WCW Starrcade '91 - BattleBowl Final, 2 Ring Battle Royal: Arn Anderson vs Big Van Vader vs Bill Kazmaier vs WCW World Tag Team Champion Dustin Rhodes vs Firebreaker Chip vs Jimmy Garvin vs WCW World Light Heavyweight Champion Jushin Thunder Liger vs WCW World Heavyweight Champion Lex Luger (with Harley Race) vs Marcus Alexander Bagwell vs Mr. Hughes vs Richard Morton vs WCW United States Heavyweight Champion Rick Rude (with Paul E. Dangerously) vs WCW World Tag Team Champion Ricky Steamboat vs Ron Simmons vs Scott Steiner vs WCW World Television Champion Steve Austin vs Sting vs Thomas Rich vs Todd Champion
So the rules of this one are: First you have to throw all of the opponents into the other ring, then from that ring you eliminate them by throwing them to the floor. The winners of both rings will then try and eliminate each other. So obviously, this one just starts out crazy with everyone brawling. Anderson and Steamboat end up outside on the ramp, which is great. Kazmaier gets thrown over, but lands between the rings so he isn't out of the first ring yet
Vader hits a big shot on Steamboat and they're on the ramp now. Vader hits a scoop slam on the ramp, but then misses a big splash. Vader ends up putting Steamboat up in a military press and just throws him onto the ramp
Rhodes and Anderson are outside of the ring brawling now too, but they get back in pretty quick. Rich gets thrown into the second ring, and he's the first one over there. Sting finds Luger and takes it to him to a huge pop from the crowd. Bagwell gets sent over to the second ring by Morton. Dangerously jumps on commentary and trolls JR who trolls him right back
Mr. Hughes powers Chip over the top onto Bagwell into the second ring. Morton throws Liger into the second ring and just follows him like a dumbass. Liger is on fire in this second ring against Morton. They both end up going over the top rope though while they were brawling, so they're both out. Vader and Rhodes are brawling outside the ring now, and I didn't see how but all of a sudden I just see Hughes fly over the top rope to ring two
Rich got thrown over the top, and meanwhile Steamboat and Anderson are now in ring number two. Garvin gets thrown over and Champion follows him WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU VOLUNTARILY GET IN RING NUMBER TWO! Austin and Steiner get thrown over to ring two as Garvin gets eliminated from the match. Abdullah and Kazmaier are in ring number two now, along with Simmons who misses a shoulder block and flew over. Rhodes did basically the same thing as Sting and Rude go crazy with each other and both end up over the top rope into ring number two. The crowd went crazy for that. Vader and Luger are the only two left in ring number one. Chip is out, oh well. Luger hits a clothesline on Vader to send him to ring number two, but man that was sloppy. Abdullah, Kazmaier, and Champion get eliminated around the same time. Oh we get three different camera angles at one time now, because I can follow that. Austin is able to eliminate Rhodes as Simmons and Hughes eliminate each other. Anderson and Bagwell go out as well and OH SHIT STEAMBOAT ELIMINATES VADER
Steiner is out now too, these guys are dropping like flies now. Sting, Steamboat, Rude, and Austin are left in ring two. We still have these three camera angles for some reason, this is terrible. Rude accidentally eliminates Austin. Steamboat skins the cat, and pulls Rude over, but then Rude pulls Steamboat out. Rude comes back in and hits the Rude Awakening on Sting illegally. So now it's Sting/Luger left, but Sting has taken a beating all night. Luger easily takes it to Sting with a big clothesline. He taunts a lot now, then hits a reverse atomic drop. Luger taunts some more as Schiavone compares this to the NCAA Tournament. Luger throws Sting through the middle rope, and Race goes for a cheap shot, but Sting counters him and hits a scoop slam on the ramp. Luger comes out now and just throws Sting off the ramp onto the rail. Sting blocks a shot now though and rams Luger into the railing a few times. Back in the ring, Sting goes after Luger and the crowd is pretty hot for this. Sting just starts rubbing Luger's face into the mat now, then sets Luger up on the turnbuckle. Race comes back in the ring now, and Sting suplexes him, then keeps after Luger with more gut kicks, but he misses the Stinger Splash and almost goes over the top rope. Luger goes to throw him over now, but Sting holds on without Luger knowing, and the crowd goes nuts as Sting starts throwing strikes, does some weird dance, then hits a bulldog. Sting hits a clothesline, but Luger holds on, so Sting gets a running start to push him over and win. I had to sit through two hours of shit just to get to this. It was entertaining, but this gimmick killed Starrcade for two years.
Hogan ends up out of the ring, and pulls 'Taker out this time. 'Taker reverses and Irish whip and slams Hogan into the steel post, however, and he stays in control. 'Taker now locks on a claw hold in the ring, which is basically the same premise as his choke, the ref just can't count him out. After awhile, the ref checks Hogan's hands and he gets right up, and starts Hulking Up. Both men go to duck clotheslines that weren't thrown and run to the ropes, and I think they broke or something because 'Taker gets caught up in them and falls