The Official Jeffry's Drunk Again Thread

[Rosie]

Isn't that German?

I mean...Canada is a multi-cultural place... We respect people...especially when they give beer. :3

 

[Solid Snake]

I mean...Canada is a multi-cultural place... We respect people...especially when they give beer. :3

You trying to say we ain't multi-cultural!? :tough:
FITE ME! *throws das boot across pub*

 

[Nikki Nitro]

 

[Rosie]

You trying to say we ain't multi-cultural!? :tough:
FITE ME! *throws das boot across pub*

Well... *walk up to a mic*

Hey. I’m not a lumberjack or a fur trader…

And I don’t live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dogsled…

And I don’t know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada, although I’m certain they’re really, really nice.

I have a Prime Minister, not a President.

I speak English and French, NOT American.

and I pronounce it ABOUT, NOT A BOOT.

I can proudly sew my country’s flag on my backpack.

I believe in peace keeping, NOT policing.

DIVERSITY, NOT assimilation, AND THAT THE BEAVER IS A TRULY PROUD AND NOBLE ANIMAL.

A TOQUE IS A HAT

A CHESTERFIELD IS A COUCH

AND IT IS PRONOUNCED ‘ZED’ NOT ‘ZEE’, ‘ZED’!

CANADA IS THE SECOND LARGEST LANDMASS!

THE FIRST NATION OF HOCKEY!

AND THE BEST PART OF NORTH AMERICA!

MY NAME IS BEAVS! AND I AM CANADIAN!

 

[Solid Snake]

Well... *walk up to a mic*

Hey. I’m not a lumberjack or a fur trader…

And I don’t live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dogsled…

And I don’t know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada, although I’m certain they’re really, really nice.

I have a Prime Minister, not a President.

I speak English and French, NOT American.

and I pronounce it ABOUT, NOT A BOOT.

I can proudly sew my country’s flag on my backpack.

I believe in peace keeping, NOT policing.

DIVERSITY, NOT assimilation, AND THAT THE BEAVER IS A TRULY PROUD AND NOBLE ANIMAL.

A TOQUE IS A HAT

A CHESTERFIELD IS A COUCH

AND IT IS PRONOUNCED ‘ZED’ NOT ‘ZEE’, ‘ZED’!

CANADA IS THE SECOND LARGEST LANDMASS!

THE FIRST NATION OF HOCKEY!

AND THE BEST PART OF NORTH AMERICA!

MY NAME IS BEAVS! AND I AM CANADIAN!

:dawg:

 

[Nikki Nitro]

:dawg:

 

[Nikki Nitro]

@Jeffry Fucking Mason

I Couldnt help it Jeff. Saw this and HAD to post it.

 

[Jeffry Mason]

WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING IN MY SECTION WHEN I'M NOT EVEN DRUNK?????

The last time I drank heavily I drank out of a glass boot in less than a minute, had two more beers, and two shots...

It's rare seeing a drunk Beav...but I had a long week with assignments and I needed a night to cut back...

I see I have taught you well, my friend. Soon enough, you will be drinking out of a real boot instead of a glass one. Baby steps, though.

and I pronounce it ABOUT, NOT A BOOT.

It's actually pronounced A BOAT

AND IT IS PRONOUNCED ‘ZED’ NOT ‘ZEE’, ‘ZED’!

This is more wrong than people who incorrectly pronounce soda as "pop"

That cat is a pussy for drinking it out of a glass like a bitch. The bottle is already a perfectly acceptable drinking vessel, why dirty a glass?

In closing, I leave you all with this. Have a night and I will see you all in this thread tomorrow when it's actually appropriate. Love y'all

 

[Nikki Nitro]

Ah, Geez! Going back thru this and re reading all of my posts. I've forgotten about half the things I've said. Some things I wish I hadnt said and had said something else instead. Lol.

 

[Nikki Nitro]

I STILL dont get the point in the Poll! Aye yi yi!

 

[Jeffry Mason]

I STILL dont get the point in the Poll! Aye yi yi!

The point of this thread is that I do and say stupid shit sometimes when I'm drunk, and I'd rather do it in here than spread it into the "peaceful" parts of the forum. So the point is basically that there is no point to anything in this entire thread

 

[Nikki Nitro]

The point of this thread is that I do and say stupid shit sometimes when I'm drunk, and I'd rather do it in here than spread it into the "peaceful" parts of the forum. So the point is basically that there is no point to anything in this entire thread

I can see that.... and I was also being silly when I said that, Jeff.

 

[Nikki Nitro]

Well, Looks like christmas isnt coming this year! Santa gone and went and Knocked himself out til next year! lol
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[Jeffry Mason]

No show to go to tonight. To drink alone or not to drink alone... that is the question


Also @Solid Snake if you or someone could remove the poll from this please that would be lovely

 

[Solid Snake]

No show to go to tonight. To drink alone or not to drink alone... that is the question


Also @Solid Snake if you or someone could remove the poll from this please that would be lovely