IMPACT Discussion: July 17

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Damn, Cowboy. What are you doing back there? Stop dragging unwilling Japanese people into dark alleys, you saw how that worked with that one chick from Family Guy.

ROH ON HDNET! :yay: AUSTIN ARIES AND EDDIE EDWARDS AHHHHH YEAH BABY LETS DO THIS
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They open the match by exchanging holds before Aries counters a clothesline, decks him, taunts, lays on the ropes and extends a hand, and Eddie's like "Oh hell no you douchebag get that away from me!"

Wrestling is still awesome.
 
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[HASHTAG]#SexTapeMovie[/HASHTAG]

Apparently the sex scene does NOT involve the stars being nude and their parts showing.

Congrats, WWEF members! You just saved fifteen bucks. Buy yourselves something nice!

I ran out of things to say but all in all that was an incredible Impact. :win: Great title match, best KO's match in a long time, the Gauntlet Match ruled... What's not to love?

(Besides ECW but I'll live with that)
 

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So this is what a one man review looks like, while sober, huh? Nice.

Apparently the sex scene does NOT involve the stars being nude and their parts showing.

Congrats, WWEF members! You just saved fifteen bucks. Buy yourselves something nice!

I ran out of things to say but all in all that was an incredible Impact. :win: Great title match, best KO's match in a long time, the Gauntlet Match ruled... What's not to love?

(Besides ECW but I'll live with that)
Since you ran out of things to say, maybe Aids can give you a few pointers on how to enlightened.
And when I say pointers, I actually mean booze.
 

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So this is what a one man review looks like, while sober, huh? Nice.


Since you ran out of things to say, maybe Aids can give you a few pointers on how to enlightened.
And when I say pointers, I actually mean booze.

He's still trying to give my mom pointers. It hasn't worked for the past year so I have no idea why he keeps trying.

Also :lol1:, yeah the booze would help quite a bit. So would people to play off of, buddy. ;)

Also, Tenay and Taz on this show >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cole/Lawler/JBL. "Figure Four Leglock, a tribute to the great Bret Hart" How about I unleash a tribute to Ironman and punch you in the mouth?
 

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He's still trying to give my mom pointers. It hasn't worked for the past year so I have no idea why he keeps trying.

Also :lol1:, yeah the booze would help quite a bit. So would people to play off of, buddy. ;)

Also, Tenay and Taz on this show >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cole/Lawler/JBL. "Figure Four Leglock, a tribute to the great Bret Hart" How about I unleash a tribute to Ironman and punch you in the mouth?
I dunno. I propose Lawler v Taz in a 'Both of You leave Wrestling' match.
In the match, right when the bell rings, police come to the ring, gag them and escort them into prison.
 

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Haha I was proposing putting some lifty-thingies like with BNB's podium and throwing Cole, JBL, and Tenay in there too, they can have a big match and be skylifted to the rooftops and just left there. But your idea is probably better! :yay:

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you're trolling or lololololololol


Haha, nah man. I've said before the whole reason I got into TNA was because after getting into WWE, my friend mentioned this hot guy in TNA I'd like. Was at her house one Thursday so she turned on Impact so I could see Hardy. So I owe him for getting me into watching. Come for the hot guys, stay for the talent. :haha:
 
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Anyone who didn't get into TNA because of Hardy raise your hands!

Anyone? Besides Testify?

Hardy was the coolest dude ever in WWE and I was so excited to be able to see him again on this new Impact Wrestling show. 2 weeks of AJ Styles matches, X-Divisions matches, and of course the Motor City Machine Guns and all of a sudden Jeff Hardy didn't seem so cool any more. RIP Hardy's Coolness, it's a shame CM Punk kicked it out of you on the top of that cell.
 
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