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Soulpower

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http://slamonline.com/online/2008/06/pop-goes-the-diesel/

Your reign on the top was short like leprechauns
Sure-thing rings lost to Wallaces and Olajuwons

You’re a true, what? You’re a true blue pr*ck
On the outside you’re happy, on the inside you’re sick
Oh, my bad, I forgot, that’s just part of your schtick

Admit it, you just mad ‘cause your career’s almost over
You’re a black hole while I’m still supernova

And while we’re on the topic of being a star
I’ll be in Phoenix in February—can I borrow your car?
Since I’ll be in the game, I won’t drive it too far

I remember when you had the Reebok Shaqnosis
Now you’re working on a coronary thrombosis
I live in the gym, you’ve got a body by Hostess

Nike makes me shoes and spots, I jump cars for fun
Tell you what, I’d rather hang with Jackass than be one

You claim to be a player, but I ****ed your wife
Yeah, that’s just jokes, but—haha—I ****ed your life

Wanna go after me for your problems, nah, that’s all on you
And those big alimony checks—those are all on you too
Watch Shaunie stack those chips while you get blue

And what’s this I hear about how you went after Kareem?
You’ll never be like him, he was part of a team
Forget about Cap, were you even better than Dream?

Please explain the MDE with one MVP?
That’s like calling yourself a forest when you’re only one tree
Russ had five, Wilt had four, even Moses had three

As for the rings, yeah, you wound up with four
But the Most Dominant Ever should really have more
You weren’t the most feared to ever step on the floor

Those three titles we won, yeah, I couldn’t have done it without you
At least I can admit it, how ‘bout you, Shaq-Fu?

It’s always all about you—the big center of attention
But you ain’t notorious, never had that dimension
Coulda stayed in L.A. but you had to have that extension

You can score in the paint, can’t get it done at the line
Say “I hit ‘em when it matters” and everything’s fine?
Those ugly-ass bricks don’t take from your shine?

Nah, I guess not, but while it may not hurt your fame
It’s something to consider when you’re benched at the end of the game

And now new guys are coming through to rip that S off your arm
Bad enough you lost your game, now you even lost your charm

What ever happened to you, when did you get so bitter?
Used to be a champion, now you’re a quitter
Could have done more in Miami if you only got fitter

If you couldn’t take the fire, should have stayed out the Heat
You’re so out of shape you can barely THINK on your feet

And they even took your badges, that I’m sorry to hear
Because at least then you might have had another career

Call yourself a cop? You’re nothin’ but a pig
And rhyme all you want, you can never be Big

I’m a Laker for life, you’re just another man on a journey
In fact, don’t ever speak to me, just call my attorney
Keep playing with fire, you ain’t gonna burn me

You think you can spit? Like those six Grammies mattered?
You never were ****, but I’m glad you were flattered

You never really could rhyme, got carried by many
Kind of like how it worked with Dwyane, Kobe and Penny

People only rhymed on your records because they knew you had money
You think they laughed at your jokes ‘cause they thought you were funny?
Always thought you was Vito when you’re really a Sonny

As for your movies, they laughed WITH you, as far as you know
But maybe you should go back to school, like Neon Boudeaux

And hey, my coach came back, unlike Mike D’Antoni
He chose the KNICKS over you, you big ****ing phony
You think you a horse, but you barely a pony

I’ll be in Beijing this summer, going for gold
You could be too, if you weren’t so old

Face it, you mad, that’s why you came at me first
If I show you my trophy, will it slake your MVP thirst?

I got to stay home, you got displaced.
As years go by, your memories erased.
What was that, Diesel? How does your ass taste?
Shouldn’t you know? You’re the one ****faced.

ROFL
 

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My sources are telling me, Lamar Odom may be moved this offseason. He has an expiring contract, and LA may be looking to get someone in return. Richard Jefferson is a likely candidate. Their is also talk of bringing in FA Ron Artest :)shocking:) who wants to stay in California, and really wants to play with Kobe. Dallas and SA are also looking to make Ron Ron offers.

and yeah, I have legit sources.

dont question me because I'm black.
 

Hometown Kid

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My sources are telling me, Lamar Odom may be moved this offseason. He has an expiring contract, and LA may be looking to get someone in return, preferably Richard Jefferson. Their is also talk of bringing in FA Ron Artest :)shocking:) who wants to stay in California, and really wants to play with Kobe. Dallas and SA are also looking to make Ron Ron offers.

and yeah, I have legit sources.

dont question me because I'm black.

Lamar Odom for Richard Jefferson!?
Is LA giving up 5 future 1st round picks in the deal also?
 

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Lamar Odom for Richard Jefferson!?
Is LA giving up 5 future 1st round picks in the deal also?

You dont understand, so I'll break it down for you...

Lamar Odom makes 13 million, and HIS CONTRACT EXPIRES NEXT SEASON. The soon-to-be Brooklyn Nets are looking to make Lebron James a lucrative deal when his contract with the Cavs is up. With the current team they have in tact, it would make it impossible to do so, with the money Vince Carter, RJ, and Kirstic alone makes, ntm the potential extensions for Williams, and Harris. They've already given up on the current team, which is why they dumped Jason Kidds contract. They're trying to get younger, and free up cap room.

Make sense npw?

Trust me, I'm a smart fellow. Why do you think Memphis gave up Pau Gasol for Kwa-may Brown :sick: it all has to do with cap-room.
 

Hometown Kid

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I understand where they're going with it...it's still stupid to plan for something like that. Lebron might not want to go there even for $150 million or whatever Jay-Z and his boys are planning to offer him...
and on a side note Pau for Kwame even with contracts there is no excuse for robbery like that...
 

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I understand where they're going with it...it's still stupid to plan for something like that. Lebron might not want to go there even for $150 million or whatever Jay-Z and his boys are planning to offer him...

lol true, but there are a number of GREAT free agents coming up in the next couple years, I'm talking Gilbert Arenas status, but who knows. I personally think RJ isn't that good, and I rather keep Odom lol, but RJ and Luke Walton are like gay lovers. They actually live together during the offseason :sick:


and on a side note Pau for Kwame even with contracts there is no excuse for robbery like that...

:laugh2:

Mitch is the greatest GM ever
 

Soulpower

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Artest in LA would be a perfect fit, in my opinion. It gives LA someone at the SF position who can actually defend, and can score when he needs to. Not only that, dude's F'n crazy, he'll fit in just fine with the likes of Nicholson and all the other LA folk >_>
 

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lol thats whats scares me, his crazyness. LA is an easy place to get in trouble.

Hopefully Dallas or SA doesn't get him
 

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Nice way to spam the thread. :thumbsup:
 

phantomgerald

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I think Beasley would be a good fit. I just don't understand why Miami seem so reluctant to draft him.
 

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Yes!!!!!!!!!!!

Baron Davis Is A Clipper!!!


Elton Brand Is Coming Back!!!

Corey Maggette Is Opting Out!!!!
 

Soulpower

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That sound is Rell thinking about jumping on the Clippers bandwagon. This would make the Clippers an over 500 team in the West.. But it still might not be enough to make the playoffs.

How long till the season starts?
 

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lol I'm an LA guy, of course I like the Clippers, but I'm still a Laker fan for life. I'm just a huge Baron Davis fan though, look at my computer desktop...

http://i32.tinypic.com/14nprug.jpg

classic view = win

oh yeah, Richard Jefferson is a Buck now. I told you he was getting traded :dry:

*looks @ hometown kid*