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Entry #340
Goldberg vs. Kevin Nash vs. Scott Steiner
Anything Goes Match
WCW New Blood Rising - August 13, 2000
And here we have it. The match that's been derided as the lowest ebb of worked shoots. And I've not grown to be fond of worked shoots over the years, let me tell you that. This match had everyone in the build talking about the finish and who was going to go over. As if, you know, everything else on the card was fake. Including Booker T winning. Also they talk about Goldberg not being here. He had a motorcycle accident and he won't be showing up. So the commentators just talk about Scott Steiner's power to not go through with a pre-determined finish. Goldberg's music hits but he's not here. "Goldberg fears Gillberg" sign. Yep. Goldberg's music again. Nothing.
Guess these two will have to improvise. Lock-up, Steiner kicks Nash in the corner, while Nash kicks Steiner in the centre. Commentary considers that this might turn into a shootfight. Nash hits a Snake Eyes (a move he gave that name!) on the guardrail. Suddenly Goldberg comes out, taped ribs and chair in hand, and wrecks Nash. Steiner rolls Goldberg into the ring, getting a clothesline and elbow drop for two. Then a belly-to-belly for the same result. Goldberg gets a shoulderblock off and sends Steiner out, just in time for Nash to come into the ring. Commentary continues to talk shoot, like how Nash booked himself to go over at Starrcade '98. Stop.
Nash knees Goldberg in the ribs, and Steiner hits a second belly-to-belly on Nash. "COUNT!" -Steiner to the ref, multiple times. Goldberg gets a butterfly suplex to Steiner. Double down, Goldberg and Steiner. Nash is in the driving seat, downs both men. Side slam to Steiner, and he's out. Big boot by Nash... I'm going to take a new paragraph, just because of what happens next.
Nash sets up the Jackknife but Goldberg shoves him off. Regular counter, right? Except everyone else is acting confused. Goldberg is just walking off! Russo comes out to get into it with Goldberg, telling him to get back in the ring and do the finish, to do his job. Goldberg is refusing to follow the script! What the actual fuck?
Now Nash and Steiner have to improvise again! Which apparently means brawling on the outside. Really exposing the WCW formula. If all else fails, go to the outside and use a chair! They talk about Nash being a pro for continuing this match. Back suplex by Steiner for two. The heat in this match is dead and gone. Backbreaker (sidebreaker?) by Steiner also gets two. Steiner gets wiped out on a corner charge when Nash puts his boot up.
Out comes Midajah. Steiner bumps the ref while Midajah hits Nash right in his cock and balls. Madden calls her a slut for touching another man's crotch. Nash does something equally slutty by punching Steiner in the balls... and then Midajah elbow drops Nash in the balls! Ref wakes up, two count. Nash hits a really sloppy DDT. Delayed pin, Midajah breaks up the fall. Nash threatens Midajah but Steiner piggybacks him. This gives Nash the opening to get the big boot and Jackknife for the pin Commentary talks a lot about how Steiner is professional for taking the fall.
Complete business-exposing nonsense. WCW deserved to die.
The Canadian rules match, guilty pleasure. This. Just guilty of being horrible. It is an international incident.