PWI 500 2013 (well, top 20 anyway...)

[Postman Dave]

Found an early list of this years PWI 500, the bad news is it's alphabetical order, so I'll figure out the top 20 and then you guys can look for your favourites in your own time.

1. John Cena
2. CM Punk
3. Hiroshi Tanahashi
4. Bully Ray
5. Kazuchika Okada
6. Sheamus
7. Jeff Hardy
8. Alberto Del Rio
9. Dolph Ziggler
10. Kevin Steen
11. Daniel Bryan
12. Austin Aries
13. Ryback
14. The Big Show
15. Randy Orton
16. Kane
17. Suwama
18. Antonio Cesaro
19. James Storm
20. Kofi Kingston

the rest

 

[Lover Boy]

Robbie E is only 201, should be much higher

 

[Fuji Vice]

Well, first off, I don't see any reason why Bryan is ranked below Sheamus or Ziggler in terms of WWE guys, that doesn't make any sense to me. Aside from that, list is pretty laughable when you have Cena in the top spot and the two best wrestlers right now (Tanahashi and Okada) ranked below him. Surprised but pleased to see Ray at number four though, that's pretty cool.

Also, fucking LOL at Kofi Kingston being in the Top 20. Way to invalidate your list guys!

 

[Wang Chung]

We should do our own list and compare.

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[The Viper]

They're so ribbing us with the majority of this list, right?

John Cena as #1? I know LB said the list was in alphabetical order but....J ain't the first letter in the alphabet so this has to be the right order. Why is Cena #1? Why is John Cena fucking #1?! Someone tell me please!!!!

 

[Postman Dave]

I know it's stupid to complain about 200 downwards as it's pretty much done randomly, but Andy from Tough Enough (remember him?) finished 100+ places higher than Mike Quackenbush. C'mon son.....

Well, first off, I don't see any reason why Bryan is ranked below Sheamus or Ziggler in terms of WWE guys, that doesn't make any sense to me. Aside from that, list is pretty laughable when you have Cena in the top spot and the two best wrestlers right now (Tanahashi and Okada) ranked below him. Surprised but pleased to see Ray at number four though, that's pretty cool.

Also, fucking LOL at Kofi Kingston being in the Top 20. Way to invalidate your list guys!

I suppose kayfabe wise (done June-june I believe) Sheamus did have that WHC reign so he's got a legit case. Ziggler however doesn't. A short WHC reign after spending most of the time losing.

As for Kofi, he has tag, US, and IC reigns to his name during that period, so I guess he warrants a higher spot more than most.

We should do our own list and compare.

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Yes, this.

 

[Fuji Vice]

I know it's stupid to complain about 200 downwards as it's pretty much done randomly, but Andy from Tough Enough (remember him?) finished 100+ places higher than Mike Quackenbush. C'mon son.....

Oh good grief, you've got to be fucking kidding me. Well that pretty much confirms I won't be checking out the rest of their list.

 

[The Viper]

I know it's stupid to complain about 200 downwards as it's pretty much done randomly, but Andy from Tough Enough (remember him?) finished 100+ places higher than Mike Quackenbush. C'mon son.....

Wait...what? How is this even possible? I'm not the biggest Quack fan but how the fuck is he 100+ spots behind Heroin Andy? Fuck this list.

HOW IS HEROIN ANDY EVEN ON THE LIST?!?!?

 

[Lover Boy]

Robbie E needs to be higher or we riot.

 

[Fuji Vice]

Robbie E needs to be higher or we riot.

I don't even care for Robbie E in the slightest, but just skimming over the list there's definitely no way he should be ranked lower than Ted Dibiase Jr (155) who I honestly can't remember even seeing wrestle in the last year.

Also, Hallowicked is ranked 315th? Jigsaw 305th? What's up with that?

On the flip side, I'm shocked to see AR Fox crack the Top 100, good for him though, he's the bomb.

 

[The Viper]

On the flip side, I'm shocked to see AR Fox crack the Top 100, good for him though, he's the bomb.

The gay porn most likely skyrocketed his career :

 

[Fuji Vice]

The gay porn most likely skyrocketed his career :

Yeah. Hey wait, who gives a shit about Darren Young, Fox has been out for more than a year now! :

 

[Smart Marx]

Well, first off, I don't see any reason why Bryan is ranked below Sheamus or Ziggler in terms of WWE guys, that doesn't make any sense to me. Aside from that, list is pretty laughable when you have Cena in the top spot and the two best wrestlers right now (Tanahashi and Okada) ranked below him. Surprised but pleased to see Ray at number four though, that's pretty cool.

Also, fucking LOL at Kofi Kingston being in the Top 20. Way to invalidate your list guys!

Kofi Kingston? I don't need to see anymore of this list. Is Carson on the PWI writing staff? :

FYI I think that Okada kid is hot stuff. You should totes post some of his stuff.

They're so ribbing us with the majority of this list, right?

John Cena as #1? I know LB said the list was in alphabetical order but....J ain't the first letter in the alphabet so this has to be the right order. Why is Cena #1? Why is John Cena fucking #1?! Someone tell me please!!!!

I smell a fix! The fix is in! I repeat the fix is in!!! Where's the Shield when we need them?

We should do our own list and compare.

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Consider it done.

 

[Postman Dave]

Robbie E needs to be higher or we riot.

I know right?


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[Kushikimi]

I know it's stupid to complain about 200 downwards as it's pretty much done randomly, but Andy from Tough Enough (remember him?) finished 100+ places higher than Mike Quackenbush. C'mon son.....

Andy has been pushed like hell here in PR... he almost has held every single title in WWC, been in almost every single storyline and he still has the charisma of a brick thrown at your face.