So... does anyone here watch hockey? lol

[Senhor Perfect]

No gold or silver for Canada!

We have so many we like to give the lesser countries a chance once in a while

 

[Jeremy]

No medal at all for Canada. Feels good man. :jbl:

 

[Kuolema]

Gold for Finland. Feels even better man :

 

[Kuolema]

Actually they are our children. Norway is our kid with Denmark, and Finland is our kid with Russia (we aren't that great at choosing partners :silva

Yeah, thanks. It's nice to live with an abusing alcoholic mother.

 

[Kuolema]

We've announced our Olympic team

Spoiler

Goalkeepers:
Kari Lehtonen, Dallas Stars (NHL)
Antti Niemi, San Jose Sharks (NHL)
Tuukka Rask, Boston Bruins (NHL)

Defencemen:
Lasse Kukkonen, Kärpät Oulu (FIN)
Juuso Hietanen, Torpedo Nizhni Novgorod (RUS)
Sami Lepistö, Avtomobilist Yekaterinburg (RUS)
Olli Määttä, Pittsburgh Penguins (NHL)
Sami Salo, Tampa Bay Lightning (NHL)
Kimmo Timonen, Philadelphia Flyers (NHL)
Ossi Väänänen, Jokerit Helsinki (FIN)
Sami Vatanen, Anaheim Ducks (NHL)

Forwards:
Juhamatti Aaltonen, Kärpät Oulu (FIN)
Aleksander Barkov, Florida Panthers (NHL)
Valtteri Filppula, Tampa Bay Lightning (NHL)
Mikael Granlund, Minnesota Wild (NHL)
Jussi Jokinen, Pittsburgh Penguins (NHL)
Olli Jokinen, Winnipeg Jets (NHL)
Mikko Koivu, Minnesota Wild (NHL)
Leo Komarov, Dynamo Moscow (RUS)
Petri Kontiola, Traktor Chelyabinsk (RUS)
Lauri Korpikoski, Phoenix Coyotes (NHL)
Jori Lehterä, Sibir Novosibirsk (RUS)
Antti Pihlström, Salavat Yulayev Ufa (RUS)
Tuomo Ruutu, Carolina Hurricanes (NHL)
Teemu Selänne, Anaheim Ducks (NHL)

 

[Stopspot]

Gotta mark for Sami Salo. The Finnish workhorse.

 

[Kuolema]

Gotta mark for Sami Salo. The Finnish workhorse.

Yeah, also, in a way it's cool that Selänne's in there but then again, he's 40 and we should just find a replacement. What else should we do? Keep calling Selänne when he's 80? ''Hey IIHF is it okay if Selänne plays in a wheelchair?''

Lol also at 'murricans fucked-up pronounciation of Selänne. Sounds like ''salami''

 

[Kuolema]

OH GOD LOL Slovenia's gonna have so much fun in its group http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_hockey_at_the_2014_Winter_Olympics_–_Men's_tournament

Aaaaand fuck we're with Canada.

 

[Stopspot]

Yeah, also, in a way it's cool that Selänne's in there but then again, he's 40 and we should just find a replacement. What else should we do? Keep calling Selänne when he's 80? ''Hey IIHF is it okay if Selänne plays in a wheelchair?''

Lol also at 'murricans fucked-up pronounciation of Selänne. Sounds like ''salami''

Yeah, you can't rely on the legends forever. You have to zone them out in favor of younglings eventually, like we were forced to do with Forsberg and Sundin a couple of years back. Forsberg hanged on for a long time but eventually he just had to let go.

 

[Stopspot]

OH GOD LOL Slovenia's gonna have so much fun in its group http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_hockey_at_the_2014_Winter_Olympics_–_Men's_tournament

Aaaaand fuck we're with Canada.

Russia and the US for Slovakia, fun times.
We got some mid carders to feud with in out group. Latvia, Switzerland and the Cheks

 

[Kuolema]

Yeah, you can't rely on the legends forever. You have to zone them out in favor of younglings eventually, like we were forced to do with Forsberg and Sundin a couple of years back. Forsberg hanged on for a long time but eventually he just had to let go.

It would be cool to have a somekind of ''Senior world championships'' or something, where all the 35+ legends would play.

 

[Stopspot]

It would be cool to have a somekind of ''Senior world championships'' or something, where all the 35+ legends would play.

Like the NHL Alumni game? Would be cool.

 

[Kuolema]

Russia and the US for Slovakia, fun times.
We got some mid carders to feud with in out group. Latvia, Switzerland and the Cheks

Inb4 Slovenia-Switzerland final. And imo the Czechs are pretty badass. Kinda like upper midcard/main event.

 

[Stopspot]

Inb4 Slovenia-Switzerland final. And imo the Czechs are pretty badass. Kinda like upper midcard/main event.

Yeah, they were the immediate biggest challenge I saw when I saw our group.

 

[Kuolema]

Yeah, they were the immediate biggest challenge I saw when I saw our group.

Yeah. Latvia's well... Latvia. And I dont believe that Switzerland would do a samekind of surprise as in the world championships. So you're pretty safe. Same with us, the only big challenge for us is Canada, aaaand daaaaamn it's gonna be a big challenge.