The Mad Lies of Hulk Hogan

[Prince Bálor]

Hogan's entire life is a work.

And Hogan is truly mad, he still thinks that everything he says people will buy into just like they did in the '80s. lol

 

[Jacob Fox]

This is an old thread but I just reread it and it is SOOOOOOOOOO funny I had to share it again

 

[edge4ever]

Have you all ever considered that Hogan isn't 'lying' at all?
What if he truly believes all this garbage he says.
Suppose we hooked him up to a lie detector test and he passed each claim in this thread.

Hypothetically speaking, it wouldn't be lying if the person actually believed it.

(On a side note, each of these posts are hilarious. Please continue.)

He’s still lying if it isn’t true, doesn’t matter if he believes it or not, it’s lying.

 

[edge4ever]

Hogan once said he’s actually vinces daddy. He actually started wrestling as we know it and also impregnated Stephanie. Her kids are a product of hogans overpowerful seed.

Hogan once cured cancer.

Hogan once said he’s actually gay and ate Big Shows fatass. He then said Kevin Owens fatass smells worse.

Hogan once said he invented chips.

Hogan once said Kevin Owens shouldn’t be using the stunner. Turns out he was actually correct about this.

Hogan once said he competed in the women’s division and won 16 divas titles

 

[Jacob Fox]

Hogan once said he’s actually vinces daddy. He actually started wrestling as we know it and also impregnated Stephanie. Her kids are a product of hogans overpowerful seed.

Hogan once cured cancer.

Hogan once said he’s actually gay and ate Big Shows fatass. He then said Kevin Owens fatass smells worse.

Hogan once said he invented chips.

Hogan once said Kevin Owens shouldn’t be using the stunner. Turns out he was actually correct about this.

Hogan once said he competed in the women’s division and won 16 divas titles

That is tame next to Hogan's actual BS

 

[Jacob Fox]

He’s still lying if it isn’t true, doesn’t matter if he believes it or not, it’s lying.

In the Yokozuna documentary, he claims he had a series of matches with Yoko in Japan after he won the belt, but that's a lie. The next time he wrestled Yoko was at King of the Ring.

 

[Roadster]

Don't work yourself into a shoot marks HH

 

[FlandyOrton]

"Elvis Presley would come to the arena to see me wrestle when I was working in Memphis."

(Hogan started working in Memphis in 1979, a full two years after Elvis died.)

Hulk had never heard of Honky Tonk Man & seen him sitting there

"OH my God brother it's Elvis! Quick gimme a hip toss"

 

[IndyWrestler1]

Hogan once said he’s actually vinces daddy. He actually started wrestling as we know it and also impregnated Stephanie. Her kids are a product of hogans overpowerful seed.

Hogan once cured cancer.

Hogan once said he’s actually gay and ate Big Shows fatass. He then said Kevin Owens fatass smells worse.

Hogan once said he invented chips.

Hogan once said Kevin Owens shouldn’t be using the stunner. Turns out he was actually correct about this.

Hogan once said he competed in the women’s division and won 16 divas titles

Hogan counts AI goals as his own on his Pro Clubs stats

Hogan makes decent money with Bitcoin nowadays! Good chap!