Urinating off the Porch

[Mick Donalds]

Porch is fun and all, but I must admit nothing beats urinating off a balcony on a windy day.

Not only do you get the immediate reaction from neighbours, but you get a nice little bonus reaction in the morning from those who missed the action live.

cant say ive ever tried that one... Added to the bucket list

 

[Defiant]

Porch is fun and all, but I must admit nothing beats urinating off a balcony on a windy day.

Not only do you get the immediate reaction from neighbours, but you get a nice little bonus reaction in the morning from those who missed the action live.

I dunno, pissing in the wind seems like it can backfire on you on any occasion.

 

[ThatGuyFromNukemHigh]

I dunno, pissing in the wind seems like it can backfire on you on any occasion.

If you are really concerned with a little splash back, you can always use the railing as a shield, and most importantly AIM DOWN.