IMPACT Discussion: July 17

[Snowman1]

Man we can bitch about repetitive matches all we want. We can bitch about The Wolves vs the Bromans or Sheamus vs ADR (preferably the latter with no Wolves awesomeness), but it's really these opening promos that are stale.

I swear 82% of the reasons to watch Raw is to make TNA better by comparison. After seeing so many fucking Authority promos making you wonder why you don't turn on Raw before 8:30, or so many Dixie Carter promos that make you run to the bathroom so you can projecttile vomit blood out of your ears... THANKS ANGLE! :yay: SO happy to see you!

Damn, 2 minutes into the show and he's already shut up! This is great!

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SIX SIDES! And the last nail in Hogan's TNA coffin has been nailed.

 

[Snowman1]

"It's not the size of the ring that put TNA on the map, it's the talent that was in it!"

YES! Exactly! This show rules already! What can possibly screw this u... oh, hi Taz.. Wait, HI NOT LAWLER! :yay:

 

[Snowman1]

All I know of Taz back in the day is Heyman ripping him a new ass in his shoot. "He was a killing machine and now he's just a fat announcer!"

"I remember the feeling in my stomach when we turned the corner and started a revolution, and the same one's here in that TNA locker room right now!" No, it's not. But sweet of you to say! :yay:

Oh is this just gonna be a bunch of late-90's nostalgi-BULLY! :yay: Never mind. :haha:

 

[Snowman1]

Did Bully get new tattoos? He should get even more new tattoos to cover up these.

 

[Snowman1]

Five minutes, six posts, gotta run another errand. Fuck this day so hard it comes out looking like Angelina Love.

Oh, the memories.


seriously don't watch that

 

[Snowman1]

"I'm Bully Ray! I'm so pissed off at this 50 year old helpless woman with back trouble for trying to fire me when I was the leader of this biker gang and running in, ruining her show, injuring her employees and sticking her best friend's daughter in a horrible marriage, that I'm gonna powerbomb this chick through a table!"

-The best babyface on this show. Wrestling is awesome. :dawg:

 

[Snowman1]

I would not want to have sex on a pro wrestling table.

 

[Snowman1]

"The feel-good moment we just experienced has just come to a screeching halt thanks to the appearance of EC3...."

Shush. Seeing EC3 is always a feel good moment. Anyway this whole thing was created to sell tickets, so I won't commentate this.

 

[Snowman1]

Never mind. :haha: Can we get a video of just EC3 yelling "Durrr!"

WHERE IS SPUD? The two best friends that anyone can have aren't together anymore! lease: Did he get shipped back to the North Pole?

 

[Snowman1]

"The one thing I want to see change in wrestling, is less talking and more wrestling"

-Tommy Dreamer, before cutting to commercial right as the brawl starts.

 

[Snowman1]

Rockstar Spud wearing the jacket you can buy in any store in Knoxville with the assist! :yay: Meanwhile somewhere inside Tommy Dreamer's head still lay all of his tears.

 

[Snowman1]

KENNY KING IN THE HOUSE, GET THAT CAMERA OUTTA MY FACE!
Man Lashley's glare means a lot more than King's words. And that's a lot of words.

 

[Snowman1]

In wrestling, it's not the size of the muscles on your shoulders, it's not the size of the body on your feet, it's not even the size of the heart in your chest. It's all about the beard on your chin. Aries gets his full beard back, BAM. X-Division Champion. Cleaner-shaven Aries woulda jobbed in 4 minutes last night and you all know it.

 

[Snowman1]

-Have 3 good Impacts in a row
-Said Impacts are the ones with Austin Aries on the show

Coincidence? Hell no. Aries > You.
Greatest World Champion that ever lived. Yes, Aids, even better than Sabin.

 

[Snowman1]

Damn, Cowboy. What are you doing back there? Stop dragging unwilling Japanese people into dark alleys, you saw how that worked with that one chick from Family Guy.

ROH ON HDNET! :yay: AUSTIN ARIES AND EDDIE EDWARDS AHHHHH YEAH BABY LETS DO THIS