NCW: The Only E-Fed!

[wwerko619]

Edge: Wow, you guys are horrible at fighting, you guys remind me of when my mother went chasing her ex,ex,ex,ex,ex,ex boy-friend down the street with her diaper on.

 

[Andrew~Walker]

(Joe looks down and looks at the hand of Kurt. Joe looks at the face of Angle and just walks away.)

 

[Weebo]

[{ngle then turns his attention to Edge]

Kurt Angle: "So what is your mom a drunken whore or something?"

 

[wwerko619]

Edge: Wow, nice guess! You are the winner of todays guess the "whore".

 

[Evil Austin]

Predictions

No Mercy Card for January 27th 2008:

1. 6-Man Battle Royal for NCW Thunder Championship
??? don't know the participants rofl
2. A.J Styles (c) .vs. CM Punk .vs. Booker T ( Triple Threat Hardcore match for NCW Hardcore Title )
Aj styles
3. Shane McMahon .vs. Kurt Angle ( Steel Cage )
Kurt Angle
4. Jeff Hardy (c) .vs. Jack Evans ( NCW IC Title )
Jack evans
5. Chris Jericho .vs. Edge ( ????????? )
Edge
6. Undertaker .vs. Hulk Hogan ( Legend .vs. Legend )
Undertaker
7. Sting .vs. Shawn Michaels
Shawn
8. Randy Orton (c) .vs. Batista ( NCW Championship )
Orton

 

[wwerko619]

NCW News on Sunday:


NCW signed many contracts over the weekend, and some include, Tomko, M.V.P, The Rock. Tomko and Chris Masters have formed an alliance in NCW, and plan to dominate it, and take out everyone. Will they suceed?

Samoa Joe and Chris Masters are fighting back and forth, along with Kurt Angle, throwing in attacks, the backstage is full with blood, and knocked down items.

 

[Weebo]

Kurt Angle: "I did not just throw some some attacks. I came and broke the freakin' ankle of Tomko. Oh it's true! IT'S DAMN TRUE! Tomko will never talk to Me like he is better then me again!"

 

[wwerko619]

Edge: Hey, its Kurt Angle, hows it going buddy?

 

[Weebo]

Kurt Angle: "Buddy? Who the hell are you calling buddy?"

 

[wwerko619]

Edge: Hahaha, It was a joke, your a soar loser!

 

[The Leviathan]

Chris Masters: You two are just lucky! But I will take my revenge for sure! So Be ready! (Masters then quickly runs away and escapes Angle and Joe)

 

[Andrew~Walker]

(Joe turns and see's masters running away.)

Samoa Joe: "Hey Master's didn't you forget your partner!"

(Joe laughs as he walks into his locker room and locks the door behind him.)

 

[Weebo]

Kurt Angle: "Edge how an i a sore looser, I have taken down everyone that has gotten in my face and no one can fuck with me."

 

[wwerko619]

Edge: Oh ya? you sure fucked with many of the superstars, infact you might of just screwed yourself!

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

(tomko comes out of the locker room. in the background you see Joe knocked out)
tomko: our champ aint shit.
(tomko leaves arena)