Rofl, fucking terrible PPV!
MITB - Pretty good match and a nice way to start. Even though I don't like Kofi Kingston he was used very well and had some good spots (drop kick through ladder and stuff) and also Finlay done quite well, Christian and Benjamin were both quite good too, MVP, Punk, Kane and Henry didn't do too bad but they would have to have been the quietest in the match. A few huge botches in this match too, Benjamin's flip off the ladder, still looked cool but it didn't go as expected for him, the sunset flip with benjamin and also the unpretier off the ladder was terrible, not blaming Christian since it looked impossible to do but Punk landed on his knees, not his face. ***1/4
Legends/Y2J - I was dissappointed as I was waiting for Flair to come out and announce that Stone Cold would face Jericho or something! Match sucked until it came down to Jericho/Steamboat imo, as most have said Steamboat was awesome and can still put on a watchable match unlike certain other old guys (PIPER!). The after match stuff was kind of boring but whatever, Jericho made it worthwhile. **1/2
Hardy/Hardy - For some reason I didn't really care for this match before it started but it actually turned out alright, there were a few big spots by both Hardy's and I'm glad Matt won because I am sick of Jeff. Ending to the match was pretty awesome, although I thought Jeff was going to kick out and then somehow win but it was good the way it ended. Hopefully this means Matt gets a title shot or something. **3/4 to ***
Taker/HBK - Already been said by everyone but I may as well say it, AWESOME MATCH! Everything about it was great and this was the first time I have actually been worried about Taker's streak ending, usually its just "I wonder when Takers gonna pin him" but this time I wasn't sure if he would be winning or not, if Michaels had won it would have made me as well as many other people pissed off. Takers suicide dive was crazy, usually someone is there to catch him but this time it was that little cameraman and taker flipped into him and fucked them both up. Added hype to the match though, best thing about this PPV no doubt, probably made it worth buying. 17 - 0! *****
Triple threat - When Cena's old theme hit my hopes went right up, I thought he had gone back to old Cena, then I saw all those fags come down dressed as him and I was like "Wtf!" then out came Cena to his other theme, really killed my hopes. Decent match, nothing really special throughout it, was kinda crazy how Cena lifted Show and Edge at the same time, but nothing really made this match standout too much. Lol at Cena winning again though. **1/2
Orton Vs HHH - WOW! I really didn't think I could hate a HHH match this badly, I mean, I usually hate all his matches but this was just too terrible. First off the match itself sucked, nothing to it. Then, the fact that HHH beat him AGAIN made it even gayer, funny peepshow should mention the thing about HHH beating Orton cleanly 4 times or something the past year because HHH is also the only person to beat and take the title from Orton everytime he has held it, I thought Orton would finally get a little payback and win it off Trips but NOPE. The ending to the match was terrible too, Orton had no fight back or anything whatsoever. **
Now what I haven't talked about so far is the shit things about Mania, the Diva battle royal, why would you have a diva battle royal and have divas coming back for one night and not have Trish Stratus or Lita?! And the women who did comeback were thrown out within a minute. Santino's thing as boring, didn't even make me smile. Terrible shit. Then, Rey Mysterio beats JBL in 21 seconds, this is why the IC title sucks these days, someone should go look up how many times the IC changed hands the past year, I bet there would be more title changes then seconds from the Mysterio/JBL match. Not to mention Rey looked Blue.
Also, why have Kid Rock singing to a dead crowd for 15 minutes when you could have The Colons Vs Mizorrison for the tag titles, atleast with that match there would be more then 10 people paying attention to whats going on. I would rather have listened to the national anthem again for those 15mins, thats how shit and boring he was.
This is meant to be the biggest show of the year!? We are meant to get excited for this?! This PPV sucked, I may even go the whole way and say it was like a TNA PPV, that's how shitty it was.
