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You can come work with me Dave. I have to deal with bitchiness sometimes and sometimes I get to toss them around. Teenagers that is.


Oh and random thought for today.

Teenagers always think they are smarter than adults but don't realize we all did the exact same shit as them and know what they are thinking or doing sometimes.
 
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Why do people think this line from Forest Gump was such a great life lesson, "Life is like a box of chocolates cause you never know what you will get," because in all reality if you look on the back of the box or on the lid it tells you exactly what the chocolates are do you are not surprised. Not a good analogy.
 
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Why do people think this line from Forest Gump was such a great life lesson, "Life is like a box of chocolates cause you never know what you will get," because in all reality if you look on the back of the box or on the lid it tells you exactly what the chocolates are do you are not surprised. Not a good analogy.
I think it's supposed to mean that Gump is such a moron that he doesn't realize you can look at the back of the box. Either that or they simply didn't used to put the pics on the boxes back in the time the movie is supposed to be set in.
 

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I think it's supposed to mean that Gump is such a moron that he doesn't realize you can look at the back of the box. Either that or they simply didn't used to put the pics on the boxes back in the time the movie is supposed to be set in.
Hogwash. Gump is an idiot and people say it all the damn time.
 

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Hogwash. Gump is an idiot and people say it all the damn time.
I don't even like those boxes of chocolate. They're so bad for you. :lol:
 

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I don't even like those boxes of chocolate. They're so bad for you.
Damn straight they are. And that is a great random thought for the day.

And i just saw Sharknado 3 will be on soon. Who the hell cares. Do we need another one of these movies? The onlynway this is any good is if Tara Reid dies.
 

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I think they should try and make so many Sharknado's that they become the franchise with the most movies in history. Bond is at 23 if you don't count the non-Eon films. I'm sure Sharknado could release about three a year given how bad they are, so it would only take 7 years to catch up once SPECTRE is released this fall. :lol: