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*Bobby Shield defeated Jake Tarr. Both are from Taz's academy

TNA Xplosion:

*Mickie James pinned Rosita.




IMPACT
*We open up with Mr. Anderson dragging down Earl Hebner to the ring and demanding to know why he was DQ'd last week, giving Rob Van Dam the win. Anderson demands the decision be reversed and Hebner refuses, calling Anderson an a**hole. Anderson lays out Hebner. Brian Hebner hits the ring then Sting comes out, saying you don't pick on the referees. He and Anderson began brawling. Rob Van Dam's music hits and he comes out, saying he doesn't want the win that way and asks Hebner to add Anderson to the Lockdown main event. Hebner says he cannot. Eric Bischoff and Hulk Hogan come out and announce it will indeed be a Three-Way at Lockdown.


Bischoff announces Sting & Anderson & RVD vs Ric Flair's team of Abyss & Matt Hardy & Bully Ray tonight in a Steel Cage, saying the network wants ratings, so he will give it to them. Sting and Anderson start brawling again but are held apart.


*Scott Steiner defeated Jesse Neal. Orlando Jordan and Eric Young were doing commentary. Doug Williams and Magnus attacked them (OJ and EY) after.

*Max Buck defeated Jeremy Buck in a good match.

*Winter defeated Velvet Sky with a Submission Move. Angelina Love originally came out to help Velvet but didn't end up doing anything.

*Kurt Angle defeated Rob Terry. Jeff Jarrett was ringside and after the match, Kurt Angle went after him. Angle went to Angle Slam Jarrett off the stage but Jarrett escaped to the back.


*Ken Anderson called out Sting so he could apologize but slapped him instead. They brawled into the crowd. Abyss, Hardy and Ray attacked them but RVD made the save.

*Bully Ray, Abyss and Matt Hardy defeated Sting, Mr. Anderson and Rob Van Dam in a Steel Cage. Sting attacked Mr. Anderson when he made his entrance leaving Rob Van Dam to fend for himself. Eventually all six men were in the match where Anderson cost his team the match allowing Bully Ray to get the win. After the match, Fortune tries to make the save but is also beaten down by Immortal.

The heels keep beating on RVD and Sting. Fortune hits the ring. Immortal hits the ring. Flair locks the cage and the babyfaces are getting massacred. Christopher Daniels hit the ring from the crowd and hit a flip from the top of the cage, wiping out Immortal. The babyfaces regroup and run off Immortal. Big reaction for Daniels' return.
Fucking Daniels being back is a mark out moment, imagine he's just back for Lethal Lockdown though and then will go back to ROH where he's pushed properly.
 

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Only thing that looks interesting on here is the cage match.
 

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As much as I want to say that is awesome that Daniels is back I just know he's gonna end up going back to doing shit. And the way Anderson is going it seems like he pretty much needs to be heel.
 

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Looks pretty blah once again. Cage could be good but it'll probably be a repeat of last years prior to Lockdown cgae match.

Daniels was wearing a AJ Styles shirt during his return so I wonder if he will be joining Fourtune in their feud with Immortal.
 

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4/17/11 Spoilers

Mexican America (Hernandez & Matt Baretta from OVW) defeated Tommy Dreamer and Brother Devon. They had the Mexican flag pulled down again during the match but post match Matt Morgan came and cleaned house.


*Samoa Joe beats Gunner with a choke and stares down Pope Dinero, who was doing commentary.


*TNA Knockouts Tag Team champs Rosita & Sarita defeated Angelina Love & Velvet Sky. Love acted all zoned out from Winter's spell. Winter came out on the stage. Love turned on Sky and left her laying, allowing the champions to get the win.


*Bully Ray defeated Christopher Daniels in a Lumberjack match after Hulk Hogan nailed Daniels with a chain. Daniels had hit the BME on Ray but Ric Flair pulled Earl Hebner out of the ring. Both Lumberjack sides brawl, setting up the referee missing Hulk's interference.


*Inside a Steel Cage, Jeff Jarrett cuts a promo gloating about Kurt Angle getting arrested for violating their restraining order last week. Jarrett said he was going to give Karen a special entrance but Kurt Angle's music starts. Jarrett looks around for him but Angle slides into the Impact Zone on a rope like Suicide does for his entrance. Kurt tries to corner Jeff but Jeff scrambles up and out of the cage and escapes.


*TNA is now taking the cage down.


*Rob Van Dam pinned TNA champion Sting in a non-title match with special referee Mr. Anderson. Anderson calls it right down the middle, only to nail Sting with a Mic Check. That allows RVD to hit the Five Star Frog Splash. Anderson then drills RVD with the TNA title belt and leaves him laying. Immortal comes out and raises Anderson on their shoulders. Hulk Hogan comes out clapping and shakes Anderson's hand.



*Suicide (Okada) & Brian Kendrick & Chris Sabin defeated Generation Me & Robbie E.


Xplosion:
*Ink Inc. defeated The British Invasion, Douglas Williams and Brutus Magnus
 

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TNA Impact (Airing 4/7 on Spike TV):

* Fortune's music hits. Beer Money, Kazarian and Christopher Daniels come out. Daniels looks back at his relationship with TNA and it's been rocky. More important than anything though is his relationships he's made. One that sticks out is the one with AJ Styles. They've had their ups and downs but always promised to have each other's backs. After seeing on TV what happened to AJ he realized it's time to come back. His loyalty now is to Fortune. He begs to be the fourth person at Lockdown.

* Immortal's music hits and Abyss, Ric Flair, Matt Hardy and Bully Ray come out. Flair says this has gone on too long. Flair says he doesn't even know who Daniels is. The crowd chants Fallen Angel. Flair calls him a mark for caring about the fans chanting. All of Fortune made a mistake siding with AJ. He's going to do him a favor and let him walk out of the ring and out of TNA forever. Daniels appreciates the offer but he can take that offer and shove it. Flair says he better take it because someone's going to get hurt and it won't be him or his guys. Daniels starts
to protest but Hulk Hogan and Eric Bischoff come out. Hogan says he runs this place. If Daniels wants on television that's one thing, superhero. If the network
wants to give him a contract, if he wants to give him a contract, he'll get one. Tonight, superhero Daniels can take on Bully Ray. Ray gets in Daniels face and says he doesn't want a piece of him. He's the one who crippled his buddy AJ. He's the biggest, baddest mother effer and he retires people. Now
go back to California, put on more mascara, paint your nails, watch Oprah and have a good time. Daniels says he shouldn't worry about that and instead of the guy beating him up. Daniels attacks Ray while Fortune attacks the others and clears the ring.

* Brooke Hogan is back.

* The Mexican Americans (Hernandez & the new guy) w/Sarita & Rosita vs. Tommy Dreamer & Devon. Winners via chairshot to Devon while the referee was distracted, the Mexican Americans. The giant Mexican flag was hanging the whole match and blocked the crowd's view. Hernandez was going to Border Toss Dreamer through a table but Matt Morgan ran in for the save.

* Samoa Joe vs. Gunner with "The Pope" D'Angelo Dinero on commentary. Winner via choke, Samoa Joe. Match was less than a minute. Joe chased Pope to the back afterwards.

* For the TNA Knockouts Tag Team Titles, Sarita & Rosita vs. Velvet Sky & Angelina Love. Angelina is acting weird and zombie like. Angelina wouldn't tag in. Winter came out and signaled Angelina to break Velvet. Angelina gave her a stunner on the ropes and beat her up.
Winners via regular pinfall after Angelina Love beat down, Sarita & Rosita

* TNA Champion Sting is out. This is such a good night. He needs some company with him. Rob Van Dam! RVD joins Sting in the ring. The plan was to stop Hulk Hogan and
Eric Bischoff but somewhere along the way they got derailed. RVD says I wonder why? Sting apologizes for what he did in March. RVD says he doesn't care anymore. He says he never lost the title. And he's getting it back at Lockdown because he's Rob Van Dam. Bischoff and Hogan come out. Hogan says this parading around by RVD is what he's been dealing with since he came back. It makes him want to do something crazy and give RVD Sting tonight, brother.

* In a lumberjack match, Bully Ray w/Ric Flair, Matt Hardy and Abyss vs. Christopher Daniels w/Kazarian & Beer Money. They announced Daniels as 229lbs and I literally laughed out loud. Winner after a chain shot from Hogan while the referee was distracted, Bully Ray.

* Steel cage is being set up. Only three sides were put up before they started taping the segment. Jeff Jarrett came out and yelled at the crew to speed things up. Jarrett gets in the ring and says Kurt Angle attacking him was stupid and violated the restraining order. Maybe he did it on purpose so Angle wouldn't have to fight him in the cage. He's seen a lot of gutless acts in wrestling but this takes the cake. Ten days from now if they had gotten inside this cage and Jarrett had beaten
him down again the law would've gone after him. Jarrett says in other news he and Karen decided the kids will not visit him in jail. The cage is still being constructed during this. He then announces Karen is coming out to say some things. Kurt Angle's music hits and he rappells down through the side of
the cage still not finished. They close that side off and Kurt locks the cage. Jeff throws the camera man at Kurt and is able to escape the cage.

* Rob Van Dam vs. TNA Champion Sting w/special guest referee Mr. Anderson. Two minutes into the match, Anderson gave Sting a Mic Check but the match continued.
Winner via 5 Star Frog Splash, Rob Van Dam. Match was short and was not any good. Anderson hit RVD with the belt after the match then yelled in his face. Murphy and Rob Terry came out clapping for Anderson and congratulating him. They held him up on their shoulders as Immortal's music hit. Hulk Hogan came out on the ramp and clapped for Anderson and gave him the thumbs up. Right after Terry and Murphy put Anderson down he attacks them and gives them both Mic Checks and then yells at Hogan. Anderson's music hits and he plays to the crowd.

* Generation Me & Robbie E w/Cookie vs. Brian Kendrick, Chris Sabin & Suicide. Winner after Max Buck gave Jeremy Buck a hanging DDT off the top rope, Brian Kendrick, Chris Sabin & Suicide. Max yelled at Jeremy some after the match.
 

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Looks blah. I like Daniels replacing his best friend, AJ in Fourtune at Lockdown but I have this feeling that its gonna lead to either AJ turning on Daniels rejoining Immortal (Stupid) or Daniels turning on Fourtune and joining Immortal (Also stupid)
 

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Looks blah. I like Daniels replacing his best friend, AJ in Fourtune at Lockdown but I have this feeling that its gonna lead to either AJ turning on Daniels rejoining Immortal (Stupid) or Daniels turning on Fourtune and joining Immortal (Also stupid)

Yep.

And where the F is Alex Shelley? Is he injured or something? Because the MCMG haven't been on TV for a while and this is the first time I can remember seeing Sabin's name on a taping for a while.
 

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Didn't Shelley break his collarbone or something along those lines?
 

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Yeah. Shelley has been hurt for 2 months. Out for 4 iirc.
 

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Impact (Airing 4/14 on Spike TV):

* The show starts with Immortal of Eric Bischoff, Hulk Hogan, Jeff and Karen Jarrett, Gunner, Murphy, Rob Terry, Ric Flair, Abyss, Bully Ray and Matt Hardy. Hogan says it's obvious to him and the Immortalmaniacs this is the top talent in the ring. There's a stench of rotten crap though so Mr. Anderson get out here brother. Anderson joins Immortal in the ring. Hogan says welcome to the big show. For the last six weeks he gave him the chance to do the right thing. He had two choices: do things the hard way, the Anderson way, or do things the easy way, the Immortal way. Instead he spit in Immortal's face so he spit in his face. Anderson says bull. Anderson insults Hogan with his standard gimmick. Hogan punches Anderson and Immortal swarms him and begins a beat down. They hold Anderson up and Hogan says Anderson has disrespected him for the last time. He's going to regret doing this and probably won't make it to Lockdown. Because, gay boy, you don't mess with Immortal. Bully Ray gets in Anderson's face and Anderson spits on him. Ray beats Anderson down as he's held back. Immortal leaves while a beaten down Anderson is left in the ring.


* Douglas Williams w/Magnus vs. Orlando Jordan w/Eric Young vs. Jesse Neal w/Shannon Moore vs. Crimson w/Scott Steiner. Shannon Moore started trouble with Steiner during the match and Jesse Neal ran after them as they fought to the back. As the referee was distracted by Magnus and Young fighting, Abyss attacked Crimson and took him out of the match. Winner via a Roll the Dice to Williams, Orlando Jordan.
I didn't see what Abyss did to Crimson but the crowd popped hard for it and Crimson was helped to the back by security and trainers.

* Matt Hardy w/Bully Ray, Abyss & Ric Flair vs. Kazarian w/Beer Money & Christopher Daniels. Before the match started, Hebner ejected Immortal and Fortune from ringside. Winner via new submission move, Matt Hardy. He grabbed Kaz like he was going to do a butterfly suplex and then locked his legs around Kaz's waist.

* Madison Rayne and Tara make their way to the ring. Madison says she hasn't been able to sleep the last 7 days. All she does is lie in bed and rethink last week over and over again. If she had the opportunity to do things over again what would she do? If she could do it over again she'd back that bike up and run Mickie over again. However Tara has forgotten her role and she needs to remind her. Tara is supposed to do what she says. Mickie is why Tara has a job. If she continues to give her the slightest attitude she'll make sure Tara is behind the makeup counter stocking lip gloss for minimum wage. Does she have something to say about that? Tara says she does. Mickie James's music hits and she comes out wearing a sling. She says if Madison thinks a dislocated shoulder is going to stop her from beating Madison she has another thing coming. At
Lockdown she's going to finish this. Since Mickie has joined TNA Madison has been making her life a living hell. At Lockdown, inside the cage where there's no way out, she's going to show her how hardcore country she can get.

* Hernandez w/new guy, Rosita & Sarita & "The Pope" D'Angelo Dinero & Jeff Jarrett w/Karen vs. Matt Morgan & Samoa Joe & Kurt Angle. Jeff sent Karen to the back at the beginning of the match. Angle chased Jarrett to the back towards the end of the match. Winner after a brass knux shot from The Pope to Samoa Joe, The Pope, Hernandez and Jeff Jarrett. Hernandez hit Morgan with brass knux after the match as well.

* Hulk Hogan and Eric Bischoff are in the ring. Hogan says the rubber's hit the road, things are heating up and Immortal is taking care of business. So Rob Van Dam, get out here. RVD joins EB and Hogan in the ring. Hogan asks RVD not to make the same mistake Anderson did. Remember when he brought Rob in in March of 2010? The attitude he had only got him so far. Now with his new attitude he's showing RVD takes a back seat to no one. When an opportunity presented itself RVD took it and pinned the world champion Sting and it was awesome. Sting makes his way to the ring to respond. Sting says that is a lie because Rob never saw what Anderson did. He didn't see Anderson lay him out and Rob wouldn't take a win like that. Sting says he's not taking his eye off the issue and that's getting rid of Hogan and Bischoff. At Lockdown if RVD is the better man he could win the world title. If he decides to join these jabronis then the only way he's getting the title is over his dead body. RVD leaves without saying as Hogan does the RVD pose. Bischoff says Sting has had a great career but Hogan has been outplaying him his whole career. And soon, there's going to be a checkmate for him. Sting says maybe, but the checkmate is mine. Sting boots Bischoff in the stomach and hits a Scorpion Death Drop as Hogan begs him not to. Hogan begs off Sting and points to the back brace he's wearing. Sting says he's going to take a move from Hogan's playbook and take care of him on his time, not Hogan's.

* Abyss vs. James Storm. Winner via Black Hole Slam, Abyss. Ric Flair, Matt Hardy and Bully Ray come down and celebrate with Abyss after the match. They get ready to beat Storm down but Kazarian, Robert Roode and Christopher Daniels run down for the save.

* Mr. Anderson vs. Immortal in a gauntlet match announced as the main event.

* Velvet Sky is out and she looks angry. She gives Angelina one last chance to talk to her face to face and explain her actions as of late. If she doesn't like what she has to say she has no problem whooping that butt. Angelina comes out to Winter's music. Velvet shoves her twice. Angelina spears Velvet and delivers some blows. Love then grabs a chair and brings it into the ring. She DDTs Velvet on the chair and then Winter comes out and motions for Angelina to come to her. Love leaves with Winter as referees check on Velvet.

* Gauntlet match, Mr. Anderson vs. Immortal. Gunner, Murphy, Rob Terry and Bully Ray are the members of Immortal in the match. Murphy is out first. Anderson beats him with a Mic Check. Rob Terry is up next. Anderson also beats Terry with a Mic Check. Gunner is next. Anderson also eliminates Gunner with a Mic Check. Finally we have Bully Ray. Ray knocks the referee out during the match and then drags Anderson up the ramp. He drags him onto the stage and grabs his chain. Hulk Hogan comes out and mocks Anderson. He takes his brace off and gets ready to powerbomb Anderson off the stage. Sting comes out with a bat to stop him. Abyss comes up behind Sting but he eats a bat shot. Ray tries to get Sting but he gets a bat shot too. Sting surveys the carnage left on the stage and leaves as his music
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So i'm guessing a backstage segment will appear on April 7th where Maddie uses the bike to injure Mickie, thus giving them a storyline reason for her shoulder injury.
 

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New finisher of Hardy's isn't new. he's been using it since 05. Calls it the 'Scar'

This looks like a halfway decent Impact with the Lockdown build. I mean hell. At least they are building Lockdown unlike AAO and Victory Road.
 

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iMPACT opens with AJ Styles coming down on top of a cage filled with weapons. Styles says he’s back and starts talking about Brother Ray. Styles said he went to Lockdown to take him out. Ray comes out and talks about how badass he is. Ray says they will fight on his own time and goes to leave. Daniels comes out and throws him in the cage. AJ beats Ray up in the cage. Gunner comes out but Daniels stops him. AJ puts Ray on a table and climbs to the top of the cage. Ray escapes before AJ can put him through the table.

Murphy and Rob Terry come out as the TNA crew is taking down the cage and throw them out. They say Beer Money will pay for what they did to Ric Flair at Lockdown. Beer Money comes out and we have a tag team title match in the cage.

Beer Money beat Rob Terry and Murphy to retain the TNA Tag Team Titles.

They show Karen and Jeff Jarrett riding a horse-drawn carriage through Universal Studios. Jeff says the royal wedding will be nothing compared to them tonight.

Hulk Hogan comes out and calls out Rob Van Dam. Hogan puts down RVD and they go back and forth on the mic. Apparently Sting has chosen RVD for his World Title defense at the Sacrifice pay-per-view. Abyss vs. RVD for tonight is announced.

Eric Young is shown backstage feeding horses. Kurt Angle comes up and says the horses are going to crap all over the place.

Sarita and Rosita beat Tara and Madison Rayne. More tension with Madison and Tara. Tara allowed Madison to get beat down and pinned. They argued after the match.

Royal music starts and out comes Karen and Jeff Jarrett in all white. Karen sits on a throne and will be crowned queen tonight. They talk about Lockdown. Jeff crowns Karen as his queen. A big bucket of crap is dumped on her as she waves to the crowd. Jeff is staying away from her as Kurt Angle appears and smiles. Angle slams Jeff. Angle tells Karen his mistress is coming for her

Abyss vs. Rob Van Dam is up next.

Abyss defeated RVD after Hulk Hogan interfered. Crimson made the save.

Matt Morgan came out and cut a promo about wanting a World title shot. Scott Steiner comes out and wants a title shot as well. Matt proposes a match and Steiner accepts, then beats up Morgan.

TNA champion Sting defeated Matt Hardy. Post match, Anderson hit the Mic Check on both and cut a promo on Sting to end the show.
Not all that interested in this show tbh. By all accounts, Kurt's mistress is believed to be Isis The Amazon aka the big bitch that never was on NXT.
 

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Show doesn't look to hot. The Network angle is predictable, and dragging out the Jarett/Angle feud just to debut Isis isn't appealing.
 

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This show seems just really half assed to me and worth skipping. If it is Isis that is a big ass mistress lol.