Latest joke That you Heard?

[punk13]

A man walks into a brothel with 2 dollars and asks the owner what can i get for these two bucks? The owner looks at the man and says iv'e got a dead girl upstairs and for two dollars you can do whatever you want to her. So the man pays and goes up to the room. Several hours later he comes down and tells the owner it was amazing but it kinda grossed him out that her nose was running. The owner looks at him and says, oh she must be full.

 

[AF.]

what the fuck..

i got a joke. punk13.

 

[Chriss]

This thread.

 

[Rated R Superstar]

Ever see a fat man in a onesie? Never will.

 

[punk13]

This thread.

what the fuck..

i got a joke. punk13.

yall better hurry you'll miss the last comic standing tryouts.

 

[Chriss]

yall better hurry you'll miss the last comic standing tryouts.

Got there in time.

 

[Mick Donalds]

Here's a joke:

The Obama administration's foreign policy.

 

[Rated R Superstar]

Got there in time.

Good lord you suck at trolling/flaming.

 

[Weez]

Flight attendant and a man are on an airplane

Flight Attendant: "Would you like some headphones?"

Man: "Why yes I would! And how did you know my name was Phones?"

 

[Chriss]

Good lord you suck at trolling/flaming.

Yeah.

 

[We Are Legion]

Play nice. I don't like giving infractions for spam.

 

[Chris]

Flight attendant and a man are on an airplane

Flight Attendant: "Would you like some headphones?"

Man: "Why yes I would! And how did you know my name was Phones?"

This is the only remotely funny joke in this thread. You guys suck.

 

[CliqueClacks]

A pirate walks into a bank and he has a steering wheel sticking out of his pants.
He walks up to the tell and says "Argh! I'd like to make me a withdraw"
The teller looks up in shock and says "Sir! Did you know you have a giant steering wheel sticking out of the crotch of your pants?"
He says "Argh yes! And it's drivin' me nuts!"