Urinating off the Porch

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Mick Donalds

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You know what's great? At night, when its warm and breezy outside, to step out onto the back porch and take a piss in the yard. It's the little things in life to you learn to appreciate.

Anybody else do this? Do you feel a simple little satisfaction when you do it? Or is it mostly alcohol-induced when you piss off the back porch or off the deck?
 

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You mean to tell me you girlie-men have never stepped out the back door on a moonlit night and let fly in your backyard or off your porch? It's a great feeling!
 

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Don't know how it makes me a girlie man to not have pissed off the back porch of my mother's house, but okay. I piss in the bush all the damn time, Hell even on the streets. But this thread makes you look like a goof, and not in the good way.
 

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I agree with you Mick, high five buddy.
 
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I got the cops called on me last time I did something like this.
 

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Hell yea, Mick, don't let these kids tell you anything different. Taking a piss off the porch is one of life's small treasures and a nice way to say fuck you to the neighbors watching.
 
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Sounds like the kind of thing I'd treat myself to every now and then if I had my own place.
 

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I piss in the yard on the reg. Late at night usually when I have to let my dogs out is a prime time to release a outdoor stream.
 

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I piss in the yard on the reg. Late at night usually when I have to let my dogs out is a prime time to release a outdoor stream.

That's exactly when I piss in the yard too. Let the dogs out. I'm lucky to have a fenced in yard to provide privacy as well :)
 

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My dicks too big for me to lean over railings.

It's just a hazard tbh.
 

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When I used to get seriously fall down drunk regularly I would piss in the bath tub because I couldn't miss it like the toilet. Then just run the bath water for about 20 seconds afterwards to wash it down the drain. It made sense at the time.
 

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Porch is fun and all, but I must admit nothing beats urinating off a balcony on a windy day.

Not only do you get the immediate reaction from neighbours, but you get a nice little bonus reaction in the morning from those who missed the action live.