LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL DRIFT AWAY! DRIFT AWAY! DRIFT AWAY! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha this was epic!!!!
Double vision! clapclapclapclapclap Double vision!!! Hey, Austin Aries and Johnny Gargano are on the same show! This could get awkward. They should have those two have a match for us 20-somethings to feel nostalgic to the original Mortal Kombat mirror matches. Random reference #1!
Watching the Drifter get beat was the most fun I had since... oh, I don't know, they revealed Alex Riley's new gimmick is "he sucks and nobody likes him". Holy crap. I like Gargano enough to want to watch his match, and the match was actually really good for the time it lasted! But I had NO IDEA Gargano was gonna win here. CLEAN. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Then Elias went through the most hilarious yet surprisingly effective postmatch beatdown, and ya know, maybe the Drifter is like... a homeless man's Alberto Del Rio, being a decent worker (usually) but a complete black hole of charisma... Actually lets scroll back a few words. He's that dude downtown with his guitar yelling about 9/11 being an inside job and how aliens abducted half his teeth. Dude came across as the craziest psycho in this beatdown.. Hell, lets go dig up Zeb Colter and put him with the Drifter. Lets go!
Apollo Crews made the save and I'm like "oh." Partially because Balor slightly spoiled me - it's aight - but... Meh.
*ahem*
It was cool to see Balor show some edge though! Came across as a total dick in the Swann match. I'd love to see him go heel, but think there's no way it'll happen. Assume he'll show up on the Raw after 'Mania - possibly main eventing against Triple H?
Guess they "could" do a Balor Club run, but I don't want to see that either.
anyway, NXT had the BEST DAMN VIDEO PACKAGE THEY EVER DID on American Alpha. Usually I'm not as hyped about these "backstory" videos as most, seeing how these wrestlers grew up is cool and relatable and all, but.. this struck home in the best possible way. They were going on and on reminiscing about their accomplishments and how they made it to the top of the mountain... only to be knocked back down.
lease: Gable got to the olympics... and got beat. Jordan got to his national championship... and got beat. :downer: So this time... they aren't going to fail. Dammit this was the time that slipped away and... This was SO GOOD. I CAN'T WAIT to see this match at Dallas. Can't. This is definitely that signature title win that will elevate the NXT Tag Titles to "feel" as important as the other two belts... Then Jason Jordan, after almost a year, ended the video package by completing the "And Gable!" line and I marked out like a maniac!
Got a lot of hit or miss feelings on NXT nowadays, but the way they've been able to make me mark out over dumb stuff will always be A+ stuff!
But one thing that's REALLY missing from this match - even the story is FUCK YEAH AMERICAN ALPHA - is the Revival. These guys have completely disappeared off the show. Where have they been? They can't cut away from Dana's cleavage talking to Emma about giving her fitness tips she doesn't need to fit these guys on? And... good lord, they can't let the Revival have a squash instead of Alexa?
Why is Bull Dempsey still here lol. Also things that are always A+ is Samoa Joe pissing off backstage interviewers.
Asuka vs Emma <3 was pretty great, but didn't live up to the standards in their London match since they weren't bringing the heat and trying to tear the damn house down on a random edition of NXT.
But damn, I wish this was for the #1 Contendership! That would have added some fire to this!
Damn, I've never been more lukewarm on something than Emma being re-demoted to the main roster. :sad: On one hand... every time Evil Emma and Asuka are killing chicks on the same show, Asuka gets shown up pretty badly IMO. Emma getting out of the way so Asuka can be the premiere badass is awesome!!! But damn, I hate seeing callups at this point. I mean, remember the last segment of Breaking Ground, where they made this big speech about Tyler Breeze's dreams coming true and how he got the call to go down to the main roster? And... look at Sami Zayn. The most sure thing that came out of NXT has been killed in 2 weeks. And... After that disaster that happened last time and unforgiving crowds just looking to entertain themselves... She's done so much to improve and reinvent herself, glad she's getting a Mania spot in the piss break match, but... Yeesh.
Anyway... Honest opinion? The NXT Takeover: Dallas show has pretty shitty build outside of the Divas and Tag Title matches. But the legends say every hundred or so years, there's a card that's put together that's so awesome and so great that it trancends traditional wrestling logic and can kick 100,000 asses all on it's own. This is it. We won't have one again for a long, long time...
So lets eat it up and enjoy being wrestling fans for a few nights before the Raw After Mania Pre-Show begins on Sunday.