Re: I Have A Dreamsicle 2013
Hello folks this is your CEO of Dope as Fuck JYB. I will be live blogging as the PPV goes so you all can get your updates as they happen.
Match starts out hot and fast as Homicide and Super Crazy wrestle all over the building. There is no countout and DQ in an Insane X match so this is all legal. Super Crazy does a moonsault off the balcony onto Homicide and almost gets a 3 count but Homicide gets up at the last minute. He then hit Crazy with a chair then clears out a row of fans takes there chairs lays them out and hit Super Crazy with a Gringo Killa on the chairs for the 1, 2, & 3...
first ever DFWA Insane X Champion
This match was full of action from bell to bell, Mr Perfect had a near fall on James Storm with the Perfect Plex. AJ hit Wonderful with Styles Clash for another near fall. It's Rude with a Rude Awakening on Roode after Heenan distracted the Ref and Wonderful hit him with a chair for the 1,2,3..
Your Winners and DFWA 6 Man Tag Champs
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Here comes the Rock let's see what he has to say
Finally the Rock is in the DFWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! But how is that the most electrifying man in the world of professional wrestling doesn't even get onto the first PPV of DFWA? I tell ya why because The Rock was cheated ya see. In the Battle Royal to determine who gets shots at the titles..the Rock was lowballed and cheat shotted by some fat bag of crap who The Rock remembers as Bubba....a fatter bag of crap who had a stu stu stu stu stuttering problem...
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Bully Ray said:
Stop stop stop stop stop just stop right fucking now. None of your horseshit pandering tonight Rocky. You got a problem with me?Well I got a problem with you and your sore loser move of dragging me out after I eliminated you fair and square...
The Rock said:
Listen tubby the only thing square about you is your head...no what is it that you call yourself nowadays?
*Bully Ray shakes his head no*
Bully Ray said:
I not gonna give you the satis..
The Rock said:
IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU'RE GONNA GIVE ME THE SATISFACTION OR NOT! Oh that's it....you call yourself Bully Ray nowadays...well The Rock says this you can call yourself Bubba Ray, Brother Ray, Bubba The Sponge, Bully Ray, or Rachel Ray for the Rock matters all he knows is he gonna lay the smackdown on you're Roody Poo candy ass..
Bully Ray said:
What a shock the same old song and dance from ya Rock...guess you have been to busy filming more homoerotic car movies with Vin Diesel to get any new material..
The Rock said:
Oh The Rock sees what this is all about...a little jealous that the Rock gets make movies with superstars and live the glamourous life that only The Rock can...but The Rock is feeling generous Bubba we have known each other a long time so what The Rock is gonna do is call up his good friend Kevin James and see if he can get you a part in Zookeeper 2 playing a 200LB BARRELL FULL OF MONKEY DUNG!
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Ryback said:
You two aren't the only one's that got screwed. I want Sid! Feed Me, Sid, Feed Me, Sid!
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*before Sid can speak The Commissioner Ernest The Cat Miller is up on the jumbotron, he announces that there is to much on this PPV but Rock & Ryback v Bully Ray & Sycho Sid will be the Main Event on the debut episode of Friday Night Fights this Friday on FX*
- Brain Busters were eliminated by Bad Influence when Brie Bella blinded Arn Anderson with the flash from her camera and Daniels hit him with the Angels Wings.
- Band Influence was then eliminated by the APA when Bradshaw hit Daniels with the Clothesline FroM Hell.
- APA was then eliminated when Damien Sandow pinned Farooq with the Terminus
Winner and DFWA TV Tag Team Champions
Carlito gets an early advantage but is tripped up by Maryse and is then hit with the Skull Crashing Finale.
DFWA TV Champion
After a twenty minute technical masterpiece of a match, Wolfe hit the Tower of London on Cesaro who kicks out then hits the Very European Uppercut followed with The Neutralizer
Winner and DFWA European Champion
Flair has the figure four on Dolph when AJ got on the apron while the ref was dealing with her Big E came in and hit the Big Ending on Flair and Ziggler picks up the quick pin...Arn, Tully, & Malenko chase them off as they are about to do more damage to Flair..
Winner and DFWA IC Champion
Rhodes Scholars attack Funkin Pimpin before the get to the ring. They are cleared away by security and the match begins. Sheamus hits White Noise on Brodus then Wade helps Brodus up to hit him with the Bull Hammer for the 1,2,3.
Winner and DFWA Tag Team Champions
The Main Event of the night will crown the first DFWA Heavyweight Champion of the World. Macho Man starts off like a ball fire and pummels Punk into the corner but Punk slips out of the ring to get a breather and then goes to yell at Miss Elizabeth he is then attacked from behind by Savage who throws him in the ring but Punk gets the jump on him and slams his head into the turnbuckle and then goes for the anaconda vice but Savage slips out and hits Punk with a flurry of jabs to the chest and head and body slams punk to the ground. Savage goes up to the turnbuckle but Punk was playing possum jumps up and rakes Savage's eyes and puts him on his shoulders then hits Savage with the GTS for the 1,2,3 and the win.
Winner and DFWA Heavyweight Champion
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