know that at King of the Ring, you will see a newly crowned nXtreme Champion. It’s unfor-
Suddenly Rhino stands up and moves over to the podium, Coachmen bends down to hear him as Rhino whispers something into his ear. Jonathan seems a little shocked, but nonetheless complies with whatever Rhino asked of him.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with the War Machine, the Man Beast... RHINO!
The group of people instantly assault Rhino with questions, but Rhino waves his hand, signalling for them to stop. The room falls quiet as he looks over the crowd before speaking.
Rhino:
I ain’t going to answer any questions; I’m going to speak my piece and move on, got it?
A collection of nodding heads bobs up and down in agreement.
Good, now I have to talk about the first thing I know is on everybody’s mind. How am I going to handle Sting? The answer to that question is very simple; I’m simply going to destroy him. When he attacked me last week, I knew right then that he would be a problem. And like the song goes, when a problem comes along you must fix it. I intend to fix this problem before it becomes anything more than that. I won’t let Sting push me around, that’s for damn sure. He can run his mouth all he wants, but at the end of the night, it’s going to be my hand raised. I’m already getting tired of him really; he’s already pissed me off worse than the damn Champion himself. That’s another guy I want to talk about, but maybe at a later time. Maybe it won’t even be discussed, I don’t care. All I know is I’ll be taking Truth’s belt from him.
Jonny boy here was right though when he said that Sting made a huge mistake in challenging me. Especially the way he did. Now he’s got a pissed off Rhino to deal with. And he thinks that putting me in a cage at King of the Ring will be wise? There is one thing you don’t do, and that’s try to cage the pissed off animal. But as far as Monday night goes. Well, I’ll see him in the ring just like I do all my opponents, and I’ll let my strength do the talking. At the end of the night, he’ll be feeling the wrath of my GORE! GORE! GORE!
Rhino seems pleased as he walks away from the podium and back to his seat, the group of people scrambling to try and get a question in.