Random Thought/Joke of the Day

[Spider DKR]

At some point in his life, someone had to have called Rocco Rock Teddy Petty.

 

[Marty McFourth]

I sometimes wonder how differently my life woulda been if I lived with my mom instead of my dad growing up. I made the choice when I was quite young to move in with him, and it's just wild to think about the fact I would have had a whole new school, set of friends, living situation and what have you growing up. I don't regret growing up with my dad as he's a great guy and taught me a lot, but it's interesting to think about how a choice like that could change your whole life basically. Hell, I could have a whole set of different hobbies as my dad was a big gamer and he influenced a lot of my taste in music, movies as well.

Anybody else with split parents when they were young think about this a lot?

 

[Swamps]

climate CHANGE IS making spiders bigger!

 

[Kyle Gage]

You don't have to yell at me Schiavone. I'm not blind!

 

[Kyle Gage]

“I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with ’em later."

 

[Swamps]

"You don't have to be beautiful to turn me on, because Ole Rodeny is drunk and I'm taking your big ass home"

 

[Kyle Gage]

Laugh it up, fuzzball

 

[Kyle Gage]

A struggling actor with a drinking problem ends up drinking lighter fluid with unpleasant consequences.

 

[Swamps]

Yoga Flame!

 

[Swamps]

I urinate on other men for money.

 

[Kyle Gage]

I urinate on other men for money.

is that for money on the side? lol

 

[JakeYourBooty]

I urinate on other men for money.

I urinate IN men for money


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[Swamps]

is that for money on the side? lol

Mainly for excitement! Plus, I can use the cash to go to Dairy Queen without using my card, and the wife finding out I'm getting a blizzard without her.

I urinate IN men for money


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Stay off my corner dawg! Southside is mines!

 

[Alexa]

I urinate IN men for money


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You seen the same video I have.

 

[Swamps]

You seen the same video I have.

I was young....