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D-Generation X vs. The Brothers of Destruction
WWE Crown Jewel - November 2, 2018
D-Generation X vs. The Brothers of Destruction
WWE Crown Jewel - November 2, 2018
With Crown Jewel 2023 coming up, though I might as well take a look at a Saudi show. And then I noticed it's 5 years since this absolutely LEGENDARY match. 5 years ago today, Crown Jewel was taking place from beautiful, progressive [REDACTED], and highlights included Lesnar vs. Strowman, a tournament to determine the Best in the World (won by a non-wrestler who wasn't even in the tournament)... and this. A big one-last-time old man match, featuring a man who formally retired eight years before, and three men who should have done the same. They had a big, boring slog of a match between HHH and Taker in Australia previously, just to build to this. Is it as bad as we all remember it being, five years later? Let's find out, shall we?
God, in the entrances it's sad already, HHH and Shawn trying to do all their shtick when they're both about 50. Shawn's bald which is even worse. They don't even do the crotch chops because you know, Saudi. I remember hearing at one time that the Undertaker used to slow down his entrances if he knew the match would suck, just so people can enjoy some part of it for longer. Length of Taker's entrance in this match: 4 minutes, 56 seconds. Make of that what you will. And we follow that up with just under two minutes of staredowns and stalling... which gets a "this is awesome" chant. Maybe Taker's theory was right.
HHH and Kane starting off... oh wait, no, we get another minute of stalling, featuring HHH trying to goad Taker. HHH attempts a crotch chop but Kane smacks him before he can do it. Kane's moving early on like he can't really bend his knees. I wouldn't be surprised. In comes Shawn, who hits a neckbreaker... They've both already exceeded my expectations by taking a back bump. Shawn tries a sunset flip on a larger man (sad to see even veterans never learn from that mistake). Sweet Chin Music teased, Kane steps backwards, and another staredown until Kane tags in Taker. WrestleMania 25 this is not.
Shawn doesn't want to do this, Taker does the throat taunt, Shawn actually manages a crotch chop (in Saudi), then tries some offense but gets bowled over by a big boot. A lengthy period of arm work, then Taker goes to the ropes for Old School but HHH stops him. No tags for a bit as everyone's in the ring, Shawn's in a Tree of Woe, and Taker tosses HHH over him and on to the floor. This is the spot where HHH tears his pec, and it's very obvious. Taker has the decency to toss Shawn over the top rope so he can hear HHH tell him about the injury. They talk for about a minute after that. In the next spot, where DX are going for stereo chops, HHH is clearly not leaning into his. He's absent for a bit of the action, which allows Taker to lay into Shawn with Old School and a cornered choke (and he actually threatens the referee for delivering a five-count. Not all bad, then).
Taker misses a big boot and Shawn tags in the visibly one-armed HHH. It just leaves him to be the victim of a heat segment, with Taker and Kane beating down on him in the corner, avoiding his right arm all the way. HHH does recover a bit, but he tries a right-arm shot once, and never again. He hits a DDT but it obviously wrecks him due to landing on the right side. Shawn's back in, mercifully. Double down... SHAWN KIPS UP! Now that's a sight I didn't think I'd see. My assessment of Kane's inability to bend his knees seems to be correct, as Shawn hits inverted atomic drops that so clearly don't connect. "You still got it" chants for DX just barely pulling off a double suplex. Shawn hits his elbow drop, both of DX do the stomps for Sweet Chin Music, but Kane blocks it and hits a chokeslam.
Taker in now, hits Shawn with Snake Eyes, a big boot, and a leg drop for two. He knocks HHH off the corner before eating Sweet Chin Music! Double down, and of course Taker sits up. He brings Shawn out to the Arabic announce table (I'm sad that the pandemic has killed the tradition of non-English announce tables to break). Taker teases a Tombstone but HHH makes the one-armed save. Taker and HHH do a weird spot where HHH is getting whipped into the barricade but Taker is the one that bumps. HHH runs right into a chokeslam from Kane into the English announce table, with monitors still intact.
Taker hits the guillotine leg drop on Shawn, then goes to obviously call the next spot with HHH (commentary plays it up as some sort of mind games). Another extended heat segment with Shawn as the victim while HHH lies hurt on the outside. A lot of the time, when Taker's tagged in, he just grinds his arm into Shawn's face... Kane gives Shawn a side slam, then goes to the top rope but Shawn crotches him. Taker drags Shawn out but Shawn pushes him into the post. Back in the ring, Kane gets Shawn in the corner, where Shawn hits him so hard his mask goes flying off. For some reason, Kane acts like he's a luchador protecting his identity even though we've seen his face hundreds of times. Shawn goes for a moonsault to the outside but misses by a mile. Misses so hard he busts his face open.
Shawn tags in the still one-armed HHH, who beats on Kane and gives a spinebuster to Taker. After a series of finisher teases by both men, HHH hits the Pedigree in a way that's only a little less embarrassing than when Eddy Steinblock did it. Kane (by now masked again) gets wiped out of the ring but Taker goes for the Hell's Gate! HBK comes in to break it up, Kane tries a chokeslam, Sweet Chin Music breaks up the submission! This is a spot that would have been cool in 1998. Maybe 2008. Definitely not 2018. Four downed men, then the Brothers sit up. Teased double Tombstone, Shawn gets out with an eye rake, superkicks to both men, then a Pedigree on Kane to finish what was a long, dull match.
You can hide it behind spectacle and smoke-and-mirrors as much as you want, but the fact remains that this is a display of four men who are too old for this shit. I'm not sure it would have even been better if HHH hadn't gotten injured. It is true what they say, though, that Shawn Michaels was by far the best worker in this match.