So... does anyone here watch hockey? lol

[Stopspot]

Underdog Finland. Finland Mysterio

 

[Kuolema]

Underdog Finland. Finland Mysterio

Yeah, we always are for some reason. We are always very negative about our teams and athletes. Just when the team was announced, EVERYONE started bitching about ''the fuck is Pihlström doing there?'' ''Where the fuck is Saku Koivu?'' ''I'm not gonna watch the Olympics at all, we're just gonna lose'' Tbh I also usually think we're the underdogs. I wish, hope and pray for Perkele that we'd win but tbh I dont think it ever could be realistic

 

[Stopspot]

Yeah, we always are for some reason. We are always very negative about our teams and athletes. Just when the team was announced, EVERYONE started bitching about ''the fuck is Pihlström doing there?'' ''Where the fuck is Saku Koivu?'' ''I'm not gonna watch the Olympics at all, we're just gonna lose'' Tbh I also usually think we're the underdogs. I wish, hope and pray for Perkele that we'd win but tbh I dont think it ever could be realistic

Kinda the opposite of us. Sure we're a bit skeptic but usually just go in "fuck yeah, lets do this!"

And then we have glam metal bands record us battle songs for glorious hockey combat.

 

[Kuolema]

Kinda the opposite of us. Sure we're a bit skeptic but usually just go in "fuck yeah, lets do this!"

And then we have glam metal bands record us battle songs for glorious hockey combat.

''A bit skeptic''

inb4 you guys have already planned a gold metal party or another version of De glider in

...but seriously, how the fuck always when we're in the finals, we're against you. Dream final my ass, more like nightmare... Unless it's 6-0 to us with 10 secs left in the game. THEN it's a dream final.

 

[Crayo]

jobber sport

 

[Stopspot]

''A bit skeptic''

inb4 you guys have already planned a gold metal party or another version of De glider in

...but seriously, how the fuck always when we're in the finals, we're against you. Dream final my ass, more like nightmare... Unless it's 6-0 to us with 10 secs left in the game. THEN it's a dream final.

The song I linked is basically the new "de glider in", it was played throughout the junior world cup when the junior swede's scored.

We're your nemesis. The two best Scandinavian countries, the current number one and number 2 in the IHF locked in constant contest.
Kinda weird that Norway is such a jobber at this sport considering Sweden and Finland are its neighbors..

 

[Kuolema]

The song I linked is basically the new "de glider in", it was played throughout the junior world cup when the junior swede's scored.

We're your nemesis. The two best Scandinavian countries, the current number one and number 2 in the IHF locked in constant contest.
Kinda weird that Norway is such a jobber at this sport considering Sweden and Finland are its neighbors..

Lol I just have to correct that we're the two best Nordic teams. We Finns aren't Scandinavians, but Nordics. And yeah, even though Norway had its moments sometimes, almost beat us once and once beat you 5-4 iirc. Same with Denmark, they once won us 4-1 but after that they've buried themselves deep. Also same with Germany. Beat alot of countries at 2010 iirc and almost won bronze. Nowadays just jobs.

Damn it would be cool if the top 4 in some world championships/olympics would be Finland, Sweden, Norway and Denmark. Nordic pride, perkele!

Or hell, let's remake the Kalmar Union! We would just BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYONE in winter olympics. The Norwegians in skiing and Finns and Swedes in hockey.

 

[Stopspot]

Or hell, let's remake the Kalmar Union! We would just BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYONE in winter olympics. The Norwegians in skiing and Finns and Swedes in hockey.

And the Danish as waterboys?

 

[Kuolema]

And the Danish as waterboys?

They'll build us a lego stanley cup. And Icelanders and Greenlanders... well... maybe Iceland could fuck up european air again so that north americans couldn't fly to Sochi?

Also damn a Kalmar Union/Nordic group would be cool, even though i'm not sure how many Swedes are here, but I've heard theres a couple.

 

[Senhor Perfect]

Yeah, also, in a way it's cool that Selänne's in there but then again, he's 40 and we should just find a replacement. What else should we do? Keep calling Selänne when he's 80? ''Hey IIHF is it okay if Selänne plays in a wheelchair?''

Lol also at 'murricans fucked-up pronounciation of Selänne. Sounds like ''salami''

Selanne at 40 is still better than most at 30. The guy never gets hurt and always produces.

 

[Senhor Perfect]

jobber sport

Go have a pasty and :gtfo:

 

[Mean Smark Callous]

It seems like I'm a lone wolf here when it comes to the NHL, I'd love to know if there's any other fans out there... even one would be nice lool

I guess we can start with favorite team(s) and player(s).

My favorite team is the Oilers, they suck complete dick but I love them and I have for 8 years. I also have been of the Red Wings and Blues for 4-5 years now, they both have great teams and organizations in general,

I actually have 40 favorite players, so I'll give you my top 3 instead. My favorite player is Jordan Eberle, second is Pavel Datsyuk and third is David Perron.

If I get a reply to this, I will be very happy! (Well, a reply from a fan and not someone telling me this is stupid)

youre not alone bro i live in los angeles lifelong kings fan here i love hockey i watch as many games as i can from every team. but i love the kings. i cried for the first time in years when they won their first cup.

 

[Kooldip]

youre not alone bro i live in los angeles lifelong kings fan here i love hockey i watch as many games as i can from every team. but i love the kings. i cried for the first time in years when they won their first cup.

That cup run was disgusting, no one was stopping them lol. I used to be a fan when Simmonds was on the team and half of your roster was former Oilers lol these days I only still really like Kopi, he's top 10 for me.

 

[Mean Smark Callous]

That cup run was disgusting, no one was stopping them lol. I used to be a fan when Simmonds was on the team and half of your roster was former Oilers lol these days I only still really like Kopi, he's top 10 for me.

yeah i miss simmons. and yes that cup run was record setting and historic i was so proud.

 

[Kooldip]

Stammer replaced by Marty St. Louis and Hank Sedin isn't playing for Sweden, still going with your predictions?
I'm personally going with Russia or Canada. Canada is obvious, I live here, if they lose I will be droppin' some salty as tears and I think they have a great shot at winning again.
I'm picking Russia to possibly win gold because they are on home ice and as young hockey players, they are told that winning gold on home ice is all they should really live for, the cup doesn't mean a damn thing in comparison. So they'll be extra motivated imo.

What about you guys?