The Rated R CMStar
Guest
Live from Jacksonville Veterans Memorial Arena
Jacksonville, Florida
Pyro
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JR: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to BTW Nitro, as we loom closer and closer to our return to PPV, Busted Open.
Styles: We already now three matches for that grand event, and with the events scheduled for tonight, what will we uncover for Busted Open?
JBL: I don’t know about that, but I know I have first row tickets to whatever happens tonight.
“Goldberg’s March†plays to a big amount of cheers from the audience as we see Goldberg step into the stage walking into his own pyrotechnics. Goldberg then, intensely, walks down the ramp finally entering the ring, where he asks for a mic.
Styles: And it seems we’re starting this show with Goldberg.
Goldberg paces around in the ring. His face shows satisfaction hearing the crowd reaction, whole also showing that he means absolute business tonight.
Goldberg: Last week, right after my match, The Big Show came out he stared right into these eyes and had the nerve to say that I beating him at WrestleBowl was a fluke.
Crowd boos remembering the words of the Big Show.
Goldberg: Big Show, I don’t know what the hell you were talking about, or what match you remember, because when I kicked your ass all over Detroit boy, that wasn’t no damn fluke! But I’ll tell you what Big Show, believe the hype, you want another crack at me? Then I have only question for you…do you want to know who’s next?
Crowd erupts with the mention of Goldberg’s catchphrase.
Goldberg: It…
“Just Close your Eyes†blasts through the speakers to a big amount of boos from the audience as Captain Charisma, Christian Cage, arrogantly makes his way down from the aisle into the ring. With a microphone in hand, he enters the ring, but always been cautious of staying away enough from Goldberg.
Christian: Who’s next? Who’s next??Seriously Bill, it’s been what, like ten years, and every time you grab or get close to one of those microphones, either you get on the edge of suffering a panic attack, or you start rambling on and on repeating the same, tired, burnt phrases.
Crowd boos. Goldberg grins as he watches Christian Cage,
Christian: Let me tell you the truth Bill, nobody gives a crap of who you might consider “next†or if The Big Show is having a fit over having his 500 pound ass beat by an embarrassment as you. No, what’s in all of these people’s head, what each and every one of these fans are asking is who is the next Number One Contender for the BTW World Heavyweight Championship. And for all my peeps, Captain Charisma has the answer.
Crowd responds with a huge wave of boos from the audience.
Christian: Because after sending that message to Brock Lesnar by smashing a steel chair into his brainless head, it’s only fitting, it’s only appropriate and it’s only fair that I get a title match against Brock Lesnar at Busted Open, when I will become World Heavyweight Champion!
Goldberg: Haha, are you done? Because…
“Big†plays through the PA system to boos from the crowd again as the gigantic Big Show starts making his way down the ramp into the ring.
Styles: The Big Show?
JBL: Business is picking up and fast eh JR?
Big Show steps over the top rope and enters the ring.
Big Show: If you would excuse us little guy, me and Goldberg have business that need to be attended right now.
Big Show, not removing his eyes from Goldberg, shoves Christian Cage away with his left arm.
Show: Bill, Bill, Bill. Apparently you are dumber than what I thought. You come out here trying to look tough and intimidating, talking all brave trying to make all these people believe that you truly defeated me at WrestleBowl. When the truth is Goldberg, and deep inside you know it, you didn’t beat me. At WrestleBowl, what happened that night was nothing short than a screwjob.
Crowd boos as Goldberg laughs at the statement.
Show: I mean, seriously, look at me. I am a seven feet tall, five hundred pounds monster. I could snap your neck with my bare hands any time I wanted to, and yet you think that you’re better than me? Bill, not on your best night, not any night, you would be able to defeat me one on one.
Goldberg: Like I said Show, any place you want, any time you want, any way you want, I will beat your ass!
Big Show and Goldberg stare at each other with intensity, creating a moment in which tension can be cut with a knife.
Christian: Excuse me! Excuse me! Are you forgetting who the spotlight is from? None of these peeps care what you do or you don’t do, they only care about Captain Charisma finally getting back to where he belongs, the main event. Gosh, seriously, who else will come on out trying to steal the show from me?
“Break Down the Walls†plays to a cheers from the audience as no other than the BTW Continental Champion Chris Jericho appears on the stage and all pumped up starts making his way down the ramp to the already crowded ring
JR: Well Christian, now you’ve got your answer.
Y2J: Big Show, Goldberg and Christian Cage, especially you Christian Cage, would you please, SHUT THE HELL UP!
Crowd erupts.
Y2J: You all come on out, step into this ring and run your mouth on and on without making any sense. This people didn’t come to see no speaking, they came to see wrestling, they came to get entertained!
Crowd cheers.
Y2J: And me, Chris Jericho, their personal party host, will make sure they get entertained. Oh, but first Christian, I have been hearing you on and on saying this is your time that this is your show, but you know damn right this isn’t Christian Cage’s BTW Nitro, this is BTW Is Jericho!
Crowd cheers for the catchphrase.
Show: You know, I am also getting tired of all this talking. I think I will take out each and every one of you tonight…and then I will take you out, Goldberg, at Busted Open.
Goldberg looks back at Big Show with a grin on his face.
Y2J: Well, I think we’ve got ourselves a…
“Virtual Voodoo†blasts through the speakers to the shock of the audience as Umaga rampages his way out.
Styles: What on Earth?
JBL: There he is Joey, the man who single handedly took out The Undertaker two weeks ago.
Umaga makes his way to the inside of the ring. Everybody stares at him in shock.
Y2J: Right when I thought this was getting back to normality…
Umaga has a microphone in hands. He stares at it, apparently confused at what to do with it, then, slowly, he brings the mic closer and closer to their mouth.
Umaga: AHHH, whatbtu ah, Undertaker, SAMOA!!! Titila kra, bru, AHHH, SAMOA!!!!
Nobody quite knows how to react after that.
Y2J: Wait, wait, I so happen to know a little Samoan myself, so I will translate to you all what Umaga just said. Well, he, among other things, called Christian a creepy little bastard.
Crowd laughs as Christian Cage goes almost over the edge in a temper tantrum.
Christian: You know what? This is enough, I’VE had enough. You all need to understand that now it’s my time, my time to be on top, my time to defeat Brock Lesnar and my time to be World Champion, and when I do that, it will be a…
“Here Comes the Pain†becomes the sixth theme song to play in our opening segment as the BTW World Heavyweight Champion Brock Lesnar appears jogging on the stage.
JR: And finally, there he is, our World Champion, Brock Lesnar!
Styles: This has been all over the place, and I don’t see it getting back to normality any time soon.
Brock walks down the ramp and he enters the ring.
Brock: Let me first say that I agree with Chris Jericho, these people came to see wrestling, not 5 men ramble about their problems. At least Big Show, Goldberg and Chris came out to discuss some wrestling, but you Christian, what are you doing out here?
Christian: What am I doing? I am letting all of these people catch a glimpse of their future World Champion.
Lesnar: Well, I don’t know if you will get your World Championship match, I’ll let management handle that. I just know that I came out here for a fight, and the way I see it, there’s 3 of us, 3 of you, let’s get it on!
Crowd cheers. All the other five men inside the ring stare at each other.
Goldberg: Let’s do it!
Lesnar: Oh, and Christian, keep in mind, I don’t forget, and when I have you inside that ring, I won’t forget that chair shot!
“Here Comes the Pain†plays on the background as Brock Lesnar drops the microphone and gets out of the ring. All the other five members remain inside the ring in a tense staredown.
JR: Well, you just heard it folks, later tonight, it will be a huge 6men tag team match.
Styles: Brock Lesnar, Chris Jericho and Goldberg taking on Christian Cage, Big Show and Umaga.
JBL: That had to be the wildest, most over the place opening of BTW Nitro ever.
(Commercial)
JR: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen and…
“I’m Coming†plays to a nice amount of boos from the audience as the BTW Extreme Champion makes his arrogant appearance on the stage. MVP showboats as he walks down the ramp into the ring.
Styles: And it seems we are going to jump straight into the action with this one on one contest.
“Out to Kill†plays to fanfare from the people in attendance as young Cody Rhodes, fired up, makes his way out. Rhodes practically runs to the inside of the ring.
JR: This young lion has been making big waves since his debut here in BTW.
JBL: He might have wrestling in his blood alright, but he better learn his place in this company.
Cody Rhodes vs MVP
Rhodes tries to apply his high energy into the contest going right after with swift punches, however he quickly gets stopped by MVP, who slows down the match with a variety of headlocks. MVP continues showing his advantage in the experience department out wrestling and flooring Rhodes with his mat abilities. Rhodes starts mounting his offense with fast punches, however MVP keeps the match at his pace by hitting his One Knee Facebreaker. MVP keeps dismantling and picking Cody Rhodes apart getting the clear dominance in the match, not counting an occasional comeback attempt from the young lion, until finally he considers he has Rhodes set in place for the end. MVP goes for his Drive By Kick, however Rhodes manages to avoid it the finisher, get back to his feet and receive the returning MVP with an inside cradle getting the 3 count.
Winner: Cody Rhodes
JBL: What the…?
JR: My God Rhodes did it, Cody Rhodes just defeated the BTW Extreme Champion MVP!
MVP gets back to his feet completely shocked and angry at the result of the match. Cody Rhodes circles around the ring celebrating his surprising victory over Montel Vontavious Porter. MVP doesn’t exactly take his lose kindly and he cheap shots Cody Rhodes from behinds. MVP starts assaulting and mauling Cody Rhodes, until finally, running down the ramp, comes Rob Van Dam.
Styles: And here come the reinforcements!
RVD slides to the inside of the ring and goes right after his opponent come Busted Open, MVP. Van Dam nails MVP with big straight right hands that stagger Porter backwards. RVD sends Porter close to the ring ropes, until he manages to end the onslaught by clotheslining the BTW Extreme Champion over the top rope to the outside of the ring. MVP has no other choice but to crawl away from the ring looking back to Rob Van Dam and Cody Rhodes, who taunt on the inside of the ring.
Styles: Three matches, three defeats for MVP, and the clock is ticking for his title defense at Busted Open.
JBL: What the hell was Rob Van Dam doing out here?!
Styles: Well, we do know RVD will be with us later on tonight as he will clash with Cody Rhodes’s opponent at Busted Open, Muhammed Hassan.
JR: We’ll be right back!
(Commercial)
We come back and Samoa Joe is already sitting on the announcer’s table.
JR: Welcome back to BTW Nitro and as you can see, we’re joined by the man who in two weeks will be fighting, in a rematch from WrestleBowl, CM Punk at Busted Open. Nice to have you here Mr. Joe!
Joe: Never a problem JR.
Styles: Can it be said you are out here scouting CM Punk?
Joe: CM Punk and I need no scouting. We’ve clashed in that ring for years now and when I’m in there with him, I can predict what he’s going to do even before he thinks about doing it.
“Arabian†plays to cheers from the audience as Sabu makes his way to the stage and then down the aisle. He makes his Magician of Arabia taunt before going toward the ring.
JR: A tough challenge for CM Punk here tonight no doubt about that.
Joe: But not tougher than what I will be at Busted Open. I am going to kill Punk.
“This Fire Burns†blasts through the speakers as CM Punk makes his emotional way to the outside. He immediately connects with the fans taunting to them. Punk walks down the ramp and reaches the ring. There, CM circles the squared circle and right before he enters the ring, he stares at Samoa Joe.
Joe: Yeah, keep staring all you want. That won’t help you to defeat me.
JR: You seem awfully confident that you will defeat CM Punk, even though you lost to hikm at WrestleBowl. Is that part of your new strategy?
JBL: Shut up JR.
CM Punk vs Sabu
CM Punk kicks off the match going for hard kicks after the legs of Sabu, practically all finding the mark. Punk keeps his flurry of stiff kicks mixed with forearms right to the head of his opponent going until Sabu invents an out of nowhere Tornado DDT to shift the tide of the match. Sabu, from now on, focuses on the right leg of the straightedge superstar, punishing it with moves as Springboard Leg Drops and Springboard Splashes right into the leg of CM Punk. Samoa Joe commentates on how he doesn’t need the extra help Sabu is giving him by debilitating one of Punk’s limb, but he isn’t going to stop the attack or anything. CM Punk tries to come back by locking in a rope hung arm trap can opener, however Sabu slithers out of the maneuver and gets back in control with a leg lariat. Sabu shows some unusual mat abilities and tests CM Punk’s right leg even more by pulling and locking in a variety of holds, before he goes back to his comfort zone and putting Punk’s leg over the second rope in between corners, Sabu flies from the corner landing right into the leg of CM Punk. Sabu gets Punk up and goes to end the match, however out of nowhere Punk counters with a huge calf kick to the face. Sabu gets staggered to the corner where he gets connected with the charging high knee strike- running bulldog combo. CM Punk picks Sabu up and finishes the match with a huge GTS. CM Punk makes the cover: 1…2…3.
Winner: CM Punk
CM Punk immediately turns around and he stares at Samoa Joe at the announce table, then points at him. Joe says nothing is going on, all of this happening as CM Punk is expecting and attack from Samoa Joe.
JR: What a victory by young CM Punk here and…wait Joe, where the hell are you going?
Taking advantage that CM Punk has been mislead into believing Joe wasn’t going to attack him and is distracted playing off to the crowd celebrating his victory, Samoa Joe quickly removes his head set, gets up from the announcing table and slides to the inside of the ring. CM Punk never sees Samoa Joe coming. Joe turns CM Punk around, then picks up him up and puts him in the correct position, setting Punk up before connecting him with his Muscle Buster.
JR: No! No!
JBL: Haha, there you go with friendship. Joe know he has to beat CM Punk at Busted Open, and he will do whatever has to be successful.
The official that refereed Sabu vs CM Punk orders Samoa Joe out of the ring. Joe removes immobile for a couple of seconds staring at the floored CM Punk before he finally leaves the ring, having send his message…loud and clear.
JR: I would love to say how I saw this coming, but I truly expected more from Samoa Joe.
Styles: CM Punk is his friend, and Joe just punked him.
We go backstage and we see Jeremy Borash.
Borash: Ladies and Gentlemen if you would please welcome my guest at this time, he’s the Phenomenal, AJ Styles!
Crowd receives AJ with boos.
Borash: AJ, we haven’t seen you since your involvement in the brutal Monster’s Ball match at WrestleBowl, so tonight marks your return however, I understand you requested this interview for a different reason, isn’t that right?
AJ: Yes that is in fact true Jeremy. At WrestleBowl I was so close to winning Monster’s Ball and winning that Extreme Championship match however, that wasn’t the case. Nonetheless, I believe this will be my year and I will soon be making big waves around here, wait and see. However, that isn’t the reason of this interview. If you people have paid attention, you would know that I am not the only one who has been missing since WrestleBowl.
Crowd starts a “Triple H†chant.
AJ: And next week……Crushing C will be returning to his duties here in BTW Nitro!
Crowd immediately reacts with an overwhelming amount of boos.
AJ: And when he does, it will be truly phenomenal.
AJ Styles grins at the camera before walking away.
(Commercial)
“No More Words†welcomes us from commercials getting a huge pop from the crowd.
JR: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome back and by the look of things, business is about to pick up.
Jeff Hardy appears on the stage high stepping, before he finally sets his pyro off and starts coming down the ramp saluting the fans in the front row.
JBL: I don’t know what could this man possibly say, but either way, I just don’t care.
Jeff Hardy gets on the inside of the ring and he continues getting the crowd going by climbing to the corner and taunting to his fans. Hardy comes on down and asks for a microphone, then he settles in the middle of the ring.
Hardy: …
Jeff can’t speak as he gets interrupted by a huge “Hardy, Hardy, Hardy†chant from his fans, that seem to be all over the arena.
Hardy: Last week, it was made official. It will be me against Edge at Busted Open.
Crowd explodes with cheers for the match mention.
Hardy: Edge, you love running your mouth man, you love talking the talk, and you do whatever it takes to get the upperhand, even if it means going low. Edge, that’s what you do, you despicable bastard, you go as low as you can to get the advantage.
Jeff takes a break breathing deep and pacing around the ring.
Hardy: You even tried to set me up in…
Jeff Hardy stops talking and lowers the microphone, calming himself, remembering the whole incident in it which he allegedly introduced illegal substances to the arena during a live BTW Nitro.
Styles: By the way, details on the investigation concerning Jeff Hardy’s case by BTW management are slated to be released at Busted Open PPV.
JBL: You mean the case about Jeff Hardy introducing …substances to the arena?
Styles: That’s exactly right.
Hardy: Now, you claim that when I defeat you at WrestleBowl, you claim that it was a fluke. Edge, listen to this people and tell me if it was a fluke…
Hardy lifts his microphone and points it toward the crowd, who responds with an amazing amount of cheers, denoting their support for the Rainbow Haired Warrior.
Hardy: Now, I…
Out of a nowhere, lights go out, forcing Jeff hardy to stop and look around trying to figure out what’s happening.
Styles: What’s going on?
Suddenly, Edge pops up on the Tron. He is sitting in what seems to be a couch inside a house. He’s wearing dark glasses, an Affliction shirt and some jeans.
Edge: Well hello Jeff. I am sorry I couldn’t be there in that seize pool of a place they call Florida, but don’t even think I am not there because I am afraid you or something like hat, because I am not!
Crowd interrupts with boos towards the Rated R Superstar.
Edge: No, you see, for tonight, I had bigger plans than stepping into the ring and reminding everybody how much of a screw up and an excuse of a human being you are. That’s why instead of taking the flight towards Jacksonville, I detoured, and gave myself a little trip to North Carolina.
Camera zooms on Jeff Hardy, who apparently feels something is going wrong, now with the mention of his hometown.
Edge: And right now, as we speak, I am sitting on the living room of the house of one of the most acclaimed local celebrities…Jeff Hardy.
Crowd awes in shock at the audacity of Edge while Hardy starts pacing around in the ring with mad and despair oozing through his skin.
Edge: Now, this is no Toronto, but think I am getting pretty cozy in here…
The camera widens, and we see that right next to Edge is a frightened woman, looking at Edge with fear and trying to get away from him. Inside the ring, Jeff Hardy gets beside himself and he starts kicking the ropes, recognizing the woman next to Edge.
Edge: Correct me if I am wrong, but isn’t her your lovely girlfriend Beth? Let me tell you Jeff, for being in a relationship, she has been doing some things she shouldn’t have done, ain’t that right sweetie?
Edge leans towards Beth and kisses her on the cheek.
Hardy: You son of a bitch, stay away from…
Edge: Have fun over there Jeff, I guess, I guess I’ll see you later.
Edge grins and leans toward Beth one more time as scene ends. Lights go back on leaving a rabid Jeff all alone in the ring.
Hardy: NO, NO, NO!!!!
Jeff Hardy screams and kicks the bottom rope in frustration, knowing there isn’t anything he could do.
JR: You really have to feel it for that young man.
JBL: He said Edge was willing to do anything to get ahead, and my God Edge might just do it.
(Commercial)
“Turn up The Trouble†plays to boos from the audience.
JR: Welcome back ladies and gentleman and right now I want to apologize if at some point I have to stop calling the action, but I am just disgusted at what we saw before the break with Edge and Jeff Hardy.
Mr. Kennedy and his partner Elijah Burke both make their way to the stage and then, down to the ring, where they taunt to the crowd receiving nothing but boos.
“Copa Cabana†breaks through the PA system as Colt Cabana and his tag team partner, Messiah, make their way out.
JR: A young man who has been impressive in the late weeks, and tonight will certainly try to overcome from his defeat to Randy Orton last week.
Mr. Kennedy and Elijah Burke vs Colt Cabana and Messiah
Colt Cabana and Mr. Kennedy kick off the match for their respective teams. Cabana and Kennedy engage in some chain wrestling, showcasing their counter abilities to the crowd. Kennedy gets the upperhand and he soon finds himself nailing straight right hands to the head of his opponent, however, and right when he has Cabana cornered, Colt manages to turn the tide with a dropkick that happens to land on the right shoulder of Mr. Kennedy. Cabana finds his spot and goes right to work over that shoulder, pulling it and stretching it, then locking in for a couple of seconds an arm bar with crossed leg scissors. Cabana then makes the tag to Messiah, who decides to fasten up the pace of this contest with fast sliding kicks connecting the arm of the floored Kennedy. Messiah then picks up Kennedy and continues working on him a little more twisting Kennedy’s arm, until Messiah attempts an STO, only to get countered by Mr. Kennedy, who overpowers him and throws him spine first against the canvas. Kennedy then goes to his corner and makes the tag to Elijah Burke. Burke rushes and stomps on the floored Messiah, wearing him down, then drags Messiah close to his corner and remakes the tag to Mr. Kennedy. Mr. Kennedy and Elijah Burke continue picking Messiah apart with quick tags. Finally, and having Messiah and their disposal after quite a while of double teaming, Elijah Burke sets Messiah for his Elijah Experience, as he wrenches Messiah’s arm and tries to move his leg behind Messiah’s, however this crowd favorite manages to reverse this situation by turning over his own weight and splashing Burke down to the canvas. Messiah and Burke remain laid down on the canvas next to each other. Both crawl to their corners, and Messiah manages to be the first one to reach making a very cheered tag to Colt Cabana. Cabana enters and he goes right after Elijah Burke trying to hit a clothesline, however Burke manages to sidestep letting Colt pass by.
Cabana doesn’t stop his dash nonetheless and he goes all the way to the opposite corner knocking Mr. Kennedy off the apron with a forearm right to the face. Colt turns around only to get kicked in the middle section by Elijah Burke. Burke weathers Cabana down a little with big punches in boxing like style, until he finally Irish Whips Cabana to the corner. Elijah Burke walks back to the opposite corner and taunts to the crowd announcing the end. Burke dashes full speed crossing the ring, attempting to hit his Elijah Express, however Colt Cabana manages to get out of the corner right on time letting Burke crash and burn against the corner’s turnbuckles. Burke, groggily, walks away from the corner and right into his opponent, who was waiting for him behind him. Colt receives Elijah with a kick to the middle section, then hits him with his patented Colt. 45, ending the match.
Result: Colt Cabana and Messiah win.
Styles: And it is indeed a win for Colt Cabana and his tag team partner, Messiah.
JR: And you have to wonder what’s next for Colt Cabana. My God, he seems to raise in the ranks every week here in BTW.
We go backstage and we see, in a locker room, the newly formed alliance Mark Henry and Bob Sapp, laid back sitting in a bench drinking water, watching the show on their TV and joking with one another. Suddenly, Paul Heyman rushes into the locker room, visibly looking worried.
Heyman: What the hell are you two doing?
Sapp: What do you mean? We’re watching the show. We have the night off, remember?
Heyman: Still, how can you, I mean, have you not heard the news?
Henry: No, we haven’t.
Heyman: Well, next week, here in BTW Nitro, Bob Sapp will be going one on one with BTW newest signee, and rumor has it whoever he could be, it is someone big, nasty and extremely dangerous.
Bob Sapp stands up and gets in front of Paul Heyman.
Sapp: I don’t care who this new kid on the block might be, I know for a fact that he’s not like me, nobody is, and I will EASILY walk through him…
Bob turns his head looking at Mark Henry who then stands up.
Sapp: And just in case, I’ll have the World Strongest Man in my corner…
Bob Sapp and Mark Henry grin, displaying their confidence in themselves and in their plan.
(Commercial)
We come back and we see Jeff Hardy walking backstage in a corridor. There are a few tables set with pizza for catering to his right. Hardy seems obviously affected by what happened to him earlier in the night. He keeps walking. To his left, Orlando Jordan appears. Jordan grabs Jeff Hardy by the arm spinning him around and starts talking to him.
OJ: Hey Jeff, are you OK?
Jeff Hardy stares at Orlando Jordan, not saying a word.
OJ: I mean, I know that if I was you, and I had just gotten completely humiliated and…well, owned, in national television, I wouldn’t be fine.
Hardy continues staring a hole at Jordan, still not saying anything.
OJ: How could you not see Edge doing that? I swear to God, you have to be the most stupid piece of trash I have ever se…
Jeff Hardy finally loses it and he throws a vicious right hand to the head of OJ, who barely manages to avoid it. Orlando Jordan quickly runs away from the scene, but Jeff Hardy doesn’t let him get away, and instead, he quickly starts running behind him in pursuit.
We go back to the announcing table.
JR: It really seems as if Orlando Jordan stuck his foot on his mouth in this one.
JBL: He should have known better than messing with Jeff Hardy on this night.
We finally see Orlando Jordan coming down the ramp still running away from Jeff Hardy. Not so far behind, and getting a big pop from the crowd as they see him coming out again. Jeff Hardy continues reaching for him. Jordan tries to get more far away, however he trips and falls on the steel ramp. Jeff Hardy gets to him and picks him up, then throws him head first right into the guard rail. Hardy takes impulse, then dashes toward Burke and nails a low dropkick right to the face, smashing it to the guard rail behind. Hardy grabs Orlando, then Irish Whips him toward a ring post, against the which OJ crashes viciously head first. Jeff Hardy doesn’t even wait to see the effect this attack had, as instead he runs close to the announcing table to grab a steel chair.
Styles: Oh no…
JR: Things are really getting bad for Orlando Jordan.
Jeff Hardy runs right back to where he left Orlando Jordan lying. Jordan is trying to get back to his feet, using the fan barricade to pull himself back to his feet. He finally successes on his endeavor, however, when he turns around, he gets blasted right in the head with a steel chair by Jeff Hardy, who hits OJ with such strength that he opens the chair leaving it stuck on the head and neck of Orlando Jordan, causing the crowd to awe. Jeff Hardy remains standing in the same position, as if glued to the floor, in a frenzy like state, anger trying to break free. “No More Words†finally blasts on the background.
Styles: Well we just saw the destruction of Orlando Jordan, and in my opinion, it’s just a matter of time before the same thing happens to Edge.
JR: Edge might have made a big mistake by getting this personal with Jeff Hardy, and this time, maybe, just maybe, he pushed the wrong button.
JBL: That homicidal maniac Jeff Hardy just killed Orlando Jordan and you celebrate him? For the sake of BTW, Edge better get rid of this man come Busted Open.
(Commercial)
JR: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen and before our match, adding to this whole Jeff Hardy situation, let me remind all of you that at Busted Open, the official authorities will inform us or will share with us their official report of what happened on that night that Jeff Hardy was caught with illegal substances during a live BTW Nitro.
JBL: Jeff Hardy, irresponsible, unpredictable, a danger to himself and to others. He’s certainly quite a screwed up.
“One of a Kind†play through the PA system as Rob Van Dam gets welcomed by an overwhelming crowd reaction as he makes his way down the ramp into the ring.
Styles: Earlier tonight we watched the first one of this “Swap opponents†series when Cody Rhodes defeated MVP, and now it’s time for the second one.
“Arabian†rocks the arena getting thousand boos from the American audience as Muhammed Hassan steps out into the stage. Hassan stares at RVD, then looks up to the heavens to Allah, before entering the ring.
RVD vs Muhammed Hassan
RVD and Muhammed Hassan step close to one another in the middle of the ring, preview of what could be a collar elbow tie up, however, instead, RVD keeps Hassan away by attempting a high spinning kick. Rob Van Dam continue going for kicks, practically showing his entire repertoire, going from low kicks to the calves, to fast bicycle kicks, looking for that one kick that landed on Muhammed Hassan and gave him the upperhand, however, Hassan somehow manages to avoid them all. For a second, RVD seems to have hyper extended his right knee from all those attempted kicks, and he doubles, checking on what happened and flexing the knee testing it. Muhammed Hassan takes full advantage of this distraction and he explodes toward RVD hitting a clothesline and knocking him down to the canvas. Hassan takes impulse and as RVD is trying to get back to his feet, he runs right toward him, however Van Dam receives him with a spinning heel kick with both his feet. Van Dam continues dominating the match hitting maneuvers such as a cartwheel ending in a moonsault and a springboarding leg drop. Van Dam goes for his Rolling Thunder, however Hassan moves out of the way letting his opponent fail. Hassan, still resenting from RVD’s offense, remains over Van Dam dominating now the contest, locking in ground chinlocks. The crowd rallies behind Van Dam, pumping him into getting back into the match, however, right when Rob is going to swift the tide, Hassan lifts him up and connects a back suplex. Hassan announces the end. He picks up Rob Van Dam and sets him up for his Modified STO. The crowd heavily boos as they fear the end for their favorite. However, before Hassan is able to go for his finishing maneuver, RVD does a standing switch going after Hassan escaping his dangerous situation, then switches again ending in front of Hassan. There, he throws a toe kick, that even though gets blocked, RVD still hits it to punish Muhammed Hassan by hitting his Windmill Kick.
RVD stares at the corner, and to a big ovation from the crowd he goes toward it and climbs to the top rope. However, before he’s able to go for the obvious Five Star Frog Splash, the BTW Extreme Champion MVP makes his way out to the stage.
Styles: Oh come on, we are in the middle of a match for crying out loud!
JR: MVP can’t send his messages through victories so he has to resort to this kind of things.
JBL: Oh come on, wait a minute, MVP hasn’t even done anything yet!
RVD notices MVP in the stage, and whole still being on the top rope, he begins badmouthing his Busted Open opponent, losing his focus on the match. Finally, RVD refocuses on the match and immediately he comes from the top rope attempting his Five Star Frog Splash, however Muhammed Hassan manages to roll out of the way making RVD fail. Van Dam lands with such force against the canvas that he bounces almost right back to his feet. Muhammed Hassan gets back up. Rob recuperates his balance and turns around, inadvertently walking right into his opponent, who sets Van Dam up and connects him with his Modified STO. Hassan makes the cover: 1…2…3.
Result: Muhammed Hassan wins.
MVP immediately following Hassan’s victory, lifts the BTW Extreme Championship over his head, turns around and returns to the back.
(We see a graphic hyping Busted Open, showing us Cody Rhodes vs Muhammed Hassan and MVP vs Rob Van Dam)
We see Rob Van Dam laid on the canvas holding his head in pain, watching the victorious Muhammed Hassan walk up the ramp.
(Commercial)
“Samoan Coolness†welcomes us from commercial as to a big pop from the live crowd, a serious Rikishi walks down the aisle into the squared circle.
Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome back and as we can see by Rikishi’s face, it’s time for some serious business.
Rikishi enters the ring and he doesn’t even taunt to the crowd. Instead, he promptly asks for a microphone.
Rikishi: Randy Orton, get your ass out here!
JR: Rikishi seems to really mean business tonight.
Rikishi stands in the ring and stares at the stage, showing with his face expressions that he is not going anywhere.
“Voices†finally plays through the PA system to a big amount of boos from the audience. Randy Orton makes his appearance on the stage, then slowly walks down the ramp.
JBL: Why on Earth would Rikishi call out Randy Orton?
Styles: Well we heard Rikishi say he was coming after Randy Orton, I guess time has come for the young Legend Killer.
Orton enters the ring, then walks around Rikishi, who doesn’t remove his eyes from him. Orton asks for a microphone.
Orton: T…
Rikishi: (angry) Shut up!
Crowd cheers. Randy Orton lowers his microphone and stares at Rikishi shocked and confused.
Rikishi: Randy, two weeks ago I said I was coming after you. Randy Orton, the time has finally come for you. I am here to officially challenge you to a one on one match at Busted Open.
Crowd cheers, Randy seems relaxed and the throws a smile.
Orton: Rikishi no offense but, why do you think I would want to face you? Just weeks ago, I accomplished what every superstar dreamt of doing, I killed the legend of The Great One, I killed the legend of The Rock. Besides Rikishi, I have already beat you, and I don’t think I could kick you harder in the skull even if I wanted to.
Rikishi: Randy, you just don’t get it do you? I am getting this match. One way or the other, it will happen, I just thought that after kicking me and my cousin in the head, you would like to finish the work, that you would be man enough and accept my challenge face to face.
Crowd cheers. Randy, now emotionless, stares at Rikishi.
Orton: Do you realize what you are asking Rikishi? Do you understand what you are getting yourself into? Because I don’t think you do. You see, I don’t just beat people, I end careers. Rikishi, you were lucky enough to escape our first encounter with just a concussion…don’t push your luck.
Rikishi: Well maybe, that’s what it all should come to: my career. You wanna end? You wanna kill my career? Give it a shot, you legend killing punk!
Orton is now rabid and he’s pacing back and forth.
Orton: You got your match!
Crowd explodes to the announcement.
Orton: And I’ll be glad to punt you right back into obscurity.
“Voices†plays in the background as Randy Orton turns around and leaves the ring.
JBL: Say goodbye to your career Rikishi. Nightie night sweet prince.
JR: Folks, you just heard it, at Busted Open, Rikishi vs Randy Orton with Rikishi’s career on the line.
Rikishi, still inside the ring, picks up his microphone.
Rikishi: But Randy, what will your excuse be, when somebody like me, beats you!
Randy Orton turns around and stares daggers at the Samoan,
Orton: Well maybe, if that happens, I wouldn’t want to continue my career…
Randy Orton turns around once again and walks up the ramp leaving for good.
Styles: Does that mean what I think it does?
JBL: Tell me Orton just didn’t say that…
JR: He did, and I am sure it means what we think it does. At Busted Open, whoever loses, will see his career come to an end.
(Commercial)
Styles: Ladies and Gentlemen, it’s been a long night, but finally, it’s main event time…
“Virtual Voodoo†plays to a lot of boos from the audience as they see the savage Umaga rampage out to the stage, then power walk down to the ring.
JR: And there is the man who single handedly took out The Undertaker two weeks ago.
Styles: And as of right now, he has a huge bull’s eye on his chest for the Deadman to strike.
JBL: Joey, Umaga has already shown, he can take it, he can take The Undertaker.
JR: Let’s take a look at what happened when Umaga bulldozed through the Deadman.
Taker’s face shows Umaga isn’t exactly his guest for the edict. The Samoan finally appears on the stage looking even more savage than usual if that’s possible. Umaga starts walking down the ramp as Taker continues to stare at him. Umaga finally enters the ring and both behemoths continue staring at each other.[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
[/FONT]JR: I don’t know why Umaga is here, but I have a feeling we are just about to find out.[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
[/FONT]Umaga and Taker meet in the middle of the ring, still staring at one another. Hell finally gets unleashed as Umaga throws a punch at Taker. The Deadman blocks it however, then he starts unfolding straight right hands of his own. Taker manages to get the best of Umaga and to end his flurry of offense he dashes to the ring ropes behind him and bounces back probably looking for a flying clothesline, however as he bounces back he gets grabbed by Umaga and squashed by a huge Samoan Drop. Umaga looks down at Taker and then he starts stomping the living hell out of him, punishing more. Umaga picks Taker up by the arm, pulls Taker toward himself and connects him with a second Samoan Drop. The Undertaker holds his spine in pain, however, and much to the shock of everybody, he starts trying to sit up.[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
[/FONT]JBL: Stay down Taker, or that monster just won’t stop.[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
[/FONT]Umaga sees this and he walks back toward Taker, picks him up, sets him and then Umaga connects him with a massive, vicious looking Sidewalk Sideslam. Taker will not be kept down nonetheless, and trying to recover, he crawls toward the corner. Taker gets there and trying to recover he lays his weight against the turnbuckles. Umaga sort of grins seeing this, and quickly he crosses the ring at full speed from corner to corner, finally connecting Taker with his deadly Samoan Wrecking Ball, only that on this occasion, instead of driving his hip to the face of an opponent, he performs his running hip attack right to the back of the head and neck of the Undertaker.[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
[/FONT]Styles: Oh no.[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
[/FONT]JR: Bah Gawd, somebody stop that monster damn it, he has no business in there, and he may just have permanently injured The Undertaker.[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
[/FONT]Umaga looks down to the immobile Taker and he says something in Samoan while he does so. Finally, Umaga grabs Taker by the hair, pulls him back to his feet and mercilessly he executes the Deadman by connecting a huge Samoan Spike. Taker falls down to the canvas, not able to put on any resistance However, Umaga is not done, and instead he picks Taker back to his feet. He grabs Taker with his left hand and extends his right arm, sticking out his thumb. Umaga connects Taker with a second Samoan Spike. This time, we see that even more damage has been made, as there’s blood coming out from Taker’s mouth.[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
[/FONT]JR: That’s enough damn it.[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']
[/FONT]Umaga finally gets out of the ring, staring at Taker and mumbling things in Samoan all the time. Umaga walks up the ramp backwards, lifting his arms still taunting to the crowd, which does nothing but boo him.
“Big†breaks through the arena as the imposing giant, The Big Show, makes his way out preceded by his pryo.
JR: The latter they come the larger they get!
Styles: And as we found out earlier tonight, Big Show will be going one on one with Goldberg at Busted Open.
“Just Close your Eyes†plays prompting a nice amount of heat from the audience as Captain Charisma, Christian Cage, braggadociosly steps out and walks down the aisle.
JBL: And there comes who could very well be our next World Champion.
JR: That would be the case if championships were won by running your mouth, but if he indeed faces Brock Lesnar, he will get the battle of his life.
Styles: 6man Tag Team Match, right when we return.
(Commercial)
“Break Down the Walls†welcome us to commercial, the sight of the Continental Champion Chris Jericho on the lower ramp taunting to the crowd.
“Goldberg’s March†plays as we are taken to the backstage area and we see Bill Goldberg make his way from his locker room, through the gorilla position to the ring.
Styles: And Goldberg tonight will certainly be looking to send a message to The Big Show.
JBL: Every competitor in this match will be trying to send a message Joey.
“Here Comes the Pain†makes the audience explode as they stand on their feet to receive the BTW World Heavyweight Champion, Brock Lesnar. Lesnar jogs on the upper stage, then walks down the ramp to join his tag team partners. All three of them enter the ring. The referee keeps both teams separated and then rings the bell.
6man Tag Team Match
Brock Lesnar, Chris Jericho and Goldberg vs Christian Cage, Umaga and The Big Show
Chris Jericho and Christian Cage kick it off for their respective teams. Cage storms at Y2J looking for a clothesline, however Jericho receives with a drop toehold. Christian gets back to his feet and looking humiliated and generally out of place, retrieves to his corner and quickly makes the tag to the Samoan Bulldozer Umaga. Umaga enters the match and goes right after Jericho. Chris tries to defend himself throwing hard straight right hands, however he ends up being tossed around, rag dolled and completely dominated by Umaga, who controls him with power moves. Umaga ends up his dominant performance over Jericho with a sidewalk slam. Taunting, Umaga backs down to his corner, only for Christian Cage to tag himself into the match slapping his opponent in the back. Cage enters and he hurries to make the cover, however Jericho keeps the match going. Christian stomps on his opponent, remakes the cover, but when Jericho kicks out one more time, he prefers to make the cover to The Big Show. Big Show enters and with a “walk over Jericho’s chestâ€, and the World’s Loudest Chest Chop in one of the corners, he keeps Jericho grounded. Big Show tags Christian Cage back again. Cage goes right into a lateral press: 1…2…, Jericho kicks out. Christian Cage picks up Chris Jericho and goes for a vertical suplex, however Jericho reverses sliding out of the grasp of his opponent, bouncing to the ring ropes behind him and hitting his one armed Bulldog as comes back from them. Jericho and Cage remain lying next to each other. Both crawl to their respective corners, until Cage tags in The Big Show and in the last moment Jericho tags in Goldberg. Goldberg enters like a house on fire and takes down the giant with a clothesline. Umaga tries to enter the ring and cheap shot Goldberg, however Goldberg receives him with a spinebuster. Goldberg turns around to continue attacking The Big Show, only to eat a big boot right to the face.
Big Show dominates Goldberg with body shots, targeting the ribs. Big Show then goes to lock in a Cobra Clutch, however Goldberg, using sheer power, manages to break the grip of the giant, dash to the ring ropes on his left, bounce back and hit a Spear. This creates an opening that allows Goldberg crawl to his corner and tag in the World Champ, Brock Lesnar. Brock enters the ring, however he allows Big Show to get back to his feet. Once Show does so, Brock and Big Show engage in a test of strength, that concludes with Brock Lesnar hoisting the giant over his shoulders looking for a F5, only to collapse and end with Show on top. Both competitors end up getting back to their feet, however they walk directly right into another finishing predicament, as Big Show grabs Brock Lesnar by the throat and hits the Chokeslam. He makes the cover, however Brock Lesnar manages to kick out. Big Show looks to his corner and makes the tag to the one man who could claim he’s more dangerous than The Big Show: Umaga. Umaga enters and he starts taunting for the Samoan Spike right away. Big Show, who still hadn’t left the ring, makes his presence felt as he goes right toward Goldberg on the opposite side of the ring and knocks him down with a big punch right to the jaw. Chris Jericho creeps into the top rope, then, when The Big Show turns around from staring at the floored Goldberg, Jericho nailed him with a Missile Dropkick. Big Show rolls out of the ring and falls flat to the outside, almost next to Goldberg. Unfortunately for Jericho, he also walks right into Umaga, who floors him with a Samoan Spike. Jericho rolls out of the ring holding his throat. Umaga continues taunting Brock, who starts getting back to his feet. Lesnar gets back to his feet...but not for long, as Umaga floors him right away with a gruesome Samoan Spike. Umaga is about to kneel and make the cover, when a gong plays.
JR: Oh my God!
Styles: Business is about to pick up.
JBL: Nice lines swap.
Lights go out for a second, but when they come back, we see a dark, imposing figure on the stage, crowing the aisle ~ The Undertaker. Taker stares at Umaga, who turns almost wild at the sight of the Demon of Death Valley. Umaga, still staring at The Undertaker, doesn’t realize that Brock Lesnar is getting back to his feet. Lesnar finally recovers and standing behind the distracted Umaga, finally turns the monster around and picks him over his shoulders. Umaga tries to fight out, even bringing Brock Lesnar into his corner; however the Next Big Thing doesn’t let Umaga go. What he doesn’t see is Christian Cage slapping Umaga in the back, tagging himself into the match. Cage remains on the apron for a couple of seconds, waiting for the right moment to enter the match. Brock steps to the middle of the ring and he hits the F5. The camera shows the stage and The Undertaker is no more where he was just a few seconds ago. Brock makes the cover, however since Umaga isn’t the legal man, the referee doesn’t make the count. Christian Cage now creeps into the ring behind the champion. Brock gets back to his feet, arguing with the ref and confused at what’s happening. The referee indicates him to turn around, however, when he does, he gets hooked, set and connected with an Unprettier, which gets the three count.
Result: Christian Cage pins Brock Lesnar
Styles: And once again, Christian Cage pulls a number on the champion.
JBL: Oh Joey, he did more than pulling number. Christian just pinned the champion!
JR: That’s a feat to consider no doubt, but the events surrounding it are more than questionable.
Christian Cage ends the show standing over Brock Lesnar, taunting to the crowd as the victor.
BTW Extreme Title Match
MVP(c) vs RVD
Edge vs Jeff Hardy
CM Punk vs Samoa Joe
Big Show vs Goldberg
Cody Rhodes vs Muhammed Hassan
Career Threatening Match
Loser Must Retire
Randy Orton vs Rikishi
Loser Must Retire
Randy Orton vs Rikishi