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Guest
^^^ Yeah thanks, it was just to start off J.B.L's reign of terror lol
T.N.E
King: Welcome everybody to Monday night Impact and what a show we have for you tonight.
J.R: Indeed King but now lets see what Christian Cage has to say in the ring.
Cage: Last week at Slammiversary in my main event match, I was a second away from winning. The bell rung and I thought I had won the T.N.E World title and then the ref raises the hand of Randy Orton. Therefore I demand that I have a rematch that way the only person I am able to pin will be him and there will be no other distractions.
Orton’s music hits and he comes down to the ring
Orton: Christian, everybody no’s that I won that title fair and square and in my opinion you should not have a rematch.
Cage: Why not Randy? Are you scared of me?
Orton: No how could I be scared of you!
Cage: Well if you’re not scared give me a rematch with the title on the line.
Orton: I tell you what Cage if you win your match tonight then I will give you a rematch but if you lose your match tonight, you cannot challenge me to a title match for as long as I am champ which will be for a very long time. Also if your opponent beats you he will be the new number one contender.
Cage: Well you know what Randy, you’re on.
They each leave the ring
J.R: I can’t wait to see who Christian Cage’s opponent is tonight
King: Same here J.R and now its time for the first match of the evening.
Match 1 for the tag team titles
Double X Vs Londrick
Senshi and Brian Kendrick start the match off. Senshi knocks Kendrick down to the mat with a huge clothesline. Senshi starts to stomp on the face of Kendrick he then gives him a standing leg drop, pin, 1…2…and Kendrick kicks out. Senshi makes quick tag to Skipper who rushes into the ring, Kendrick gets up and is knocked straight back down with a spinning wheel kick by Skipper. Elix then picks up Kendrick and Irish whips him into the turnbuckle, he then runs at him and delivers Kendrick with a huge monkey flip, pin, 1…2…and another kick out by Kendrick.
Skipper then goes and tags in Senshi, Senshi climbs onto the top rope and waits for Kendrick to get to his feet. He does and Senshi jumps out to missile dropkick Kendrick but Kendrick dives out of the way and tags in Paul London. London goes and hits Senshi with a standing moonsault, he then picks Senshi up and enziguri’s him down to the mat. Pin by London, 1…2…and a kick out by Senshi. London kicks Senshi a couple of times and then gives him a huge dropkick, London then makes a quick tag to Brian Kendrick. Kendrick picks up Senshi and hits him with a hurricanrana which sends Senshi rolling out of the ring. The ref begins to count him out, 1…2…3…4…5…Senshi gets back up to his feet and Brian Kendrick flies over the top rope landing right on top of Senshi. The ref restarts the count, 1…2…3…4…5…6…Kendrick grabs Senshi and throws him back into the ring, Kendrick follows him back in. Kendrick goes and makes another tag to Paul London, London runs over and tries to pick up Senshi but Senshi pokes Paul London in the eye. Senshi then hits London with a numerous amount of hard kicks to the waist and legs.
Senshi goes and tags in Elix Skipper, Skipper runs into the ring and cross bodies Paul London down to the mat. Skipper gets up and climbs to the top rope, London gets to his feet and Skipper hits him with a diving hurricanrana. Pin, 1…2…and London kicks out. Primetime Elix Skipper goes and tags in the Warrior Senshi who runs into the ring. He hits Paul London with a huge shining Wizard, pin, 1…2…and another kick out by Paul London. London slowly gets back up to his feet, Senshi runs at London but London ducks. Senshi turns around and drops Senshi with a dropkick he then makes a tag to Brian Kendrick. Kendrick runs in as Senshi tags in Elix Skipper. Kendrick grabs Skipper and hits him with slice bread #2 he goes for the pin, 1…2…and then Senshi jumps from the top rope and stomps right on the back of Brian Kendrick. London then runs into the ring and knocks Senshi to the mat with a crossbody, he then climbs to the top rope. Paul London then hits Senshi with a Shooting Star press, he then drags Kendrick onto Elix Skipper for the pin, 1…2…and 3.
Here are your winners and still T.N.E Tag Team Champions
Paul London and Brian Kendrick
King: Wow great way to start off Impact.
J.R: I agree and what an effort put in by Double X.
Commercial Break
The camera goes back stage to Todd with an interview
Todd: I’m here with Maple leaf muscle Petey Williams. Petey, how do you feel after winning the X-Division title last week at Slammiversary?
Petey: Todd I feel great, to be honest I think I’m better then ever. I’m happier and I feel a lot more confident after beating those other chumps. It also feels like my muscles are bigger.
Todd: J.B.L has made a number 1 contenders match for your newly won X-Division title, what are your thoughts?
Petey: Well I had no idea about this. To be honest I don’t really care who wins the match because whoever I face I am still going to walk out of the match as the X-Division Champion.
Todd: Okay thanks, back to you J.R
J.R: Well what a night it has been so far and there is still lots more to come, the X-Division number 1 contenders match and the main event, Christian Cage vs an unknown opponent where the winner faces Randy Orton at our next PPV, Mega Mayhem with the T.N.E World title on the line.
King: That’s right J.R but now let’s focus on what’s going on in the ring
Santino comes down to the ring with a mic
Santino: Okay, last week I was promised a match by J.B.L. he said if I win this match he will think about giving me a title shot so whoever my opponent is, get your ass out here now!
Umaga’s music hits as Santino stands there in shock
Match 2
Santino Marella Vs Umaga
Umaga starts off the match with a huge clothesline on Santino dropping him to the mat. He lifts Santino up and slams him back down with a huge scoop slam; Umaga then climbs to the top rope and jumps off hitting Santino with a huge diving headbutt. Umaga lifts Santino up and puts him hanging in reverse on the turnbuckle; he goes back to the other side of the ring. Umaga then runs up and jumps at Santino driving his head into Santino’s head. Santino drops down to the mat and leans up against the bottom rope in the turnbuckle. Umaga runs back, he then runs up and shoves his lower back/butt into the face of Santino, he then starts to repetitively do this until he can see that Santino is nearly out cold.
Umaga lifts Santino to his feet; he can barely stand as Umaga hits him with a devastating Samoan drop. Umaga lifts Santino up and gives him a Samoan Spike which drops Santino to the mat hard, pin by Umaga, 1…2…and 3.
Here is your winner, Umaga
King: That’s got to hurt.
J.R: I think we need a medic or two.
King: Well after that I don’t think Santino will ever get a title shot.
J.R: Well we have to get on with the show. Kennedy has come down to the ring.
Kennedy: Last week at Slammiversary, I came so close to winning the Rising Star title. If it wasn’t for that big freak Kane, you would be looking at the new Champion.
Roode’s music comes on and he enters the ring
Roode: Yeah and his name would be Robert Roode, We all know if Kane didn’t get lucky I would have been the winner of the battle royal.
Kennedy: Yeah in your dreams Bobby. Well anyway, Kane needs a number 1 contender at our next PPV Mega Mayhem and I think that contender should be me.
Roode: You! Why should you get a shot, I should be the number 1 contender and everyone knows it.
Jeff Hardy comes down to the ring
Jeff: Well guys, I think I should be the number 1 contender.
Kennedy: You, hahaha. What the hell have you done to earn a shot at the title? You were the first one eliminated in the 10-man battle royal.
Roode: Yeah me and Kennedy lasted till the last 3.
Kennedy: I will be the winner at Mega Mayhem if you are in the match or not in the match Jeff because I am, Mrrrrrrrrrrr Kennedy............................Kennedy!
Roode: I will be the winner at Mega Mayhem because It pays to be Roode
Kane enters the ring
Kane: It doesn’t matter who I fight! Ill take all 3 of you on and still be champion.
Jeff, Kennedy and Roode all start to attack Kane throwing punches at him, Kane throws them all off and Roode and Kennedy roll out of the ring leaving Jeff Hardy in there with the big red machine. Kane lifts him up and throws Hardy down with a huge chokeslam.
J.R: Looks like we could have another good match coming our way at our next PPV.
King: Looks like it J.R but now its time for the number 1 contenders match for the X-Division title.
Commercial break
Match 3, A 3-way elimination match where the winner is the number 1 contender for the X-Division title
Christopher Daniels Vs Sonjay Dutt Vs AJ Styles
All three superstars start off staring at each other, AJ makes the first move going right after Sonjay Dutt. He throws a couple of punches and then throws him up into the turnbuckle, he moves and Daniels flies into the corner with a stinger splash like move on Sonjay Dutt. AJ then leaps up onto the second rope he jumps up into the air and hits Dutt with a huge enziguri. Pin by AJ, 1…and Daniels quickly breaks it up, he then clotheslines Styles down to the mat. He then runs at AJ as AJ is slowly getting to his feet, Daniels hits him with a shining wizard and then he goes for a quick pin, 1…2…and Styles kicks out. Daniels then goes over and picks up Sonjay, he Irish whips him into the ropes. Dutt bounces back and Daniels hits him with a spinning kick to the mid-section, Dutt bends over in pain. Daniels then lifts him up in a powerbomb position.
AJ Styles springboards off the top rope and leg drops Sonjay at the same time that Daniels slams him down with the powerbomb from high in the air. Sonjay rolls out of the ring as Daniels and Styles both get to their feet. AJ quickly runs at Daniels and dropkicks him back down to the mat, he then gives him another dropping him to the mat once again, pin by AJ, 1…2…and a kick out. Daniels gets up as AJ springboards off the ropes and hits him with a flying forearm, he then gives Daniels a huge standing moonsault, pin, 1…2…and again Daniels kicks out. Styles grabs Daniels, he runs and tosses him over the ropes and turns around and does his famous taunt but Daniels had held onto the top rope, he swings himself back into the ring. AJ turns back around and is knocked over with a huge spinning wheel kick dropping Styles to the mat. Styles gets up and is chopped a few times by Daniels and then scoop slammed down, pin, 1…2…and Styles kicks out. AJ gets up and stumbles into the arms of Christopher Daniels who lifts AJ up and slams him down with a back breaker, pin, 1…2…and Sonjay Dutt flies off the ropes and lands on Daniels with a leg drop to break up the pin. He lifts Daniels up and gives him a few hard hits before dropping him to the mat with a bulldog. Dutt then goes over to AJ and picks him up, he then knocks him to the ground with a dropkick. Sonjay then climbs to the top rope and goes for his finishing move the guru press, he goes for it but AJ moved out of the way. Styles then lifts up Sonjay and slams him down with the Styles Clash, pin, 1…2…and 3.
Sonjay Dutt has been eliminated
Now it’s out of AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels. Daniels gets up and cross bodies Styles to the ground, he then bounces off the ropes and AJ rolls under his feet. Daniels bounces back and AJ leaps up and clotheslines Daniels which knocks him down to the mat. They both slowly get back up to there feet, AJ runs at Daniels but Daniels leap frogs over him, Daniels turns around and AJ runs and slides under is legs. Daniels turns around again and is dropped to the mat with a devastating neck breaker, pin by AJ, 1…2…and Daniels kicks out. Daniels gets to his feet and Styles runs and moonsaults off the ropes behind Daniels and quickly hits him with an inverted DDT. Styles then climbs to the top rope and signals for the spinal tap, he goes for it but this time Daniels moves out of the way leaving AJ to land on the mat stomach first. Daniels slowly crawls over for the pin, 1…2…and AJ Styles kicks out. Daniels jumps up to the second rope then the top rope for the BME but he’s sees that AJ is getting ready to roll out of the way so he flips backwards and lands on his feet. AJ gets rolls and then gets up thinking he’s clever for moving by pointing to his head, he turns around and is turned in side out by a huge clothesline from Daniels, pin, 1…2…and again AJ kicks out. Daniels picks up AJ and runs and tosses him over the top rope but AJ lands on his feet, Daniels slides out side the ring as the ref starts to count them out, 1…2…Daniels grabs AJ by the head, he starts to slam it against the steel steps. Styles reverses by elbowing Daniels in the face, he then throws him back into the ring. Styles waits outside the ring for a while to catch his breath as Daniels slowly gets to his feet in the ring, AJ reaches to grab a hold of the rope to climb into the ring but Daniels kicks him off. Daniels then runs and tries to baseball slide AJ but AJ moves and knee’s Daniels in the stomach. Styles jumps up onto the apron and springboard moonsaults off of it and lands right on top of Christopher Daniels. The ref starts counting, 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…they both slowly get up, 9…10.
The ref calls for the bell
It is a no contest so both of these superstars are the number1 contenders for the X-Division title.
King: Did you here that J.R, both of them will be fighting Petey Williams at our next PPV.
J.R: I wonder how much Petey Williams will care now about defending his X-Division title.
King: I’m going to say a lot. Now let’s see what the MCMG have to say down in the ring.
Shelley: Last week at Slammiversary we came so close to winning the T.N.E Tag titles. It was down to just us and Londrick, Unfortunately we did not walk out as the champions.
Sabin: but we promise you this, next week live on Impact we will win the number 1 contenders match between us, LAX, Double X and Cade and Murdock.
Shelley: Yeah, and then we will go on to Mega Mayhem (next PPV) and win the tag titles from Paul London and Brian Kendrick.
They exit the ring
King: I can’t wait J.R
J.R: Me either King, now its time for the next match.
Match 4
Stevie Richards Vs Hardcore Holly
The two shake hands and start the match off. Richards gets a few hard punches into the face of Holly, Holly then returns the favour to Stevie.
Hardcore grabs Stevie and Irish whips him into the ropes, he then drops Stevie to the mat with a huge clothesline, pin, 1…2…and Richards kicks out. Holly picks Stevie up and gives him a couple of chops to the chest before suplexing him to the mat, pin, 1…2…and again Richards kicks out. Hardcore picks up Stevie and throws him into the turnbuckle; he then climbs the turnbuckle and starts to hammer away at the face of Richards. Richards throws Hardcore off, he turns around and is smashed to the mat by a thunderous clothesline by Stevie. Richards picks up Hardcore and gives him a couple of hard kicks to the mid-section before giving him a huge swinging neck breaker, pin, 1…2…and Holly kicks out. Hardcore gets up and walks into a dropkick by Stevie Richards causing Hardcore Holly to roll out of the ring. Stevie follows him out of the ring, he grabs Hardcore and suplexs him onto the hard outside ground. The ref starts to count Hardcore Holly out as Stevie gets back inside the ring. 1…2…3…4…5…Hardcore gets up and slowly rolls back into the ring, pin by Stevie, 1…2…and Holly kicks out. Hardcore Holly gets up as does Stevie and Stevie runs up and attempts to Super kick Hardcore but Hardcore ducks and rolls up Stevie, 1…2…and Richards just manages to escape. Richards gets up and runs right into a dropkick by Hardcore Holly. Richards quickly gets up and goes for another Super kick but once again Holly ducks and he locks Stevie in the full Nelson. Stevie Richards slowly fades away; he reaches for the ropes but doesn’t have the power to get there. Stevie then lifts Hardcore up onto his back and reverses into the turnbuckle causing Hardcore to break the submission hold. Both men lay on the mat in pain.
Out of nowhere CM Punk and Carlito run down, they start to stomp on Hardcore Holly and Stevie Richards. They pick each of them up and start to repetitively punch them, Punk lifts up Stevie Richards and nails him with the GTS as Carlito hits Hardcore Holly with the back Cracker.
They then leave they ring
King: What the hell was that about?
J.R: Those to jerks ruined a great match
King: Tell me about it.
Commercial Break
The Camera goes back stage to the locker room
Kurt: Hey Velvet
Velvet: Oh, Hey Kurt, How are you?
Kurt: Good, Well I was wondering if you would like to come down to the ring with me next week in my match against Edge.
Velvet: Yeah Okay. Any particular reason why?
Kurt: Well I just thought having a beautiful women like you at ring side would help me win my match.
Velvet: *Blushing* Oh, Okay see you next week.
Velvet walks off
Kurt: I still got it…
J.R: Yes you do Kurt, now it’s time for our main event match.
King: Yeah and we still don’t know who Christian Cage is fighting.
Cage comes down to the ring and waits for his opponent
General Manager J.B.L comes down to the ring
J.B.L: To make this match even more interesting then it already is I am now going to change this match to a Last man Standing match.
So everybody enjoy the match.
J.B.L leaves the ring and Y2J comes down to the ring
J.R: OMG its Chris Jericho he’s fighting Christian Cage
King: And it is in a last man standing match
Main event for the number 1 contenders spot
Christian Cage Vs Chris Jericho in a last man standing match
Both superstars walk up to each other and start trash talking to each other. Jericho slaps Christian Cage in the face, Cage smirks and then punches Jericho directly in the face. Cage then kicks Jericho a couple of times before clotheslining him down to the mat, Cage then lifts up Jericho and Irish whips him into the turnbuckle. Cage runs at Jericho for a clothesline but Jericho ducks leaving Cage to run straight into the hard metal turnbuckle. Jericho then drops Christian Cage to the mat with a dropkick. Jericho goes outside the ring and grabs a steel chair, he turns around to get back into the ring but Cage baseball slides Jericho and they both fall down to the hard ground outside the ring. Cage gets up and picks Jericho up with him, he then grabs him by the head and slams it down on the announcers table and then onto the steel steps. Cage tells the ref to count, 1…2…3…4 and Jericho gets back up to his feet, Cage then throws Jericho back into the ring as Christian follows. Cage picks up Chris Jericho and lifts him up; he slams him down with a suplex. Jericho slowly gets up and is Irish whipped into the ropes by Cage, Cage runs at him for a clothesline but Jericho ducks and bounces off the ropes, Christian turns around and is hit with a cross body. Jericho starts to stomp on the head of Christian, he then starts punching him in the face, and Jericho tells the ref to count. 1…2…3…but Cage gets up rather quickly. Jericho runs and bounces off the ropes and then drops Cage with a one handed bulldog, the ref begins counting again, 1…2…3…4 and again Cage gets back up.
Then Jericho tries to get Christian Cage in the Walls of Jericho but Cage reverses it by kicking Jericho off into the ropes. Jericho turns around and is dropkicked down to the mat. Cage goes outside the ring and picks up the steel chair that Jericho had earlier, he comes back into the ring and waits for Jericho to get up. Jericho gets up and turns around, he sees Cage running at him with the steel chair so he dives at Christians legs with a dropkick causing Cage to fall over and drop the chair. Jericho picks the chair up and wedges it in between the middle ropes by the turnbuckle.
Jericho lifts up Christian and starts running with him towards the turnbuckle with the steel chair in it, but Cage counters by grabbing a hold of the top rope before his head hits the steel chair. Cage elbows Jericho in the stomach a few times, he then jumps up and hits Jericho with a DDT. The ref begins to count, 1…2…3…4 and Jericho pulls himself up using the ropes. Cage grabs a hold of Jericho and he slams him down with a suplex, Cage goes outside the ring and looks underneath for a weapon of some sort. Cage comes out with a trash can; he climbs back into the ring with the trash can and places it in the middle of the ring. He grabs Jericho and sets up for the unpretier over the top of the trash can, Jericho pushes Cage off and gives him a step up enziguri. Cage falls down in the middle of the ring; Jericho rolls Cage over onto his back and places the trash can on Christian’s chest. Jericho runs and springboards off the ropes and nails Cage with the Lionsault. Jericho tells the ref to start counting, 1…2…3…4…5…6…and Cage slowly starts to make it up to his feet. Jericho grabs the demented trash can and raises it up to his head to slam it down on Cage but Cage jumps up and dropkicks it into the face of Jericho. The ref starts counting for both of them, 1…2…3…4…5 and they both somehow make it to there feet. They then both start trading punches with one another, Jericho pokes the eye of Christian Cage and then pushes him into the steel chair which is wedged in between the to ropes, Cage drops to the ground as Jericho tells the ref to count once more as he throws the broken trash can out of the ring. 1…2…3…4…5 and Cage pulls himself up with the ropes. Christian gets up and Jericho tosses him right over the top of him leaving Cage to land right on his back. Jericho rolls out of the ring and starts to look for some more weapons of good use. He pulls out a kendo stick and runs back into the ring, he runs at Cage but Cage pulls out the steel chair and Jericho swings the kendo stick into the steel chair. They both get sore hands and drop the weapons, Jericho then low blows Cage which drops him to the mat, 1…2…3…4…5…and again Cage gets up before the 10 count. Jericho runs at him but Cage ducks, Jericho bounces back off the ropes and Cage is waiting there with the kendo stick. Cage swings the kendo stick right into the face of Chris Jericho which drops him to the ground in an instance. 1…2…3…4…5…6…and Cage sees that Jericho is about to get up so he smashes the kendo stick over Jericho’s back. Cage places the steel chair in the middle of the ring and puts the kendo stick on the apron as he goes outside the ring. He goes looking for more weapons underneath the ring, he comes out a table. He lifts the table up into the ring, he then leans it up against the turnbuckle as Jericho gets back up to his feet. Cage grabs Jericho and sets him up for the unpretier over the steel chair; Jericho pushes Cage off into the ropes and when he bounces back Jericho slams his head down on the steel chair with a huge bulldog.
The ref starts to count, 1…2…3…4…5…and Cage gets back up to his feet. Jericho grabs Christian and Irish whips him into the table in the corner, he goes over and starts slamming Cage’s head against the hard wooden table. Cage falls to the ground as Jericho kicks the steel chair aside and sets the table up in the middle of the ring. Jericho stomps on Cage’s head a few times and then picks him up, but Cage counters and clotheslines Jericho over. Cage tosses Jericho onto the table and climbs to the top rope, he jumps off and smashes Jericho through the table with a huge Frog Splash. The ref begins to count, 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…and Jericho manages to get back up to his feet. Cage runs and clotheslines Jericho to the mat and then throws all of the broken table outside the ring. He then slides outside the ring and pulls out another table which he sets up outside the ring. He then crawls back into the ring and picks up the steel chair, he swings at Jericho who somehow ducks. Jericho springs off the ropes and dropkicks the steel chair right into the face of Christian Cage, the ref starts to count, 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…Cage pulls himself up to his feet. Jericho runs at Cage he jumps up and drops Christian with the code breaker, 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…and again Cage gets back up to his feet.
Jericho begins to get frustrated, he picks up the steel chair and walks over to Cage. He throws the chair aiming for the face of Christian Cage but Cage ducks and the chair goes flying over the ropes. Cage runs and cross bodies Chris Jericho down to the mat and then starts hammering away at him. Cage then goes and picks up the Kendo stick on the side of the ring, he stands there waiting for Jericho to get up. Jericho gets to his feet and turns around to Christain Cage, Cage hits him right in the face with a hard shot from the Kendo stick which drops Chris Jericho, 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…and Jericho gets to his feet in the nick of time. Jericho’s by the ropes and Cage runs at him, he goes for the clothesline but Jericho throws him over his back and over the top rope. Jericho then rolls out of the ring and picks up Christian Cage, he pulls him over to the table that was set up on the outside of the ring earlier. He tosses Cage onto the table and then Jericho also jumps up onto the table, he lifts Cage up for a powerbomb but Cage counters while he is up in the air on jericho’s shoulders by kicking off of him and they both drop down through the table, the ref counts, 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…and 10.
J.R: What! Neither of them got up on the 10 count.
King: What does this mean?
J.R: I guess both men are Number 1 contenders for Randy Orton’s World Heavyweight title.
King: I guess so J.R.
J.R: What’s happening, Randy Orton’s running down
Randy: So it’s a draw is it? Your both number 1 contenders for my World title.
Randy goes and picks up Chris Jericho and hits him with a huge RKO. He then lifts up Christian Cage and gives him an RKO also.
The World Champion walks off and the show is ended…
T.N.E
King: Welcome everybody to Monday night Impact and what a show we have for you tonight.
J.R: Indeed King but now lets see what Christian Cage has to say in the ring.
Cage: Last week at Slammiversary in my main event match, I was a second away from winning. The bell rung and I thought I had won the T.N.E World title and then the ref raises the hand of Randy Orton. Therefore I demand that I have a rematch that way the only person I am able to pin will be him and there will be no other distractions.
Orton’s music hits and he comes down to the ring
Orton: Christian, everybody no’s that I won that title fair and square and in my opinion you should not have a rematch.
Cage: Why not Randy? Are you scared of me?
Orton: No how could I be scared of you!
Cage: Well if you’re not scared give me a rematch with the title on the line.
Orton: I tell you what Cage if you win your match tonight then I will give you a rematch but if you lose your match tonight, you cannot challenge me to a title match for as long as I am champ which will be for a very long time. Also if your opponent beats you he will be the new number one contender.
Cage: Well you know what Randy, you’re on.
They each leave the ring
J.R: I can’t wait to see who Christian Cage’s opponent is tonight
King: Same here J.R and now its time for the first match of the evening.
Match 1 for the tag team titles
Double X Vs Londrick
Senshi and Brian Kendrick start the match off. Senshi knocks Kendrick down to the mat with a huge clothesline. Senshi starts to stomp on the face of Kendrick he then gives him a standing leg drop, pin, 1…2…and Kendrick kicks out. Senshi makes quick tag to Skipper who rushes into the ring, Kendrick gets up and is knocked straight back down with a spinning wheel kick by Skipper. Elix then picks up Kendrick and Irish whips him into the turnbuckle, he then runs at him and delivers Kendrick with a huge monkey flip, pin, 1…2…and another kick out by Kendrick.
Skipper then goes and tags in Senshi, Senshi climbs onto the top rope and waits for Kendrick to get to his feet. He does and Senshi jumps out to missile dropkick Kendrick but Kendrick dives out of the way and tags in Paul London. London goes and hits Senshi with a standing moonsault, he then picks Senshi up and enziguri’s him down to the mat. Pin by London, 1…2…and a kick out by Senshi. London kicks Senshi a couple of times and then gives him a huge dropkick, London then makes a quick tag to Brian Kendrick. Kendrick picks up Senshi and hits him with a hurricanrana which sends Senshi rolling out of the ring. The ref begins to count him out, 1…2…3…4…5…Senshi gets back up to his feet and Brian Kendrick flies over the top rope landing right on top of Senshi. The ref restarts the count, 1…2…3…4…5…6…Kendrick grabs Senshi and throws him back into the ring, Kendrick follows him back in. Kendrick goes and makes another tag to Paul London, London runs over and tries to pick up Senshi but Senshi pokes Paul London in the eye. Senshi then hits London with a numerous amount of hard kicks to the waist and legs.
Senshi goes and tags in Elix Skipper, Skipper runs into the ring and cross bodies Paul London down to the mat. Skipper gets up and climbs to the top rope, London gets to his feet and Skipper hits him with a diving hurricanrana. Pin, 1…2…and London kicks out. Primetime Elix Skipper goes and tags in the Warrior Senshi who runs into the ring. He hits Paul London with a huge shining Wizard, pin, 1…2…and another kick out by Paul London. London slowly gets back up to his feet, Senshi runs at London but London ducks. Senshi turns around and drops Senshi with a dropkick he then makes a tag to Brian Kendrick. Kendrick runs in as Senshi tags in Elix Skipper. Kendrick grabs Skipper and hits him with slice bread #2 he goes for the pin, 1…2…and then Senshi jumps from the top rope and stomps right on the back of Brian Kendrick. London then runs into the ring and knocks Senshi to the mat with a crossbody, he then climbs to the top rope. Paul London then hits Senshi with a Shooting Star press, he then drags Kendrick onto Elix Skipper for the pin, 1…2…and 3.
Here are your winners and still T.N.E Tag Team Champions
Paul London and Brian Kendrick
King: Wow great way to start off Impact.
J.R: I agree and what an effort put in by Double X.
Commercial Break
The camera goes back stage to Todd with an interview
Todd: I’m here with Maple leaf muscle Petey Williams. Petey, how do you feel after winning the X-Division title last week at Slammiversary?
Petey: Todd I feel great, to be honest I think I’m better then ever. I’m happier and I feel a lot more confident after beating those other chumps. It also feels like my muscles are bigger.
Todd: J.B.L has made a number 1 contenders match for your newly won X-Division title, what are your thoughts?
Petey: Well I had no idea about this. To be honest I don’t really care who wins the match because whoever I face I am still going to walk out of the match as the X-Division Champion.
Todd: Okay thanks, back to you J.R
J.R: Well what a night it has been so far and there is still lots more to come, the X-Division number 1 contenders match and the main event, Christian Cage vs an unknown opponent where the winner faces Randy Orton at our next PPV, Mega Mayhem with the T.N.E World title on the line.
King: That’s right J.R but now let’s focus on what’s going on in the ring
Santino comes down to the ring with a mic
Santino: Okay, last week I was promised a match by J.B.L. he said if I win this match he will think about giving me a title shot so whoever my opponent is, get your ass out here now!
Umaga’s music hits as Santino stands there in shock
Match 2
Santino Marella Vs Umaga
Umaga starts off the match with a huge clothesline on Santino dropping him to the mat. He lifts Santino up and slams him back down with a huge scoop slam; Umaga then climbs to the top rope and jumps off hitting Santino with a huge diving headbutt. Umaga lifts Santino up and puts him hanging in reverse on the turnbuckle; he goes back to the other side of the ring. Umaga then runs up and jumps at Santino driving his head into Santino’s head. Santino drops down to the mat and leans up against the bottom rope in the turnbuckle. Umaga runs back, he then runs up and shoves his lower back/butt into the face of Santino, he then starts to repetitively do this until he can see that Santino is nearly out cold.
Umaga lifts Santino to his feet; he can barely stand as Umaga hits him with a devastating Samoan drop. Umaga lifts Santino up and gives him a Samoan Spike which drops Santino to the mat hard, pin by Umaga, 1…2…and 3.
Here is your winner, Umaga
King: That’s got to hurt.
J.R: I think we need a medic or two.
King: Well after that I don’t think Santino will ever get a title shot.
J.R: Well we have to get on with the show. Kennedy has come down to the ring.
Kennedy: Last week at Slammiversary, I came so close to winning the Rising Star title. If it wasn’t for that big freak Kane, you would be looking at the new Champion.
Roode’s music comes on and he enters the ring
Roode: Yeah and his name would be Robert Roode, We all know if Kane didn’t get lucky I would have been the winner of the battle royal.
Kennedy: Yeah in your dreams Bobby. Well anyway, Kane needs a number 1 contender at our next PPV Mega Mayhem and I think that contender should be me.
Roode: You! Why should you get a shot, I should be the number 1 contender and everyone knows it.
Jeff Hardy comes down to the ring
Jeff: Well guys, I think I should be the number 1 contender.
Kennedy: You, hahaha. What the hell have you done to earn a shot at the title? You were the first one eliminated in the 10-man battle royal.
Roode: Yeah me and Kennedy lasted till the last 3.
Kennedy: I will be the winner at Mega Mayhem if you are in the match or not in the match Jeff because I am, Mrrrrrrrrrrr Kennedy............................Kennedy!
Roode: I will be the winner at Mega Mayhem because It pays to be Roode
Kane enters the ring
Kane: It doesn’t matter who I fight! Ill take all 3 of you on and still be champion.
Jeff, Kennedy and Roode all start to attack Kane throwing punches at him, Kane throws them all off and Roode and Kennedy roll out of the ring leaving Jeff Hardy in there with the big red machine. Kane lifts him up and throws Hardy down with a huge chokeslam.
J.R: Looks like we could have another good match coming our way at our next PPV.
King: Looks like it J.R but now its time for the number 1 contenders match for the X-Division title.
Commercial break
Match 3, A 3-way elimination match where the winner is the number 1 contender for the X-Division title
Christopher Daniels Vs Sonjay Dutt Vs AJ Styles
All three superstars start off staring at each other, AJ makes the first move going right after Sonjay Dutt. He throws a couple of punches and then throws him up into the turnbuckle, he moves and Daniels flies into the corner with a stinger splash like move on Sonjay Dutt. AJ then leaps up onto the second rope he jumps up into the air and hits Dutt with a huge enziguri. Pin by AJ, 1…and Daniels quickly breaks it up, he then clotheslines Styles down to the mat. He then runs at AJ as AJ is slowly getting to his feet, Daniels hits him with a shining wizard and then he goes for a quick pin, 1…2…and Styles kicks out. Daniels then goes over and picks up Sonjay, he Irish whips him into the ropes. Dutt bounces back and Daniels hits him with a spinning kick to the mid-section, Dutt bends over in pain. Daniels then lifts him up in a powerbomb position.
AJ Styles springboards off the top rope and leg drops Sonjay at the same time that Daniels slams him down with the powerbomb from high in the air. Sonjay rolls out of the ring as Daniels and Styles both get to their feet. AJ quickly runs at Daniels and dropkicks him back down to the mat, he then gives him another dropping him to the mat once again, pin by AJ, 1…2…and a kick out. Daniels gets up as AJ springboards off the ropes and hits him with a flying forearm, he then gives Daniels a huge standing moonsault, pin, 1…2…and again Daniels kicks out. Styles grabs Daniels, he runs and tosses him over the ropes and turns around and does his famous taunt but Daniels had held onto the top rope, he swings himself back into the ring. AJ turns back around and is knocked over with a huge spinning wheel kick dropping Styles to the mat. Styles gets up and is chopped a few times by Daniels and then scoop slammed down, pin, 1…2…and Styles kicks out. AJ gets up and stumbles into the arms of Christopher Daniels who lifts AJ up and slams him down with a back breaker, pin, 1…2…and Sonjay Dutt flies off the ropes and lands on Daniels with a leg drop to break up the pin. He lifts Daniels up and gives him a few hard hits before dropping him to the mat with a bulldog. Dutt then goes over to AJ and picks him up, he then knocks him to the ground with a dropkick. Sonjay then climbs to the top rope and goes for his finishing move the guru press, he goes for it but AJ moved out of the way. Styles then lifts up Sonjay and slams him down with the Styles Clash, pin, 1…2…and 3.
Sonjay Dutt has been eliminated
Now it’s out of AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels. Daniels gets up and cross bodies Styles to the ground, he then bounces off the ropes and AJ rolls under his feet. Daniels bounces back and AJ leaps up and clotheslines Daniels which knocks him down to the mat. They both slowly get back up to there feet, AJ runs at Daniels but Daniels leap frogs over him, Daniels turns around and AJ runs and slides under is legs. Daniels turns around again and is dropped to the mat with a devastating neck breaker, pin by AJ, 1…2…and Daniels kicks out. Daniels gets to his feet and Styles runs and moonsaults off the ropes behind Daniels and quickly hits him with an inverted DDT. Styles then climbs to the top rope and signals for the spinal tap, he goes for it but this time Daniels moves out of the way leaving AJ to land on the mat stomach first. Daniels slowly crawls over for the pin, 1…2…and AJ Styles kicks out. Daniels jumps up to the second rope then the top rope for the BME but he’s sees that AJ is getting ready to roll out of the way so he flips backwards and lands on his feet. AJ gets rolls and then gets up thinking he’s clever for moving by pointing to his head, he turns around and is turned in side out by a huge clothesline from Daniels, pin, 1…2…and again AJ kicks out. Daniels picks up AJ and runs and tosses him over the top rope but AJ lands on his feet, Daniels slides out side the ring as the ref starts to count them out, 1…2…Daniels grabs AJ by the head, he starts to slam it against the steel steps. Styles reverses by elbowing Daniels in the face, he then throws him back into the ring. Styles waits outside the ring for a while to catch his breath as Daniels slowly gets to his feet in the ring, AJ reaches to grab a hold of the rope to climb into the ring but Daniels kicks him off. Daniels then runs and tries to baseball slide AJ but AJ moves and knee’s Daniels in the stomach. Styles jumps up onto the apron and springboard moonsaults off of it and lands right on top of Christopher Daniels. The ref starts counting, 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…they both slowly get up, 9…10.
The ref calls for the bell
It is a no contest so both of these superstars are the number1 contenders for the X-Division title.
King: Did you here that J.R, both of them will be fighting Petey Williams at our next PPV.
J.R: I wonder how much Petey Williams will care now about defending his X-Division title.
King: I’m going to say a lot. Now let’s see what the MCMG have to say down in the ring.
Shelley: Last week at Slammiversary we came so close to winning the T.N.E Tag titles. It was down to just us and Londrick, Unfortunately we did not walk out as the champions.
Sabin: but we promise you this, next week live on Impact we will win the number 1 contenders match between us, LAX, Double X and Cade and Murdock.
Shelley: Yeah, and then we will go on to Mega Mayhem (next PPV) and win the tag titles from Paul London and Brian Kendrick.
They exit the ring
King: I can’t wait J.R
J.R: Me either King, now its time for the next match.
Match 4
Stevie Richards Vs Hardcore Holly
The two shake hands and start the match off. Richards gets a few hard punches into the face of Holly, Holly then returns the favour to Stevie.
Hardcore grabs Stevie and Irish whips him into the ropes, he then drops Stevie to the mat with a huge clothesline, pin, 1…2…and Richards kicks out. Holly picks Stevie up and gives him a couple of chops to the chest before suplexing him to the mat, pin, 1…2…and again Richards kicks out. Hardcore picks up Stevie and throws him into the turnbuckle; he then climbs the turnbuckle and starts to hammer away at the face of Richards. Richards throws Hardcore off, he turns around and is smashed to the mat by a thunderous clothesline by Stevie. Richards picks up Hardcore and gives him a couple of hard kicks to the mid-section before giving him a huge swinging neck breaker, pin, 1…2…and Holly kicks out. Hardcore gets up and walks into a dropkick by Stevie Richards causing Hardcore Holly to roll out of the ring. Stevie follows him out of the ring, he grabs Hardcore and suplexs him onto the hard outside ground. The ref starts to count Hardcore Holly out as Stevie gets back inside the ring. 1…2…3…4…5…Hardcore gets up and slowly rolls back into the ring, pin by Stevie, 1…2…and Holly kicks out. Hardcore Holly gets up as does Stevie and Stevie runs up and attempts to Super kick Hardcore but Hardcore ducks and rolls up Stevie, 1…2…and Richards just manages to escape. Richards gets up and runs right into a dropkick by Hardcore Holly. Richards quickly gets up and goes for another Super kick but once again Holly ducks and he locks Stevie in the full Nelson. Stevie Richards slowly fades away; he reaches for the ropes but doesn’t have the power to get there. Stevie then lifts Hardcore up onto his back and reverses into the turnbuckle causing Hardcore to break the submission hold. Both men lay on the mat in pain.
Out of nowhere CM Punk and Carlito run down, they start to stomp on Hardcore Holly and Stevie Richards. They pick each of them up and start to repetitively punch them, Punk lifts up Stevie Richards and nails him with the GTS as Carlito hits Hardcore Holly with the back Cracker.
They then leave they ring
King: What the hell was that about?
J.R: Those to jerks ruined a great match
King: Tell me about it.
Commercial Break
The Camera goes back stage to the locker room
Kurt: Hey Velvet
Velvet: Oh, Hey Kurt, How are you?
Kurt: Good, Well I was wondering if you would like to come down to the ring with me next week in my match against Edge.
Velvet: Yeah Okay. Any particular reason why?
Kurt: Well I just thought having a beautiful women like you at ring side would help me win my match.
Velvet: *Blushing* Oh, Okay see you next week.
Velvet walks off
Kurt: I still got it…
J.R: Yes you do Kurt, now it’s time for our main event match.
King: Yeah and we still don’t know who Christian Cage is fighting.
Cage comes down to the ring and waits for his opponent
General Manager J.B.L comes down to the ring
J.B.L: To make this match even more interesting then it already is I am now going to change this match to a Last man Standing match.
So everybody enjoy the match.
J.B.L leaves the ring and Y2J comes down to the ring
J.R: OMG its Chris Jericho he’s fighting Christian Cage
King: And it is in a last man standing match
Main event for the number 1 contenders spot
Christian Cage Vs Chris Jericho in a last man standing match
Both superstars walk up to each other and start trash talking to each other. Jericho slaps Christian Cage in the face, Cage smirks and then punches Jericho directly in the face. Cage then kicks Jericho a couple of times before clotheslining him down to the mat, Cage then lifts up Jericho and Irish whips him into the turnbuckle. Cage runs at Jericho for a clothesline but Jericho ducks leaving Cage to run straight into the hard metal turnbuckle. Jericho then drops Christian Cage to the mat with a dropkick. Jericho goes outside the ring and grabs a steel chair, he turns around to get back into the ring but Cage baseball slides Jericho and they both fall down to the hard ground outside the ring. Cage gets up and picks Jericho up with him, he then grabs him by the head and slams it down on the announcers table and then onto the steel steps. Cage tells the ref to count, 1…2…3…4 and Jericho gets back up to his feet, Cage then throws Jericho back into the ring as Christian follows. Cage picks up Chris Jericho and lifts him up; he slams him down with a suplex. Jericho slowly gets up and is Irish whipped into the ropes by Cage, Cage runs at him for a clothesline but Jericho ducks and bounces off the ropes, Christian turns around and is hit with a cross body. Jericho starts to stomp on the head of Christian, he then starts punching him in the face, and Jericho tells the ref to count. 1…2…3…but Cage gets up rather quickly. Jericho runs and bounces off the ropes and then drops Cage with a one handed bulldog, the ref begins counting again, 1…2…3…4 and again Cage gets back up.
Then Jericho tries to get Christian Cage in the Walls of Jericho but Cage reverses it by kicking Jericho off into the ropes. Jericho turns around and is dropkicked down to the mat. Cage goes outside the ring and picks up the steel chair that Jericho had earlier, he comes back into the ring and waits for Jericho to get up. Jericho gets up and turns around, he sees Cage running at him with the steel chair so he dives at Christians legs with a dropkick causing Cage to fall over and drop the chair. Jericho picks the chair up and wedges it in between the middle ropes by the turnbuckle.
Jericho lifts up Christian and starts running with him towards the turnbuckle with the steel chair in it, but Cage counters by grabbing a hold of the top rope before his head hits the steel chair. Cage elbows Jericho in the stomach a few times, he then jumps up and hits Jericho with a DDT. The ref begins to count, 1…2…3…4 and Jericho pulls himself up using the ropes. Cage grabs a hold of Jericho and he slams him down with a suplex, Cage goes outside the ring and looks underneath for a weapon of some sort. Cage comes out with a trash can; he climbs back into the ring with the trash can and places it in the middle of the ring. He grabs Jericho and sets up for the unpretier over the top of the trash can, Jericho pushes Cage off and gives him a step up enziguri. Cage falls down in the middle of the ring; Jericho rolls Cage over onto his back and places the trash can on Christian’s chest. Jericho runs and springboards off the ropes and nails Cage with the Lionsault. Jericho tells the ref to start counting, 1…2…3…4…5…6…and Cage slowly starts to make it up to his feet. Jericho grabs the demented trash can and raises it up to his head to slam it down on Cage but Cage jumps up and dropkicks it into the face of Jericho. The ref starts counting for both of them, 1…2…3…4…5 and they both somehow make it to there feet. They then both start trading punches with one another, Jericho pokes the eye of Christian Cage and then pushes him into the steel chair which is wedged in between the to ropes, Cage drops to the ground as Jericho tells the ref to count once more as he throws the broken trash can out of the ring. 1…2…3…4…5 and Cage pulls himself up with the ropes. Christian gets up and Jericho tosses him right over the top of him leaving Cage to land right on his back. Jericho rolls out of the ring and starts to look for some more weapons of good use. He pulls out a kendo stick and runs back into the ring, he runs at Cage but Cage pulls out the steel chair and Jericho swings the kendo stick into the steel chair. They both get sore hands and drop the weapons, Jericho then low blows Cage which drops him to the mat, 1…2…3…4…5…and again Cage gets up before the 10 count. Jericho runs at him but Cage ducks, Jericho bounces back off the ropes and Cage is waiting there with the kendo stick. Cage swings the kendo stick right into the face of Chris Jericho which drops him to the ground in an instance. 1…2…3…4…5…6…and Cage sees that Jericho is about to get up so he smashes the kendo stick over Jericho’s back. Cage places the steel chair in the middle of the ring and puts the kendo stick on the apron as he goes outside the ring. He goes looking for more weapons underneath the ring, he comes out a table. He lifts the table up into the ring, he then leans it up against the turnbuckle as Jericho gets back up to his feet. Cage grabs Jericho and sets him up for the unpretier over the steel chair; Jericho pushes Cage off into the ropes and when he bounces back Jericho slams his head down on the steel chair with a huge bulldog.
The ref starts to count, 1…2…3…4…5…and Cage gets back up to his feet. Jericho grabs Christian and Irish whips him into the table in the corner, he goes over and starts slamming Cage’s head against the hard wooden table. Cage falls to the ground as Jericho kicks the steel chair aside and sets the table up in the middle of the ring. Jericho stomps on Cage’s head a few times and then picks him up, but Cage counters and clotheslines Jericho over. Cage tosses Jericho onto the table and climbs to the top rope, he jumps off and smashes Jericho through the table with a huge Frog Splash. The ref begins to count, 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…and Jericho manages to get back up to his feet. Cage runs and clotheslines Jericho to the mat and then throws all of the broken table outside the ring. He then slides outside the ring and pulls out another table which he sets up outside the ring. He then crawls back into the ring and picks up the steel chair, he swings at Jericho who somehow ducks. Jericho springs off the ropes and dropkicks the steel chair right into the face of Christian Cage, the ref starts to count, 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…Cage pulls himself up to his feet. Jericho runs at Cage he jumps up and drops Christian with the code breaker, 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…and again Cage gets back up to his feet.
Jericho begins to get frustrated, he picks up the steel chair and walks over to Cage. He throws the chair aiming for the face of Christian Cage but Cage ducks and the chair goes flying over the ropes. Cage runs and cross bodies Chris Jericho down to the mat and then starts hammering away at him. Cage then goes and picks up the Kendo stick on the side of the ring, he stands there waiting for Jericho to get up. Jericho gets to his feet and turns around to Christain Cage, Cage hits him right in the face with a hard shot from the Kendo stick which drops Chris Jericho, 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…and Jericho gets to his feet in the nick of time. Jericho’s by the ropes and Cage runs at him, he goes for the clothesline but Jericho throws him over his back and over the top rope. Jericho then rolls out of the ring and picks up Christian Cage, he pulls him over to the table that was set up on the outside of the ring earlier. He tosses Cage onto the table and then Jericho also jumps up onto the table, he lifts Cage up for a powerbomb but Cage counters while he is up in the air on jericho’s shoulders by kicking off of him and they both drop down through the table, the ref counts, 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…and 10.
J.R: What! Neither of them got up on the 10 count.
King: What does this mean?
J.R: I guess both men are Number 1 contenders for Randy Orton’s World Heavyweight title.
King: I guess so J.R.
J.R: What’s happening, Randy Orton’s running down
Randy: So it’s a draw is it? Your both number 1 contenders for my World title.
Randy goes and picks up Chris Jericho and hits him with a huge RKO. He then lifts up Christian Cage and gives him an RKO also.
The World Champion walks off and the show is ended…
