TNA signs...Brooke Hogan

[Rated R Superstar]

Okay, who's the down-syndrome dumbass who came up with this bright idea?

 

[John McHenry]

Okay, who's the down-syndrome dumbass who came up with this bright idea?

Hulk Hogan

 

[Rated R Superstar]

Hulk Hogan

First of all, her own music is shit, I don't think she's qualified to choose entrance music for other people. Secondly, if she has no character, where the fuck is she going to be able to help others develop their character? Seriously, TNA is trying to get ratings right?

 

[John McHenry]

Dunno I'm starting to wonder if someone didn't sign an insurance deal in the event that TNA had to fold.

 

[Rated R Superstar]

At least sign something that if Brooke fucks up, TNA isn't at fault, they could save themselves a little bit her. But either way, we know she probably won't last long(Hopefully) and it will cause more personal problems for the Hogan family. So at least something entertaining could come out of this.

 

[Ben]

She's pretty irrelevant now, not saying she was relevant before but there was a time when the reality show was on TV that she was getting a lot of publicity. Anyways it's pointless to bring her in as it just adds nothing to the brand and adds another authority/director type character to the show that they don't need. Expect some porn level acting quality from here also which might be good for some laughs.

 

[The New F'n Show]

Clearly this actually reads as "Hulk Hogan convinces Dixie Carter to put his daughter on the payroll with a made up job."

 

[Rated R Superstar]

I really hope they don't give her any power. I can see this ending REALLY badly.

 

[AlwaysAMama]

Oh god...hopefully Brooke has better taste in talent and music than that stupid CD she put out.

 

[Aniking]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the funniest thing I have ever read! I can't put into words how hilarious this is, but I think that ^ sums it up!

TNA is just becoming more and more of a joke. What in the fuck could Brooke Hogan offer to any of the Knockouts? Seriously, what an absolute stupid decision, but obviously those decisions are becoming the norm with TNA nowadays, so, in a way, are we REALLY that surprised by this?

 

[PHX]

Would love to be in the room when Brooke tries to tell Mickie James how she should tweak her character and cut a promo.

 

[SAIYANS]

To be fair to Brooke, her musice isn't worse than half the shit TNA uses as an entrance themes.

 

[rcoot93]

Stiener vroke this ages ago and I didn't believe him, hope this is just some sort of publicity stunt as the knockouts division has suffered enough whitout her coming in and telling people what to do

 

[Dale]

Would love to be in the room when Brooke tries to tell Mickie James how she should tweak her character and cut a promo.

With abit of luck she'll take her hostage, Ashley style and hide her somewhere in the IZ where nobody will find her.

I know there's an angle running in TNA where Daniels & Kaz have photos of AJ kissing Dixie but it makes you wonder if this angle is stemmed from a real life situation where Hogan & Bischoff have got pictures or a video of Dixie in a compromising situation because it's beggars belief that she would willingly approve of not only the 'Future of Wrestling' Garrett Bischoff being put on the payroll, but now Brooke Hogan in a frigging advisory / creative role for the Knockouts.

 

[The Cork]

I don't think we've trashed TNA enough in this thread, so I'd like to point out that shes another WWE reject they've signed.