Man chops off own penis

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the Packet said:
An eyewitness has spoken of the horrific scenes in Penryn on Friday when a man chopped his penis off with a kitchen knife in front of horrified onlookers.

The 43-year-old man, who lives in the town, could be seen running along Mutton Row at around 8.45pm, allegedly naked.

He then brandished the knife and cut off his penis, before collapsing to the ground.

An eyewitness said he found the severed penis in a neighbouring garden.

It is reported that the witness, a student in the town, said that the man looked him in the eye, "started screaming and then cut", adding he did not stay to watch.

Three police officers called to the scene, PC Kim James, PC Jules Evans,and PC James Tompson gave first aid at the scene after finding the man in his house. With their swift actions credited as avoiding what would most likely have been a "fatal incident".

A spokesman for South Western Ambulance Service said paramedics arrived just before 9pm the man was “bleeding heavilyâ€￾ and had fallen unconscious when they found him.

The police received the initial call from a member of the public, to say there was concern for a man.

A spokesperson confirmed that there was no one else involved in the incident.

The man was taken by land ambulance to the emergency department at the Royal Cornwall Hospital in Truro, where he was later described as being in a “stableâ€￾ condition. His injuries are not thought to the life threatening.

It is thought the man may suffer from a mental health issue.

It is understood that two women saw the incident unfold and ran terrified to a nearby house, where a man took them in and called the police.

The man is said to be in a stabe condition in hospital at Trelsike.
Good grief, even the title of this article gives me the willies. I'm going to defer to the article and agree that this guy obviously has a mental health issue. I mean, why else would you cut your penis off?
 

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What the serious fuck?

Imagine the mental trauma from having to witness that.
 

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"it is believed the man may suffer from a mental health issue"

Oh really? Because it's perfectly normal to cut your penis off. If your going to cut off a body part, why the penis? :lol:

I feel bad for all who saw it.
 

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This just reminded me of a story I heard when I was younger from a guy I worked with. He'd spent some time in a mental institution when he was younger, and one night the patient in the bed next to him got hold of a pair of scissors and cut his own dick off. He said he'd never heard such a blood curdling scream, and it literally snapped him back to sanity and got him the hell out of the institution. This story may not have been true, but it was damn crazy the way he told it.
 

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This just reminded me of a story I heard when I was younger from a guy I worked with. He'd spent some time in a mental institution when he was younger, and one night the patient in the bed next to him got hold of a pair of scissors and cut his own dick off. He said he'd never heard such a blood curdling scream, and it literally snapped him back to sanity and got him the hell out of the institution. This story may not have been true, but it was damn crazy the way he told it.

He should thank the guy. His chopped dick helped him get sain
 

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Who needs Mrs Bobbit when this guy will cut his weeny off himself?
 

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This just reminded me of a story I heard when I was younger from a guy I worked with. He'd spent some time in a mental institution when he was younger, and one night the patient in the bed next to him got hold of a pair of scissors and cut his own dick off. He said he'd never heard such a blood curdling scream, and it literally snapped him back to sanity and got him the hell out of the institution. This story may not have been true, but it was damn crazy the way he told it.

Sounds like a good movie idea to me.

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Jesus Christ. That's horrifying just reading it.
 

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I was hoping you guys wouldn't find out about this.. man I'm embarrassed.
 

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I was hoping you guys wouldn't find out about this.. man I'm embarrassed.

I didn't know they allowed computers or phones in intensive care. I hope all is healing well.

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The worst part is being shown my own severed dick in an ice chest. I'll be scarred for life... literally.
 

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The worst part is being shown my own severed dick in an ice chest. I'll be scarred for life... literally.

Well that's what you get for scarring so many other watching this incident. I hope you don't have to much scar tissue

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I was hoping you guys wouldn't find out about this.. man I'm embarrassed.
What a lie. The headline clearly states it was a man.
 

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This story makes me want to get a penile implant. I need to increase the size of my penis.