Joey Ryan: Blog #1
Your favorite man in the MEW, and the only REAL man in MEW is here! You can't dispute what I just said because nobody has the mustache or chest hair to back up their manliness like Joey Ryan!
They've set me up against 2 great wrestlers for my debut! Triple threat action is sure to tear the house down! Don't get cocky though because while you kids good, you're here - and Joey Ryan is ALLL the way up HERE! Right... you can't see where my hands are on this blog... no problem, you get the picture. I guess what I'm really trying to say is you remind me of a young Joey Ryan.... sure, it's a compliment, but that Joey Ryan while good doesn't compare at all to my current stage!
In short, I'm going to win.
Joey Ryan vs Dean Malenko vs Akira Tozawa
VS
VS
Ted DiBiase: Blog #1
Really? For Money Inc's first match you've chosen to put us up against "RockNES Monsters"? While I have no clue who these kids are I'm positive this qualifies as wasting a great tag team! These are the kind of kids that I don't even need to beat, they'll do anything for a dollar in the economy! Johnny 1 & Johnny 2, stay home, you'll only lose anyway. I'll send you a cheque so you can pay your bills for another month, because I'm a nice guy.
Money Inc. (DiBiase & IRS) vs RockNES Monsters (Goodtime & Yuma)
VS
A last minute match has been added to the card! With the new signing of Zack Ryder he and Curt Hawkins have requested to work together as soon as possible and as a result they will now be teaming together to take on The DudeBusters, Trent Barreta & Caylen Croft. Hawkins & Ryder have a long history together being best friends for years, same goes for Barreta & Croft! All these men are close and are sure to know every other move the other tries! It's sure to be a fun match!
The Broski's Of Destruction (Hawkins & Ryder) vs The DudeBusters (Barreta & Croft)
VS
CM Punk: Blog #1
The main event. The only blog anyone really cares about is this one, because it's the announcement for the main event of MEW's debut show. Well let me tell you already, it's me vs none other then Mr. Perfect. Curt, I just want you to know that you don't need to write a reply to me. It doesn't make this match any bigger. It's as big as can be, and both our blogs are going to say the exact same thing.
Everyone knows why we're against each other, I'm the Best In The World, you're "Perfect" which I guess makes you the best too, so we have to find out who the REAL best is! Well Curt, all that really matters isn't who's better, it's that we're both great and together, no matter who else says this in their little blogs, we really are going to put on one hell of a match! They can pit us against each other all they want but I respect you honestly.
The Main Event
CM Punk vs Mr. Perfect
VS
