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This is something that has just been bugging the living fuck out of me lately and I wanted to get some opinions. I saw a guy on the subway yesterday that was wearing literally ALL this crap and I just wanted to throw up on him. These people just try way too hard to fit in.
1. Flat-bill sports cap with the sticker still on - I don't know who started this crap, but I really hope they rot in hell. And it's always important to get a trendy team like the Yankees, because you really can't get any more urban than that. Except maybe a Tokyo or Hong Kong team, but that would just be too pretentious and confusing. Doesn't even have to be a team you actually support, in fact, it's probably better if local television stations NEVER air games from the team you chose because it makes you look so much more mysterious.
2. Air Jordan Sneakers - These shoes were kinda cool in the mid-90's, but they've been making these things for over 20 years now and I swear to god they all look the same. And they go great with a Yankees cap because between Michael Jordan and the richest sports franchise in North America, your team can never lose. You're a total winner, dude. Even though you still live with your mom and really haven't won anything whatsoever.
3. Beats by Dre headphones - I admit, the studio versions are awesome and I own a pair myself. But if you're just going to get the cheap solo editions that sound no different than regular headphones simply because you desperately want another man's name on your body and your allowance won't cover the extra $200, don't embarrass yourself. Stick with the earbuds that came with your iPod and preserve your dignity.
4. Peculiar beaded bracelet - This is usually just something you nab at a gift shop, or a gas station, or just anywhere they sell crap that no one cares about. But the more out-of-place it looks with the rest of your star-studded wardrobe, the more likely people will assume it has some deep personal meaning. Like maybe it belonged to a deceased relative or a relative that's currently stationed in Afghanistan. No, you just stole it from a gas station, jerkoff.
5. Camouflage shorts - Yeah dude, you're such a soldier. I bet you were the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden. I'm sure you're the last guy on this whole train that anyone should mess with because you're trained in 500 different forms of combat and you're probably carrying military-grade pistols in each pocket right now. Pssst... you live in CANADA, douchebag.
Anyone care to add to this? Because the whole trend is beyond lame and makes people look about as cool and original as a fucking stoplight.
1. Flat-bill sports cap with the sticker still on - I don't know who started this crap, but I really hope they rot in hell. And it's always important to get a trendy team like the Yankees, because you really can't get any more urban than that. Except maybe a Tokyo or Hong Kong team, but that would just be too pretentious and confusing. Doesn't even have to be a team you actually support, in fact, it's probably better if local television stations NEVER air games from the team you chose because it makes you look so much more mysterious.
2. Air Jordan Sneakers - These shoes were kinda cool in the mid-90's, but they've been making these things for over 20 years now and I swear to god they all look the same. And they go great with a Yankees cap because between Michael Jordan and the richest sports franchise in North America, your team can never lose. You're a total winner, dude. Even though you still live with your mom and really haven't won anything whatsoever.
3. Beats by Dre headphones - I admit, the studio versions are awesome and I own a pair myself. But if you're just going to get the cheap solo editions that sound no different than regular headphones simply because you desperately want another man's name on your body and your allowance won't cover the extra $200, don't embarrass yourself. Stick with the earbuds that came with your iPod and preserve your dignity.
4. Peculiar beaded bracelet - This is usually just something you nab at a gift shop, or a gas station, or just anywhere they sell crap that no one cares about. But the more out-of-place it looks with the rest of your star-studded wardrobe, the more likely people will assume it has some deep personal meaning. Like maybe it belonged to a deceased relative or a relative that's currently stationed in Afghanistan. No, you just stole it from a gas station, jerkoff.
5. Camouflage shorts - Yeah dude, you're such a soldier. I bet you were the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden. I'm sure you're the last guy on this whole train that anyone should mess with because you're trained in 500 different forms of combat and you're probably carrying military-grade pistols in each pocket right now. Pssst... you live in CANADA, douchebag.
Anyone care to add to this? Because the whole trend is beyond lame and makes people look about as cool and original as a fucking stoplight.
