I can't believe I'm asking this... feel like a moron doing so... but is Bayley WWE's best wrestler? Seriously.
There are a metric assload of people who you can trust on this roster to put on quality matches. Yeah, Rollins and Cesaro and the crew are spectacular, awe-inspiring talents, much more so than little miss Bayley down here... but I seriously wonder if Bayley is capable of having a bad match.
Apples to oranges, more layoffs, less burnout, Death Ray, fighting for something you believe in instead of taking the check, but still. Carmella's matches have all ranged from -3 to 1 star including her bumblefucking around with Emma last week, and she goes and wrestles Bayley and she looks like a million bucks. Nia Jax looked big. Eva Marie couldn't ruin a match full of smoke and mirrors. Alexa had a good match... My goodness, this bordering-on-untalented women's roster is looking so much better than it has any right to... AND NOW SHE FACES ASUKA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
This is going to kick so many asses! I can't wait for this match and it's going to be like the 4th best match on Takeover: Dallas. WRESTLEMANIA FOLLOW THIS! Bwahahahahahahaha I cannot WAIT to see Strowman and Taker fall over like a pile of Legos to a roaring crowd of NXT chants. Mania is going to be a disaster unlike any other and it's must-see television because of it!
Speaking of must-see television... the... Hype Bros? Every time I type about these dudes it's the same song and dance of "I like these guys much more than I should"... but it's growing into a full-blown acceptance. These guys are cool! Add Zack Ryder to the list of careers that (should be) revitalized by NXT. They're the relationship counselors of pro wrestling.
"Ready, Willing and smacktalker skywalker..."
Baron Corbin is still green, but is REALLY showing more and more ability to be HUGE someday. Don't know how long it'll take but it's definitely likely that he'll be the next big guy the WWE needs.
Alexa vs Cameron was one of those old-school women's matches that have to be seen to be believed. This was AMAZINGLY bad. Think Cameron went for a sliding split and not only did it miss, but I can't imagine any possible way that move would hit. So, you're running at your opponent and just do a split, and try to carry that momentum forward into a kick to the gut? What in the hell??? Either that, or she's trying to incorporate the "Pinning her opponent upside down!" move into her arsenal, so she's wanting to do a lethal vagina attack while ALSO wanting to remind us all that she has the IQ of three bean salad or... WHAT ARE YOU DOING CAMERON!
Thinking about this move caused me to miss Elias Samson's match... just kidding. The desire to do literally anything except watching Elias Samson's match caused me to miss Elias Samson's match.
Show was good, the only issues were how they really have to do something to spice up the middle of the show (maybe less Drifter!?) and Samoa Joe's ending promo. Don't get me wrong, that was a good promo, I was just sad that he actually started talking instead of jumping at the cameraman again. That >>>>