KIF's star ratings(May contain spoilers)

[Hoss]

Shida vs. Rose was legitimately very good.

 

[Vegeta]

Shida vs. Rose was legitimately very good.

Maybe he'll take your word for it over mine. Since he probably thinks it's just me being bias. even tho I've said countless times their women division was weak.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I'll just add EC's ratings since I trust him.

 

[Vegeta]

I'll just add EC's ratings since I trust him.

you don't trust me. Rude.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

You didn't give it any sort of ratings. He said it was legit good which works with my loose based ratings.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

WWE Raw 5/25:
US Title Match: Andrade(c) v.s Apollo Crews ***
Kevin Owens v.s Angel Garza *1/2
Austin Theory & Murphy v.s Humberto Carrillo & Aleister Black **1/4
#1 Contendership, Raw Women’s Title: Charlotte Flair v.s Natalya v.s Nia Jax **3/4
Street Profits v.s MVP & Bobby Lashley *

Let these wrestlin’ “fans” at least wear their own shit in the crowd. At least them throw on some old wrestlin’ t-shirts of some folks they loved… not this fresh merch lookin’ shit.

Who’s fuckin’ diet ass coke is just ringside durin’ the main event? Fucker couldn’t even hide it under the ring.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

AEW Dynamite 5/27:
Private Party & Joey Janela v.s Young Bucks & Matt Hardy Private Party Still Suck
Lee Johnson v.s Brian Cage 1/4*
Kip Sabian & Jimmy Havok v.s Kazarian & Scorpio Sky **3/4
#1 Contendership TNT Championship Battle Royal: Jungle Boy Whatever


Brian Cage seemed nervous in his debut squash… ugh. C’mon dawg. Also Jungle Boy winnin’ that battle royal did nuthin’ for me. I don’t think I jumped back in at a great point despite All or Nuthin’ bein’ pretty fun.

I do like Sabian/Havok team though, might be thrown together but they’re both solid workers and deserve to be doin’ more.

But Mike Tyson. Gonna watch next week, sorry I’m so far behind. You should know me by now. Hopefully, I can get to SmackDown tomorrow.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

WWE SmackDown 5/29:
IC Title Opportunity Battle Royal: Sheamus
Lacey Evans v.s Sonya Deville 3/4*
Alexa Bliss v.s Sasha Banks **1/4-**/2
Cesaro v.s Shorty G ***1/4
IC Title Semi-Finals: Daniel Bryan v.s Sheamus **1/2

That Otis/Mandy segment was pretty damn sexy.

This Jeff Hardy storyline should just end up that he’s a careless alcoholic and drug addict. That would be much more accurate anyways. Not this Sheamus caused this nonsense or someone else. It would be much more fun for Jeff Hardy to keep directin’ his anger for this happenin’ on some other heel until it’s realized it was it him along.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

WWE Raw 6/1:
Seth Rollins v.s Aleister Black ***1/2
US Title Match: Apollo Crews(c) v.s Kevin Owens **1/2
Apollo Crews & Kevin Owens v.s Angel Garza & Andrade **1/4
Billie Kay v.s Nikki Cross *1/4-*1/2
Nia Jax v.s Kairi Sane Okay
Champion v.s Champion: Charlotte Flair v.s Asuka ***
MVP v.s Drew McIntyre Sorry, MVP


Owens/Crews was awesome up until the corner splashes where I think they knew they had to bring it home for the interference. I think they were both like, really already? That’s all we can really do. Well let’s stop tryin’ to make this a great match. They really deserve a true one on one match, not this run in garbage.

Also I like how the IIconics ever since I said everythin’ they do looks weak. They’re actually lookin’ effective. It was either they read my shit or some producer said actually fuckin’ hit someone. Either way it’s better.

I could go higher on Flair/Asuka but it has repetitive strikes that aren’t chops from Charlotte. Kind of like her Father’s match against Undertaker at Wrestlemania.

This would have been up yesterday but I accidentally downloaded January 6th edition of Raw first. We really don’t need two Raws fallin’ on 6/1 and 1/6 when folks in other fuckin’ countries invert month and the date of the month. Change this shit. Can we protest this? If I burn down random down buildings can I fix that? Oh wait that doesn’t fix anythin’, it makes it worse.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

AEW Dynamite 6/3:
Tag Team Titles Match: Kip Sabian & Jimmy Havok v.s Adam Page & Kenny Omega(c) ***3/4
Some Yahoo v.s Brian Cage 1/2*
Colt Cabana v.s Chris Jericho **
Big Swole v.s Nyla Rose *1/2
TNT Title Match: Jungle Boy v.s Cody Rhodes(c) ***-***1/4

Much better squash match showin' from Cage this week. He seemed a lot less nervous.

I actually watched the women's match this week. Big Swole deserved to lose after she kept tryin' to pick up Nyla.

This was a much better episode than last week. One thing I always admired about TNA was even after a shitty PPV(not sayin' Double or Nuthin' was shitty by any means) their next Impact was usually great. They would set up some interestin' stuff that would fall short in the weeks afterwards but at least that initial Impact would be fun. Not sayin' AEW should be anythin' like that TNA however it would help studyin' it a bit more because the fall out of Double Or Nuthin' was quite weak compared to this episode.

Edit: I accidentally hit enter before I posted all my results if you were lookin' at this early.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

WWE SmackDown 6/5:
Otis v.s King Corbin *1/4
Lacey Evans v.s Sonya Deville **
AJ Styles vs Drew Gulak **1/2
Shorty G, Kofi Kingston & Big Ev.s Shinsuke Nakamura, Cesaro & Mojo Rawley **1/2
Women’s Tag Team Titles Match: Alexa Bliss & Nikki Cross(c) v.s Sasha Banks & Bayley ***


Man, Styles/Gulak had so much potential before the rushed finish. They were weavin’ such a beautiful match. It really does help when someone throws Styles off his game from the get go.

Very well put together SmackDown. Austin Creed would actually win a week if he booked a show like this on Battle of the Brands.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

WWE Raw 6/8:
Asuka & Charlotte Flair v.s Sasha Banks & Bayley v.s The IIconics **1/2
Austin Theory & Murphy v.s Aleister Black & Humbeto Carrillo ***1/2
#1 Contendership for the US Title: Andrade v.s Angel Garza v.s Kevin Owens ***1/2
MVP & Bobby Lashley v.s The Viking Raiders **3/4
Raw Women’s Title Match: Asuka(c) v.s Charlotte Flair ***


Holy SHIT! That tag match between Theory/Murphy and Black/Carrillo wasn’t very long but it was damn near perfectly paced for the time it was given. That is how you do a fuckin’ sprint.


AEW Dynamite 6/10:
The Butcher & The Blade v.s FTR **1/2
Inner Circle(Santana, Ortiz & Jake Hager) v.s Best Friends & Orange Cassidy **1/2
Sammy Guevara v.s Colt Cabana Sad
TNT Title Match: Marq Quen v.s Cody Rhodes(c) Quen is a fuckin’ idiot


Orange Cassidy doesn’t bleed citrus. I’m disappointed.

I wouldn’t mind a dark Colt Cabana character. It’s really something he hasn’t done. If he adds his goofiness to it, it could be something entirely else.


WWE SmackDown 6/12:
The New Day v.s Cesaro & Shinsuke Nakamura **1/2
IC Title Match: Daniel Bryan v.s AJ Styles ****
Braun Strowman & Heavy Machinery v.s Dolph Ziggler, The Miz & John Morrison *3/4


Bryan/Styles delivered but for two guys that know each other so damn well… they could have come up with more unique counters besides the endin’ the match, still both stuck to their gameplans equatin’ to an excellent back and forth match up. The Gulak/Bryan stuff is better.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

WWE Backlash 2020:
Women’s Tag Team Title Match: Nikki Cross & Alexa Bliss v.s IIconics v.s Sasha Banks & Bayley(c) **1/2
Jeff Hardy v.s Sheamus ***1/2
Raw Women’s Title Match: Nia Jax v.s Asuka(c) **
Universal Title Match: Miz & Morrison v.s Braun Strowman(c) *1/2
WWE Title Match: Bobby Lashley v.s Drew McIntyre(c) **1/2
Randy Orton v.s Edge ****


Honestly, not the best of PPVs, Edge/Orton told a fantastic story with great nearfalls that the “fans” really cared about. Hardy/Sheamus delivered more so than it should have also but the problem was the title matches. The next Lashley/McIntyre should just be a straight up fight with nobody allowed ringside. Extreme Rules match… with nobody allowed ringside, I guess even though that’s like an oxymoron bookin’ type of thing, it’s the best way to end that feud. Without Heyman though… it could be the return of the shark cage.


WWE Raw 6/15:
Kevin Owens v.s Angel Garza Weak
Viking Profits v.s Akira Tozawa & Ninjas Waste of time
Natayla & Liv Morgan v.s IIconics 3/4*
US Title Match: Apollo Crews(c) v.s Shelton Benjamin *3/4
Dumbass Rules WWE Title Match: Bobby Lashley & MVP v.s Drew McIntyre(c) & R-Truth **
Raw Women’s Title Match: Nia Jax v.s Asuka(c) **1/2
Unsanctioned Match: Christian v.s Randy Orton Woooooooooooooooo


AEW Dynamite 6/17:
Tag Team Titles Match: Dustin Rhodes & Q.T. Marshall v.s Hangman Page & Kenny Omega(c) ***3/4
Anna Jay v.s Abadon Why?
Billy Gunn v.s MJF It’s 2020, right?
TNT Title Match: Cody Rhodes(c) v.s Ricky Starks **1/2
Kip Sabian & Jimmy Havoc v.s Young Bucks ***
Best Friends v.s Chris Jericho & Sammy Guevara ***


WWE SmackDown 6/19:
AJ Styles v.s Matt Riddle **1/2
Mojo Rawley v.s Shorty G Fire Mojo
Lucha House Party v.s The New Day *1/2
Nikki Cross v.s Sasha Banks *1/2

 

[Chris]

How do you not like the ninjas

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I didn't mind the shit at at Backlash but after a poor opener on Raw, I didn't need that shit to follow it.