KIF's Sim League

[RDK]

My name....is KING BOOOK.....AH!

 

[TOP GUY TIME]

RIP Yoshihiko. Gone but never forgotten

 

[CakeWalker]

PREDICITON CONTEST

Live From - College Park Center, Arlington, Texas

Singles Match
Winner:

Singles Match
Winner:

KSL World Tag Team Championship Match | Tag Team Match
Winner:

Grudge Match
Winner:

Ambulance Match
Winner:

KSL Women's Championship | Singles Match
Winner:

Feast Or Fried | Object on a Pole Match
AJ Styles vs. Al Snow vs. Chad Gable vs. Edge vs. Lance Storm vs. Muhhammad Hassan vs. Johnny Gargano vs. Orlando Jordan vs. Randy Savage vs. Rob Van Dam vs. Nikita Koloff vs. Chris Candido
Winner:

KSL World Heavyweight Championship | Ladder Match
Winner:

Bonus Questions:
Who is The Mystery Opponent?
Which match will be the longest of the night?
Which match will be the shortest of the night?
Who will be the first person to win a briefcase in the Feast or Fried Match?

Just like the previous contest - which was won by Duke and Chris in which they got to each pick one of the special guests host for the Dark Show - there will also be a prize for the winner/winners which will be revealed to the winner via DM after the contest has ended.​

 

[TOP GUY TIME]

Mystery
Reigns
TEAM USA
Bayley
Paul Levesque
Lacey Von Erich
Edge, Gable, Koloff, and Candido
Owens

1: PJ Black
2: HHH/HBK
3: Taya/LVE
4: Candido

 

[Chris]

Live From - College Park Center, Arlington, Texas

Singles Match
Winner: Cesaro

Singles Match
Winner: Roman

KSL World Tag Team Championship Match | Tag Team Match
Winner: Honky tonk Hotrods

Grudge Match
Winner: Bayley

Ambulance Match
Winner: Triple H

KSL Women's Championship | Singles Match
Winner: Taya

Feast Or Fried | Object on a Pole Match
AJ Styles vs. Al Snow vs. Chad Gable vs. Edge vs. Lance Storm vs. Muhhammad Hassan vs. Johnny Gargano vs. Orlando Jordan vs. Randy Savage vs. Rob Van Dam vs. Nikita Koloff vs. Chris Candido
Winner: Candido, Gable, Hassan, RVD

KSL World Heavyweight Championship | Ladder Match
Winner: Brian Knobbs

Bonus Questions:
Who is The Mystery Opponent? Goldberg
Which match will be the longest of the night? Feast or Fired
Which match will be the shortest of the night? Lacey/Taya
Who will be the first person to win a briefcase in the Feast or Fried Match? Candido

 

[CakeWalker]

Live From - College Park Center, Arlington, Texas

Cesaro makes his way out from the back in his wrestling gear and has a microphone in hand as he turns towards the back.

Cesaro: Apparently I have been given this great honour, of being the man who will face tonight’s debuting opponent. As much as I would prefer not to complain about this situation, I will make the point ahead of tonight that it is almost impossible to prepare yourselves for a match when you don’t know your opponent. It was nice to know ‘The Black Hands’ were considering me as the future face of this company, so whoever is coming out from the back tonight I want you to know that it doesn’t matter who you are or what your history is, tonight doesn’t end well for you. So let's get this BBQ Party started already, whoever you reveal yourself already!

Cesaro tosses the microphone away as he looks towards the back, when suddenly an ever familiar entrance theme starts 65to blast around the College Park Center...



...the whole live audience would take to their feet and there would be a massive pop as out from the back would emerge none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin driving his signature ATV and would have a massive smile on his face as he would circle the ring before cutting the ignition and clambering into the ring. It was clear from Cesaro’s reaction that he was in complete and utter shock that he was sharing the ring with none other than Stone Cold Steve Austin. The referee would make it clear that both men needed to get into their respective corners, before calling for the bell.

Singles Match

Spoiler: Result

- it was clear from the get go that Cesaro was on the back foot, more so because he still seemed to be in a state of shock that he was facing none other than Steve Austin, which for many would be considered as a dream match. It would be pretty clear that any feelings of empowerment that Cesasro might have been feeling, would have quickly disappeared as soon as he found himself on his back and Austin was delivering a number of Mudhole Stomps to Cesaro’s chest knocking the wind right out of the Swiss Superman.

- Cesaro would get back into the match as he would turn his fortunes by popping up Austin and connecting with a Very European Uppercut before taking hold of Stone Cold and taking him on the dizziest fairground round in the world of professional wrestling by showing his strength by making Austin the latest commuter of the Cesaro Swing.

- Cesaro would lock Austin a Sharpshooter, but Austin would show his strength and as part of a rope break would cause both himself and Cesaro to topple out of the ring and spill to the outside. The pair would start clashing with each other at ringside, as the referee had started to make his ten count. Cesaro managed to nail Austin with the Neutraliser, but as Cesaro would start celebrating this fact as the referee’s count had reached seven - he would be caught totally off guard Austin was back on his feet in a matter of moment only to spin Cesaro on his axis and nail him with the Stone Cold Stunner before sliding into the ring just before the referee would reach ten, thus counting out Cesaro and bringing the match to an end.

Result: Steve Austin by countout (24:36) ***¼

After claiming the victory, Stone Cold would take part in his signature beer drinking celebration whilst a sour faced Cesaro would walk off towards the back looking far from pleased with the match result.

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We would cut backstage where none other than Rob Van Dam was sharing his thoughts ahead of the Feast or Fried Match which was scheduled to be the next match to take place as part of the BBQ Backslide PPV.

Rob Van Dam: Unlike some of the other losers in the back that I have to endure always complaining and whining about not being given the opportunities or the airtime to perform on Juiced each and every week, I myself have no complaints about the management styles of our esteemed General Manager David Arquette. I am very much looking forward to taking part in the first ever Feast or Fried match, and I am hoping the calming spirits watching over me will make sure that if I am fortunate enough to claim one of the cases that it isn’t filled with the electric shock trap. Either way Mr. PPV is going to show everyone why there will only ever be one, Rob...Van...Dam!

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Feast Or Fried | Object on a Pole Match
AJ Styles vs. Al Snow vs. Chad Gable vs. Edge vs. Lance Storm vs. Muhammad Hassan vs. Johnny Gargano vs. Orlando Jordan vs. Randy Savage vs. Rob Van Dam vs. Nikita Koloff vs. Chris Candido

Spoiler: Result

- with a total of twelve men starting in the ring, and only four briefcase available to be won it wasn’t at all surprising that the opening phase of the match was nothing short of complete carnage. The biggest sufferer from the opening portion of the match would be Al Snow as he would be involved in a real beatdown as he would be circled and surrounded and have the crap kicked out of him, before finding himself being tossed out of the ring and holding his ribs and looking in a large amount of discomfort.

- In an interesting moment during the contest Nikita Koloff would be just fingertips away from pulling one of the briefcase down, only for Gable to jump onto the turnbuckle behind Koloff and spike him with the Chaos Theory. Before Gable was able to react, he would turn only to be wiped out by the bullet train of Edge as he connected with a Spear cutting the Alpha in half. This would create a window of opportunity that would allow Lance Storm clamber up onto the turnbuckle and pull down the first briefcase of the evening and thus officially exit the match as the first potential winner of the contest.

Feast or Fried Briefcase #1 - claimed by Lance Storm (8:18)

- two massive spots would take place before another briefcase would be claimed. The first would come with Muhammad Hassan having found himself on the outside of the ring ropes standing on the ring apron, only to having his neck left totally destroyed as Nikita Koloff would connect with a perfectly executed Russian Sickle. The second big spot would see Johnny Gargano tossed himself out of the ring only to take out Al Snow below with a death defying Slingshot DDT which had seemingly wiped both himself and Al Snow out of contention at least for a while.

- in a mass flurry AJ Styles would nail Nikita Koloff with the Styles Clash, Rob Van Dam would crash down on top of an already floored Randy Savage with the Five Star Frog Splash and Candido would nail Gable with his version of a top rope powerbomb - the Blonde Bombshell which would result in there been a mass of bodies wiped out in the ring. Whilst, all this had been going on Edge had managed to secure another of the briefcases, and becoming the second potential winner from the contest.

Feast or Fried Briefcase #3 - claimed by Edge (12:15)

- exhaustion and fatigue was certainly starting to set in for a number of the men involved in the contest, with both Al Snow and Johnny Gargano having already been escorted backstage by medical staff after having it been decided that neither men were in any sort of condition to compete. Rob Van Dam and AJ Styles had formed some sort of temporary alliance as the two men had started ganging up on Orlando Jordan, before Styles had pulled a wooden table from underneath the ring and instructed RVD to climb up onto the turnbuckle. In a total swerve though, when Rob leaped off with the intention of hitting Jordan with Frog Splash Styles would pull Jordan off the table causing RVD to take the fall brunt of the missed move as he would eat nothing but splinters.

- AJ would however not reap the benefits of his betrayal, as out from the crowd would emerge a man he had wronged during the night’s kickoff show as none other than Bret Hart would emerge with a steel chair and smash it straight into Styles’s face busting him wide open. Bret though wouldn’t let off and would drop Styles head first onto the same steel chair, before he would be swamped by security who would restrain Bret and forcefully bundle him backstage although considering the state AJ had been left in it this intervention was a little bit too late.

- the ring was strewn with fallen bodies, with Hassan adding another to the lot as he nailed Chad Gable with a Modified STO only to be caught out by Nikita for the second time in the match with another devastating Russian Sickle. As this had taken place Orlando Jordan had been on the verge of pulling down another one of the briefcases only for Savage to forcefully push Jordan off the turnbuckle and down onto the concrete below, to go onto reach up and claim one of the cases for himself.

Feast or Fried Briefcase #2 - claimed by Randy Savage (18:20)

- the match was at the point where there was now only one briefcase left to be claimed, and with a number of wrestlers very much having been eliminated by the overall attrition that a match of this sort had created. Jordan who was standing outside of the ring had grabbed RVD from the splintered table and would nail him with Orlando Magic with the sheer force of the swinging neckbreaker landing on top of AJ Styles in what was OJ's clear attempt at exacting revenge on both men. Out of nowhere Chris Candido would surge forward leaping through the ropes with a Top Suicida that would knock Jordan backfirst into the security barrier.

- Nikita Koloff would be just fingertips away from pulling a briefcase once again, only for Hassan and Gable to grab hold of Koloff and in unison lift Koloff up into the air and in tandem toss him out of the ring and landing on top of the scramble of bodies that had started to litter ringside. Chad Gable and Muhammad Hassan would stare at each other, and then at the final briefcase with the realization how close they were to possibly claiming the final case. Gable would move towards Hassan, only for Muhammad to drop to his knees and seemingly plead to Gable to not hurt him. Gable looked confused for a moment as he would charge forward looking to connect a Penalty Kick only for Hassan to roll out of the way, but in the same motion nail Gable with a low blow that would cause Gable to drop to his knees clutching his groin. Hassan would smile before running forward and nailing Gable with a Curb Stomp. As he would turn to briefcase, he would have a look of complete shock on his face as Chris Candido was already on the turnbuckle and had pulled the final case down, thus bringing an end to the contest.

Feast or Fried Briefcase #4 - claimed by Chris Candido

Winners: Lance Storm, Edge, Randy Savage & Chris Candido (26:32) ****

+++++

In the gym area Triple H and Bayley are both mid conversation, with the pair both taking part in some stretching ahead of their matches tonight.

Triple H: So you confident about your match tonight, or you worried about outside interference?

Bayley: Honestly, part of me actually wanted Lacey to stick her nose in the match tonight. I would love to be the reason that Lacey goes into her match at less than 100%, so I’m actually crossing my fingers she makes the mistake of getting involved.

Triple H: You really don’t like Lacey do you?

Bayley: I could say the same about yourself and Shawn?

Triple H chuckles as he takes a drink of water.

Triple H: Shawn is just going through some personal challenges at the moment, and I am just going to give him his medicine and get him out of his current rut.

Bayley has a confused look on her face.

Bayley: You both have a very confusing relationship don’t you?

Triple H: You don’t know the half of it.

Bayley clearly doesn’t know what to say or wants to open that can of worms, so rather saying anything else just nods her head before walking towards the ring.

+++++

Grudge Match

Spoiler: Result

- with both Bayley and Anna Jay in the ring, neither would even wait bell to be rung as they would charge at each other and immediately starting throw haymakers with it be evidently clear that this wasn’t a wrestling match, but rather just a straight out fight between these two women trying to quite simply hurt each other.

-in a brutal spot after having nailed Bayley within a Shining Wizard, Jay had climbed onto the turnbuckle and leaped off connecting with a brutal diving headbutt with the sheer impact of move resulting in Bayley’s head being busted open and becoming the first person during BBQ Backslide to offer their own blood as tribute.

-Bayley would look nothing short of scary as her face would be covered in her own blood, with the laceration seeming to have got worse the longer the match had gone on. Her determination hadn’t wavered, and both Bayley and Anna Jay had found themselves battling on the turnbuckle only for Bayley to be forced off with a strong punt kick to the chest from Anna. Anna had leaped off to frog splash Bayley, only to catch two knees to her midsection and found herself grabbed by Bayley who would lock in Scissored Armbar and force Anna to tap, although the referee would literally have to shake Bayley to get her to release her grip of Anna’a arm.

Winner: Bayley (16:10) ***¼

+++++

We cut backstage with none other than Kevin Owens who will be taking part in this evening’s main-event.

Kevin Owens: Canadians are proud! Canadians are proud boys and proud girls, because tonight both Bret Hart and Lance Storm have tasted victory. Victories that mean that as it stands, Team Canada currently holds a 100% record at pay per views. A record I will do everything in my power to maintain tonight when I claim victory over Brian Knobbs to become the inaugural KSL World Heavyweight Champion. Now tonight I want to make it clear that Brian Knobbs and all the other members of Team Impact Zone. If you stick your noses where it doesn’t belong, remember that Canada has the numbers. I’m not just a singular entity with no one watching my back. I have brothers in arms that are willing to put their own bodies on the line to protect me and make sure that tonight’s world championship is won clean and won fair.

Owens smiles as he puts his hand on his chest.

Kevin Owens: Oh Canada!

+++++

KSL World Tag Team Championship Match | Tag Team Match

Spoiler: Result

- both teams were aware that when this match came to an end, someone was going to be walking away in possession of the KSL World Tag Team Championships. It must be noted that both teams were incredibly professional during the contest and fought cleanly with neither team resorting to dirty tactics, which was surprising considering the bad blood that had taken place leading up to this contest. Perhaps both teams wanted to go down in history in winning the titles fairly, rather than being remembered for cheating in regards to winning the titles.

- in the final moments of the match Goldust and Honky were the two legal men, as Honky would pick up Dust and slam him down onto the mat with a heavy Scoop Slam. This would trigger Apollo Crews in leaping over the ropes and ignoring the referee as he would run at Honky knocking him to the canvass with a heavy hitting shoulder barge. This would trigger Roddy into joining the fray as he would uncharacteristically springboard off the top rope and send Crews to the mat with a Diving Crossbody. Goldust would be first to his feet and drag Honky up with him clubbing him in the back of neck before grabbing hold from behind and nailing the impersonator with the Curtain Call, before dropping down on top of Honky to claim the ever important pinfall victory.

Winners: Team USA (Goldust & Apollo Crews) (11:25) ***¾

+++++

We cut to prerecorded packaged featuring Taya Valkyrie and Lacey Von Erich who face each other later on tonight for the KSL Women’s Championship. The footage starts with Taya.

Taya Valkyrie: Tonight I don’t just fight for myself. I fight for all of the women in the KSL. The longer that Lacey is the champion, the longer the infection that she represents spreads. I am a surgeon with a scalpel and it is my task to remove the cancer and quite frankly throw the piece of shit in the bin and then wash my hands afterwards. Prestige is an integral part of any championship, and history will only be tainted the longer Lacey is the champion.

Lacey Von Erich: Being a star means being the most important and relevant person as soon as you step into a room, which means that I am a true star because every time I arrive anywhere heads turn and people pay attention to me. Team Impact Zone is the most talked about faction in the world of professional wrestling and tonight is the night we become the gold standard. It is going to take a lot more than a fake it to make it Mexican luchadora, for me to lose this title.

The footage then splits into a side by side with Lacey and Taya both shown in the footage.

Taya Valkyrie: I leave BBQ Backslide as the new KSL Women’s Champion!

Lacey Von Erich: I leave BBQ Backslide with my KSL Women’s Championship!

+++++

Ambulance Match

Spoiler: Result

- the match would go in a direction that no one would have truly expected, and would begin as Triple H would make his entrance towards the ring. As Hunter would turn to face the Ambulance that would play a massive part in his match for the evening, its lights would suddenly turn on and everyone would look on in complete shock as it would drive forward and actually drive straight into Triple H knocking him down to the ground. As the camera focused on the driver of the vehicle, they would capture none other than Orlando Jordan who would exit the Ambulance dressed as a paramedic. Jordan would help Triple H back to his feet and quite forcefully direct him into the ring.

-not surprisingly, the referee was hesitant to start the contest but Triple H was very insistent to begin. Hunter would be on the backfoot for large periods of the match, which wasn’t shocking considering the fact that Triple H had been run over and to make matters worse Shawn was like a cat playing with mouse, that seemed more interested in causing as much as pain as possible rather than outright killing it. The match would end with Michaels connecting with a brutal Sweet Chin Music, that would allow Michaels to simply throw Triple H into the back of the Ambulance and claim the victory under extremely dubious circumstances and a match that had certainly disappointed the fan due to it not being a fair contest in the slightest.

Winner: Shawn Michaels (8:25) *¼

After the Ambulance had driven away, Shawn Michaels would return to the ring and request some time to address the fans.

Shawn Michaels: Didn’t expect it to go like that did you? Did you really think I was going to use all the tools available to me in order to claim the victory? My new family is all about making an impact and that is exactly what happened when Orlando drove into Hunter and ran him down. Where is your beloved Triple H now? Honestly I don’t even care, because I am so bored of the narrative that me and Hunter are the best of friends. Our friendship is non-existent because I am pretty certain I just ended his career. What is next for Shawn Michaels? None of your damn business!

Michaels drops the microphone and flips off the fans before heading towards the back.

+++++

KSL Women's Championship | Singles Match

Spoiler: Result

- the truth of this contest was that no one had really brought up that this would be Lacey’s first defence as the champion, which was largely due to the fact that Lacey had been such a dominant force since the rebirth of the KSL brand. The manner in which the match started though, seemed to show that Taya had absolutely no fear or anxiety related to her opponent as she would shock everyone by charging forward and connecting with a brutal Running Double Knee Strike before attempting to get a quick pin, with Lacey only just kicking out at the last possible moment. Even the look on Lacey’s face made it clear that for the first time since winning the belt, she was actually worried about the threat the Taya posed to her reign as the champion.

- the middle portion of the match would be a clusterfuck, in what had clearly been a planned strategy to give Lacey an advantage. This would all come about when Von Erich would ‘accidentally’ knock the referee down to the mat or at least act like she hadn’t done it intentionally. Not long after though Anna Jay would enter the match and smash into Taya with a Running Pump Bicycle Kick directly into her chest, that would catch Taya out completely who clearly hadn’t been expecting the arrival of a third party.

- the involvement of Anna would trigger a chain reaction, as with the referee down for the count Jay and Von Erich were kicking the crap out of Valkyrie, only for Bayley to sprint out from the back with a visible bloody bandage wrapped around her head would charge into the ring and collide into Lacey with a perfectly placed Spinning Back Elbow Strike that would drop Lacey down onto the canvas. This would leave Anna and Bayley who had battled earlier in the night standing toe-to-toe once more as they would continue to beat the crap out of each other in the ring. The two women would slug it out before Bayley would finally claim an advantage and nail Anna with the Bayley to Belly sending Anna crashing down to the mat. By this point the referee had recovered and would forcefully eject both intruders from the ring, allowing it to fall to some sort of normality once again.

- both women weren’t at their best, which wasn’t all that surprising considering the involvement of both Bayley and Anna Jay. The final moments would see Taya down Lacey with a Double Knee Strike, only for Lacey to get back to her feet and drop Taya with a heavy hitting Tornado Punch before forcing Valkyrie up and grabbing hold of her challenger’s face with the Von Erich Claw. Taya would transition out of the submission in such a way that she was behind Von Erich and hook her arms and lift her up only to pummel her downwards with the Road to Valhalla before dropping on top of Lacey for the cover and the victory. Thus becoming the new KSL Women’s Champion.

Winner: Taya Valkyrie (17:12) ****¼

Taya would be handed the women’s title, but struggle to push herself up to her feet. On the other side of the ring a fallen Lacey Von Erich looked broken and was showing no signs of movement.

+++++

We would cut to the office of General Manager David Arquette following the match.

David Arquette: BBQ Backslide has been a massive success tonight, with eight matches taking place on Dark and the six matches that have already featured on the main-card. However, I want to make it clear that tonight’s main-event between Kevin Owens and Brian Knobbs is off limits to everyone else in the back, so much so that if anyone gets involved in the contest. Not only will they have their contract terminated immediately, but I will also write them a letter of recommendation and send it directly to Vince Russo in the hopes that you bury your own career by working for The Comedy Wrestling Alliance. Of course I am joking - because as bad as that sounds, someone who crosses me doesn’t even do that as a punishment. I believe our next contest will see Roman Reigns face Diamond Dallas Page, so I hope all the fans at home can enjoy the rest of the PPV.

+++++

Singles Match

Spoiler: Result

- this was a match built from a threat, so it wasn’t at all surprising that Roman was desperate to get his hands on DDP as soon as the bell was run. Both men would put on a technical masterclass with a range of chain wrestling, reversals, counters and transitions in clear attempts to get advantage over the other. Both men would have their clear moment on top, but it was clear that it was going to take a big impact move to stop either of these dominant forces.

- the match ending would come quick and fast as Reigns would knock Page to the mat with a running shoulder barge only to return back on the ropes and connect with a short arm lariat as DDP was getting back to his feet although Diamond would manage to stay on his feet and out of nowhere attempt to hit Reigns with Diamond Cutter, but Roman would take a step back meaning that Page would crash down onto the mat instead and fail to make contact. As DDP was getting back up, Reigns would nail him with his own version of a spinning bulldog Checkmate before hooking DDP’s leg over and claiming the victory.

Winner: Roman Reigns (12:15) **¼

+++++

Prior to our main-event of the evening, we here from Brian Knobbs who will be representing Team Impact Zone in tonight’s world title match.

Brian Knobbs: Mr. Arquette wants to lock out all my friends and not allow them to join me at ringside for the biggest night of my life? This is the corruption of big business right here. There must be some sort of plan in place to stop the big nasty boy from getting his hands on the KSL World Heavyweight Championship. Well that just isn’t going to happen because this is my night. And nobody is going to stop me from making an impact!

+++++

KSL World Heavyweight Championship | Ladder Match

Spoiler: Result

- the ring was surrounded by steel ladders of various heights, with the KSL World Heavyweight Championship already hanging above the middle of the ring, with this very much being the match that everyone in attendance had been waiting to see. For many fans it was also a curious contest, because both men were of a larger so was quite often not the recommended body size for participants taking part in the Ladder Match, not that this was likely going to prevent either man from going pedal to the metal in order to claim the most important prize in the men’s division.

-the mid portions of the match would see both men do their best to beat the crap out of each other, with neither man seeming to want to even consider using the ladders and climb for the belt. One thing that must be noted is that Owen would try and fail multiple times to connect with Popup Powerbombs, but the sheer volume of Knobbs would cause Kevin to buckle under the sheer weight of the Nasty Boy. Owens though would get to shine as he would connect with a number of Stunners that would prove to be incredibly effective. Knobbs though would prove that even big packages can be aerodynamic, as he would leap off the turnbuckle and squash the crap out of Owens with a perfectly executed Diving Elbow Drop!

-the ladders would come into play as both men would start to show signs of fatigue as Owens would place a ladder of medium height horizontally resting the in the corner on the middle ropes before setting up Knobbs and finally using all of his strength to finally lift Brian up into the air and connect with a Powerbomb that would cause Knobbs to crash through the ladder and snap it in half. The move was so devastating that it looked like the match was all, but over.

- Owens would slowly start to climb the ladder and would be getting close to the title, when to everyone’s shock Knobbs would start to stir and manage to push himself up onto his feet. Owens would try to move faster up the ladder, but Knobbs would grab hold of the land and proceed to shake it resulting in Owens falling off head first only to be caught on Knobbs’ shoulder. Brian would show his incredible strength as he would perfectly transition catching Owens into a Powerslam causing his opponent to drop with a thud on the mat. Knobbs would then proceed to make his way up the ladder and pull down the title thus becoming the inaugural KSL World Heavyweight Champion.

- BBQ Backslide would come to a close with Knobbs having a massive smile on his face, as the world title would be draped over his shoulders.

Winner: Brain Knobbs (16:10) ***¼

​

 

[Chris]

Cesaro was screwed smh

 

[CakeWalker]

Episode Nine
Lakefront Arena, New Orleans, Louisiana

Information on KSL.com confirmed that following BBQ Backslide, the KSL Express would continue to travel East with the next month of Juiced being packaged as as 'The Dixieland Tour' that will see the the roster start the tour in New Orleans (Louisiana) , before moving onto Birmingham (Alabama), followed up by a show in Atlanta (Georgia) with the go-home show booked booked for Charleston (South Carolina) with an expectation that the monthly pay per view will take place in the state of Florida.

Juiced General Manager David Arquette has expressed an importance that he wants all the members of the 'Arquette Marquette' to have time to recover after such a high intensity PPV, and has painted the fallout show as a night of ranking opportunities for all involved. The first match announced sees Steve Austin who made a successful debut against Cesaro at BBQ Backslide, who will make his Juiced in-ring debut against Razor Ramon.

Two men who both featured in the Feast or Fried match, but both left empty handed will get a second shot at each other this week, as Rob Van Dam takes on Nikita Koloff. Both men showed really potential at BBQ Backslide, and will surely want to remain his Arquette's good books for as long as possible.

Randy Savage was one of the four briefcases winners in the Feast & Fried Match, and will take on Diamond Dallas Page who had a good battle with Roman Reigns but ultimately fell short. With both men not having as many matches under their belts in the KSL, this could prove to be key match in future decisions that refer to the ranking's leaderboard.

Alexa Bliss and Becky Lynch were booked on opposite teams on the episode of Dark prior to BBQ Backslide, which had seen Bliss claim the victory with partner Toni Storm. Both Bliss and Lynch had competed at a high level despite seeming to be a longways off being involved in the title picture, meaning that the winner of the contest is really going to benefit from the victory.

A second women's match has been booked, involving both Lita and Rhea Ripley. Who have been deemed to be the highest two ranked women in the division (not including Taya Valkyrie) and the pair will face each other in a number one contender's match with the winner set to become the first person to challenge Taya Valkyrie for the KSL Women's Championship with that match set to take place at the show in Birmingham, Alabama.

A new team surfaced on Dark - with William Regal being paired with Dusty Rhodes, with the duo going under the team name of 'The Working Class' with the pair claiming a victory over the Koloffs. They will face the J.O.B. Squad this week, with Grado and Steve Blackman both coming off singles victories of their own on Dark as well. The winner of this contest, will surely gain the attention of Team USA who become the KSL World Tag Team Champions at BBQ Backslide.

David Arquette has also confirmed that Randy Savage, Edge, Chris Candido and Lance Storm will all be in attendance in New Orleans as the Feast and Fried briefcases will all be opened up. Meaning that one person who be awarded a tag team title shot, one person a world title shot, one person will open the mystery case and one person will - GET FRIED! (no sparklers included).

 

[CakeWalker]

dooops​

 

[Marty McFourth]

So what do I need to do here @Shield-Maiden

Also, I played the racing game you used the logo from, it was on PS2

 

[Marty McFourth]

I guess I just pick three that aren't taken like the rest. Rollins, Punk and Conti. Have fun ​

 

[CakeWalker]

So what do I need to do here @Shield-Maiden

Also, I played the racing game you used the logo from, it was on PS2

So Fourth - there is a list of wrestlers on page one that are taken. You can select three wrestlers from any era - and they will be added to the roster. After that point very input is needed from you, apart from the very rare occasions me and KIF do message you about something. You can choose to publicly announce your three picks by replying in this topic - or sending them to me via DM. The choice is up to you

 

[CakeWalker]

Seth Rollins, Punk and Tay Conti. Strong pick.

 

[CakeWalker]

Episode Nine
Lakefront Arena, New Orleans, Louisiana

Juiced would begin backstage with none other than Roman Reigns, who had claimed victory over DDP at BBQ Backslide only a few nights ago.

Roman Reigns: I am a man who keeps his promises, and I made it clear to everyone concerned that punishment would be handed out to anyone who got in my way. Dallas Page thought it was actually fun to call me out and actually remind me that he was the man that eliminated me from the Battle Royale a few weeks ago, only to become nothing more than a victim at BBQ Backslide. And I wasn’t the only victim at the Pay Per View, and although I don’t agree with anything Shawn stands for and especially am not a fan of his strange clique he is part of I have to respect the manner in which he got his victory over Triple H. It showed an intent to win and there were no rules in place stopping him from running his opponent over, so that is exactly what he did to get the job done.

Roman pauses for a moment, as he turns to a monitor where we actually see footage of Orlando Jordan driving the ambulance straight into Triple H at the PPV.

Roman Reigns: Now that! That took balls! Although, what I really want to know is how brave is Orlando Jordan going to be when he isn’t behind the wheel of a large road vehicle? I need to make it clear that this is not an attempt of forging a bond with Hunter or trying to get revenge, but rather sending a clear message to the rest of the roster. There is only one Bully in the KIF Sim League and that is me, Roman Reigns. Orlando Jordan, you are my next victim!

Roman walks off the screen, after clearly making his intentions known.

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Spoiler: Result

Nikita Koloff by Roll-Up after RVD had been dominating the match, Nikita would have been playing possum as Rob had attempted to Five Star Frog Splash onto to land on Nikita’s raised knees, for the Russian to roll-up Rob and claim a cheap victory. (8:25) ** ¼

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After the first match of the evening we would cut backstage to the one of the private locker-rooms which had been marked as belonging to ‘Team Impact Zone’. The camera would enter the room to find a scene of Orlando Jordan, Shawn Michaels, Anna Jay, Lacey Von Erich and new KSL World Heavyweight Champion Brian Knobbs all looking very happy with themselves, and this included Lacey despite having lost her title to Taya Valkyrie. All five members are holding a flute of champagne in their hands, as Shawn Michaels stands up on a bench.

Shawn Michaels: I would first like to give a toast to Brian Knobbs, who is not only the nastiest boy in this entire promotion but is also the our new KSL World Heavyweight Champion, cheers!

The entire squad raises their glasses into the air and takes a sip as Michaels carries on speaking.

Shawn Michael: I would also like to welcome Anna Jay to our club as the newest member of our family, and in the sentiment of family - thank Orlando for having my back at BBQ Backslide!

Everyone in the group takes another sip, before Shawn clambers down and offers Lacey a hand to allow her to climb up onto the bench. Lacey has a smile on her face, but you can tell by her eyes that she still has a sour taste in her mouth after losing the Women’s Championship. HER Women’s Championship.

Lacey Von Erich: I am very pleased that Brian was able to deliver us the World Heavyweight Title and has very much confirmed that Team Impact Zone truly is the most powerful player in the KSL at this very moment in time. I won’t lie in pretending that I am not gutted to have lost my championship belt, but I think everyone can agree that a two time champion is better than a one time champion. Which of course will become the driving force that will put the wind in my sails as I move forward and with Anna continuing to support me in this effort I know I will once again make an Impact again.

Lacey pauses for a moment, clearly trying to compose herself.

Lacey Von Erich: Tonight we party and celebrate the fact that we as a team are the KSL World Heavyweight Champions!

The five all clinks their glasses, as the scene fades to black.

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Ahead of the next match, the camera quickly finds itself being twisted around to focus on AJ Styles, who clearly has something he wants to get off his chest.

AJ Styles: People have been asking me why I attacked Bret Hart during his match against Razor Ramon at Dark prior to BBQ Backslide and the answer is simple. Because I wanted to! I was sitting in the back watching this stupid Canadian wearing a pink leotard and dancing around the ring like an idiot and I decided that there was nothing I would enjoy more than choking him out with his own flag, that piece of crap Canadian nonsense. We are taking back control of what was once lost, and before we can restore what was once ours we need to remove the venom that is infecting us. We will rise again!

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Spoiler: Result

Randy Savage by Countout after what had started as a competitive match between both men, Roman Reigns entrance music had started to play which he thrown DDP off guard and seen Dallas exit the ring and stand on the entrance ramp expecting some sort of attack to take place only for it to result as nothing more than mind games as DDP would be counted out whilst he was distracted. (7:06) *½

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Al Snow: Tonight I have been told by my good friend Mr. Head, that there are two pretenders in the back that think they can continue to throw the J.O.B. Squad off kilter. Grado and Steve may have one at Dark - but I promise you the loyal fans that they will do everything in their power to finish last. We came to the KSL to job and that is exactly what we plan on doing!

Al Snow picks up Mr. Head and mumbles something to himself, before acting as if the mannequin head has offered him some sort of reply.

Al Snow: As has been so kindly suggested by my right hand head, in order to guarantee I complete my duties as a jobber - I am sending a challenge to a man who should have absolutely no problem beating me in the middle of the ring. I am the Zeta - the bottom of the barrel. Chad Gable you are ‘The Alpha’ and so I challenge you to put me out of my misery in Birmingham, Alabama next week in a Dumpster Match!

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Spoiler: Result

Steve Blackman by Pinfall in a contest which was straight down and middle and clean by both teams, as the match would end with Blackman hitting Dusty Rhodes with a Spin Out Powerbomb only to look confused when he would achieve a three count, without Regal even attempting to break the count. (11:36) ***

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We cut to the office of David Arquette who looks less than pleased as the man sitting opposite him is none other than the infamous Goldberg.

David Arquette: Bill as much as it is a pleasure to have you as a guest here tonight, you are no longer a member of a roster. You are well aware that you are unable to be a part of this roster under the terms of service of bias and fairness rules we have here on KSL.

Bill slammed his fist on the table and looked far from pleased.

Bill Goldberg: I refuse to allow you to break my kayfabe you pencil pushing needle dick worm! My name is Brother Abdillah Gaddafiberg and you will give me and my brothers the respect they deserve. Brother Hassan is a future world champion and I am sick and tired with the fact that he has not been given the title shot he deserves.

Arquette looked genuinely scared.

David Arquette: Muhammad is currently involved in the tag team title scene at the moment, but I will pencil him down as a potential contender in the future.

Bill Goldberg: And also I’ve got another bone to pick with you - what is this shit about you not referring to King Bookah by his proper title.

David Arquette: There are some licensing issues concerning that, but I am sure that Booker will be given a chance to resolve that situation as soon as it becomes possible.

Bill Goldberg: Well this situation best be resolved - because in two weeks time the fourth member of Team Al-QaeDAH is joining the KSL.

Arquette looked surprised.

David Arquette: What are you talking about?

Bill Goldberg: This decision was above your paygrade. Let's just say that you aren’t the only person that has face to face conversations with ‘The Black Hands’. Anyway - enjoy the next two weeks. Because it only get worse from here on out.

Goldberg walks out of the room and chuckles to himself like a mad man.

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Spoiler: Result

Becky Lynch by Disqualification in a match that had barely built any traction, Toni Storm had entered the ring and with a baseball in her hand had proceeded to slam it into Becky's Lynch match causing the match to end immediately via DQ.

Becky Lynch def. Alexa Bliss - DQ - ** (6:33)

A stunned Lynch would be kicked in the face by Alexa, before Toni would grab hold of Lynch and slam her down onto the mat with Storm Zero! Before anything else could take place Charlotte Flair would emerge from the back steel chair in hand coming to aid of her long-term friend which would result in Bliss and Toni both exiting the ring to avoid any further confrontation. Charlotte would try and help Becky as much as she could and would be joined in the ring by the ringside medical team.

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We cut backstage to join Apollo Crews who is one half of the new KSL World Tag Team Champions, who clearly has something he wants to get off his chest.

Apollo Crews: At BBQ Backslide the greatest nation in the history of the world prevailed - the United States of America. Myself and Goldust are two very different men with two very different attitudes and approaches in life. But sometimes opposites attract and it is the yin and yang that helped us become the first KSL World Tag Team Champions at BBQ Backslide. Whichever loser has claimed the briefcase that earns themselves a shot for the tag titles, I would suggest you hold onto the briefcase until me and Dust had grown bored of being champions. Because a Patriot never loses a battle when he is fighting for our country. I love my country! I love my country!

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Spoiler: Result

Steve Austin by Submission in a match that had ended much shorter than anyone would have expected after Austin had nailed Ramon with the Texas Piledriver had locked in a Sleeper Hold and seemed to have locked it in perfectly as Razor Ramon had been left with absolutely no choice, but to tap out.

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We would cut backstage to find Toni Storm with Alexa Bliss standing behind her being interviewed by Alicia Atout.

Alicia Atout: Toni tonight you got involved in the match between Alexa Bliss and Becky Lynch, what was the purpose of this interruption?

Toni Storm: Alicia in this world there are those that are informed and those that are uninformed. You are one of the many that are uninformed. The raging flames of his eternal love wash over us. You only have to open your eyes to feel his love washing over you. I have felt it. Alexa has felt it. The inferno grows strong within us?

Alicia Atout: What on earth are you talking about?

Toni looks annoyed as grabs the microphone off Alicia before pushing her out of camera shot, with Bliss laughing like a maniac and clapping her hands together clearly getting off at Atout’s expense

Toni Storm: We are the Sisters of the Flame! We are the Brides of the Blaze! The great one commands us to find our eternal embers, our destined partners. Wash yourselves in his fires and you shall be complete.

Toni walks off, as Alexa shreks out at the top of her lungs.

Alexa Bliss: The blaze is on the horizon!

Before Alexa also follows Toni off camera.

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Spoiler: Result

Rhea Ripley by Submission in a match that deserved to be the evening’s main-event in which both Lita and Rhea put on absolute masterclass and showed the rest of the Women’s Division exactly why they had been put in this number one contender’s match. In which Ripley would wrap up by locking her unique version of a Standing Inverted Texas Cloverleaf, the Prism Trap that resulted in Lita tapping us and thus confirmed Rhea as the near number one contender. (11:16) ****½

After the match Rhea Ripley would demand a microphone and for the second time in as many matches would round off a victory with very similar words, with the addition of the KSL Women’s Champion’s name.

Rhea Ripley: Taya Valkyrie - fear my shadow!

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Following the main-event, there was a short advertisement promoting the rest of the dates of ‘The Dixieland Tour’. It would then be confirmed that this month’s pay per view was called ‘Last Stand in Dixieland’ at the American Airlines Arena in Miami, Florida before we would cut to the ring where David Arquette was standing in the ring joined by Alicia Atout who was standing at a table with all four of the ‘Feast & Fried” briefcases with all four winners of the match; Lance Storm, Randy Savage, Edge and Chris Candido having joined them in the ring, with two wrestlers standing on either side of the Juiced General Manager.

David Arquette: BBQ Backslide was a roaring success for a number of reasons, but we end our night in New Orleans by finding out who our three winners and our big loser are going to be. We aren’t running a cheap motel wrestling show tonight, so when I say someone is getting fried I mean someone is getting fried, no sparklers included!

Shot fired! But this is an alternate reality, which means David Arquette transcends all space and time.

David Arquette: We have four cases that were claimed in the Feast or Fried match, and because I am a man that believes in order. I think we would be best opening the cases in numerical order. Lance Storm please come and join me.

Lance Storm would walk to the table, where he would be handed the #1 Briefcase by Alicia Atout before walking over to Arquette.

David Arquette: By a strange turn of fate, Lance Storm was not only the first man to claim a briefcase at Feast or Fried, but also managed to claim the #1 briefcase. Lance if you would be so kind as to open your case.

Lances Storm would undo the clasps, and allow the case to open up to reveal the word inside the case as: MYSTERY PRIZE. Storm would look relieved that he hadn’t opened the dreaded Fried case, but at the same time he was left scratching his head.

David Arquette: The mystery prize! Alicia if you would be so kind as to reach underneath the table and pass me the black bag underneath it.

Alicia would rummage underneath the table before bring Arquette a quite large black material bag and handing it to Mr. Arquette.

David Arquette: Myself and ‘The Black Hands’ are the only two bodies that are aware of the contents of this bag, which is now yours Lance Storm. I am happy to announce that you are the inaugural KSL National Champion.

Lance couldn’t stop smiling as Arquette would reach into the bag and hand Lance the new championship belt, which Lance would immediately sling over his left shoulder.

David Arquette: As the National Champion, you will be seen as a secondary champion so will be holding the title of things to come I hope, instead of perhaps things that have already been. I have decided that I am going to let you choose the first person that will challenge you for the title in two weeks time in Hot ‘Lanta.

Arquette hands the microphone over to Lance Storm, KSL’s inaugural National Champion.

Lance Storm: Well before I start I want to thank Mr. Arquette and the rest of KSL management for deciding that the mystery prize would be this championship belt that I am able to wear so proudly. Now the man I would like to challenge next week is a man that has really impressed me in recent weeks, and with the added benefit that he is an American he is slightly more worth my time and effort. The man I will be defending my National Championship belt against will be Nikita Koloff. Once again I will show the entire world that Canada is the greatest country in the world.

Storm hand’s the microphone back to Arquette.

David Arquette: One briefcase down and three to go, with our next case being opened at the start of next week’s show. Thank you to everyone in attendance tonight and all the viewers at home, my name is David Arquette and you have been watching Juiced.

Arquette has a massive smile on his face as the show cuts to credits.​

 

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